Nia
Appearances
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
I did. I bought a big on-the-street furry hat. It's cute, though.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Oh, there you go.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Like what?
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
But museums... That was a long time ago. Those Yeezys, let's be very clear. That was a long time ago. Go on. That was before the current situation.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Did you throw your phone recently?
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Anyway, what are you getting at?
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Pepper wings.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Oh, okay, okay. Mm-hmm. museums like you lemon pepper wings and museums that's the perfect date if you want to win her heart yeah take me to a museum and then take me to get some lemon pepper wings oh with the lemon pepper dry rub but also wet sauce on the side so that you can drizzle it in the wet sauce oh my god
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
No, it's not.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
I'm not big on them. I prefer a dry burrito. Anyway, so go on. All right.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Do you know what museum I went to when I was in D.C.? That was amazing.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
I don't know, but I went to the African American Museum in D.C., and it was amazing.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
They have a whole area dedicated to stand-up comedy. You can't take anything seriously.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Don't. Don't.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Why am I doing this?
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Because I see four nation tournament and you're thinking seven nation army.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Yeah, whatever.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Oh, we love Jack White.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
He's so great.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Nice guy. All right, keep going.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
I did a... Stop putting that in your mouth.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
I did a show with him. You mean SNL?
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Because I find it so weird that you're like, oh, I did a project with Kevin Costner one time. It's like, you mean a movie? Why can't you just say what it is?
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Oh, that's right. Because white people are like, oh, I didn't do that. Black people are like, I did this thing.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
But you can say when I did SNL.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Are you still doing that? And you're still talking about it on your podcast as if people don't leave me comments about it? You better fucking stop that shit. What? Stop it. Cut it out. Did you give them the context of why that even came up? Because of what I did for our daughter's school for Black History Month? No, you didn't. You're just like, my wife, blah, blah, blah. That's not what I did.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
First of all. Hey, what's up? I already know, okay? And you're nonsense. You don't even know the history behind it. You don't even know the story behind it, okay? You just went for the joke.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Jesus Christ.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Edamame of pasta? You are so dumb. Like what a dumb comparison. You fucking married me. You really are dumb. You really are dumb.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
I'm just being a dick.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
You're a dumb dick. I'm a little dumb.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
I married you because you were dumb and easy to control.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
That's what they want to hear.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Exactly. That's what they've been waiting for. I knew it.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
The fact that you compare God to like sort of an incompetent repairman is hilarious.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Yeah, okay. Great. Anyway, what about Jack White? What about Bob? I'm trying to get back on track here. You're giving a Matthew McConaughey and a Wolf of Wall Street. Remember that part? Mm-hmm.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Leonardo DiCaprio's character just sitting there like, what the fuck?
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Oh, right. Yeah.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Oh, right. Because he's so skinny. Yeah. And then he had to do that. That's true.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
And keep his heart beating.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
All right.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Hi, I'm here. No, no, no.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
A car model?
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Like a toy?
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Oh, yeah.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Mm-hmm. Why are you being... Oh, because I just didn't think that this podcast involved me anymore.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Do you do that, though? Do you play with it?
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
What do you do?
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Oh, okay.
Monday Morning Podcast
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25
Your career is at its lowest. Yep.
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
I don't know.
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
I actually was dealing with a little bit of depression last night, right? Um... I've been starting to read the paper a little bit more, you know? Um...
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
kind of up for that um anyway i started to watch this crazy movie another car movie see if i can find it i had to take a picture of it because i had never heard of it and um what the hell is it here go into photos let me see here oh god i hate when that happens
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
Um... God damn it. I'm not going to be able to find it. What was the name of that movie?
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
Ah, shit. I'm not going to be able to find it. You know what? I apologize.
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
Fucking March 19th, dude.
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
I just feel like for my shoulder, my shoulder needs a safe place. People on the internet are mean. A lot of crying out there.
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
Did you like apples? Did you say how about them apples down at the Tasty?
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
Oh, can we get two?
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
I don't know.
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
I'm like, what are the fucking odds?
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
What? The fucking Gamecocks beat them?
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
Get the fuck out of here.
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
They fucking lost.
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
You are the best I've ever had. Just like, bitch, stop talking.
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
Why are you calling it shit? I'm an artist.
Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
Hey, Nia!
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Oh, Jesus, Dad's mad. Dad's coming home. He's not in a good fucking mood. He had a bad week.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
What about below it?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
I thought you were done. Sorry.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
No.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
No, I just saw another place that I wanted to show you that maybe you wanted to order from. Yeah.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Okay. Would you like some sort of like a bowl, like with rice and tofu and that sort of thing?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Okay. So you want meat. So I shouldn't order from a vegan place then.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Tofu?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Tofu's not good for you?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Are you sure you're thinking of tofu?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
I thought tofu was made from soybeans.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Not always.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Oh, no, but the devil was an angel that got cast out.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
The fucking 2016 New England Patriots.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
225.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Because it's ridiculous. That's why.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
What? It's absolutely absurd for you to not know when things are anymore. It's like you're a grown-ass man, and you got all dressed to go to the... Why is it always grown-ass?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
I can say whatever I want to say. And I'm choosing to say that you're a grown-ass man who can't seem to write anything down.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
To the point where you're going to get all dressed up and be like, oh, what am I going to wear? This, that, and the other. And then you come downstairs five minutes later like, well, it's next week. Like, what's wrong with you? You need to get it together. It's not cute.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
You're always forgetting when things are. You're always getting the dates wrong, and it's frustrating. It's just annoying.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
What does that have to do with anything? You're doing amazingly as it does.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
I'm not acting like I'm shooting heroin in an alley, but I just don't understand why you can't ever get your schedule straight. You're always getting the dates wrong. You're like, oh, it's tomorrow, not today. It's next week, not this week. I don't get it. I'm busy, and I don't have an assistant. You should get an assistant. I don't want another person to talk to.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
I've been telling you to get an assistant for like three years now because of this very reason.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
99%? 98%.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
I did.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
I don't know.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Are you kicking me out now? Are you almost done?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Oh, you just started?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Oh, Jesus. I came up here to watch the Grammys, but I can't turn the TV on now, right?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Okay, I'm going to.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
There's some chick that showed up on the red carpet wearing a sparkly dress that said, Make America Great Again, and then Trump on the back of it. I don't know who she is, but everyone's already like, what? Oh, my God. Just for somebody to show up at a Hollywood event like that in a dress that says, you know, that's pro-Trump is pretty...
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
You know what I mean?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Yeah, I guess so.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Right. And not rely on your stupid clothes.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Okay.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Ha ha.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
And everybody's just like, oh shit, right?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
One, two, three, four. Whole crowd. What the fuck? Right? Then she goes down. Her closing bit. Not one, not two, not three or four. She puts five fucking soup bowls.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
These kids get drunk, they call Uber. Right? Everything's just set up for them. So they don't know how to fucking pull themselves off the mat. You know?
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
This fucking guy came out of fucking nowhere. Then you go over the other guy. What happened? I came out of fucking nowhere. I wasn't even looking.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
Crazy.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
No, we only kill the bad people.
Monday Morning Podcast
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
You know what I mean? The guy, he came out of fucking nowhere. The Saddam Hussein, we had a green light.