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Chapter 1: What is 'Are You Garbage' about?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. Or just a big old piece of trash. Trash. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. I didn't get much sleep last night. Okay. I heard that goddamn headboard in her room going all night. Okay.
It's like the white stripes were in there. I don't know who's in town, but they're bringing it. The Seven Nation Army was in there. Bringing the heat. Talk about boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
That's neither here nor there.
My co-host is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode here at Antony's. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. And he is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world.
Just a couple of guys wearing our new shackets.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. What up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. And obviously, now I'm being told I got to say Spotify as well.
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Chapter 2: What do DXL mannequins look like?
He's not going to finish himself. I had to get in there. The guy was conducting a lewd sex act on himself. What, and you think it got on the lip? I don't know. I had a shit in there right. It was either that or shit in my pants. And I was pretty drunk, and I was enough to get over the man. The guy was just wailing on himself in here. I think I might even open the door on him.
I was like, we got an emergency out here, pal. You got to fucking put that thing in my mouth. I'll wrap this up real quick. You need to put that trumpet away and head on out to the lobby.
Well, you're safe because it is highly unlikely that you can catch anything from the toilet seat by simply touching it with your penis tip.
That's not what my girlfriend told me. Jesus. It's just scary when it hits. No, I know what you're talking about. How many other wieners you've kissed like that? Yeah. That's a lot. You start licking it. I also have gotten the water. Oh, yeah. Self bidet. Yeah. Yeah. Which I don't mind. Really? Depends. That ain't good. It's usually after something bad just dropped.
I'm not proud of it, but yeah, that happens. Listen, this isn't fucking toilet talk time with Kip and Foley, all right? You brought it up. Fucking clean it up. Great question, though. Kip, factor, factor, give me the news. I got a chicken bowl waiting in the fridge. For you. That's right, baby. Gang, we love factor meals around here at Tootie's. Our absolute favorite.
which we were getting them before they were even a sponsor. I'm a bit of a trendsetter. Sure. I was talking about them before they were even a sponsor, which makes me think I gave them the kippy bump. You know what I mean? The boost of confidence they needed. Gang, if you're not familiar with Factor, which you should be, is the number one ready-to-eat meal kit in the United States. Yes.
Pop them in the microwave. They're ready in two minutes. They're hot. They're delicious. They're nutritious. They are fantastic. And they don't got all that junk in them. No. You know what I mean? Talk about clean eating here. Yeah. Factor lets you do you. You can choose from six menu preferences that help you manage calories, maximize protein intake, avoid meat, or simply just well-balanced.
Yeah. Because Factor meals are chef-prepared and dietician-approved, you're not only going to love how Factor's meals taste, but also how they support your goals. They're easy-peasy. I go on the keto low-cal type deal on that shredded chicken taco bar. I mean, that's better than Thanksgiving dinner. Do yourself a favor. Chicken and gravy. Blow your hair back.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What is hot pot and how is it enjoyed?
Participation trophy-esque.
It's that kind of world where it's like fucking let them – You've got a couple of them hanging on the wall, I'm sure. Yeah.
Yeah, you definitely did.
We would get never a participation, probably like a first, second, third. But that's standard. First, second, third. Yeah, he came in second place, whatever, whatever. But we never had participation. Nothing. That's fucking his generation.
Maybe at the end. There was a cut, but not really. People were pretty against him. Yeah.
Not my cup of tea. I don't know.
Whatever. Take it. Don't take it. So it's like, who the fuck cares? Give the kid a trophy. Everyone needs a win eventually. That's true. A lot of myself from time to time.
He's got my ass kicked out there. Carry this book bag for me, will you? Make with the pop secret. All right, let's see here. This is from CS. Is it garbage if I add on myself for being high as shit because I tried to make hard-boiled eggs and thought I could hear the chicken screaming from being boiled alive? Like a lobster? Yeah, you're on Neptune if you think that.
You're smoking the fucking Panama Red.
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