Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
AYG Goes to Prison - Are You Garbage Patreon (FULL)
Fri, 23 May 2025
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Chapter 1: What is the premise of 'Are You Garbage'?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Great. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it good to be classy.
Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash.
I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition, but I got to tell you folks, why is that flannel boy?
Because of the motherfucking... Because of the motherfucking... My bad, Windex.
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Chapter 2: Who are the main hosts of the podcast?
What? What? Blue sky all day. The motherfucking homies.
What? You son of a bitch.
The goddamn homies. The fucking shareholders. The board members.
The sleeper cells. The kippies eyebrows.
As I've been saying, the undercover agents and the undercover brothers.
Here for a little bonus episode on the old Patreonish, gang. Sure. We got a fun one for you. As I said, my co-host is coming at you from across the table, working the wood chipper today. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
What up, gang?
Shout out to the motherfucking homies, dog.
Makes me want a Rocco's looking at you in that shirt. You've been talking about it a lot lately. Yeah, I'm talking about it. Had a tangent. Play stupid with me now. They do sit down now. Glam's Casino, not Penn.
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Chapter 3: What are some humorous anecdotes about prison?
You're an asshole.
That's where you keep your belongings. You mean my pocketbook?
Okay. Yeah, other than a single pair of whites.
I don't know what that is. Is that shoes? A pair of glasses? No, I give you shoes. Yeah, the prohibition extends to your leisure items as well. You will not be able to bring in games, cards, books, iPod, or anything or any of that sort of stuff with you.
The first six to 12 hours. The first six to 12 hours will likely be some of your worst.
You won't go straight from freedom to DOC in most circumstances. After you are remanded to custody, the Department of Corrections will be held at the county jail until they can transport you, blah, blah, blah. That makes sense. Yeah, like until you get to prison. It might take like 48 hours or whatever.
When the day arrives for you to be transferred, you'll likely be woken up extremely early around 3 a.m. to be gathered and put on a... Oh, man, I can't even get a good night's sleep.
For the fucking worst day of your life, you're going in half-cocked. Fuck that. What about my sleep apnea machine? See if you can. I don't know. You have to. You don't have to.
I'll be cranky.
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