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I would ask you, which, which connects with the question that I wanted to ask you to do a bit of your thing, because it makes me laugh. And also I'd ask you the question, making me laugh and sharing your wisdom. My question is, since you have such a big legacy in American comedy and like you have such a demanding job, you were doing a show every day.
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And plus it's late night. So how'd you, like when you had kids with, and you're also a family man and you're known for being a discreet celebrity that hasn't, you know, had any horrible stuff with the press. Like you haven't had any talk of gerbils.
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Yeah, I was born and raised here. I speak English like this because I suffer from an acute overconsumption of American entertainment. We're seeing really acute. Everything I get my hands on, podcasts, books, movies, TV shows, all the things. So when people ask me about my English and I tell them I read a little bit of gossip every now and then, see, it pays off. That's funny.
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Yeah. The question is, when you have kids and your family grew, how do you manage coming to terms with the fact that you were going to miss out on stuff at home with your wife and the kids or at some fancy party at work? Because to balance it all, you need to miss out on stuff here and there. So how was that for you?
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I do. My obsession with food came from my dad. My dad is, to say obsessed would be selling a church. He talks about nothing other than food. The minute he learned my husband was from Poland, the first thing he mentioned was some soup they make in some region. He knows so much about food and wine and all the restaurants that are going to open and that then become trendy afterwards.
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Conversations in my house were nothing other than like this sauce, books about food everywhere, all the good critics books. So, yeah, I have a lot of close. My brother's a chef at a fancy restaurant. So I have a lot of people that I dine with.
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I don't think I would invite him. Why? Because he would then start talking to you about food, monopolize the conversation. Oh, wait.
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My mom would swear that it isn't possible to outdo my dad.
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Well, I did live with Americans for about three years, friends from New York. Shout out to Michelle, Pavi, and Jamie. And I spent 24 hours with them, really.
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I hope so. Thank you, guys. Bye to the three of you. Thank you for all the entertainment and laughs.
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How about if I give you some credit? You and Ellen have also played a major role because I've consumed all the things, all the clips of your talk shows that I could get off the internet because your shows weren't shown here. So when YouTube started, I started watching a bunch of Ellen and YouTube suggested some clips of your show and I was peeing my pants laughing.
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Oh, my God. Hello. I told myself to not freak out when I met you guys, and look how that went.
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Well, both pale, the hair color, and you've said you're womanly looks.
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So I'm 34. I have two kids. I've recently had the second one, and she's four months old. And I actually have a little beef with you because I was recently trying to get her to sleep, and I listened to a lot of hours of this podcast. And when I say you, I mean the three of you. Mm-hmm.
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And recently you guys made me laugh so hard that I woke up my newborn who had just gone to sleep after about 30 minutes of trying to get her to sleep. I was like, oh my God, I hate them. Even though I love them.
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So as of right now, I'm taking care of the little one. The big one is in school. My husband's gone back to work, but I go back to work October 14th after. Yeah, we got we get about five months of maternity leave in Spain.
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I am a legal counsel in the legal department of a big engineering multinational. I do international commercial contracting. I'm boring myself by explaining this. Wow.
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Like my job is intense, but it's also not as insane as it is to become a lawyer in the U.S. It's less years. I studied about six years, whereas in the U.S. you have to do like four undergrad and then about three of grad school. Then the LSATs are insane. Here's not as insane, although I won't. I'll take the compliment.
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Yeah, it's pretty big. It's not a lot of sleeping. It's a lot of stressing, a lot of cortisol pumping all the time. So yeah, it's a bit intense. I do go to a fair amount of restaurants. I'm obsessed with food. I grew up in a family that talks about nothing other than food. So I make a point of taking some space for myself, going to restaurants, trying delicious food, going out with friends.
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So I do manage to get some space for myself. Otherwise, I'd be in bed.
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Really? You should. And Barcelona. Everyone's been to Barcelona.
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Like a regular dinner that's not too early, not too late would be at 9.
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Yeah, my foreign friends want to book tables at 7, and the restaurants aren't even open. They'll tell you the earliest table they have is at 8.30. Oh, boy.
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Yeah, my husband's foreign and he does not do well with our eating schedule here.
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No, I think people go to bed at like 11 p.m. So if you have dinner at like 7, then you're really hungry by the time you go to bed, no?
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I love that. Well, first of all... Yeah, lunch also happens late.
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No, mostly we take turns to go out with friends because if both of us leave, then it's a whole thing. Either my mom, the nanny, like it's too much. So I'm mostly looking for space with my friends.
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Yeah. Alejandra sounds very serious. Like my mom when she gets mad at me.
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It is. I do have mental breakdowns a bit often, to be honest. Yeah. But I'm still short of managing sanity.
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Yeah, I don't get a lot of free time, but sometimes self-care just isn't so easy and you have to make time for yourself or else. I feel a lot more guilty when I lose my patience because I haven't had any oxygen or space than when I go out or go for a massage or go for friends. So it's really important.
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Hey, I'll take it. Over a thick local accent, I'll take it.
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So I would love to, since I'm obsessed with food and American comedy, it would be amazing for me if we shared a meal, one of those long meals, maybe lunch, if you don't want to have dinner. So dinner sounds good.
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Oh, well then dinner. Yeah. Cause we're both the young and hip and club.
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Let me take out my list here. By having dinner with me, you'd make me laugh. Trust me.
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Savage Lovecast Episode 946
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
Hey, Dan. 36-year-old bi cis lady who is also a mom of two calling. Yesterday, my two kids got invited to a play date by a woman I used to be very close with. Our older children met at preschool and have been best friends ever since.
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This lady and I are no longer on the greatest terms, and we don't really speak often, but we used to be best friends until COVID happened, and then she became a big old anti-vaxxer. But yesterday I was dropping them off at her house. Don't worry, she got vaccinated since then. And we were talking about the start of school. It's the first year our kids aren't going to the same school.
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They're going into middle school, but mine's going to go to public, and hers is going into Catholic instead. She said her daughter was heartbroken and wanted to go to public school with my kid, but that they just had to send her to this new school after what the public school did to ruin her mind. I was confused. I had no idea what she was talking about. And then she continues.
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
Well, she came home all confused after her sex ed classes. She came up to me and she said, I think I like girls. I said, no, you don't. That's wrong. That's gross. You don't know what the hell you're talking about. I just couldn't believe it. It broke my heart, honestly. I looked at her and I said, like, you didn't really say that to her. Like, oh, my God.
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
I told her, you know, she's her own person. You can't decide what she likes and you don't get to make that choice for her. And, you know, she said back to me, like, I've never heard her talk about this kind of thing before. You know, the school's loading her head up with all types of shit and I don't think it's right. And so I told her exactly what having sex with a woman would be like.
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
And she was so disgusted. She told me to stop. I told her, you know, I'm bi, right? Like, I don't understand what's wrong with that and where any of this is coming from. And I ended the conversation and I told her I had to leave. And it was very abrupt. And she said, fine, and just turned around. And I went home and I cried. You know, she texted me after and she said, I hope I didn't offend you.
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
I want you to know that I'm open and I'm okay if she likes girls. I just didn't like the school getting involved. I told her it was hurtful. She replied with a bunch more, but it honestly just came off as so disingenuine, like she was just backtracking to make herself look okay.
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
You know, she told me she accepted everyone, and I told her to tell everything she just said to her daughter, like, not me. I think I'll just wait until I see her daughter and privately let her know if she ever needs to talk that I'm here. But aside from that, I'm just so hurt. She's turned into such a fucking bigot after COVID.
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
But I just want to make sure her daughter gets the support that she needs.
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
After 30 years together and a few listings to your podcast, Monogamish, my husband and I decided to open things up a little bit and periodically invite a third to join us. We have noticed, however, that we are far more into it and far more excited when there is a third present than when it's just the two of us.
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
I think that's to be expected, but my husband wonders if we should be worried about that.
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
Sounds like a Republican candidate for governor if I've ever heard one. I mean, look, it's just the hypocrisy of this all.
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Savage Lovecast Episode 932
If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony, well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Love Cast.
The Matt Walsh Show
Matt Walsh’s Most Defining Speech Yet
So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I bring to you Matt Walsh.
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Matt Walsh’s Most Defining Speech Yet
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Matt Walsh’s Most Defining Speech Yet
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