Steve

oh hi little dick steve i have you on my phone as lds but you're not a latter-day saint you're a little dick steve you're one of those little dick guy i mean do you have a micro penis uh no actually uh i am very average in many ways uh so it was kind of a uh a psychological trick i would you know

Anytime I'd be talking to a girl, I'd be like, oh yeah, I'm tiny.

It's minuscule.

Well, for me, that's the way it would work out, right?

they would think, oh, he's got a tiny, tiny Johnson.

And then we'd talk and eventually I'd talk him into, you know, fooling around.

And then it'd be like, oh, this is perfectly fine.

Well, so first wife, we were just way too young and it didn't work out.

Didn't even last a year and she was gone.

She wasn't pregnant.

We thought we were in love.

We were just young and dumb.

How old?

Uh, I was, I think we were both like 21.

Sort of.

Yeah.

And then we literally filed divorce papers on our first anniversary.

I believe they tried, but being 21, I thought I knew everything.

Yeah, I would.

Yeah.