Kurt Metzger
Appearances
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, that's the lithium triangle that Afghanistan is in. So I'm sure that's part of the deal. We give them all our stuff. Hey, they played a good game. Give them some helicopters. And we can train terrorists there because most of the Islamists came from us or Saudis or Israel or Pakistan, most of them. And we paid them like $100 million out of the State Department. Maybe it was the USA.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I don't know. But a dude who showed me a video of it that he had, he wouldn't text it to me. He was like scared to text it to me. But this guy used to be an international press pass. He showed me a video of these Taliban guys. They made like a fort out of American money. Yeah. Like way more than a chest eye wall of money. Jesus Christ. And so he wouldn't send it to me.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
But then two weeks later, it comes out in the news that they accidentally. So they slipped in that they gave it to them. But they have lithium there because that's the name of the game. Right?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So he's right what he's saying, but I'm like, you weren't aware of this earlier, Sean, as a guy that ran a cartel or whatever. That's where he came from. He's in Columbia running a drug network. They don't just let Americans do that unless they're like, you know, come on.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. Everything you're saying is perfectly reasonable. Now I remember. When the Tesla, the guy who blew up his own Tesla outside of Elon's- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had this like skull and he was like, oh, we just got word that- I got this email, and then all of a sudden, next thing, he's in another car, and we're not talking about it no more. That's very oppy.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, my voice is back. Exactly. Genghis Khan. Yeah, which is a terrible movie. It's one of the most amazing, because it's cursed from the gate.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I have these shades. You know why? I'll save this gold. Hold on.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, about how somebody, was it Iran or China or somebody? It was like with the drone. Right, it had something to do with the Jersey drone situation, right? Yeah, which I'm guessing is Palmer Luckey's outfit, not China. I'm looking it up.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
my guess palmer lucky that swarm drones it's something to see how you deal with it nobody cares it's hard to trust super smart dudes who wear flip-flops on podcasts i saw him with the flip-flops i was like this guy's too crazy i trust that he has some making drills and he's he doesn't even want to have shoes on i could i i might be wrong but i think his initial start because he went through some bullshit where he was trying to sell the military something kind of
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Like a robot truck that puts out fires, which you need. That's crazy. But they don't want stuff to, you know, it's the military.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I mean, as a comic, you use murder language to talk about it, right? Yes. Like, this was going to kill. Yeah, he crushed it. He was going to cavitate the back of your head out when I tell you about it. Goddamn, man.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Look, I'm not going off, because I don't believe anything. I just want to hear a new story that doesn't make me bored, because I heard a lot of stories, you know? That's all. Right. So- What happens then if you tell me something new I haven't heard, I'll remember it because I go, oh, that's interesting. I forget boring things and I remember everything that's interesting to me.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So later when I'm looking at new stuff on sidekick on Jimmy or whatever, now I have all this – it's just the way you write jokes. Like I have a – I could cross-reference. I need as much data as I could get about every single thing, you know? Right. So that I can make connections. That's just for joke writing or any kind of writing. Right.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
uh so you have to analyze stuff so i i just go off the old uh you know you know a tree by its fruits right that bible saying that i think is a correct saying um if i know the the truth about certain current events and i'm watching and i know your background that you should know this or that and maybe you don't though i i allow for that um i'm just saying i've seen a bunch of people that woman from uh who was like isis is back and iran is here
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Who was that woman? The CIA lady. That's a bad impression, by the way. I didn't know who you were talking about. It was my impression of how she was talking about ICE. So it was when the Tesla truck blew up. I've been making jokes about it. I was like, hey, guys, ICE is his back, and no one cares.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Is that the original? Whitewash movie? Well, no, not whitewashed, but Jada Pinkett Smith made Cleopatra, where it's like Cleopatra's black on Netflix, and it was like she clearly sees Cleopatra as her, and it's like a suck-up to herself. And John Wayne, I'm sure, was thinking that with Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan was 65.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So this level of bullshit and this was bewildering when I read this about drones blaming China. Now, remember, because I joke about the Chinese on the drones because of all of this. And then he does the Chinese spy balloon bullshit. If a Chinese spy balloon, you know, they made up all these little details after the fact.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
There's actually an article where military goes, it's more than likely not a spy balloon. It got from mainland China, a big white balloon. This is China on it. We got over all our bases in the Pacific, which, if you look at the map of how many bases we have, it looks like a sex offender registry, okay?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
All our balloon-sensing equipment, I assume, from the trillions of dollars they just lose making our amazing force, got past them to Billings, Montana. No, that was an actual balloon. There was unseasonable. I believe the simpler explanation of the unseasonable winds blew a balloon... Into Billings, Montana. And that's why Biden didn't shoot it down.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
We've had this happen many times when those balloons. Then they go, oh, maybe we shot down two more balloons. It might be UFOs. Remember that bullshit?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So as soon as you hear all the nonsense coming out, you're like, what is this? So the balloon was just that, a weather balloon. They all know it. Remember like Biden, why didn't you shoot down this balloon? It's a spy balloon. Don't you? Yeah, he purposely left a spy balloon to spy on us. It's such bullshit.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, okay. If you look at Zillow, I'm pretty sure it body scans your whole fucking face. Does it? My girl likes to look at houses on Zillow. Dude, your phone, the way it's used to track you is unbelievable. And amateurs, I'm pretty sure the Bernie and AOC rallies where I'm like, there's no way that many people are going to see these losers. Well, that's a fact.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
But they tracked the phones of the people, okay? And then they knew the same people kept going to the same Bernie and AOC concert.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. Yeah, well, that's what they've been doing for a while, ever since the tea party.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
What was the total? Every Diddy suspect. Beyonce, not singing, just talking. Yeah. Great commercials, reaching out to men. Not going on your show, going on the caller. I think that's Hawk to his mom, caller daddy. Okay. Great job, guys. And she lost the cherry on top of that great campaign.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Screaming about Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who always thought Roe v. Wade should be overturned on illegal reasons. Because it's a bad, in her mind, but bad ruling. Katie Couric edits out her real feelings out of the book, you know?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Who's going to program that God that I can believe in? Muslims?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Because all these elite, you know when they go, oh, who's the secret elite running? Right. Well, here's a clue, and I don't know if this is an obvious clue. You know how we still have royalty everywhere? You know, by definition, a bloodline that should be over you that for some reason we're obsessed with. Here in America where we rebelled, people fight over Snow White.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
The Bavarian fairy tale to inculcate you with bloodline shit. And then people are mad at the big head girl. What's her fucking name? that she looks like a mothership alien. The Snow White they got, the Puerto Rican Snow White.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, so now if you notice the spin on it, they're putting it all on her. I mean, I'm sure she sucks, but she is very young. She's a fucking kid, right? She didn't write that script though, right? And I don't think she made the no dwarves decisions. That was Sir Peter Dinklage.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Wait, so the American dwarves were killed by the Nazis?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I find that surprising with their supposed love of German folklore, that they would attack the luckiest creatures. Or Cody was...
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
have pretty brutal measures for dealing with that well they i know they did because they as you know copied them from us where we started that first that's the rocket we started that yeah eugenics is from america it's all for all the things are from america or england all the things you think of nazis as some like like an al-qaeda that somebody funded because it worked out for them at the time until it didn't work out it was just like constant gain of function right
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Dude, you just reminded me. They were already killing people. You just reminded me of something great. Okay. So this is one of my favorite historical. So you know how back in the day, Jeffrey Hudson. Do you know about Jeffrey Hudson? The Queen's Dwarf in England? No. So back in the day, let me just see the year here. So 1619 to 1682. He lived kind of long, I guess.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Anyway, back then, royalty would collect... like, you know, dwarves, or if you were like really fat because you had some gland problem, there's a girl in Spain like that, and someone discovered you, royals would keep you in like a menagerie, like, ooh, a dwarf, and you'd be like the court, her dwarf. Like a Paris Hilton dog, you know, from, you know? So this guy, Jeffrey Hudson,
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I can't remember what queen it is, but for her birthday, they baked him into a pie. I mean, they didn't bake him, but they put him in a pie, okay? So they presented this gigantic pie. He jumps out and then starts dancing on the table, and she loved it. I think he belonged to another noble family. It's like, well, you could have him. So then he became her dwarf, and he had, like, a little sword.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And he would... One of her relatives, he would disguise himself as a poor person and go... Jesus Christ. Yeah. That laugh. Look at it. My voice is gone from yelling at hobos. Look at him there. And there he is with the queen walking him. You got to take care of him, you know.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Probably a better life than a full-size adult back then, you know.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, well, look, if you're this guy and you just jumped out of a pie, the king will let you say all kinds of stuff.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
He based it on history. He based all that stuff on real history. Probably the dragon part. Sorry, Joy Behar. I wonder about the dragon part. Well, wait, wait, wait. So this dude, one of her relatives or something, he stayed with them and the guy would pretend to be a poor person in the street and he would bring Jeffrey with him.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And then do like an act. And like he would sit down and he would have these, he would have like a big loaf of bread and then he would make him into a sandwich. That's one of his... Jesus Christ, dude. He would have them in his pocket, and then he would get out bread, and then he would climb in and make a sandwich, and people loved it. I mean, I love it just thinking about it.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I went down a dragon rabbit hole the other day on YouTube. Okay, there's the last thing, though, and this is important. That little guy? Yeah. So he started getting a big head, okay? Oh, no. Yeah, like the classic Howard Stern whack pack kind of development, right? and he got captured by pirates.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
He has a crazy life, but he had a little sword, like they made him a sword for himself, and somebody said something to Queen, and he challenged him to a duel. This guy, okay? They had pistols back then. It was like the single-shot pistol duel. And so the guy brought a water gun. The other guy was like, I'm going to fight the Queen's Dwarf.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And he brought a real gun because he came to, you know, he came for the fame. He came and shot the guy with a real gun. The other guy had a squirt gun that he shot. Oh, my God. And I'll bet Jeffrey Hudson was like, oh, I'm glad I killed you, motherfucker. You brought a squirt gun on top of it? You know, like, that's a guy really not taking you seriously to your duel if he brought a water pistol.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
You think, like, my little fingers can't pull a trigger? That's how I would take it.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
You know what? Maybe I'm wrong. Can I take off my Trump one piece? One piece is really hot. Now, I put this on. You put it on over your clothes, though. I put it on over my shirt because I want the great job so far. Where did you get that thing? Out there. Every time I come, Jamie has a box of Bizarre merch.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I put this on to celebrate. I told Jamie. Oh! Because Hawk Tua has been pardoned. Are you joking? Finally. Finally. Julian Assange only took, what did it take, 20 years?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Like you can dump it, right? Did I tell you my buddy was making, they make those AI slaves that they stack to make like memes and coins? A lot of these guys are in Puerto Rico or Dominican Republic because of taxes. Yeah. So the guys that make those coins, they refer to people who buy those coins as degenerate gamblers. Right. Because that's what they are. So that's all it is.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
The North Korean success cut that Kim Jong-un has was our boys.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, okay. So wait, so someone's muddying the waters already. Yeah, that doesn't mean that.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So this is very strange. She's from Florida. Her primary... She ran against... I forget his name, but I sent Jamie the video of this. This is one of the nuttiest things. The Republican she was running against in Florida in the primary was caught on tape talking about having her killed if she does well and is about to get elected. Oh, Jesus. To someone you... I know I had heard of them.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Oh! Okay, but they say Russian... Okay, that's actually less weird than some of the other stuff he says, and they don't mention it. So play his recording. Now, he got prosecuted, so this is not him just bragging, I guess. Let me hear this.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I mean, you could say, why is the stock market less degenerate gambler than that? I guess because, I don't know why. Maybe you get backed up on certain investments by the government because there's a little bit more money. Fake regulation? I don't know.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, you heard him say his Freemason brothers, so that means he is. He's cranked out of his mind.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
This isn't real. This is cocaine talk, right? Well, not just that. It is that, but also he got arrested and prosecuted. Well, you can't have cocaine talk on the fucking phone. He ran away to the Philippines, and that's a pretty dark connection, too.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Dude, did you hear that? He's out of his mind. No, no, no. Wait, pause that. We're going to sacrifice a few. You're 100% right about that. Yeah. No, he believes that, though. His Freemason brothers are bringing money from Malta and Gibraltar.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Cocaine makes you confide in people. Is he trying to impress her?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
That's good enough for the CIA to spy and get that talk and use it as intel, by the way, generally, isn't it? So here's the other question. Look at him.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It just sounds like... It sounds like coke dog. Well, because all the... You probably shouldn't talk about your Freemason brothers and their... A Russian-Ukrainian hit squad. Wow, that's cool of them to get past their differences.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
But he is connected to something, I think. He wouldn't have run to the Philippines where these kind of people run to. So is he running from the law right now? No, he's going back to court. They're probably like, you have to go to jail. We can't get you out of this, idiot. You got coked up and talked to a whore. You know how Ghislaine's got to do her time and keep her trap shut?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
This guy's going to have to do that too. But William Braddock, I'm like, okay, who is he? He must be from a family from there. I couldn't find anything, but maybe I just sucked at it. But where's his bio? Who is he? Who's his dad?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
They call her a conservative activist. No, she was talking about some real shit. She was good to think she was talking about with that. What was it?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, sometimes it'll be a guy that I thought was that, but no, he was a straight guy. The straight guys and gay guys in those circles are imperceptible. Like, oh, Harry Sisson came out as straight recently. That kid with the rosy cheeks that Tim Dillon had on? Yes. Tim Dillon had him on his show? Exposed him as shills. They came out and said they're being paid.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And they're like, no, cut that, cut that. Do you remember that? It was really funny. No, let me see that. I didn't watch that. Yeah, Tim Dillon.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Fine work by Tim Dillon with these guys. But anyway, I thought the kid with him was his boyfriend. No. He's been pressuring girls for Snapchat nudes. Oh, no. Yeah, so turns out this kid rules. So Tim Dillon had him on. What are they talking about?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
We can't play any of it? You see his head in his hands? You just hit on it. It's right around there.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
His whole getting pussy is based on not doing that. I'm telling you that this is a bad strategy. Oh, I agree with you. I agree. You don't have to convince me. Just for show, never mind getting pussy. Just do that for your life.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
He said it just now. Yeah. If your money depends on you. Being that way, you're going to be that way. So that's a business.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
That's exactly what he just said to Tim. He goes, yeah, I've tried. I mean, they suck, but my audience gets mad, so I can't. Right.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
When is it not? If you go independent, see, because I've heard people throw around audience capture. I'm sure you've heard that nonsense at you. They definitely say it at Jimmy, but I can tell you. No, Jimmy's a real hard-headed dude that his audience gets pissed at him all because now we're criticizing Trump for the ways he's cocking up.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
He's the only guy I know who's a leftist, okay? And I think you should get to identify what you are. Yeah. Like your gender, you should get to say what you are. Yeah. But the video with Kyle Rittenhouse came out where my... Shane Gillis apologized like a man, though. But a lot of my friends, oh, no, he's going away. He crossed state lines. What does that mean? Right.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
With a gun, but you don't say the part, but your brain finishes it, right? Right. But watch the video. You can watch a video and see exactly what happened. Every part of the night of every character in the story, there's no mystery as to who was at fault and whatever. Right. So all you got to do is look at that. That shouldn't even have been a case.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
People, I told you my ex, she's just a blue no matter who dipshit. She goes, I don't need to see the footage. Oh, that's crazy. I go, what am I, Galileo looking at telescope, bitch?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Indian immigrants who were his friends. Yes, white kids had burned down Indian immigrants' property because they were mad about a black man being shot by a cop. So they asked him to help them. By the way, should have been shot. Jacob Blake was kidnapping two kids and going for a knife in his car, probably trying to get shot. He had just had a fight with that chick he had a restraining order with.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And if you've ever been in a bad relationship, you know how Ragnarok it can get. Right? Right. And people do death by cop all the time. Yes, they do. And then the governor, I found out when I played Kenosha, that governor, whatever, went and he kicked off the riot by saying, oh, we think the cop shot him.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
He just said something really irresponsible that they would take you off the air for saying if it caused this, right? Right. But that was the agenda to make that. We all know BLM was a scam, right? And all the money went to a fat bitch. We all know that, right? I don't have to educate anybody. All the things you think are real are not real.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
How many did you get? She got three. Did you even give Hamas any of the money you promised?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
You showed me last time. My rabbi, Richard Grove, who sent me Tragedy and Hope, a book that gives you the skeleton of what the conspiracy is, okay? It's written by Carol Quigley. Somebody on your show I know has brought it up. John Corbett brought it up on Jimmy's show. Okay. It's Bill Clinton's mentor wrote it. He was not against- What's it called again?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Tragedy and Hope, and it's about the Anglo-American world power and how World War I England brought us back into the fold, they called it. Cecil Rhodes, the guy who came up with apartheid. And De Beers, you've always heard De Beers was like... Diamonds. Well, he bought their name. It was him. It was him. Cecil Rhodes. Yeah. Cecil Rhodes. Yeah, Cecil Rhodes.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
No, no. He took it over but used the name De Beers. Oh, so he bought it? And then at Oxford, somebody gave a speech about how England should, you know...
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do the things we do now neoliberal bullshit all over the world and so he was so inspired that so he said so the first concentration camp there's pictures in the book looks just like concentration camps from Germany the Boer War if you ever see the King's Man the prequel to Kingsman right one of the prequels or something? They show it in the beginning.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
There's black and white people in there, so that's nice, it's diverse. That was England that did that, okay? And that's Cecil Rhodes. And Cecil Rhodes created the Cecil Rhodes Round Tables. And he based it on the Jesuits, the Bavarian Illuminati, the Freemasons. His idea was circles within circles. You know, like that map of Atlantis, right?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And so we have the outer, like that dickhead who was saying Freemason shit, they should have never let him into wherever they let him into. He's got a big mouth. He's like any other gangster. They want to brag about their connections. They want to show up in that Cadillac. And I don't condemn. Please snitch. Like Goodfellas. Please, everyone snitch. Please. I'm here for you.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I want to hear the stories. This shit don't stop until you snitch. It's not going to stop until you tell on your group and stop covering up for them. If it's your country, don't cover up for your country. I know people would do that. I know you accuse me of being secretly religious, but... I was kidding. Well, I'm openly this.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Jehovah Witnesses, you know, now, they told me God was going to kill all of you about, like, 20 years ago, so it's awkward now for me, obviously. But... People don't know you grew up Jehovah's Witness. Yeah, I mean, I bring it up every time. Well, people who don't know you. I know.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I assume you have all the back knowledge on me with the viewer at home, and I don't think of the audience.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
The second part of that is it's reminding me of that, but without the love and forgiveness of if you believed in Jesus. So they took the only good thing out of it and kept the dogma. It doesn't sound like dogma, but it's like you're going to – If you have a problem, let's say something's not living up to what it should, and you said this was the solution to everything.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
But let's say there's something really bad you know about. Like someone got molested, and you don't go to the cops, you handle it in-house, which is what they did and got sued for. The highest settlement in American history, not the Catholics, Jehovah Witnesses, because they did what everybody does wrong. The Epstein file, hide the files, handle it in-house, this could look bad.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
If you saw what I saw, you wouldn't release it either. All that bullshit. So don't tell me you're the one organization from God and you did that. And, like, people ought to be kicked out for that. Because all the Bible stories I got taught, God would strike you with leprosy for that shit. You know? Yeah. And I'm the kind of chump that believes in the thing if I believe in it.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So I'm a kind of poison for your group. Because when you don't live up to it, I'm going to be a real twat about it. You know? But that's important. Well, no. It's actually crazy. And is that the hill you want to die on? Here, let me use all the... All the corpo fucking, I've heard this from people I like, not bad people.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Something's wrong and you point it out and they go, is that the hill you want to die on? And I'm like, am I going to be killed for telling the truth? Why would I be?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It's not like jujitsu and stand-up where it's one man, one man.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
What if what makes the most sense to me is eugenics? Because I'm telling you right now, these people have never given up on eugenics. And I'm very happy that technology is going to fix dwarfism one day, okay? And you won't have to do what Hitler did to the dwarves. We're all going to look like Chris Hemsworth. Oh, my God. Can you imagine being a Jewish dwarf?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
The Nordic space brothers that people see. You think they're Nordic? The tall whites? No, the tall whites are a different thing. What do you mean? They're tall. Wait a minute. How many are there? Oh, yeah, there's a lot. Wait a minute. The tall whites and the Nordics are different? People mistake them, but they are different. Now, I'm telling you lore.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I don't know what's real, but Charles Hall's tall whites are not the same. He called them the Nordics. He called them the Norwegians with 23 teeth. What? 23 teeth?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
assuming that this isn't complete bullshit which let's face it probably is but let's say it's not bullshit I don't think they are Nordic I think they're fucking German and I think they're doing a little if they are real this all white blonde society that dude I always call him Jazz Jabroni but his name is Jason Georgiani he said something really interesting about what are these stories of this is like a fifth dimensional race screwing around their architecture is like pyramids and brutalism they're always wearing the same outfits
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
They haven't evolved from anything, right? Right. Why are they in uniform? And you've heard this before about the time travel aspect, right? Because if you did have those kind of things, which I don't know if they have or not, that is automatic. He's right about 100%. That's time dilation. That means you have a time machine.
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So let's say, here's a silly story, that the German acorn, that bell thing, the glocka that nobody knew about until the 70s.
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They found that German bell-shaped where they had mercury plasma rotation to try to make it levitate. Oh, yeah. What was that?
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No. Remember those camps where they bred people to make- What? You don't remember the Nazis had camps of blonde chicks to breed Aryans to encourage it. I missed that chapter. Really? Let me check this out. That's like the sexiest part of it.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
No, it is real, but it doesn't mean it necessarily was a working UFO. I'm not in no way claiming it. I'm just saying this is stuff people know about already. I vaguely remember talking about this. But let's say they mastered something akin to that, okay? What? Okay, just vaguely. And then you send them to planet Aldebaran or whatever they call it, which is how many millions of light years away.
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If you could go to that planet at fast and light, then you have now gone into the past, right? Because it's a relative position. So now you're 50 million years ahead of us, even though you came out of us.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And if you want to come back, right, the way this would work is you could fly back to like Mars or the Earth 50 million years because the distances we're talking about, there has to be like time travel involved. And then let's say you had that kind of control. Hey, why don't I put my DNA and stuff and make it in my own image, remake all of it.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And then you cock it up and then you do the cycle over and over again. Jason Jabrani would make that up. That's where I go. It sounds like Samsara. Some rich assholes make a breakaway civilization, try to remake the world their image. It cocks up like an Atlantis myth of some kind. And the record plays, keeps playing.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It seems like— Well, you know what evolution is. See, this is another thing, Jehovah Witnesses. We had a book called How Did Life Get Here? by Evolution or by Creation, which was against evolution. That's a false—that's not what evolution is. I didn't know that until later. I'm not saying whether anything's true, and I'm just telling you I was told the wrong thing.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Evolution isn't about if there's a God who created it or not. Evolution is change over time. It's the origin of species, not of all life in the universe, just of speciation.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It's a bunch of nerds that some of the nerds are smarter than the other nerds. Yeah. But they all think they're smarter. That's how you get tricked. It's because on Hot Tool Coin, ask Avi Zill next time he's here, but I'm pretty sure... The people that got scammed thought they were going to get out early. Like, they had been sold, and I know this has to be illegal.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, think of that story of, because, you know, all the algorithm of, is it a UFO or God's bastard angels, suns, Nephilim? Well, there's a lot of people that believe that, right? Like, these are aliens and demons. I go by themes. Right, right. So, you know, it's like when Twilight came out as a teen romance, you're like, yo, that guy's like 300 and that chick's only 17. I know, it's so creepy.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So Nephilim, I don't know how you say it, but for an angel in that story, I'm just saying within the lore of the story, I'm not saying anything's true or not. Think of how perverse that is. It's a cross between pedophilia and bestiality, basically, that they committed. Right.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So the crime of that, it's so degenerate. Don't you think that's like an allegory? No, I'm saying the themes scale up and down. So that's why, like Duncan I always talk to about this kind of stuff because he knows all these creepy-ass magic people. And he's, like, really, like, a nice person.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, listen, I'm interested in a lot of things, and I'll watch some of these people, okay, because I want to know things. And I'm real quickly aware of if you're telling me anything interesting or if you're just doing some aesthetic presentation because you like the rock and roll aspect, which, by the way, is the biggest piece of shit aspect ever. Of the whole thing. Rock and roll Satanism?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Is that what you're saying? Just like America. The thing where people are like, oh, everybody hates pedophiles, right? I mean, there's pedophile hunters, amateur. All the music, it wasn't just R. Kelly, all the music that you like, those guys, if any of the stuff they did happened now and they knew about it, it's crazy. Bowie was banging a 13-year-old that later Iggy Pop, passed around Iggy Pop.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
That's just normal shit they did. You know that, right? No. Dude, it's all in their own books. Don't you remember you write confessional books and it was cool to say the crimes you've done in life? And it became not cool. I never read any of those books.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
No, this is a Three Claw podcast. Those books, and I'm going to start reading, I haven't started yet. We started with vampires. Well, the perversion of that. So there's this theme in everything, science fiction, where somebody did something and for some reason it's my fault for being born. And then the thing, how you're describing all these adolescent kind of species that... Yeah. Okay.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
They were sold the idea that they were the initial, you know, whatever, the early bird. Early bird investors.
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And I'm so sick of the blame being – if they had to train people with kindergarten because not enough people wanted to pull the trigger in war, that's a fact. That's how we got our school system was a Prussian emperor going, they're wasting bullets because they don't want to kill people. We got to get them younger so we have killers for the army and workers and good school people.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, they were getting people too late, right? Yeah. So that means our natural thing is not really, see, they always put it like your scumbag leaders start blowing people up. It's like, when are we going to learn? Asshole, everybody that voted for Trump wanted him to not be doing what he's doing now.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
One thing is good is all mega people are calling it out and good for them People don't want this shit anymore.
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And they weren't. Yeah, and they weren't because they had gotten in on the ground floor. So that's why I think that if I had to guess where the big fraud is. Right. But she's like George Foreman with his grill. Like, George Foreman didn't make a grill.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So somebody talking about like the bombings in Yemen Yeah, and then you gotta hear our humans are an immature species No, somebody is on purpose probably our leaders probably wealthy eugenicists if you want to get spacey probably trans dimensional trillionaires who transitioned out of having a soul and now cannot transition back and So everything's a scam to trick you.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Hey, why don't you ask to project out of your body? Get out of your body for a little bit. Like get you out of your car so I could take it. I look at all these things like coffeezilla scams. So the alien shit where they made a deal with the aliens. That's like a Nigerian prince scam. You know? Like, Ukraine is a Nigerian print scam to me. An old man got a letter.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Please, my friend in Christ, I am the rightful ruler of Ukraine. He just gives all your money. Grandpa, I don't give Ukraine all the money. I gotta help the rightful president of Ukraine. You could scale that up to every story, and it's always the same thing. Some trickery. Like a crypto scam. And then the aliens aren't what they said at first. They're doing bad stuff. These are just themes.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Didn't you have Diana Posoko on here? Yes. I don't know if she said this term on here or I saw it on another thing, but she called them mythemes. Almost like I interpret it as like Legos that you build the stories. So many stories. The Bible training was good for me because most of our stories are like just variations on Bible stories. But at the end of the day, it's all programming.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And I'm not saying that because it's bad. I'm saying human nature is programmability. And all these stories that you have, and depending on if you're Eastern, Dracula, Catholic, Orthodox, they're really big on the symbol programming.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Yes. Is the programmability. Who gave these corrupt priest class the codes to work us? Because the pharaohs, for example, in Egypt... If you look at their society, there's a guy named Mark Windows. He did a thing about this Wallace Budge book called Egyptian Black Magic from 1910. Wallace Budge apparently is like the real Indiana Jones, like some guy, adventurer, archaeologist.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So he wrote all about it. So I haven't read the book. Malice has a copy of it. But this guy, it might be his interpretation, Mark Windows, or it might be in the book. But it's a society ruled by OCD. You know, there's magic everywhere. The leaders are like the least powerful ones at the end of the day. They're like performers. They go out with their stupid headdress.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
They're being inbred by a priest class like dogs or like dune. Right? And they go, you've got to prepare. And they're doing homework for their afterlife. So in the Book of the Dead, it's like then you get to the riverboat man and you must say how many oars you see and if there's two oars. It sounds like the three amigos finding El Guapo. Like shoot your gun and the singing Bushmen.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It's like bullshit. And they spend all their day just planning to die. Okay? Akhenaten, the guy that they hated because they said he was like monotheist. I don't think he was. I think he was doging their system because they had so many priests and gods getting so much EA money, I guess, that it was getting ridiculous. And I bet this guy was like, look, the sun's the main...
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Howie Mandel's son-in-law is the guy behind Hawk Tool Coin. What? I told you last time. His name's DJ something. Did you? DJ LA.
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representative of the thing let's just slim down our operation because this is crazy and that deep state of Egypt didn't like that and that's why you know what I mean like I bet you it's some shit like that I think of it all these things in those terms or the Dalai Lama priest wait a minute there's no fucking deep state if you're running an empire
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Remember those desks with the clamshell? It's the only shot. Yeah. That's my first desk I had. It's the only shot we got. Now, I saw Indiana Jones get in a fridge. Yeah, that was good. Or was he at Trinity? I don't know. He got in the fridge.
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Mystery schools. Do you know what a mystery school is?
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Freemasons are in mysteries. All of these secret societies.
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But it's awesome. Do you know this? Julius Caesar and Pompey and the other guy, the triumvirate it was called, with the three of them divided up Rome among themselves. You've heard of that, right?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
By the way, that thing you're saying, were you just describing the market right now? Yeah. I was just chuckling like, oh yes, but social security is the biggest Ponzi scheme. Not that shit. Social Security is the word. That's the one that we got to tackle. That scheme. Not all the other things such as what you just described pretty well, I think.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
As seen by Kurt Metzger. Well, people are going to want it because they paid into it. Entitled. That's a problem I see. Got to get in there. Dude, why are you... Steve Bannon is 100% right. He said it on Jimmy's show about Trump. Because Trump said he's not going to touch it. All these pricks on both sides want to cut that out.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
This girl supported Hamas? Not as much as the prime minister of Israel did, did she? With millions of your tax dollars that we send to them for their great game theory based strategy. Somebody goes, do you understand game theory? Who said that to you? A comic I like, Avi. Don't say his name. I like the guy. It's such a crazy thing to say.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I'm not against Israel existing or any of this bullshit that people make up. Of course not. And I'm not anti-Semitic. First of all, I get a lot of anti-Semitism at me. I remember talking about it on stage. Oh, because your nose. Somebody said from the audience. Yeah, that's probably. Yeah, probably. If I wear glasses, it looks like my eyebrows and nose were included with my glasses.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
You understand? So if they round... I get it if they round up Jews. I'll be just like one of these Venezuelans that's not in a gang, and I'll be sent to spare Guantanamo, which is what El Salvador is. Again, Venezuelan gangs. Not going to Venezuela, where they're from...
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
You're sending him to the MS-13 prison that, you know, I was worried at first hearing about it because I'm like, what if you get the wrong person? That's my concern. That's the number one concern. But luckily these geniuses have all tattooed MS-13 on their fucking head. So if the gangs ever learn not to do that, we're fucked.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
If they learn not to tattoo their dumb shit gang symbol on their face, we won't be able to catch them. Well, that's the only way you can trust a guy. You've got to wear the colors. And you know what's so funny about the gang shit? First of all, I believe 100% CIA and whoever, in coordination with whatever dumb group, made those gangs in America.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And then they want to have... You should have the freedom to invest into the stock market. Or like a 401k. You know the things that sometimes are like hawk to a coin that don't pay out? Social Security has never missed a payment to anybody. That's probably to a fault, because I'm sure there is fraud, because it's never missed a payment. So why don't you go get the fraud out of it, okay?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Because the drive-by shootings, the Capone era kind of thing, the blacks were not doing that until after Vietnam. The guys coming back from Vietnam were bringing tactics, guerrilla tactics to the hood. Really? Yeah, there's a bunch of documentaries about it. So people come back from Vietnam, if you notice. But what about like Al Capone and all that type of shit?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, they had Tommy guns and cars, and I don't know. I don't even know how much they did that.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Yes, but I'm talking about black gangs. Black gangs. They got flooded with guns, Chinese guns, a lot of them, and crack. And right around the same time, private prisons were coming into really getting to be a thing. Then gangster. Then why'd the rap suddenly turn from like... hippity hop, hippity, to like, you know, Gangsta. And the guy's doing the rapping. Ice Cube, he talks about this.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And he's like, well, we're poor kids who don't know anything.
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So I understand that. But then you realize the guy that owns, he said to Bill Maher's fucking thing, the guy that owns the record company also controlling shares of a private prison. And they're like, give us more of that drug gangster stuff. Now, the drug stuff is because they were on purpose, obviously, putting crack in the hood. Like all those conspiracy theorist ho-tep guys told us.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
They're like, well, it doesn't mean you have to do it. Right? That's the clever response to that. But they did it on purpose. That's pretty fucked up. What do you mean it doesn't mean you have to do it? A comic has a joke about it. Okay, let's say CIA did put crack in the hood. Does that mean you have to do it? Oh, right.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Okay? So, by the way, that cartel, the MENA Arkansas cartel, run by Bill Clinton, I believe 100%, it's in Kathy O'Brien's book. Maybe people thought Kathy O'Brien's book was far-fetched when it came out in the 90s, but I would go back and, again, on Audible, go back and listen to it because it's amazing how much of this stuff correlates to stuff right now.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So they brought all that in the hood on purpose to finance the Contras, who Ben Shapiro will tell you were the good guys, but they were not. They were scumbags. Barry Crimmins used to always tell me about this stuff, and I go, who cares about Nicaragua in the 80s, dude? Reagan's dead. That's how I thought about it because I'm dumb. I'm slow, dude. I'm not smart. I'm slow.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It took years for it to dawn on me what he was talking about was 100% relevant. And since I've been on Jimmy's show and the few good reporters that are left in the universe, I'll see their stuff, you know. Aramonte and Max Blumenthal, by the way, both Jews, not anti-Semitic. Do great reporting. And people call them conspiracy theorists.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And they like to be respectable, I can tell, because I want to get into wacky shit. I want to know crazy stuff. And I want to know the boring nerd stuff so I can try to see where they meet. Right. I'm not respectable at all. I'm a clown. So I don't give a shit if you think I'm respectable.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
How many jokes have you had? Because I think I have like a lot of jokes that you already had the thing about it. So I'm like, oh, I have to drop that. Because very few people have a similar interest to what I would look at.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
All the time. And what do you call it? Like, I forgot what I was going to say. I lost it. Oh.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I'm actually, like, irritated thinking about it, because we played Howard Lutnick. Did you see that guy, Howard Lutnick? It's Trump's Commerce Secretary, I want to say. Talking to, who the hell is he talking to about why Social Security? He goes, if my mother-in-law, who's 95, didn't get her Social Security check, she's not going to call and complain.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
You see Mike Benz talking about it recently on... What did he say?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
That's exactly right, because we have a fentanyl problem, and we had our troops guarding poppy fields for pederast warlords. You know about all that, Dancing Boys Afghanistan, and how we would sometimes bring boys to the Northern Alliance.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It's so insulting. You know, that's what I find hilarious is like these people can't believe the same tricks that have always worked don't work forever. Right.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, once you realize, because just for being on the road and talking to people, or when I see, like, Trump introducing it, my good friend Lindsey Graham, whenever I've been with the left, I talk to Lindsey Graham, and a whole crowd boos. So that's because MAGA's not the brainwashed ones. See, Democrats, I wouldn't even say some are brainwashed, but mostly...
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
You literally get paid to be a Democrat. Like if you're an actor or you're anything, the way you get not paid is not being a Democrat. Do you see what's going on in France?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Really, billionaire guy, your mother-in-law will be fine. I did hear someone say that. I saw it written down. Great pick, Trump.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, lawfare. They lawfared her out because she's getting popular because they're swarming immigrants. That plan's real. See, that's the thing. It's not just Democrats. It's NGOs.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
They put a giant butt plug in the middle of Paris one time, and they made an article. Everybody was so crazy. It's a beautiful piece of art. They go, why is everybody so afraid of a Godzilla-sized butt plug? Why are you worried about your anus? Because I'm not worried about my anus. That wouldn't go in my anus. I want to know who you made that for and when they're going to be here.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Show me the butt plug, Jamie. Yeah, please. The giant French butt plug statue. When people say degenerate art, and I saw the tweet of it, and I'm like, because it's so like, that is an uncomfortable Nazi connection to me about saying, but there's no other word for baking a giant butt plug in the center of your fucking, that's degenerate. There's not a word for that besides degenerate.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And then getting mad at the people when they go. That's such an obvious butt plug. Yo, French people were like, for the French to say, what the fuck is this shit?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
You know what this reminds me of? Remember Sam Smith's devil top hat performance at the Grammys that people got mad about? And they go, there was always satanic shit.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
If you make transgressive art, why would you want the government of France to put it in the town square? This guy is butt-fucking pigs.
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Here, one experiences fully articulated body parts right down to the male figure's pursed lips and the pig's heaving chest, all in service of a mesmerizing tableau that redefines sculptural form.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It's got to be the millions, obviously. Yeah, $2 million. Is it more or less than we gave the Taliban by mistake?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I'm going to say $50 million because that's the standard Illuminati payment for degenerate art.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I bet it's more because it's got to be some kind of money laundering because why would you do that?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
China. When I was there, it was Christmas. They sell a lot of stuff. Dude, they took off with Christmas in China. They love it. Sure. It's a good time to sell things.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It puts you into credit card debt. It keeps the magic going.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
See, our economy is not even a pyramid. It's Wile E. Coyote before he looks down, basically. Yeah. As long as we can keep you from looking down, you might.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And who's making this? You think the person making- No, AI is going to do it for itself. Yeah, I know the problems. Do you know what a golem is? A golem? Yes. Okay.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, you know what the plan is by these prick oligarchs? What they want is—so first Doge—so just everybody freaking out about Doge, in which you're such a, like, uninformed. Doge is not going to be anything. I got news for everybody. That's Thomas Mazzy. That guy's who's right.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, like a dreidel, but it's a Frankenstein made of mud. And there's a story of this guy Esoterica, or his channel's good. It's very academic. He's not, like, conspiracy or anything. He just studies this stuff. But the theme of it is, like, one rabbi makes a golem, and he puts Tav. I can't remember the letters, the name of God on his head, so it's alive, and sends it to another rabbi.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And that rabbi... I'm really paraphrasing, but he's like, golem's a good guy. That must have been a righteous rabbi who made this golem. And then he erases it and it's not alive anymore. And there's more to it, but here's the theme of the story. If you're a righteous person and you do that, the thing of putting on life, then your creation will be righteous, okay?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
But if you're not, like let's say you pour hate and fear and anger into it, right? Or whatever the hell you do, It's going to be a reflection of that. So this AI God, I don't think is being programmed by anyone, by God. It's being programmed by creeps, weird, uncanny valley looking, mutated dick motherfuckers with variation on the Epstein dick. You want to believe in aliens?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I want every tech billionaire to whip their dick out and I want to look at what the fuck their dick looks like because I'm a dick phrenologist. You know phrenology? I don't think it works, but I'll bet on somebody's dick. What is phrenology? Isn't that like kidney disease? The bumps in your skull determine your behavior. Is that pH phremology? Is that what it is? Yeah, phrenology with pH.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
When you get your security clearance, they should really, really analyze. And I'll be glad they should analyze to see if your dick is weird. I feel like you're going to be weird.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, when you told me that, I thought you were exaggerating your Neanderthal DNA. And then when you showed me your hands, because you have the same size hands as me, right? Yeah, they're pretty big.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
That continuing resolution means everything got funded again until the next time when they're going to do another continuing resolution because they said last time this is going to be Elizabeth Massey explains. So everything's funded, plus another $6 billion for the Pentagon. So people are freaking out, but there's nothing cut. But you know what I bet they are going to get to? Your entitlements.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Now, I thought Neanderthals died out because they spoke out against an experimental gene therapy posing as a vaccine and they were destroyed by Cro-Magnon corporations.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
We'll see how it works out. I'll tell you, the lore, as I understand it, is, yeah, they did all that and all kinds of wild, gross shit.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Right. And then a very short burst all of a sudden in the brain. Right, right, right.
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Is that the guy that says that the Neanderthals were scary beasts and we killed them? No, that's another one. That's another guy. Because they could see in the dark and we couldn't?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I think that eyeball, and I have zero expertise. Because the size of the brain doesn't necessarily mean you're smart. It's like how deep and wrinkly, which is how I know I have smart balls. But the eyes, there's something about big eyes that to me that indicates some kind of intelligence thing. Well, they were very intelligent.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Those are jobs. So here's what I would say. since human nature is programmability, what they were aiming for... Is something curious.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
You might have to stunt it sometimes in people by dumping shit on... It's too late now. Chemtrails, a goofy thing that I thought was absolutely made up. Those are just contrails. No, that's called geoengineering.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Wait a minute. They'll make sure to cut that. Not Ukraine, not Israel.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Wait, I told you we have a treaty for weather weapons that was signed in the 70s to agree not to use weather weapons. Oh, yeah. Well, we've been able to cloud seed forever.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
They're like something out of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, like the crazy prince makes a chocolate palace. It's like that. Dubai has all the money in the world. Because I have friends that are from Dubai, and I found out my buddy, she's a cool chick, I like her. They're so rich that to distinguish yourself from other people, you have to have the lowest license plate number. Right.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
They definitely have cut a lot. That's discretionary. So that just means the money's still in the budget. But I don't know. It'll go all to Israel. I have no idea what it means. It's discretionary. It's discretionary. Wait a minute.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Really? Dude, when I was in New York, this happened like two or three, at least two times. But it was always like an Indian diplomat, and they had some Bangladeshi girl that they took her passport. And I remember it was a big conference because one, oh, this is in, this has to be like almost 20 years ago. I'm going to send you something, Jamie.
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But anyway, there was a bunch of Indian newspapers at the time, 20 years, they were outraged that this woman was even arrested because that diplomatic... Because I don't know if you know, people that come from a lot of money, they think they should have slaves. They genuinely, when they learn Aristotelian philosophy, learn that some people are the controllers and some people are the peasants.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And it's for the best. And did you hear that guy at the beginning, Braddock, where he goes, the few have to be sacrificed for the many? Yeah. That cokehead, allegedly, in my mind, is saying- But the way he said that to me sounds like things I would recite from being in church that are drummed in my head.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So I've already been like, you know, my mother, I still talk. Some people leave and they're Scientology cutoffs. But that wasn't the case with me. Everybody does how they're going to do. Um, but I already went through the thing of like, this is the only thing I've ever known that to be true. And then if I turn my back, then I'm, I'm losing like all. So I'd done that. Right.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It's still up there in the blob going to whatever. Do you think they really made a Guatemalan gender non-binary musical? No, they didn't. Somebody bought a gun or something. That's what happened. Of course.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Dubai? Oh, yeah, Dubai. Listen, if we go to Iran, because I was going to get rid of this joke. It's a 20-year-old in the audience that we're bringing back the draft and you're going for sure. And don't try to get your way out. We're going. Iran, they want that Iran war so bad. And Trump has brought so many snakes to his bosom. Again, like that Mike Waltz dipshit. Why do you think they want...
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
to do that? The Greater Israel Project, the thing Wesley Clark talked about back when they mapped out all the countries they wanted knocked out, Libya, Iraq. We've got all of them except Iran, I think. Syria, we got our al-Qaeda guys in there, so great job, everyone. Jesus Christ. People from Syria, if you ever talk to them.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Even an idiot could put it... Like me. Yeah. I remember the day where I was like... It was probably 2015, 16. I was like, are we still in Iraq? Like, it felt like I left the oven on. And we're hearing the same thing. Like, weapons of mass destruction, they're this close. They're this close.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, by the way, everyone, if we do go to war, and if you're dumb enough to sign up to go to Iran, just so you know, we can't beat Iran. We haven't won a war in 80 years. I don't know why everybody seems to forget that we don't win these wars. I mean, somebody wins. It ain't you. It ain't you fighting it. That's for goddamn sure.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
But all of them have hypers—so if we go to bomb Iran, Iran has hypersonic missiles that we do not have. So think of how much money— They do? Oh, yes. How do you know what the military has? Oh, we did a story on it, and I was like this. I'm like, are you shitting me? We don't have the best missiles? No. We were doing things like using Ukraine as missiles.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, the really good stuff I doubt America has. It's the people in charge of America have, but not America. But these missiles, they can't stop them with like Iron Dome kind of shit. No, they're too fast. And they change direction. Yeah, Russia has, it's not the same as like a NATO alliance, but they have signed a thing with China and Iran. Oh, great.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, so the war with Russia that we're supposed to avoid by this Ukraine thing that's, I guess Zelensky gave the minerals already to the UK a long time ago, which is why Boris Johnson sabotaged the peace deal before, I'm guessing, among other crazy reasons. And so if we go bomb Iran, that might bring Russia into it as well. Somebody wants World War III real bad.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I think this part should be the crime because it's USAID, but they color the A the same color as the I and the D. Do they? Yeah, so you think it's USAID. Oh, that's so dirty. But I didn't know. Is that really how they do it? So see the deception on purpose with that? That's rude. Yeah.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I believe in God, so I'm like, I can't wait to tell on everybody. Please kill me. I cannot wait to tell God on you. I can't wait.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It's because it's called mind control. I bring it up nonstop, actually, to the point of annoying, I would say. MK Monarch was the one in the 90s that probably most of these actors and all these figures that are like, why are there hotter people in government all of a sudden? I want to show you something.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
That Matt Damon cross-dresser from the Nuclear Commission that was stealing luggage? Yeah, that guy. He was one of these... I thought it was him, but they put a thing on? Oh, yeah. Now, this is a crazy conspiracy I made up, but... You know how at Disney, you were talking about Disney, they couldn't find the dwarves?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
There's a story about Walt Disney. They wanted Pinocchio to be on a ballot, so he hired little people to be Pinocchios, and he just left some food and wine up there. And it got real hot, and I think they were stuck on the roof, so they just took off their hats, and there were these drunk dwarves yelling cursings at kids at Disneyland.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
But you know how the employees have to keep their suit on at all times to the point of it's like some kind of Guantanamo torture? Right. So where did furries come from? I think that, and Dizzy's part of it, now I'm just pulling this out of my ass, dude. I like where you're going with this. They're genetically engineering employees who like to be in a fursuit. It's almost erotic to them.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
They have the minds, even though they're smart, right? And they know math. They love products. Ooh, is this a new lightsaber? I'm 40, but I'm excited as a child. And I love wearing this suit because that's how I come. And they genetically, like all the stuff they put in is making these employees for the theme parks. That's what furries are for. People that want to be in that hot, awful suit.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I'm just making that up as a joke. You might be right. It might be like one of them MKUltra things. Well, Disneyland was 100% involved in that. There's no underneath Florida Disney because it's a swamp. But Disneyland, of course, they're patriots. Walt Disney's a patriot.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
If the intelligence agencies need to do something there and we're doing a thing with kids, of course he's going to be involved in it. He didn't create all that. It's like Bill Burr's joke about Steve Jobs. You just yelled at a nerd to keep soldering to make the iPhone, but they act like this Ayn Rand bullshit where it's like a great industrialist came up with this.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Did you just tell people what to do, dickhead? That's important. You need that, but you get all the credit. It's all on you. That seems weird, like a feudalism of some kind, doesn't it?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It's USAID, not that. Wow. More like USAIDS, am I right?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
He made cars for the Nazis. Well, Rick Overton's dad in World War II, they had some car. They popped it open. It was American. He was like, wow, okay, this is bullshit.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Remember the poisoning of Tylenol back when I was a kid? Yeah. Someone was putting cyanide in Tylenol. Yeah. And people were dying. Now we have those hard child caps, right? Mm-hmm. So the guy from Control History has a great video on it, and it might have been sabotage from I.B. Farben, the makers of Bayer Aspirin, because Tylenol was beating them.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So an act of corporate sabotage on a corporate competitor was a theory he put forward that I think is very believable, considering it's a Nazi company.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, look at our foreign policy, and then you know. Look, Jimmy said, not me, but if they do it to other people, they're going to do it to you. That's why if you're laughing when they grab somebody who wrote an article about Gaza being deported, like, well, she's not from here. Get her out. Stupid. You just got done watching the Democrats do this. Right. You just got done watching them.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And now you're going to go because you don't want to let go of the dream. But the most important thing, if you are MAGA, is to hold your principles and make it much bigger than Trump himself. The whole mistake is to get hooked on the cult of personality. Right. And who do you like? I like them all. I bet they're nice. Who gives a shit who I like? What do they do?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And I'm not seeing the results I should see, not blaming any one person, but a lot of promises made, promises kept to not anyone here, but Israel definitely, whoever he promised Greenland to, I don't know what the fuck that is.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
They didn't put the charges out. So the first guy, what, Mahmoud Khalil?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, it sounds like very American. You know why it sounds so America? Because it's called USAID, but it's not for anyone here.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I assumed it was fake. I didn't believe it was organic at all. What, the list? The Tesla protest to me is like the Bernie and AOC concerts, fake page shit.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
We need aid. Everyone needs aid. Okay, but the leaders – see, look, I'm cynical as a guy who has never been in politics. The way these people operate is where they're saying the exact opposite of the thing they just said. That's conscious. They're doing that. They're like, that's the game. You got to just tell a complete lie and go completely back on it.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
How about the Patriot Act when it's the U.S. Department of Spying on your dick pics on your phone? How about that? Deception. How about all of it? Are we keeping the Patriot Act? I hope that won't be touched.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Thank you. don't want to know it, or they go, I just want to keep my head down and do my job, which friends of mine that are not dumb, smart people say, yeah, that's the American spirit. I want to keep my head down and do my job. I'm so, oh, I can't wait to say hi all the flag now. Oh, how inspiring. It's changing. It's changing.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I got great news. Oh, this is my Timber Sycamore shirt. What is that? That's the operation where Obama started to get rid of Assad and install an al-Qaeda leader in Syria. Wait a minute, it has a t-shirt? No, I have a charity called Shirts for Curts where I take the names of operations, I go make me a t-shirt that I will wear around that looks like a band or something.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
What if you're rich? You want your kids to see that you're not going to knuckle under because you don't have money?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Well, those buttons you're talking about, you think they didn't study these extensively to figure out exactly which ones to press to get what reaction. Hey, we need people to pretend that Tesla, he was unelected. You don't elect the guy that does that, dipshits, unelected. Is that a good point? You get appointed. You know how Kamala was unelected?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And you should know that the savings are not going to, if you're worried.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
We just saw them. This is amazing. We did this story. I sent it to you because the soda, I don't know, Meribeth or whatever it's called. So they got MAGA people. And I've seen these people apologizing up and down a bunch of them because they got, you know, maybe they did it willingly. I mean willingly, but duped or not, they were like, it's an embarrassment.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Because, like I said, to the credit of MAGA people, not that I'm that, I don't vote. I would have if Trump did anything that I thought he would. And they go, oh, they're trying to control how people use their SNAP, like their welfare, to buy soda. They're like, don't say they can't buy soda because RFK is poison.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So I got some good, this guy Fret Pound, his name is, sent this to me. He sent it to the club.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
But do you remember when these same stupid fucking conservatives were mad that they were spending their welfare on lobster? Remember that? They're buying lobster with welfare. What are you talking about? You never heard of this? No. Well, Reagan did it first with the welfare fat queen that gets in her Cadillac and buys lobster with your welfare. What? Really? Oh, he was the best, that guy. Then...
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
One of the greatest presidents. And then after that, I would hear this come up. This was a few years ago. It was something about wealth. It's always like, oh, yeah, that's where we're losing all our money on the welfare. We are. Not for this country, though, just so you know.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And I think I could put on a transgender play in Guatemala with that money. Gives you fun, Sesame Street.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, interesting. That's kind of crazy. Wait, so the soda people, so they're mad that welfare people are getting things. Now, this fake thing that they try to filter through MAGA is, don't tell people that they can't spend their money on what they want. Well, it's welfare money. Can they buy lobster again? Asshole. And they go, Trump likes Diet Coke.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
And they gave him a list, just like that list you showed me, of emotional buttons to try to push. And people did believe in Maha. Now, in fairness to RFK- People still do. Well, he learned there's a bigger threat to American health, which is anti-Semitism. Yeah. Not the fluoride, that fluoride thing, which I didn't believe, it turns out is real. Utah just banned fluoride. Did they?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Yep, they just banned fluoride. They just banned sexual ritual abuse too. No, they didn't. Yes, they did. Did they really? Yeah, because of- You had to ban that? That's not already illegal? You would think.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
That's right. Because we're eating some shit you're not supposed to be eating. So when we were doing the story, and they're talking about, and I go, what if they make all their money off poor people spending welfare on soda? Because my girlfriend, when she saw it, she goes, who still drinks soda? Oh, people on welfare.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
So most of their budget, just like if your budget came from running a prison full of convicts, are from people spending their SNAP benefits on soda that kills them. And they don't want to lose that income. It's like billions.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
It was like soda companies. If a three-letter agency of any kind, is there any of them that aren't bought out by some fucking psychopath?
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, that's why everything's working out good. That's why everything's so good, because they have to do that.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
That's where we armed al-Qaeda. So any guys watching out there, or gals, you got any limbs blown off guarding a poppy field for a warlord, al-Qaeda, we installed them. We're back together with them. We're cool again. So...
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
They realized they couldn't get away with renewing their contracts. Outrageous. We're getting in trouble. It's healthy as long as you flap your arms a thousand times a minute like a hummingbird. You just need 10,000 steps. Put a Fitbit on. Yeah, just drink.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I only moved down here. You had to have club. I like Austin, but until the club was here, I wouldn't move. It's the best. I need the store, the cellar. Oh, we need it.
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#2298 - Kurt Metzger
I brought to light how we are sending $40 to $87 million to the Taliban for about a year now. It's more than that. I've mentioned it quite a few times. And I've seen the back before the State Department said they accidentally gave them the money. Yeah. You know how we left the wrong way and left all our stuff and didn't – we thought it was disabled but it wasn't?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Not saying whether there's aliens or not, but clearly they don't want you to know the real story, so what's the narrative they program you with? So in 84, that's the Steven Spielberg era. Do you know what I mean? Right. Coming off the sci-fi thing. So all I'm doing is listening to everybody's story, and I want to hear themes, and I want to hear the differences. So the guy...
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Doty, the guy who's the ex from Mirage Men, that movie, and he now is like, I'm not lying anymore because I'm retired from lying. And so, so I'll listen, I'll hear your lies out. Right. But then I'll listen for you changing, like just basic shit. Like the details when they change and they're always slight.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I'm like, wait, that's different than the, so what I thought about tall whites, but this is, I guess the tall white technology of back in the sixties was they couldn't just do it with their mind. They had a headset. Charles Hall is very specific about how they did things and, And he was like, they're not like gods. It stood out because it didn't have any of that fucking ESP.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
He goes, they had voice to skull. They had a thing where they could talk into your head.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Another thing that stuck out with Charles Hall that made me remember his story compared to other alien stories is they were not environmentalists. They thought it was weird we ride horses and shit because they sit on most civilized worlds.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
If you look up, as a joke, I was like, okay, what is the racisms of aliens? I want to know the lore.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Right. So because I was looking that up, that took me on a whole different track. So then I started hearing about the Nordics, right? Tall whites, people say they're the Nordics.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
No. No. The tall whites are Johnny and Edgar Winter albinos.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
The Nordics are the bad guy from the first Die Hard that fights Bruce Willis. Right?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
From all descriptions, that's what a Nordic looks like. They have that big head. Right, right. So there's a bunch of these.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Okay, let's pretend that they're real, and I don't know if they are or not.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, they're not Nordics. They're fucking Germans if they're real. But Germans didn't have that color hair. They had a breeding camp, remember? Germany had a camp to breed people that look like Nordic Space Brothers.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
He did not look like that, did he? He wanted everybody to have blonde hair and blue eyes. But, bitch, you don't. But, dude, that guy's not the fucking ultimate evil, by the way. He's a fucking farm team of, you know, who funded Hitler? They say Prescott Bush, right?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, you're thinking of the nation of England, the biggest drug cartel empire. That's why the king's the king because they're opium.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
People have a hard time forgetting when you force them to imagine instead of fentanyl just coming in. Right. The cartels were saying like how they do with other stuff. You have to take this.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I know exactly what it is because- I talk to myself like a crazy person, okay? I have for my whole life. I'll just sit. Just that look on that chick, that looks like me if I'm even alone. I just am thinking about a thing.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So we're more classy now. We just privately do it to your experts that you trust like a child, right? So all this, that's why I laugh when they're going to invade Mexico. Oh, you're going to get the cartels? You know who trained the Zetas, the famous Zetas, right? TV SEAL Team 6. You know that, right? What do you mean? training them to be the insane killers that they are. Who do you think went?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
There you go. Oh, Fort Bragg. That's where the fucking- U.S.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And then this. The PSYOP division, right? There was an 8th Battalion or 4th Battalion. The one... We played it.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
The Ghost in the Machine commercial. Remember that? Ghost in the Machine out of Fort Bragg about the PSYOP division. Did you see it? No. Dude, you've seen it, right? Ghost in the Machine. It's on YouTube.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, no. It was a recruiting ad. It was a recruiting ad.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
She's a playwright, and she's mouthing the words that she wrote. She's a writer on a sitcom.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And by the way, that's every bit as creepy as psychic puppetry. Yeah. Do you understand how creepy that is?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, they went over it together. Look at her, though. See, if Kamala had one of them, she could have done better.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Wait, yeah, I'm missing the thing I'm supposed to be seeing. She mouthed her... Which took place on July 17, 2023.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, my God. Wait, that's not what I... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, that's not just right in the speech. That's fucking weird. Yeah, weird. I never saw that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
That's them broadcasting their plans. That's what the great Bill Clinton, I believe you had a beanie fly contact with.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, but that's like voice to skull she was doing, dude.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Jamie's not the same thing. Yo, he knows about crypto.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You know what I'm going off of is Sigma grind set channels where they go in crypto and don't listen to the FUDs.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It's both. Yeah, I get it. They're not. It's not just one thing. It's both.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
No, all that libertarian crypto guys are kind of connected.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It's both things. Oh, fuddy duddy. Somebody probably took the term FUD and made an acronym out of it. Do you see what I'm saying?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Making things scarce is the best. You know, like, diamonds.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I mean, when you hear like Templar Knight stories of old, it sounds like Raiders of the Lost Ark stuff, don't it? It does. Like they were raiding the Lost Ark.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, not in your department, but I mean, you know how far back, You know in Rome, the galleys of Cybele? You know what that is? No. When they were losing to Hannibal and the priestess of Cybele, it's like C-E-Y-B-E-L-E. It looks like Cybele, but it's Cybele. Okay. And the myth behind it is insane. The myth story is this one god that was too horny that had both sets of organs, so they trick him.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So that goes back. I like that de-dunking guy's channel because he's not like, you know, he's doing real.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
If I can learn something from your thing, that's all I want.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, like, you know, the guy that was like to Graham Hancock, don't talk about that. It could lead to racism.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Guess what? Because I bet you know people got a story about how they had a whole bunch of Ethereum or Doge or whatever, but then the place they bought the coin through was shady, and now they don't have shit. So here's the difference. We get our real money the same way through dark occult magic, okay? There's insurance on it, right? You get some more money.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So to regulate it, some guy like that FTX creep, they want to be in charge of it. This is a time-tested, oligarch way to do it. You go, this is getting dangerous. We have to regulate it, and then they control it, and then they're boss hog. They need to be boss hog of the day. So what you see now is a mafia shift. The mafia of people that used to know, what's his name?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
He's at the McCarthy hearings, and he was pretending not to be gay, and he had AIDS. The famous guy.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
The other one from the time that was friends with Trump. He had AIDS? He died of AIDS. It's a famous story. He prosecuted the people that stole the nuclear bomb secrets. I'm blanking on his dumb name. God damn it. The gay blackmail guy. Him and Hoover worked it out. Huh?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
No, no, no. That's the mob boss that died of AIDS. Trump's friend, that notorious lawyer. Roy Cohn. Roy Cohn.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
My guess is Roy Cohn told Trump where all the bodies are buried. And I really got put onto this by dark journalists. I'm telling you, that guy's great. Daniel List, his name is. Because he's just the facts. He just gets the facts. Just the facts, ma'am. Yeah, and so Roy Cohn, the whole network that the whole pyramid scheme works on, which is blackmail, okay, Roy Cohn was part of that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And Trump, you'll notice, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs. You know about who he slept with. Yeah, this guy. So you know who Trump slept with already. Like, I don't care that he paid that chick to shut up. Why would you even try to prosecute for that? Like, I'd give a shit. You know this shit, all these other motherfuckers. How creepy does he look? Okay, he wasn't creepy. He looks creepy.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So Trump is going in. They wanted Trump to run because then you'd have to vote Hillary. You remember the story. Right, right. Okay? And then Trump won, and it's like in Pulp Fiction when Bruce Willis wins and he shouldn't have. Right, right. Because you can't have a guy that you don't have blackmail on. The president doesn't have the highest security clearance, and he doesn't.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
The president does not. He's supposed to, I thought, but he doesn't. And the excuse is, well, he's only there 48 years, right? Right. So already now you've told me there's a deep state with that. Just with that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And now you're telling me that the president has not meant anything for quite some time. So there's secrets we don't get to know or vote for. And that's just how it is. And you saw men in black. Just trust them. They got Will Smith on the team. I don't like the way you're talking. This is for the good of the company.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Even if you think like original sin, the whole concept of original sin, right? That's incorporation. That's like the liability is on all of us for the company. That's an incorporating thing. So everything's that. Look. Everybody's gonna keep putting money in these dumb coins.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Okay, and I'll bet you a Trump coin and which is bullshit He's got some real crypto scumbags hanging around him Larry Ellison I don't know who the hell is looking at that guy and thinking he should be in charge of anything Peter Thiel I've never I watch you talk to Peter Thiel I've never seen someone lie so artlessly and autistically in my life. What'd he lie about?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I love, like, they trick him with wine and they tie his dick to the ground and he... Come on, somebody went to church on Sunday. Somebody went to a church and learned this. Tie his dick to the ground like how they do a bull, like through the nose. Yes, yes, yes, exactly. And then he jumped up and it ripped his dick off. Oh, Jesus.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, dude, I'm going to put this out about Epstein Island. Maybe just some guys were cheating on their wives. Yeah, maybe that's all it was, Peter. Some guys were cheating on their wives.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
See, that's why they didn't want gay marriage to be illegal, because what are we going to blackmail with?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
If you could just be gay. Oh, that's right, worse things. We're going to have to make you do a lot worse stuff now that you can be gay. Right. And why are there still people in the closet in this day and age when there's a goddamn rainbow flag on every corner? That's weird.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, aka the Intel community. You just described the Intel community. Right.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
There's no forgiveness, dude. So, look, here's the thing, like, you know, like Russell Brands into Jesus. You know, I don't know what's, like, true or not, but I do know the way the system works is perpetrator-victim forever, and that's the pyramid. And so you're going to have to forgive people. I don't want to forgive none of them people at all. So...
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It will take a miracle from Jesus to make me feel like that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And then, so he starts hanging out with his handsome nephew and his nephew is faking like he's a great hunter because this dickless uncle, he still has a pussy, the uncle. But these gods sure sound like just LA people. Why do all the gods just sound like L.A. people? Okay, so my favorite- Kyblee? Yeah, the eunuch priest.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Dude, when those files come out, the JFK ones, because how much is going to come out? The reason they overclassify, I think, is you don't need that much threads to pull to pull it apart. And much smarter people than me just do that all the time. And you can still find them. And so when these new files come out, here's what I'll bet. It'll be a lot of shit to go through. A lot. Oh, yeah.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I always think of that thing you told me, Judge Napolitano, about if you saw what I saw, you wouldn't release it either.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Now, I think I know what that means, but I don't, obviously.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, I think it's Monarch, dude. I think it's part of Monarch. I hope it is. I hope they're going to get that off their chest, that MKUltra never ended. I hope we're going to get that off our chest. Because all UFO shit is directly with that. And I don't know which parts are the mind control shit and which parts are some kind of entity. And it's on purpose that you're not supposed to connect it.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. I have a question because they are killers. How come they try to kill Fidel Castro 600 fucking times, which is kind of high. Didn't get that done. Only tried to kill Kennedy once, got that done.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It's easier to murder your own people who don't see it coming.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
This is just public record, which blows me away. They're like 600. Because he'll tell you what a monster he is. I'm sure he was. I know if someone tried to kill me 600 times, I might become a monster. The first couple of times I might get different, you know? But 600 times, I might get kind of cynical. I might lose my shine.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Monsters are measurement, and I want to know what you're measuring against. I hope it's not against us, because a lot of these guys come up smelling better when you measure them against America. Did you notice that? Such as George H.W. Bush and George W. and Cheney and all those motherfuckers. Look, hey, Gaza, what happened happened. I guess we're going to move on.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I don't want to hear about Russia or China ever the fuck again after that shit. I don't want to hear about Uyghurs ever the fuck again after the shit they let happen in Gaza. Go ahead, do the thing you're going to do and take our money. You're entitled to it, to do the murders you did. But don't come at me with that fucking... Moralism. The morals of the West bullshit ever the fuck again.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So my favorite writing about it is like when they celebrate Kyblee, and then the legend or the myth has more of like this wedding gets sabotaged by the jealous, ripped-off dick guy. and the women cut off their own breasts, and the men cut off their genitals.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Because I'm going to tell you to go fuck yourself. That's all. Because there's nothing I could do.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
But what about when you're kind of not a bad person deep down? How do we get people that aren't psychopaths to become secondary psychopaths, which is what they call a sociopath now? Because we need people to do murder... No, I want a joint. But, like, we need people to murder for us. And, you know, it's not that easy to compartmentalize that, okay?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Our whole public school system is based on how hard it is to get people to pull the trigger. The Prussian system, right? That Prussian emperor invented our schooling because 70% of his soldiers were, you know, they tell you those rifles weren't accurate?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So what the hell? Oh, they were growing up in loving families and we got to fix that shit, right?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Before you get that brainwave that tells you reality. Okay. And then do you remember when suddenly pre-K, you know, outcomes of people went to pre-K are better. Yeah. Why? Cause you separate them from mommy earlier.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, you had formed the part of the brain where you have a sense of reality and fairness, right? That's why they need to get you young for boot camp. It's boot camp for kids.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And there's an early Christian, I can't remember who's writing about it, but he goes, they cut off their genitals and go about shrieking in the street.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
No, they got to get you. That's why it's so useful to have adults that care about Pokemon. You know? What? We keep you five years old, one part of your brain forever. Forever you're going to worry.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, okay. Look, it's not either way. It's like, oh, we noticed this effect from a chemical. Well, we already know public record. They dumped that cobalt whatever on black kids in Chicago. We already know the shit they're willing to do to you at any given time. So why, if you notice that some kids get autistic and they get savantism, why wouldn't you just see?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I mean, what was the point of bringing all them Nazis over after the war with all their great science if we're not going to test it out? And these fuckers think they can do that to you. They all think they can. I don't know if you remember the vaccine mandates, but there's an example of it. What am I in the military? I got to take a vaccine because I didn't sign no papers.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, we're going to nudge you if you want to go to work, dude.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, so I don't think nothing's new, you know? I think it's all the same shit repackaged in different ways, so then, you know.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I make fucking cures. I bet if I made more diseases, I could sell more cures.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Okay, so you see how... So, openly, this is the thing. Because people will be like, oh, you're conspiracies. Dude, I almost never tell the conspiracies, I think. I tell...
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, just so... And here's why I do that. Everyone I meet, because I just want to see... I just want to see... And you corner him.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, one, because when then sometimes people say something so uninformed that I'm like... It is a triggering feeling.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Right, so before that, well, yeah, definitely, that's a big part of it. That was it. Conspiracy is almost like to relax after having to hear that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Before that was Barry Crimmins, and Barry Crimmins used to tell me so much shit that I did not have the ears to hear, and he would bring up Nicaragua all the time and something Reagan did, and I'd be like... Barry was a political commentator in a comic back when nobody was. He was also the real deal with it. He wasn't a phony.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Kyblee was also known as Magna Mater or the Great Mother. So the doctor, if you heard Phil Hartman, he goes, Mommy says, you know, like this is like a theme that goes through history.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
We toured, okay? He wanted to tour me. The whole media tried to ruin me for a fucking month.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Which I always knew they kind of sucked, but what I didn't know was that they just make shit up completely. Oh, yeah. So that's the real first thing where I noticed there's a big problem. The previous thing where I thought there might be a problem was I had forgotten if we were still in Iraq. It had been some years. I was like, are we still doing that? It felt like I left the oven on, right?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Right. And I had to Google if we were in Iraq still. And then, so that disturbed me a little bit, but I mean, I moved on with my life, obviously. Then the media thing. And then on tour. And so Barry went on tour with me just to be seen with me because I was getting so much shit because he was a very leftist. He used to say, there's no left here. And I would go, you could have fooled me.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And he was right. So everybody's saying left and right here. What are you talking about? There's upstairs, downstairs. That's all there is. Dude, it's the same as the public school memos from your Rockefellers and Carnegies. They've written down the thing openly and said what they're going to do. Alex Jones didn't make up the new world order, okay? Alex Jones didn't pull that out of his ass.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
George H.W., a thousand points of light, a new world order. Your best friend Bill Clinton.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
The idea of like... I mean, do you need telepathy to read his mind when he looked at you?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
But the thing that's funny is he looked at you almost like a fucking... You know, that chick that blew him that they would have ruined. If she hadn't saved that dress... We're going to be like, who saves the dress? Somebody that knows they pissed off the Clintons?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
No, see, that's the thing. You're not going to them parties you're getting invited to.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Here's how they're going to get you. This is what I think. They're going to invite you to see a dinosaur be reconstituted.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Hey, dude, if you want to show me you remade something cool, like, okay.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You know what's great is like, where'd that go? You know, the guy that's like, Barry was far left, you would call him.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, you know how the left transition, see, it's all about transitioning, right? Nothing means anything. So what we do is take the meanings of words and we all stick our dick in it and gape the word until all the meaning slides out of it. So that's so nothing means shit. A vaccine don't mean whatever you thought a vaccine was a thing that makes you not get the thing.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
That doesn't mean it's never been that. Oh, I didn't know. Well, thanks for educating me. Oh, we go. Don't worry. We change it in the dictionary. They did do that. By the way, don't do your own research. I'm never letting that go. I read that in Forbes. You must never do your own research. Can I finish this issue of Forbes at least? Do I have to put it down right now?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Remember when you had that guy, Thaddeus, whatever, the postmodern guy? I was just watching a clip. Oh, yeah. And I happened to just re-watch it. And he basically told you, like, nothing's anything. Yeah. Like, that's why I think the simulation talk is all like, I look at everything as what's the marketing here to me? And a lot of it's like, nothing means anything.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Hey, you know where the term tinfoil hat came from, right? I don't remember. Okay. Control all history. I can't recommend this channel enough. A lot of like recent history, but tinfoil hat. A guy named Leonard Kyle, K-I-L-E-S. He had patents on like Polaroid camera shit. Okay. He was a smart guy. Thought his girlfriend was cheating on him and he would fly into rages and was seeing a therapist.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Bad luck for him. This therapist was a CIA guy. Yeah. Delgado. Yeah. Those old things with the bowl where it doesn't charge because they're putting, it's a chip. You know, the brain chip has been invented a long time ago. So they put this in this guy's head without telling him, a brain chip. And then it turned him into, I mean, it just fucked him up, okay? And he ended up in a booby hatch.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And the pain from, you know, because microwaves have to be transmitted to his chip. So the pain of that in his brain made him put metal trash cans on his head because he's smart. He knew science things and what they were using even though he was in pain. And then they started letting him use aluminum foil around his fucking head.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So we get the term tinfoil hat from a guy the CIA mutilated and fucked up. And now we say it as a joke. Do you see how magic works? Yeah. What was the implant they put in on him? Oh, what was it called? The one they made in the 90s called Soul Catcher, which is ominous. Jesus. Yeah, Soul Catcher.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I sent you guys. That was on CNET. I texted it to you, dude. They sent it to me. They probably got lost in that fucking scroll that you texted me. Hey, if you're worried about the new Elon chip, I got great news, guys. They don't need a chip to do their thing no more. They did it. Why do you think people go, what is this woke mind virus? Well, it's a lot like the COVID virus, a thing a guy made.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Why would you even work on something like that unless you were going to deploy it? The CIA verifies, oh, they did think it was a leak. Well, guess what? It wasn't a leak. I'll bet you it was on what I think it was on purpose because I don't know why you're fucking around with that if it ain't on purpose.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
A cure for a disease that doesn't exist yet? That's suspicious. Hey, how come all the new viruses that come out, the explanation, the not racist and good explanation that you shouldn't research, because that's how science works, obviously, by not doing research. They all come because some guy fucked an animal. All of them? Why do these freaks do this shit and then you get blamed?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So they go, so you create a virus in a lab. No, you probably ate dirty bat wings. Oh, okay. There's this pattern of these assholes do something and then it's blamed on you. And it's in everything, the sci-fi. How many times have I seen a goddamn sci-fi movie? Oh, because you humans with your war. Oh, yeah, I did that, motherfucker. Thanks, alien. Hey, thanks for picking me up and raping me.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
That's what they do, right? They probe you. You wouldn't call it that if Puerto Ricans did it. Right? And then they tell you not to pollute. Don't pollute. And then they erase your memory so you have to pay for fucking hypnotherapy to remember not to pollute. What is the purpose of that? It was like a guilt trip for being alive. Hey, what's your carbon footprint, Joe?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So, you know, like, what's a big deal with kids you could do stuff with, right? It always gets to that eventually.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, you know, we have a president and you could go to his house and stick your thumb in his asshole and give him that information since he controls the nukes and I don't. Why would you go to a farmer's house? And say that to him when we got all these leaders that are in charge of that. There's something that's fishy with that, isn't there? Oh, warning accepted. We got to stop being bad.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yo, nobody wants these wars. That's why they voted for Trump. Nobody wants it. Only a few people want it. And they're the ones who seem to be hiding all the information. And I'm supposed to go, oh, they have to keep secrets. Like I'm a housewife being cheated on. Right? Everybody's Donnie Sandusky.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. You absorb your, dude, this is like middle-aged men. You know, by the way, I'm heavily invested in a cocktail coin.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
He's sick of the lies, Kurt. He's representing the people. Dude, you know Lou Elizondo risked his career to tell us there might be something he might have heard and it might be dangerous. And there's a documentary and I'm going to see James Clapper on a documentary. James fucking Clapper. He gets an attack of the honesties about UFOs. Hunter's laptop, though, he's going to sign that shit, right?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yes. Hey, I mean, Phil Hartman's gone, but all the rest of you, thanks for speaking up. Hey, this reminds me of the sketch that we did. How come I just heard of this now? How come I just heard of this now? Boy, SNL was funny.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
But this fucker's going to tell me the truth now. So I don't think there's no, there's something. I know there is because you wouldn't be all like how they're being about it, but I'm sick of this J.J. Abrams mystery box storytelling, you know?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
No, it's not ours. Yes, they have it. Did you understand?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Everything they have is about that amount of time or advanced. And I'll bet now it's probably more because back in the 90s.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, you sent me the thing. The beast system, the flying saucer that's a flying supercomputer that could spy on everyone and has those. It's called the beast system, which the level of significance of that is unbelievable.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Look, what's the – here, I'll be – Larry Ellison, I don't know if you saw his creepy-ass thing. He's like, yeah, we'll be watching everyone. If you're a cop, you can't do bad because we'll be – I go, you're going to be watching? Do I get to watch you, Larry Ellison?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Except for you, right, motherfucker? So what does God get to do? God gets to look at everybody all the time, but you don't get to look. You can never look at God. They're going to make themselves God. It's real easy. And the way you do that, the way these- They're Santa Claus. By the way, you know what set me off?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
This seems like it's been around a long time. No, well, all those songs are all, see, you're going to school later, right, when you have a family where you feel like love did it. So you've already have established like a base reality. You know, they talk about base reality. That's what it is.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It's not so cut and dry as left-right brain, but you have a masculine-feminine side so that you have parents to properly pattern those parts of your brain.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And your subconscious is the input. It's like a network, the subconscious. So they want to get mommy or daddy out of the house, okay? So you have a single parent skull, okay? And then stick their dick in your subconscious forever. That's the goal. That's the child they're molesting is your subconscious. So, like, dude, to this day, I think bronies is not a natural occurrence.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I think a bunch of people that are on, like, Lexapro-type drugs who are autistic, okay, who are deprived of feminine contact, deprived of it. Yes. The kind of people that are going to know about science, and then when an Epstein character invites them to fuck paradise, they'll go. You know, like the ancient assassins, they'll go to paradise and fuck, and you control them. What? Ancient assassins?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You know, the assassins, that was what they do. They knock you out with hashish. Then you wake up in a garden with 72 virgins, all that bullshit.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, that's the old, okay, that comes from the old man in the mountain, the assassin, the term assassin. It's in video games. The term assassin.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
What did they do? It's a Sufi order of Islam. And the guy, they called the old man in the mountain. They show in the Marco Polo Netflix series. He goes to visit the old man in the mountain. And he had assassins. Like young men, you know, probably kid to like teen, and they'd smoke hashish. That's why it's called Assassin from Hashish. Really?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And you're knocked out on hashish because you never smoked it before you were a kid, right? Okay. Okay, and then you wake up in a paradise garden that this guy has filled with women that fuck you. And then they smoke some hashish, you go to sleep, you come out again, like that's heaven. you'll get 72 virgins in a garden in heaven. Okay.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
This is like, it's more towards Shia, but I don't think Shia would, they'd probably call them a heretic. I don't know Islam too well, but that's what that's from. The 72 virgins is not a Quran thing.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
That heaven is a kind of like a dick Valhalla, pussy Valhalla you get to go to. Right, right, right. Okay. But that comes directly from assassins. That's to trick young men into killing people. And so they would kill a guy and get killed doing it. And they had all these ways of doing it. It's a historical thing.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So that's a very effective form of mind control. Right.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You know, if I can put on a show for you that you believe is real, you know, whatever it could be. If I put enough Disney magic into it, you'd believe anything.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. And you get to take advantage of the kind of girls that go for you if you're a super nerd.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Dude, think of these nerds, these tech nerds, the kind of women that go for them. They're either like... You ever see Real Genius with Val Kilmer? And there's that chick that wants to fuck all the geniuses. What is it? Real Genius with Val Kilmer. Is it a movie?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I think so. But there was one girl that tries to fuck Mitch, the main character, because she fucks all the smart kids in the school.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, he plays a handsome scientist. Perfect teeth. Good fucking movie, dude. Really? Yeah, I really like it. I saw it when I was really young. But anyway, that eugenics shit, we're like, we're smart, we should breathe. You know, just like some chicks like comedians, some like musicians, some of them like super nerds, right?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So now, let's say I want to control important things like a nerd's brain, and how do I manipulate a nerd? Well, I send pussy to him. I make him feel cool, right? I give him my island. And I mean, listen, it's probably easier than bullying Bieber.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You're right. I want to ask. I like Eric Weinstein when he's on here because I'm always trying to listen when somebody's picking up. I want to ask. I watch Brian Keating all the time, and he was telling you that thing about why maybe there's no alien. It went nowhere what he said, but I do like him. But I want to ask all these nerds.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Who's paying for your scientific materialist nerd shit compartmentalized view that you have and your respective expertise? Because here's where we're at. All the experts told me women have dicks and they told me a gene therapy was a vaccine. We don't trust the shit that you went to school for, like the pat on the head Nobel Prize horse shit. The Nobel Prize.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Is there any more worthless fucking joke of a prize than the Nobel Prize? You got to be a mass murderer to get one of those. Do you know the history of the Nobel Prize? Yeah, because some fucking, yeah. So some rich asshole could ease his conscience. But I don't even think it's for that. I think it's to control the fucking.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It's amazing if you thought it was shit, but once I learned that, I was like, oh, this ain't shit. It's another sweater on a dog. Here's your pat on your head. So why are super genius people this fucking stupid? They're just a little pat on the head.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
They want to have an Oscar on their mantelpiece. I mean, the programming is so obvious when you look at it for two seconds, how you're trained from birth to be a fucking pat on the head dog. And you're trained to like, you know, that's why Temple Grandin knows how cows think. It's useful to have people that think like cows. Right. It's so useful. You control how they breed.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It's degenerate gamblers is how the people that make the coins talk about the people.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You could tell them, hey, you guys are all gay now. I don't want you breeding. There's too many people. You're all gay now. Oh, I am. I am. Yeah, you're a different sex. Imagine how great that is to have, what do they call it? What was the term from the program? Bioprogrammable biorobotoids, I think is what Kissinger called them. Yeah, that's all the MKUltra shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Something like biorobotoids. A robot means laborer. Right. It's just a way to get slavery. It's just a way to get back to good old slavery, which never left.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. They didn't even use a chemtrail. They did it off the top of the building on the blackheads in a building just to see. But wasn't it LSD? No, that's San Francisco. This was cobalt. But wait a minute. I don't remember. It's cobalt something.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I wonder if Dr. Green was involved. You know who Dr. Green is, right? Mengele. One step at a time.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So it's a casino, and the thing is, the reason people, like, you know, Hawk to a Coin, people know it's stupid, right? Right. But kind of what people say the scam was, as I understand it, is they thought they were getting in on the dump phase, too. Of course. So the trick is, almost everybody getting in on it knows they're going to have to dump it, and they think they're going to dump it first.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So they're not... The pump is for other idiots. I mean, it's built in that another idiot's going to shoulder whatever happens from this. But what happens is every so often, this is my buddy who's telling me it works in it, one of them does turn out to be real.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You know about Kuru? Kuru? No, what's that? You know, the cannibal disease you get, supposedly, from New Guinea?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You ever see that creep, his BBC interview, because he was a raging pederast? No. Dude, this is another creepy ass thing. The disease is called Kuru? K-U-R.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, put it. Jamie Deluxe is how he says his name. Jamie Deluxe.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So the guy that discovered how it works. Isn't this just nature's way to keep you from eating people? Well, this guy uses nature's way to do things with boys. And he's interviewed and he's going, no, they all jumped in my bed. I mean, it's batshit. When you go back and look at the sci-fi visionaries and the tech visionaries, boy, they really have a lot of weird things in common.
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which is boys, or Schrodinger like girls. You know, the Schrodinger equation from Schrodinger. Like young girls, you mean? Oh, he kept a diary. He believed women shouldn't be educated past the age of 12 because their brains don't form past that. I'm going to paraphrase the great Schrodinger. What? And you might as well be with them while they're hot because they don't get any better.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You know, they're as smart as they're going to get at 12. Yeah. Schrodinger. Really? Marvin Minsky. What do they call him? The father AI? He's big Epstein.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. Dude, I don't even know. It goes back a ways. Oh, there you go. The cat is out of the bag. This is in Forbes. Oh, Forbes. Can I read this? It might be doing research. Is Forbes okay if I- Austrian physicist Erwin Schrodinger was a pedophile. Yeah, go ahead. Look at the article. Really? You don't have any more free Forbes articles for the month?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So something like a Trump, like, now I'm more of a Warren Buffett where I wish I had golden Trump shoes because I'll bet those will retain value.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, dude, look, the CIA was always deeply mockingbird and all that shit, right? Here it goes. But once Obama signed Smithmont Modernization Act, dude, they're deploying troops into the media. Do you understand?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, so it used to be illegal to propagandize your own, the CIA, you know, but the CIA works in other countries. They're not Americans. Right. Well, after 9-11 and now they work here and then Obama signed a thing that they can propagandize citizens. So that means through the media.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
That means bots on your Twitter. They got deployed on Twitter and shit. Yeah. And so.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
He wore them to the club. I'm like, I wouldn't even wear them out. Why not? Those are going to put my kids through Trump University.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, what they call the dead internet theory. It's not dead. There's living. CIA. Yeah. The U.S.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
If you tell people about it, you should go stay in Russia because we're going to try to kill you. Yeah. Yeah, you can't tell people about it. People still hate Snowden. There's people who think that that guy did something wrong on any level. Yo, the oath is to you, me, not to the fucking- But here's what it is, is that you don't-
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I just don't think about it too much and move on. I'm watching Landman later tonight. It's a good show. Yeah, it's episode five. Well, I like it because it gives you a real education from the petroleum industry. Who pays for it. By the way, I'm not against, but I don't think that oil is even scarce now. I used to think that, and then I saw that Colonel Prouty thing. See, here's what happens.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Once you get to gray beard times, that's when you're an idiot that doesn't know anything all of a sudden, right? So Barry, who told me all this shit, that I was like, all right. Now I understand what he was telling me, all this stuff. But now I've already aged out of the demographic of who gives a shit what you had to say.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You told me why. Because you can spread it thinner. You know how Tom Cruise has to learn to read with Play-Doh? What? You know, in Scientology, he has to play, you have to model a thing.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, it's like that's a child play with Play-Doh. That's the metal that's the easiest to work like a child.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Because if I'm creative, right? Because all this shit is the endless battle of priest versus king. Now the engineers want in. But the guy that figured out how to work the gold and read and write and do that, then they started breeding the kings themselves. That's what Egypt is.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Because you can make it into shit and say it's magic. No, no, no, no, no.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You know what I like, the story I like of, you know, because you always hear about the Book of Enoch now.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And so they name, like, the different, you know, angels that... The thing of accelerating evolution, if I read between the lines of that with my cynical eye from the COVID times, I look at that as we did bestiality experiments. That's how I read that. If you read like Bale cycle and all that kind of shit. Yeah.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Isn't it sun-related to people back then? I thought that's the official thing. That gold was sun-related?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I think the first currency is blood. That was the first currency was blood.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, it's interesting, isn't it, that they have, because he's a wild fringe theorist, and yet, this is why I ask scientists, why do rich people, the ones that pay for you to be a scientific materialist, all your specialized knowledge, they believe in fucking Zachariah Sitchin shit? Do you ever ask yourself that? Why do they think that?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Was Al Franken working there when they did that? I don't know. Because I would think Senator Franken would have said something. Oh, he's not a senator anymore.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Okay, here's what I do. That's why you got to read Joseph P. Farrell. I told you, that guy's great. Because a very interesting thing about Sitchin, his background, okay? He got into it from his antiquing or something. He's in Rockefeller Center. It's like, who funded him doing all this? On a Rockefeller Center. I'll give you a hint. It was Rockefeller Center.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So that motherfucker was definitely into that shit. You know? That shit? Yeah, like Shirley MacLaine. Here's an example. Shirley MacLaine used to be like the Atlantis celebrity, right? Oh, yeah, yeah.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, see, that's how they frame it. Oh, remember that one time that happened? But actually a bunch of these people are like that. And they're smart enough not to jump around on a couch like Tom Cruise. They're smart enough not to do that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Such as Nelson Rockefeller. So, dude, if you want to get power, okay, it's not that you believe necessarily in anything, but what's the thing that might get me power? And I'll do anything. Yeah.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I feel like to promote Hog to a Coin, it's worth it. You've got to spend money to make money, Joe. Are you familiar with how to do it? I think it's a surfboard company.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, first of all, that's not how she remembers it, number one.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, Shirley MacLaine says something different. She had a dream. She had a very vivid dream. Okay, so actors, as you know, especially like method acting you hear about, where they go in character and they're gone, right? So how do you develop a talent like that? You have to be able to dissociate out of your fucking body.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, you'll see people that are religious make it like they're possessed by a thing. But I don't see really a big difference.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
He was cobbling shoes and thinking through the fucking there will be blood guy. Out of his fucking mind, yeah. Yeah, but so that's what a lot of stuff is, is you just take the power of that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, yeah. You were telling me that no one can read Sumerian.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I think there is lots of little groups that think that they have the ancient knowledge of it.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
What do you call it? Mystery school. That's the ancient.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So all that is is a religion where I don't tell you what the belief is until you're in too deep to not believe it.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
He's like, what kind of horse shit? Dude, so how I got into looking into that shit was I was like, okay, really wealthy people. I don't mean, I don't think Elon's the richest man in the world. I mean like the real, like trillionaires. Like what's their, what is their Scientology that they're into? I just want to know that. And it's very similar.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
What about being completely senile? Is that unbecoming?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Scientology is almost a knockoff light version of the real thing. So they make it like, oh, it's the most sophisticated brainwashing. No, it ain't. It's just one of many. It's just one of many.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. So my question is, who gave these priests back in the day the sheet of passcodes of one weird trick to get in her pants? That's some kind of ancient knowledge that these motherfuckers have. And, oh, I'll tell you another great channel is Windows on the World because this dude was talking. You know Wallace Budge, the guy that supposedly Indiana Jones, I guess, is supposed to be based on? No.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, well, Malice has the book. It's Egyptian black magic or something. It's all about crowd control. And so all the pharaoh headdress, all that ridiculous shit they wear, there's a bunch of priests that are inbreeding. It's almost like Dune. In Dune, the Bene Gesserits were breeding the fucking people. Right, right, right. That's that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And you spend your whole day preparing for your death as the pharaoh. And if you actually read the Book of the Dead, it's like three amigos. It's like then the burning bush and you shoot your gun in the air. Remember three amigos? It's ridiculous. It's busy work. So you've got an OCD culture now that you've got to do this and this and this and this for when I get to cross the river.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Niall and the crocodile man asked me the three questions. They would just do this pointless homework. Okay. And the priest controlled that. So I want to know where the priest got the method of control from, because I think that's what the big secret is that the Templars got is how to control crowds.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And I think that because it's so obvious, like all the sports is that everything is a little pattern thing. To, like, just keep you on the wheel of Samsara forever.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. And then, meanwhile, the priest – and then, so, this guy had a great – I think his name is Mark Windows. Anyway, he had a great – something he said I thought about a lot, which is – Akhenaten, when he introduced monotheism, here's a way you can look at it.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
the industry of all these gods of polytheism had gotten so bloated, like the government had gotten bloated of priests where you're worshiping every little rock, right? And he was like, hey, look, we know there's the main god. He's like trying to cut government down. That was his big crime that they buried him backwards.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And his weird-shaped head, yeah, he could be alien, or they could have inbred him like a Habsburg. I don't know if you know what happens, but people start to look like fucking aliens after you inbreed them enough. You know? And then you tie their skull up or whatever the fucking weird shit. So I think his big crime was crossing the deep state of his time, kind of.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I kind of think that, but I think that what I want to know is who are these people that have, they know the weird trick to do this and that, and they think that they're entitled to do it all the time. Like, what is that religion?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
This is crazy. If you're like a more sophisticated, like NPR type fucking loyal Democrat, that's the kind of people that know that and think it's good. Like, no, it's who he has around him that really counts. Oh, the ones I didn't vote for?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, that's what the problem with running a pyramid scheme is, you know, you're recruiting narcissists, sociopaths, the people that really succeed.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, what I like about Hawk 2 is strictly for Sigma grind set alphas.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Probably a lot. Yo, if Trump keeps promises, I'll bet the coin will go up.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, I would think after you got screwed over like that, you wouldn't still do Blue Magga, but I guess you would. Ah, he's just locked in, you know?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Okay. So you brought up gold, right? So here's the phases of magic. First gold is alchemy and then dollars, which is sigil magic and now conjuration where we conjure it out of nothing. Right.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, I think you're going to say he got cheated by the coin wallet he was inventing. No, no, no, no.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Look, you're just not backed up. If something goes wrong, you don't have the backup that you supposedly have with the other one. That's, to me, the main thing. But at the end of the day, you're going to be part of the new Technocracy Inc. energy currency. You know Technocracy Inc., the Canadian currency?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Techno, where the guys wear gray suits, and the whole thing was you're gonna have energy credits. You always hear, and it splintered into a lot of things. That's the one Elon's grandpa was in, where they gave people number names that sound like, remember he said, can't name numbers? XH, they would do that. Yeah.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
When a man comes in wearing velour, you're like, you just hit it big on shit coin, didn't you? Feeling good about myself. Dude, I told you I think that's what Kamala was, because they all knew she wouldn't win. And they ran a great campaign that keeps saying that hypnotic phrase. Well, great in that they knew she wouldn't win. They all didn't like her, and they all cashed in. They did cash in.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
But his grandfather left the guy's – the guy was like kind of a phony and a loser, the main face man of it. But you still hear – the Technate, you heard of that?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Because human nature is not good or bad. It's programmability. And so the first guy to figure that out is the guy that got to be the first priest, I bet. Maybe he didn't figure it out. Maybe somebody told him. Well, that's how you turn someone into a soldier. That's how you turn them into whatever you need. That's why we have the Prussian school of school. The teachers aren't there to know.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You're like, oh, these teachers can't even pass an English test and they teach English. Well, just so you know, the system was set up not for them to know shit. The system was set up with psychological things. So whatever rich guy is in charge that week, that's the – so remember Common Core that everybody – all the liberals complained about Common Core. Oh.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I don't have kids, so I didn't know how bad it was. But that's the Bill and Melinda Gates are going to be educating you now foundations fucking thing. And it's all psychology. They don't give a shit if you learn anything. They give a shit if you're going to be a problem. And the reason I know is they wrote it down openly. John Taylor Gatto, all his books about education. Unbelievable.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
If you thought the Fauci book was interesting, wow. Really? Yeah, John Taylor got – he wrote a good essay called Against School. And so the history of it – see, people get old and die out. You got a new generation of suckers born that don't even remember, right? Right. But, yeah, there were people shooting at the feds when they instituted public school.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I went in, when I went to school, I already could read. And so I was more fully, how you describe that thing? No, I was still pretty, I remember like crying because I couldn't get in line. I didn't know the deal.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, you know what I think it is? It's like, you know when they'd say how foie gras is made? It's only bad foie gras is made this way, but all the geese are like this. And they're just force-feeding poison into them to make their liver soft. It's just grain. They're giving them grain so they overeat. It's not how good foie gras is made at all. They treat them well or it wouldn't be good.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
No, I know. But look, I'm just saying the imaginary way.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Dude, Village Voice had an article years ago about it. And the guy was like, look, if it was different, I'd tell you. But I'm telling you what I just saw.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
But we're not in that good system. We're the ones from the story like this. And they force poisons in you. And then sometimes you lay golden eggs. Ugh. And that's what it is. You're a medium. You're a big, like a water balloon filled with blood. You know how they make snake venom where they bite the horse and they use the horse's hormones to make? Well, people are good.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
That's how we probably invented medicine was using people with venom and then taking their fluids and making drugs out of it and shit. Why yeah, you never heard of this?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, yeah. No, that's... Dude, these eugenics didn't come from the Nazis. It came from us. It came from our billionaires. And they're real into it. Right now, RFK Jr. is having his hearings. Oh, dude, he's interfering. Again, New World Order, not Alex Jones. That's the thing they said openly. Bill Clinton said it. You could tell who the whole gang is because they all said it.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Then they change it to the rules-based international order. Every stupid, like, parrot phrase, I can never get out of my head now. Do you know what I mean? Like, going back, Iraq, the terrorists go to the sound of the guns. That fucking shit about why Iraq was a good idea? Because instead of attacking us, the terrorists will attack the soldiers in Iraq. Right.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Democracy's on the ballot. Democracy's on the ballot. Democracy's on the ballot. And then if I've been pre-primed properly... with some good MK retard programming, and I hear democracy on the ballot, I react differently than like your old people that still watch CNN who are just like, I heard democracy's on the ballot. I might be triggered to go Sirhan, Sirhan.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Remember all those guys that went to kill Trump? Remember how weird they were?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Those folks were behavior modification therapists. Is that weird? I mean, I don't want to tell tales out of school. Yeah, that's odd.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It's like the Tim and Eric billion dollar movie. And I'll bet Tim and Eric voted for her.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Look, it was all foretold in the Illuminati card game. I don't know if anybody knows about that card game.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, if you really want to get ahead, you should do something dirty on tape with another scummy motherfucker that you can hold over each other. You know, that's how our government works. That's what I heard. America's national bird should be gay blackmail. Do you know what the eye in the pyramid is? It's somebody peeping through a hole and watching you.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It just looked like it from their faces and how they performed.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Hey, have Beyonce and don't have her do the thing. Have her tell you her feelings and then leave really quick.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, but we're fighting against Trump. Don't you understand Trump?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
yeah that's how i read that so i guess what this is saying is that the republicans do it as well but this isn't endorsing him this is just performing i hope nobody has party loyalty uh here because you are a chump if you do you cannot go by the look we don't even know what a woman is how do you supposed to know what a republican well also that's not like a good audience for 50 cents to be clear he said it on a radio show and afterwards trump official or people on the campaign said that that was not true but
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, yeah, you have to also figure in they might just be saying bullshit. Boy, I'm getting sick of that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I mean, I love the constellation. We had to use a quantum computer to figure out. Would you see planet planet Biden family over in the other quadrant of all that money? Oh, dude.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Look, I could believe that it's so out of hand that you had to invent an AI to figure out how much money is being stolen. Right. I can believe that, but Richard Grove from Grand Theft World Podcast has drawn a map of the connections, and his are like, they're not like a cult or something. He just did all the research and has a map of it, and you can see all the little groups.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So she's the hawk, too, of this. They're dumping it all on her, even though it was probably Howie Mandel's son-in-law that did it.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yo, he had a funny... One time he was on Conan. This made me laugh so hard. He was saying how the internet, how great it is for kids. You know, my son, my kid just did a third grade report on bestiality, and the other kids just loved it. Ah!
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Get rid of the FISA court. Here's some things on the list that I hope that he's going to do. I hope the FISA court thing that Tulsi had to be like, no, I'm for it now to maybe get appointed. And I think they're not buying she's for it or something. I don't know.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
If you're in that Smith-Montt Modernization Act deployed to do that, you're just compartmentalizing it so this one group can't do it. But don't worry. The intel community is still going to do it.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Because my girl gets Democrat fundraiser things. Back when they overturned Roe v. Wade and then the next day asked for money, that's like the ultimate test of how much of a cow you are.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I guess I have to go over it. Look, I hate dishonest motherfuckers. So my knee jerk reaction is, of course, there should be.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
But I'm sure like with every goddamn thing, like when I was really for the Patriot Act, because I was such a patriot, it turned out it wasn't about patriotism. It was about spying on you.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
The act of simple sabotage. I mean, it's like these people don't need to read it. You've lived it yourselves. Go back to that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
They held Roe v. Wade. How long do they hold that over everybody's head that you're going to lose Roe v. Wade? And I remember Trump being like, I didn't tell him to do that. I don't think he did. I think that's one of those gun rights and doing that are the two like – How do we emotionally hit somebody to make them do what we want?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
This is crazy. Well, that's an old manual that they're passing around online now. It's been out for a while. And see how it accurately describes everything that's going on around you?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Wait, I thought the Soviets were doing this. This is so crazy. Yeah, remember the speech about the Soviets demoralizing these motherfuckers?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, boy, this works really well in the fire department. This is so crazy. The L.A. Fire Department really can use this info. Is this real? Yeah, this is old, though. You didn't know about this? What is it called again? It's like a manual to overthrow countries for the CIA.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Dude, they tell you this stuff they do all the time. That's the thing. Nothing is classified. I mean, it is, but it's not. They tell you. They tell you.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Those are mafia tactics. Rules for Radicals. You ever read that book?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Glenn Beck used to bring it up, but the way he made those people fart a lot in the theater. It was like the end of dirty work.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And since they do a shit job, the mafia that runs shit, they're running out of emotional buttons to push on you. Right. Plus they got you pumped full of drugs to make you not feel things. Right. So you got to jerk off to My Little Pony eventually. Right? I'm sure there's no prop. Remember Temple? You know Temple Grandin is, right? No. The autistic lady that helped them cattle ranchers.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, if you live in East Palestine, Ohio, I bet that was pretty demoralizing.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, well, here's what's funny. The term conspiracy theory, lest we all forget, came out of Alan Dulles at the CIA after they murdered JFK. Yeah. And he told his minions in the press to keep saying conspiracy theory. Yeah. So that's where we got that from the... I mean, that's mind blowing.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Did he should tell that to the judge when he goes in on his Rico? Your Honor, this is just a conspiracy theory. How come that's a crime you could be prosecuted for? I call it a collusion theory. Remember they started saying collusion because they burned the word conspiracy. So they had to say Trump because what you're accusing of is conspiring with Russia.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
But they had to keep saying collusion because they made that term suck for intel purposes. Right, right. And every time they change the brand name, so UAP, it's because they go in the water. We have to change it. Do you? That's why? Yeah.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Who muddied the word, by the way, again? Refresh me on who muddied the word.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, okay, once you tell the first lie, yeah, all kinds of speculations are going to happen. Why the fuck are you allowed to keep these secrets, motherfucker? No one's supposed to go, oh, it's a complicated world. Yeah, lying does complicate the world. That's true.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, good. So we got prepped for maybe some disclosures. Yeah.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I want to know how they're going to tell anybody anything because here's why you got to keep a secret for a long time. The secret's real bad. So... How am I going to tell? It's like somebody's cheating on their girl with a horse or some evil shit.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
People get sacrificed. Hugh Hefner made it to the end. People get sacrificed. He's a good operative. Boss Hogg served with distinction. Yeah. You know Boss Hogg was CIA?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, and it was Strom Thurmond and somebody else he didn't like. That's the voice he was doing for Boss Hogg. And he's wearing a padded suit. He's not even fat, I don't think. No way. He's a bonesman? Boss Hogg? Skull and bones, you mean. Yeah, he was skull and bones. Yeah. I think it was Vietnam he served in.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
She's an engineer. It was real TED Talk circuit kind of person. Oh, I kind of vaguely remember now. 20 years ago, my friend was there. He goes, yeah. And she realized because she could kind of think like a cow because they'd be spooked by shadows and stuff. And so she understood stuff about them. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. It's very smart. Right.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Nobody says, I've never heard any bad MK shit about him ever, by the way.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I mean, Chase Bank has a swastika, so why can't they? Here, he was...
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I think Bob Odenkirk got his impression of Southerners from when I used to watch Mr. Show. I think he was doing Boss Hogg. I might be wrong.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
There's just some good old boys never meaning no harm.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I know, but the show's terrible. It's so bad. Go back and look at all the 80s movies you ever watched, and the messages are kind of strange.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I heard Bill Cosby bought it so you couldn't watch it. He did that with something, right?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Look, all these rich people, they get to a level like you're Rockefeller. We have PR thanks to Rocket because nobody liked that motherfucker, and so they invented PR to help sell him. That's why we have, who's your favorite billionaire, right? So you're like, people hate Elon Musk. I'm like, oh, which billionaires do you like? Are you like Gates? Yeah. Bezos? Yeah.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Right. Boy, what a useful citizen. Think of these useful citizens we have now that they're really technically minded and really focus on that. They self-compartmentalize almost.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You should pick one like a feudal lord, and you should serve under them and fly their banner, and you could do it with these great—now, I serve Hoctua coin. I don't know if I brought that up, but my lady, Hoctua. The programming is so obvious, and Disney's not going to be woke anymore. We're going to go back to Bavarian fairytale. It's all Nazi shit. Every single thing.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
The programming is the Prussian school. We brought Nazis after the war. They helped us go to the moon at NASA, right? Yeah. Was everybody just moving on from that? You think they shot JFK because not Nazis? Like, CIA is covering for Nazis, and if JFK gets rid of the CIA, who's going to protect the Nazis? You don't think they would, these super smart guys?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Looking back now, it feels kind of stupid that I thought they didn't kill him. Now I'm like, why would I think who else would have done it? Like, maybe it's the mob. Maybe it's the something like, oh, it takes a village, you know?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And you can program whatever sexuality. You're a woman. Like, I am. You can fucking make them fall in love with TV ponies.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, how did how did what's his name? Lee Harvey Oswald get out of jail? Russia with his, the daughter of a, what is it, SVU? So their intelligence agency, military intelligence, the daughter of somebody from that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Who the hell got him in and out? Well, that's when we worked with Reinhard Galen from the SS. Remember when we, all that Project Gladio shit? Mm-hmm. Pretty much everything. Everything you hear about the devil's chessboard in that book, that's when we merged with the fucking Nazis. But they were like good WEF Nazis. Do you know what I mean? They think globally. They act locally.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, we should forget about it and just not connect it to anything, I think. I think it would be best if you didn't connect things.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, well, now that I don't believe in God, I got nothing. So I got to believe in this forever, don't I? Now that I know I'm a scientific materialist, I know there is no God. What else can I rely on except the promise of transhumanism one day? I will be a robot man. These fucking weirdos say this shit. Uh-huh. There is no name. Dude, I'm watching bad fad on here. Go. There is nothing.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
There's no essence of anything. It's all like not, you know, just name it and claim it. I'm like, do you know how insane that is? What just came out of your fucking mouth? But they think that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, last time I was here. Oh, yes. The last time I was here. I mean, my girl flew. And so I was asleep. I like to be knocked out. I don't want to be awake for any part of the flight. Okay. And my girl sat next to this other girl who she thought was a kid at first, but was probably a 30-year-old woman.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
If I'm a Bill Gates that's just so concerned about the health of the children of the world, you know? I mean, he's a good guy and wants to help. It's not just about the money. It's about my fucking pharaoh's tomb I should have. I'm going to fucking get people like that that care about the money, and they're going to be under me in my little pyramid of money.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Hey, I don't want to believe I'm bald, but guess what?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Name it and claim it. So you were saying that the Hot Tool Girl has gone missing? No, I don't think she... She probably hasn't posted online. I think now's the time to get in. But Jamie was telling me she's supposedly missing. But it's like when Suri Cruise was missing.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yo, CoffeeZilla had a thing about it. Like the dude, DJ Hollywood or whatever, he's married to Howie Mandel's daughter. He's known for starting these up. So it's like a George Foreman grill. George Foreman didn't invent the grill. They're like, this is your grill, George Foreman.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So she was like, she must have been from the Pacific Northwest, vaguely Asian, wearing a Pikachu mask, COVID mask. Okay. Bright colors.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You know, you sound like poor dad from Rich Dad, Poor Dad. I've never watched that. Oh, well, Rich Dad says go into debt. That guy's a billionaire in debt. You've never seen Rich Dad, Poor Dad? No. His real story is so much better than his fake story. It's so interesting.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
My Rich Dad told me only poor people work. You only have one dad, right?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It is. And can you say he's wrong? And that's why I look... Yeah. Oh, my God. Well, some of these are bumping dumps, but I say Hawk, too, is a keeper.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Okay. She sits down, and I'm passing by, and the girl's getting the cookies they bring you, and she has a box with a little Pikachu, and she sits it on the tray and eats cookies with it, okay? And then Jenny's like, I fell asleep, and she woke up laughing because the girl's got an iPad, and she's laughing her ass off at Clifford the Big Red Dog, okay?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, and so imagine, like... And hang out with them. It must be fucking weird.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Have a drink. And then you wake up and I show you a godfather. Your liver's on a train. Or you're in a tub with another kid. Yeah, and now I own you, motherfucker. And then now you're, oh, how'd this person just start singing a different tune out of nowhere? Right. How much of that you seen? Right. It's really odd. Almost as if somebody had something on him, isn't it? A little weird.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It gets weird. What happened to Bernie? That's a broken man. I wonder what they did to him. Didn't he just tweet something ridiculous? He better or else something's going to come out he don't like. That's how I take it.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
All these people saying shit that makes no logical sense. If you're motivated, you'll say the shit that makes no, if you're properly motivated.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, no, his part of the problem happened in legislation, not in the book part. That's pretty honest, actually, the book, because most of them get paid out the ass.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, well, that's why they pick a guy, and he's the guy that's allowed to say that. But he ain't going to back it up.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, you get an identity. See, identity politics, the great part of that is you can take, instead of talking about shit that matters, you know, the economics, let's say. Right, right. You can talk about shit that doesn't matter, which is your outer shell. Yeah. And you can pretend, and you can turn the superficial into the most, and that's where we live now. Yes. In MK retard land.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. I mean, gold, I can see how they start using gold. It works.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
They probably had a prehistoric Jekyll Island where the cave JP Morgan and the rest of the boys met. And then they're like, we're going to use gold from now on. You know, it used to be salt. They used to go to war for salt. That's why I never believe, and I think it's not true, about salting the earth to make crops not grow. Can you imagine you're Roman and you got done with the battle.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
All right, we're going to dump. That's your pay. Can you not dump my paycheck on the earth?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
It turned out was the thing that where they pay to pretend it's not that, you know, like your your fructose is in your stomach.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, and I go, just so you know, sweetie, that chick will make more money than you ever have in your life. That's the new future. So when you told me that China thing that they were doing some weird intelligence-raising experiment, what did you tell me about? Yes.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You should never get any sun, right? That's what I was told.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. You had the little, the kind that where you, it's not a big deal.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I think it was Time Magazine that said, actually, processed food probably isn't that bad.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So, you know, I was in a doomsday call, you know, Jehovah's Witnesses predicted famously the end of the world in 1977. And boy, that was embarrassing when that didn't happen, huh? What jerks. And then meanwhile, climate change has predicted the end of the world. I can think of like four times off the top of my fucking head. So now they have a worse record than Bible people.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
The climate prophecy is less reliable. than the crazy religious people. Well, not even Bible people.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Everybody, like, a lot of people herald camping and predict the end of the world. That's embarrassing, but Al Gore made a fucking movie that wasn't right. The coral reefs were supposed to be gone, but they're back now.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Rainforest. As a kid, I was afraid about this. There's more than ever because it turned out they breathe carbon tree. I never heard of this. Have you? Yeah. The trees breathe carbon. Yeah. That's what I heard. Oh, it's going to be a desert. Why? Because there's too much oxygen for the trees. Too much tree air. Yeah. Oh, there's more.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Oh, fossil fuels. Remember, they were talking about oil. So that's Sinclair with the brontosaurus on the can, right? And that's marketing. If you look up Colonel Prowt, P-R-O-W-T-Y, he's like a guy that hung out when they came up with this energy policy. Because it's military, come up with our energy policy. Right.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And that Rockefeller made his money really kind of transporting the oil because there was oil all over the fucking place. So a guy's got to control all, like diamonds, let's say. And then because it governs everything, your energy, they could just control all kinds of shit, and then they could say it's scarce, and we don't have enough of it.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And then they could do your carbon footprint, invent BP, came up with that term. And people say it like an asshole. Oh, is my carbon... Not their carbon ass print. I have a big one, if you want. But your carbon footprint. Like I'm Catholic now, but of climate change. Right.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, why was I born? Right. I shouldn't even be on the earth. I'm so bad for existing. Why don't I find Jesus if we're going to do that game? Right? Where I feel guilty for being around- For carbon. Well, guys on a goddamn plane, private jet telling me that. Well, it offsets it. All this global health work. Yeah.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
That church thought that you could offset sin by paying for it, and then they had a schism, I think.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, well, you got to compete or America's going to hand you your ass. I'm sure they got the same story you hear here. China's going to hand us our ass.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yo, more shit's coming true out of a dumbass revelation book in the Bible than anything Al Gore said. Is that disturbing?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, like they're fulfilling it themselves disturbing is how it feels like to me.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
If you're a climate denier, yeah, you denied Christ. Yeah, well, Fauci's got the, what do they call it, the Jesuit look, the wire glasses, and that, you could see it transferring that weird, Robin DiAngelo, she said it. I want my Catholic guilt to be your policy on race now. And then so it's like you're racist because you were just born a Caucasian. You have to understand that.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So because you can't help it, you're racist. I need you to be racist against yourself from now on. That's what they were teaching.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I'm surprised. Just because after I got it, I immediately got COVID, so I'm a little surprised.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, a James clap back from James Clapping. It's a CIA invention. You give him a clap back.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I didn't say Hunter's laptop was Russian. I said it had the earmarks of an information operation.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Why is Hunter not a political streamer with this level of degeneracy?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
His pee's soft, let me tell you. Nothing to sneeze at. He took a lot out. China knows now.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
And why? I didn't know banks were reporting suspicious activity. Because he has the shell company galaxy.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
By the way, a normal person has 20 shell companies. I don't know if you know that. I have 80. Yeah. Well, you're smart. I keep them in my pocket.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Do you know that the Justice Department under Biden, as they so eloquently said to the January 6th people, if you accept – because remember they were like, Trump's going to do preemptive pardons. Remember that? Right. Biden would never do that, if we recall. And they got letters.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Just so you know, if you accept the pardon, that means you're saying you're guilty and it doesn't unring – there's the quote, unring the bell of your prosecution. And they're right. It doesn't because now – and that's what – what's his name – I was talking about with Fauci. You can't plead the fifth ever again if you take a pardon.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, well, once you do the first batch of mass murder, it's easy to go from there, isn't it?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You know Matt Orfalea does those great compilations of him saying the opposite in the same breath? He's crazy.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Okay, the way they can justify it is because most of these people are controlled by some kind of intel. Hopefully ours, but maybe not. Maybe not. We still make, hey, good news, we do gain a function with China, our adversary still. I don't know why that would be.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Peaceful, no, no. Let me quote, peaceful biolabs. Oh, peaceful. Now, I don't know if you know the nuanced difference between a peaceful biolab and a bioweapon lab, but it's real nuanced. Peaceful biolab is where they grow mushrooms. That's where I buy my mushroom gummies.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, have you seen the telepathy tapes, which everyone tells me about?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah. Well, I love in the Korean War, those soldiers didn't want to come home, right? And this is what started the mind control race and the Manchurian candidate and all those movies was these soldiers wouldn't come come back. They defected to North Korea and they said the United States has been using weaponized viral, you know, germ warfare on the people of Korea. And so that's when we knew.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
They must be under mind control to say such nonsense. Right. There's no way the government would do that on other people. So that's how we knew for sure that's what it was. And so that started a nice mind control race. And that's why we have the story of the Manchurian candidate. Because China was good. Whoever the fuck was going to do it. Guess what?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
When you hear about what our enemies are up to, that's how we fund what we're up to. Oh, they don't want to tell people the truth because it'll panic them. When the fuck do they not want you panicked? Is this a different government that I haven't heard of? The number one thing they love is you to be traumatized and then forgetful.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
A bunch of people already believe in the thing you said, but don't think it's aliens, and they're fine with it. In fact... Like, I think it's, oh, people are going to go crazy and then they're going to come at us is the fear. Yeah. Because that, you know, Orson Welles famous thing, I bring it up all the time. Everyone panicked because they thought it was real. That's not fucking true.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I think it was not even that. I think... Now that we know the papers didn't like radio because it was much like podcasting is to CNN, they were trying to kill that is what I think. Really?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, hilarious. So that's before Roswell or whatever.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Dude, how long are they going to use suicides as an excuse to lie? Or like climate change right now, that's like a dog you blame farts on. That's what climate change is. Dude, the fires? It's unbelievable watching that. Well, people calling the fires climate change is crazy. How would that absolve Newsom and the gang if it was climate change?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Either way, shouldn't you have water in the fucking hydrant? Shouldn't you have more water because of climate change?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, that's the quest, isn't it? That's why we have the Olympics. That's why we have a eugenics festival every four years.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
They had laptops in the 70s and it's just a matter of how expensive it is to make. And then that's why you're always like 30. Just as a rule, you're about 30 years behind the best shit they got.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
I guess because these people that play God invariably end up being perverts with weird-shaped dicks that they're taking it out on us. Like your Epsteins and such. Yo, all these tech dudes, I want their dicks out, and I want to see what kind of deformities they have before I let them be in charge of shit. You got a weird dick? I don't think you should be social engineering shit.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
If you just look at a script, dude, all the shit you're worried about, they done did it. It's done. You're not worried about the earbuds? No, no, I'm not worried because I already, I can't sleep unless I have a TV on, just the tone. So do you understand the amount of damage that has been done from the blue light from the screen? They signed that into law, too. That's another Obama hit.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You know, the energy-saving light bulbs and all that, where you just get blue light and it ravages your dopamine. It's the principle of casinos. Everything's a fucking casino.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, but you could find out more about, like, I'm not an expert by any means, but you could find out about people.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, you know, John Money, I'm sure whoever wrote that knew about John Money, right? The guy that came up with that. I bet they didn't. That's a bunch of Lampoon Harvard people, right? Right. So, you know, they go, oh, The Simpsons, how do they predict the future? No, they... You're near the people that pull the levers of power in college. You're just going to osmosis up their fucking plans.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
You saw the Charles Hall video, right? That guy, Charles Hall, talking about the tall whites? Yes. So, because that one, it was one of the first ones.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, so this is also how I started. Now, conspiracy stuff would be like this to me. Not like actual objective facts that are public record, but shit where I'm like, it's a guy's story. Right. So his story is so interesting because it's like...
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
What made me laugh, so I started looking at this as a joke, because it's making me laugh when you describe the tall whites treat us like we're like, you know, this is like the Philippines to them, like a base for doing stuff. And if you were as strong as apes compared to them, is what he said about the tall eight foot, very white people. Jay Sands met one.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Well, as they're talking about it, I'm like, this sounds very familiar. Wait, is this like the Congo to them? Are these space Belgians? And I'm like, oh, wow, that's hilarious. At the top, there's even whiter people.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Did he say what Charles Hall said about, it's not that they're telepathic, they have a thing they can wear that looks like an Xbox headset?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
What were you saying last night about a guy who had a flute dick? What were you saying? He could tell you this story. I don't want to say it, I don't want to name names because, you know, that's how Hitler happened.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
Yeah, sure. The main part I'm focusing on is the relationship that we have with these supposed white creatures. Why? Why?
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
When I first heard of them, I remember when I saw Charles Hall, and I'd forgotten about this, but like 2011, and it was in, I want to say Newsweek, and it was like a wacky news item that around the same time as the Israeli guy that said he worked with the Federation, that ex-Intel guy came out and said there's a Canadian company.
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#2265 - Kurt Metzger
So some Farsi newspaper said Obama works in league with some extraterrestrials called the Tall Whites. And I had never ever heard anybody called the Tall Whites. I think they meant the Bush family now. I believe it was George H.W. Bush looking back, but at the time, because X-Files time, what was the thing they push on your narrative?