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Meet the Cosby Kids. Oh my god, look at this. The thing says, Meet the Cosby Kids. Who wrote this sketch? I don't know. But what's funny is that back then, that was ridiculous.
Yes. Hey, I mean, Phil Hartman's gone, but all the rest of you, thanks for speaking up. Hey, this reminds me of the sketch that we did. How come I just heard of this now? How come I just heard of this now? Boy, SNL was funny.
SNL was great when Phil Hartman was on it. The early days of SNL were amazing.
Was Al Franken working there when they did that? I don't know. Because I would think Senator Franken would have said something. Oh, he's not a senator anymore.
He got caught hugging a girl.
Yeah, I would think after you got screwed over like that, you wouldn't still do Blue Magga, but I guess you would. Ah, he's just locked in, you know?
Hey, man. That guy's great, too. Hal Franken's a great guy.
Yo, he had a funny... One time he was on Conan. This made me laugh so hard. He was saying how the internet, how great it is for kids. You know, my son, my kid just did a third grade report on bestiality, and the other kids just loved it. Ah!
How crazy is it, though, that that was a preposterous sketch?
Well, you know, John Money, I'm sure whoever wrote that knew about John Money, right? The guy that came up with that. I bet they didn't. That's a bunch of Lampoon Harvard people, right? Right. So, you know, they go, oh, The Simpsons, how do they predict the future? No, they... You're near the people that pull the levers of power in college. You're just going to osmosis up their fucking plans.
It ain't psychic.
Yeah, but they don't broadcast their plans to students, undergrad students. Yeah, they do. What do you think a Rhodes Scholar is?
That's them broadcasting their plans. That's what the great Bill Clinton, I believe you had a beanie fly contact with.
What do you mean by broadcast their plans? The plans have never been secret. Yeah, but the plans were never in the 90s or the 80s. The plans were never turn boys into girls.
Well, not in your department, but I mean, you know how far back, You know in Rome, the galleys of Cybele? You know what that is? No. When they were losing to Hannibal and the priestess of Cybele, it's like C-E-Y-B-E-L-E. It looks like Cybele, but it's Cybele. Okay. And the myth behind it is insane. The myth story is this one god that was too horny that had both sets of organs, so they trick him.
I love, like, they trick him with wine and they tie his dick to the ground and he... Come on, somebody went to church on Sunday. Somebody went to a church and learned this. Tie his dick to the ground like how they do a bull, like through the nose. Yes, yes, yes, exactly. And then he jumped up and it ripped his dick off. Oh, Jesus.
And then, so he starts hanging out with his handsome nephew and his nephew is faking like he's a great hunter because this dickless uncle, he still has a pussy, the uncle. But these gods sure sound like just LA people. Why do all the gods just sound like L.A. people? Okay, so my favorite- Kyblee? Yeah, the eunuch priest.
So my favorite writing about it is like when they celebrate Kyblee, and then the legend or the myth has more of like this wedding gets sabotaged by the jealous, ripped-off dick guy. and the women cut off their own breasts, and the men cut off their genitals.
And there's an early Christian, I can't remember who's writing about it, but he goes, they cut off their genitals and go about shrieking in the street.
They castrate themselves as a sign of devotion to the goddess.
Yeah, so I don't think nothing's new, you know? I think it's all the same shit repackaged in different ways, so then, you know.
They wore saffron rose and clashed symbols together as they walked down the streets. So they were basically having like one of those women's protests.
Kyblee was also known as Magna Mater or the Great Mother. So the doctor, if you heard Phil Hartman, he goes, Mommy says, you know, like this is like a theme that goes through history.
Well, you know what Nero did, right? What Nero did to take that boy when his wife died. He found a slave that looked like his wife and chopped his dick off and turned him into his wife.
Remember when you had that guy, Thaddeus, whatever, the postmodern guy? I was just watching a clip. Oh, yeah. And I happened to just re-watch it. And he basically told you, like, nothing's anything. Yeah. Like, that's why I think the simulation talk is all like, I look at everything as what's the marketing here to me? And a lot of it's like, nothing means anything.
So, you know, like, what's a big deal with kids you could do stuff with, right? It always gets to that eventually.
Well, most of those guys who say that don't have kids.
Yeah. You absorb your, dude, this is like middle-aged men. You know, by the way, I'm heavily invested in a cocktail coin.
We should talk about that because I want to know what is what what is going on with the MAGA coin? Here's the thing that we're talking about last night. Yeah, the MAGA coin was worth 36 billion dollars. Yeah, so here I'm coined It's not the MAGA coin just Trump. Okay Trump coin. So the Trump coin. I'm calling it the MAGA coin Sorry, the Trump coins worth 36 billion dollars.
What that means is 36,000 people put a million dollars in. That doesn't even make sense. So that's 36,000 million. That's what 36 billion is. I believe you. I'm not good at math. Isn't that right? That's right. I know Hawk 2 is going to move. That sounds insane. You could get 36,000 people. Let's say it's way more people, way less money they contribute.
It still seems insane if you're using real money. You've never been to a casino or something? But that's the point. We talked about this. You and I talked about this. It is essentially gambling.
It's degenerate gamblers is how the people that make the coins talk about the people.
Right. But the argument is that Trump is ripping off his fans with this Trump coin. My question is, how is he ripping off his fans? It's basically... Like DraftKings. Like, what are you doing?
So it's a casino, and the thing is, the reason people, like, you know, Hawk to a Coin, people know it's stupid, right? Right. But kind of what people say the scam was, as I understand it, is they thought they were getting in on the dump phase, too. Of course. So the trick is, almost everybody getting in on it knows they're going to have to dump it, and they think they're going to dump it first.
So they're not... The pump is for other idiots. I mean, it's built in that another idiot's going to shoulder whatever happens from this. But what happens is every so often, this is my buddy who's telling me it works in it, one of them does turn out to be real.
So something like a Trump, like, now I'm more of a Warren Buffett where I wish I had golden Trump shoes because I'll bet those will retain value.
I think I have a pair of those. Tony has a pair. I know.
He wore them to the club. I'm like, I wouldn't even wear them out. Why not? Those are going to put my kids through Trump University.
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I feel like to promote Hog to a Coin, it's worth it. You've got to spend money to make money, Joe. Are you familiar with how to do it? I think it's a surfboard company.
So here's the question. What's the problem with having a coin? Because there's a bunch of those coins. And the thing is, like, it's unfitting of a president. I get that argument. That makes sense. You know, he's you shouldn't do that. You're you should be really concentrated on running the company. Shouldn't have some obvious like money grab.
What about being completely senile? Is that unbecoming?
Yeah, that should have been Unbecoming. Yo, shut up about Unbecoming from now on. The chart for Trump coin right now, but a lot of that comes from the top 10 holders of the coin. The number one would be the wallet who started it.
Okay, so that's his. So he owns 80%. So here's the thing. If they don't sell... If the person who owns the coin, say if you made a Metzger coin, and the Metzger coin was worth $36 billion. Congratulations. You are so rich. By the way, here's the thing. It's also now only at $5 billion.
Oh, whoa.
It dropped from $36 to $5?
That's not good. When they were saying it was at $30, whatever, the highest it was, the coin was worth $72 or $73 a coin. It's now down to $25, $26. Should you sell?
How much do you have in it?
Depends on... How much do you have in it?
I don't disclose stuff like that. He gets in on that stuff. Well, if you can get in... I had to catch the tweet early. Friday night. I knew you did, you son of a bitch.
You remember that game Pharaoh?
Jamie's gonna just show up with, like, fucking velour pants on in a Ferrari. I wasn't that early.
Dude, please get velour pants. A velour jumpsuit.
I don't think I'd have one.
When a man comes in wearing velour, you're like, you just hit it big on shit coin, didn't you? Feeling good about myself. Dude, I told you I think that's what Kamala was, because they all knew she wouldn't win. And they ran a great campaign that keeps saying that hypnotic phrase. Well, great in that they knew she wouldn't win. They all didn't like her, and they all cashed in. They did cash in.
They didn't just cash in, but a lot of those special interest groups cashed in.
She's a human hawk to a pump and dump.
Right. Yeah. Because what was the final tally for the amount of money they spent? At first they were saying it was $1 billion, but it's more. I think now they've got it at $1.5 billion. Yeah.
It's like the Tim and Eric billion dollar movie. And I'll bet Tim and Eric voted for her.
Smart. It's important when you're in Hollywood to vote right. If you want to get ahead in your career, you have to vote right.
Well, if you really want to get ahead, you should do something dirty on tape with another scummy motherfucker that you can hold over each other. You know, that's how our government works. That's what I heard. America's national bird should be gay blackmail. Do you know what the eye in the pyramid is? It's somebody peeping through a hole and watching you.
How Kamala Harris burned through $1.5 billion in 15 weeks.
So she's the hawk, too, of this. They're dumping it all on her, even though it was probably Howie Mandel's son-in-law that did it.
She's pressed for more cash since the election, which is crazy. She's asking for cash.
Because my girl gets Democrat fundraiser things. Back when they overturned Roe v. Wade and then the next day asked for money, that's like the ultimate test of how much of a cow you are.
Right. They said we need money because they just overturned Roe v. Wade.
They held Roe v. Wade. How long do they hold that over everybody's head that you're going to lose Roe v. Wade? And I remember Trump being like, I didn't tell him to do that. I don't think he did. I think that's one of those gun rights and doing that are the two like – How do we emotionally hit somebody to make them do what we want?
And since they do a shit job, the mafia that runs shit, they're running out of emotional buttons to push on you. Right. Plus they got you pumped full of drugs to make you not feel things. Right. So you got to jerk off to My Little Pony eventually. Right? I'm sure there's no prop. Remember Temple? You know Temple Grandin is, right? No. The autistic lady that helped them cattle ranchers.
She's an engineer. It was real TED Talk circuit kind of person. Oh, I kind of vaguely remember now. 20 years ago, my friend was there. He goes, yeah. And she realized because she could kind of think like a cow because they'd be spooked by shadows and stuff. And so she understood stuff about them. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. It's very smart. Right.
Yeah.
Right. Boy, what a useful citizen. Think of these useful citizens we have now that they're really technically minded and really focus on that. They self-compartmentalize almost.
Yeah.
And you can program whatever sexuality. You're a woman. Like, I am. You can fucking make them fall in love with TV ponies.
And the more vaccines you get them, the more easy they are to program.
Oh, last time I was here. Oh, yes. The last time I was here. I mean, my girl flew. And so I was asleep. I like to be knocked out. I don't want to be awake for any part of the flight. Okay. And my girl sat next to this other girl who she thought was a kid at first, but was probably a 30-year-old woman.
So she was like, she must have been from the Pacific Northwest, vaguely Asian, wearing a Pikachu mask, COVID mask. Okay. Bright colors.
Okay.
Okay. She sits down, and I'm passing by, and the girl's getting the cookies they bring you, and she has a box with a little Pikachu, and she sits it on the tray and eats cookies with it, okay? And then Jenny's like, I fell asleep, and she woke up laughing because the girl's got an iPad, and she's laughing her ass off at Clifford the Big Red Dog, okay?
And it's like a 30-year-old woman.
Yeah, and I go, just so you know, sweetie, that chick will make more money than you ever have in your life. That's the new future. So when you told me that China thing that they were doing some weird intelligence-raising experiment, what did you tell me about? Yes.
Yeah, they did a – well, they said that they were trying to take these babies and make them immune to HIV. But what they were really doing was making their propensity for intelligence much higher. So you think – And then the guy got arrested for doing it and went to jail and then he got out. But he was like this – well, it's obviously they wanted him to do it. Like the whole thing is like –
Yeah, well, you got to compete or America's going to hand you your ass. I'm sure they got the same story you hear here. China's going to hand us our ass.
They're literally developing geniuses from the womb on purpose. Hey, so are we. Real weird geniuses. But here's the question. Why wouldn't you do that? If you found out that there was a thing that you could do to kids.
That doctor mutilating the children?
No. These kids have been mutilated. Well, sure. But if it's something just so simple as it just elevates your intellect, if there's a gene expression that they can turn on or off and this thing that they can do when the child is in the womb can make the child 25% more intelligent. Right. But they're going to be autistic. Are you sure?
Well, have you seen the telepathy tapes, which everyone tells me about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not, those are nonverbal people. Well, you turn the crank or whatever. It's a right blend of chemicals. But how do we know? We don't know that these people are autistic. They might just be just genius. It might not have a side effect. Wait, wait, wait.
The Chinese ones are the ones.
The Chinese ones, where they manipulated the genes. The thing is, there's a lot of geniuses that aren't socially fucked up. They're just really smart people. So what is that? Why do some people have a 9-volt brain and other people have a fucking Tesla battery?
Well, that's the quest, isn't it? That's why we have the Olympics. That's why we have a eugenics festival every four years.
Right, but why wouldn't you encourage that kind of manipulation in the womb?
I guess because these people that play God invariably end up being perverts with weird-shaped dicks that they're taking it out on us. Like your Epsteins and such. Yo, all these tech dudes, I want their dicks out, and I want to see what kind of deformities they have before I let them be in charge of shit. You got a weird dick? I don't think you should be social engineering shit.
What were you saying last night about a guy who had a flute dick? What were you saying? He could tell you this story. I don't want to say it, I don't want to name names because, you know, that's how Hitler happened.
Do you remember, I think her name was, is it Stacy Plaskett, whoever it was? Yeah. And she has this woman behind her that's like this super autistic lady that's mouthing every word. Yeah, she's like, and I know that. I mean, looks, I shouldn't say she is. I don't know if she is. Maybe she's just a very enthusiastic young lady that has like very bizarre behavior patterns.
I know exactly what it is because- I talk to myself like a crazy person, okay? I have for my whole life. I'll just sit. Just that look on that chick, that looks like me if I'm even alone. I just am thinking about a thing.
Right, but the fact with this girl's on air. She wrote the speech. Right, but her eyes are wide. She looks like an alien. She's mouthing the words of her play. Yes, yes, yes.
She's a playwright, and she's mouthing the words that she wrote. She's a writer on a sitcom.
Exactly. And she's ready for the actors to deliver the lines.
And by the way, that's every bit as creepy as psychic puppetry. Yeah. Do you understand how creepy that is?
It's very weird, yeah, because you know that lady who's the representative. Watch this. Look at her. Yeah, I've made that face many times. Look at her eyes, though. Look at those eyes. Give me some volume.
Yeah, they went over it together. Look at her, though. See, if Kamala had one of them, she could have done better.
Look at those eyes. Look at those eyes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I didn't see that part.
Yeah, she made a mistake, and then the autistic girl corrects her. Wait. I don't know if she's autistic. I shouldn't say that.
Wait. What the fuck?
Wait, yeah, I'm missing the thing I'm supposed to be seeing. She mouthed her... Which took place on July 17, 2023.
In that, we're to leave this interview... Because she said, uh? We're to suggest or imply that when you said the laptop was real, that it meant that the FBI had affirmatively determined in October 2020 that the laptop belonged to Hunter Biden.
She realizes she made a mistake. So she's going to correct her.
We're to leave this interview and we're to suggest or imply that when you said the laptop was real, that it meant that the FBI had affirmatively determined in October 2020 that the laptop belonged to Hunter Biden.
So she has to correct her. So she leans over and says something to her.
Would they be representing what you said, correct? Answered by Ms. Demlow. They would be representing what I said because I don't have much knowledge of that.
Oh, my God. Wait, that's not what I... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, that's not just right in the speech. That's fucking weird. Yeah, weird. I never saw that.
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Yeah, but that's like voice to skull she was doing, dude.
I need one sitting next to me on a podcast. Voice to skull? I would like one. What? Can we find one? Can we start auditions tomorrow? Well, it's Jamie.
Jamie's not the same thing. Yo, he knows about crypto.
Jamie's deeply invested in Hawk Tua.
Tell this FUD about Hawk Tua.
Do you know where FUD comes from? I don't know. Elmer FUD. And do you know what the reference is from? Hunting Rifles. So hunters and firearms enthusiasts, like Second Amendment people, like my friend Coleon Noir, like people who make YouTube videos on ARs and that kind of shit. It's not Colin? Well, Collins is his real name. Coleon Noir is his online name. His real name is Collins.
I've been saying Colin. Collins is his actual name. Oh. Doesn't matter. Okay. My point is, super firearms enthusiasts that kind of go to the SHOT Show in Vegas and check out all the latest fucking red dots. They think of hunters that use, like, bolt-action rifles as FUDs. You're an Elmer FUD. You're a dopey old hunter. Like, you have an antiquated view of firearms.
I think it says different, though, right?
Oh, fear, uncertainty, and doubt.
Yeah, it stands for something.
Manipulative propaganda tactic used in sales markets. I don't think that's what you were saying, though. You're talking about FUDs like dorks. I was talking about this. Oh, you said, I'm a FUD, though.
Yeah, FUD, F-U-D.
But you use that like as a noun? Yeah, they go the FUDs. Oh. Do I like Sigma? The FUD factor. But that's not what they're saying here. They're saying it's a factor. Put a competitor at a disadvantage, the FUD factor.
You know what I'm going off of is Sigma grind set channels where they go in crypto and don't listen to the FUDs.
So what I'm saying is that real hardcore gun enthusiasts look at guys wearing hunting rifles as FUDs.
It's both. Yeah, I get it. They're not. It's not just one thing. It's both.
Right, right, right. I thought it was. That's what I thought it was coming from. Maybe it's just like my limited.
No, all that libertarian crypto guys are kind of connected.
Oh, here it is. An old fashioned, unimaginative or pompous person.
It's both things. Oh, fuddy duddy. Somebody probably took the term FUD and made an acronym out of it. Do you see what I'm saying?
Right. And that's probably why they made Elmer FUD. It was probably already a term, and Elmer Fudd was a dork.
Gun people and crypto people go together, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's all people that are really into a thing. It's like coin collectors. Yeah. People are like, those similarities of people that are really into collecting things, you find them in everything.
I bet archaeology is the most interesting one.
Well, the people that, like, actually get, like, stolen shit. Like, they buy it from China. They have, like, Egyptian mummies in their house and stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
Making things scarce is the best. You know, like, diamonds.
That's a big market, you know, for, like, illegal artifacts. Yeah. Like, really, really rich guys in other countries, they like to fucking go behind back channels and get, like, Egyptian shit that was, like, ripped off from tombs. Especially that.
I mean, when you hear like Templar Knight stories of old, it sounds like Raiders of the Lost Ark stuff, don't it? It does. Like they were raiding the Lost Ark.
Yeah.
So that goes back. I like that de-dunking guy's channel because he's not like, you know, he's doing real.
He's great.
Yeah.
And he's coming on soon again by himself.
If I can learn something from your thing, that's all I want.
Yeah, no, that guy's great.
Yeah, like, you know, the guy that was like to Graham Hancock, don't talk about that. It could lead to racism.
Oh, this is Flynn Dibble. He's just, you know.
Flynn Dibblecoin, by the way, going to the moon.
I bet it's worth a lot. What is the Dibblecoin worth? But here was my question about the whole coin thing. Are they using real money? Is that $36 billion real money that they bought it for? Or are they using fake money? Are they using Shibu Inu coin to buy Trump coin? But you know what I'm saying?
So I was watching this thing on Shibu Inu coin when they were explaining that if you bought Shibu Inu coin in the beginning, like if you got $1,000 in Shibu Inu coin, at one point in time it was only worth $2, but now it's worth like $17 million. That's right. Like if you hang on there in the waves... You know, like if Elon tweets about Shibu Inu coin, that fucking shit will skyrocket.
And then you got, right? I might have asked him to do that when he was here before, and he didn't do it.
Look, here's the difference between- He's trying to make the system. JD's trying to Nancy Pelosi the crypto market.
Guess what? Because I bet you know people got a story about how they had a whole bunch of Ethereum or Doge or whatever, but then the place they bought the coin through was shady, and now they don't have shit. So here's the difference. We get our real money the same way through dark occult magic, okay? There's insurance on it, right? You get some more money.
So to regulate it, some guy like that FTX creep, they want to be in charge of it. This is a time-tested, oligarch way to do it. You go, this is getting dangerous. We have to regulate it, and then they control it, and then they're boss hog. They need to be boss hog of the day. So what you see now is a mafia shift. The mafia of people that used to know, what's his name?
He's at the McCarthy hearings, and he was pretending not to be gay, and he had AIDS. The famous guy.
J. Edgar Hoover?
The other one from the time that was friends with Trump. He had AIDS? He died of AIDS. It's a famous story. He prosecuted the people that stole the nuclear bomb secrets. I'm blanking on his dumb name. God damn it. The gay blackmail guy. Him and Hoover worked it out. Huh?
Is it Scarpa?
No, no, no. That's the mob boss that died of AIDS. Trump's friend, that notorious lawyer. Roy Cohn. Roy Cohn.
I don't know who he is. You never heard of Roy Cohn? I've heard the name, but I don't know who he is. Like, if you ask me, like, what does Roy Cohn do, I wouldn't be able to tell you.
My guess is Roy Cohn told Trump where all the bodies are buried. And I really got put onto this by dark journalists. I'm telling you, that guy's great. Daniel List, his name is. Because he's just the facts. He just gets the facts. Just the facts, ma'am. Yeah, and so Roy Cohn, the whole network that the whole pyramid scheme works on, which is blackmail, okay, Roy Cohn was part of that.
And Trump, you'll notice, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs. You know about who he slept with. Yeah, this guy. So you know who Trump slept with already. Like, I don't care that he paid that chick to shut up. Why would you even try to prosecute for that? Like, I'd give a shit. You know this shit, all these other motherfuckers. How creepy does he look? Okay, he wasn't creepy. He looks creepy.
So Trump is going in. They wanted Trump to run because then you'd have to vote Hillary. You remember the story. Right, right. Okay? And then Trump won, and it's like in Pulp Fiction when Bruce Willis wins and he shouldn't have. Right, right. Because you can't have a guy that you don't have blackmail on. The president doesn't have the highest security clearance, and he doesn't.
The president does not. He's supposed to, I thought, but he doesn't. And the excuse is, well, he's only there 48 years, right? Right. So already now you've told me there's a deep state with that. Just with that.
Right, right, right.
And now you're telling me that the president has not meant anything for quite some time. So there's secrets we don't get to know or vote for. And that's just how it is. And you saw men in black. Just trust them. They got Will Smith on the team. I don't like the way you're talking. This is for the good of the company.
Excuse me, country. Yeah, well, dude. The good of the country.
Even if you think like original sin, the whole concept of original sin, right? That's incorporation. That's like the liability is on all of us for the company. That's an incorporating thing. So everything's that. Look. Everybody's gonna keep putting money in these dumb coins.
Okay, and I'll bet you a Trump coin and which is bullshit He's got some real crypto scumbags hanging around him Larry Ellison I don't know who the hell is looking at that guy and thinking he should be in charge of anything Peter Thiel I've never I watch you talk to Peter Thiel I've never seen someone lie so artlessly and autistically in my life. What'd he lie about?
Oh, dude, I'm going to put this out about Epstein Island. Maybe just some guys were cheating on their wives. Yeah, maybe that's all it was, Peter. Some guys were cheating on their wives.
See, the thing is, he's a gay guy, and he's not interested in going to that island. So he's probably on the outs. And allegedly, I mean, I don't know. I don't know if he supposedly ever went.
That's not the only game in town.
Oh, I'm sure there's gay blackmail, but you can't gay, when a guy's single and gay, like, what are you going to get on him? That he fucks other guys?
See, that's why they didn't want gay marriage to be illegal, because what are we going to blackmail with?
Right, right.
If you could just be gay. Oh, that's right, worse things. We're going to have to make you do a lot worse stuff now that you can be gay. Right. And why are there still people in the closet in this day and age when there's a goddamn rainbow flag on every corner? That's weird.
Well, it's people that got trapped. So they've been lying their whole life and the social stigma of it in the 80s and 90s.
Yeah, aka the Intel community. You just described the Intel community. Right.
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There's no forgiveness, dude. So, look, here's the thing, like, you know, like Russell Brands into Jesus. You know, I don't know what's, like, true or not, but I do know the way the system works is perpetrator-victim forever, and that's the pyramid. And so you're going to have to forgive people. I don't want to forgive none of them people at all. So...
It will take a miracle from Jesus to make me feel like that.
I don't mind forgiving people I just don't think that they should be in the same positions if they were using their power to manipulate people and then something comes out about them that Shows that this is why they were doing it that person shouldn't be allowed to continue doing it and we forgive them They should find a new thing to do.
Yeah, and I shouldn't be in control of the rest of the country's life
Dude, when those files come out, the JFK ones, because how much is going to come out? The reason they overclassify, I think, is you don't need that much threads to pull to pull it apart. And much smarter people than me just do that all the time. And you can still find them. And so when these new files come out, here's what I'll bet. It'll be a lot of shit to go through. A lot. Oh, yeah.
I always think of that thing you told me, Judge Napolitano, about if you saw what I saw, you wouldn't release it either.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, I think I know what that means, but I don't, obviously.
What do you think it means?
Oh, I think it's Monarch, dude. I think it's part of Monarch. I hope it is. I hope they're going to get that off their chest, that MKUltra never ended. I hope we're going to get that off our chest. Because all UFO shit is directly with that. And I don't know which parts are the mind control shit and which parts are some kind of entity. And it's on purpose that you're not supposed to connect it.
But they're very connected.
Well, I told you my friend Evan Hafer's theory about JFK. What is that? So here's what happened. They don't clue JFK in on the bag of pigs until very late in the operation. And air support is critical for the survivor. The Cubans.
Yeah.
So he put not the Cubans, Americans, American special ops guys. So they send in the fucking most ultra violent best killers we have. But they have to have air support. Well, he pulls – JFK pulls air support, and those guys get fucked, and a lot of guys die that shouldn't have died. So those guys come back, and they're fucking furious.
And those are the type of people that you would hire to kill people.
Yeah.
Because they kill people already. So if you've got those guys and you've got this president that the entire special forces – division that went onto that island wants dead.
So you have thousands or I don't know how many people deployed in that particular operation, but you've got, let's say you got a thousand hardcore killers that want this president dead because their buddies got blown up unnecessarily. Yeah. Totally makes sense.
Yeah. I have a question because they are killers. How come they try to kill Fidel Castro 600 fucking times, which is kind of high. Didn't get that done. Only tried to kill Kennedy once, got that done.
Well, Kennedy was in a fucking convertible in Dallas and Fidel Castro was well aware, well aware that people were trying to kill him.
It's easier to murder your own people who don't see it coming.
That's true though, but Castro was, he was having like affairs with women who knew things. Yeah, he was James Bond, that motherfucker. Yeah, he was tied in to people that were involved in the potential assassination of him. He was getting inside information. That's why he didn't smoke the exploding cigars. They try to do like a cartoon. They give him an exploding cigar.
This is just public record, which blows me away. They're like 600. Because he'll tell you what a monster he is. I'm sure he was. I know if someone tried to kill me 600 times, I might become a monster. The first couple of times I might get different, you know? But 600 times, I might get kind of cynical. I might lose my shine.
Yeah, well, he was already a monster. I mean, he was already forcing a dictatorship on those people.
Monsters are measurement, and I want to know what you're measuring against. I hope it's not against us, because a lot of these guys come up smelling better when you measure them against America. Did you notice that? Such as George H.W. Bush and George W. and Cheney and all those motherfuckers. Look, hey, Gaza, what happened happened. I guess we're going to move on.
I don't want to hear about Russia or China ever the fuck again after that shit. I don't want to hear about Uyghurs ever the fuck again after the shit they let happen in Gaza. Go ahead, do the thing you're going to do and take our money. You're entitled to it, to do the murders you did. But don't come at me with that fucking... Moralism. The morals of the West bullshit ever the fuck again.
Because I'm going to tell you to go fuck yourself. That's all. Because there's nothing I could do.
I didn't do no shit. It is funny. It is funny that, like, George W., when he's sitting on the stage at the inauguration, I look over at him. He's clearly medicated. I would just guess. He's a Sirhan Sirhan if there ever was one. He's sitting there smiling. And look, there's all these memes online where he's, like, seeing things that aren't there.
But you have to be that if you killed a million people. If you killed a million people on a false premise, and then how do you sleep at night? Well, they medicate the fuck out of you, and you're fine.
But what about when you're kind of not a bad person deep down? How do we get people that aren't psychopaths to become secondary psychopaths, which is what they call a sociopath now? Because we need people to do murder... No, I want a joint. But, like, we need people to murder for us. And, you know, it's not that easy to compartmentalize that, okay?
Our whole public school system is based on how hard it is to get people to pull the trigger. The Prussian system, right? That Prussian emperor invented our schooling because 70% of his soldiers were, you know, they tell you those rifles weren't accurate?
They were missing on purpose. Yeah, they didn't want to kill people.
So what the hell? Oh, they were growing up in loving families and we got to fix that shit, right?
So separate them earlier. Yeah.
Before you get that brainwave that tells you reality. Okay. And then do you remember when suddenly pre-K, you know, outcomes of people went to pre-K are better. Yeah. Why? Cause you separate them from mommy earlier.
Exactly. Yeah. Do you know what happened with me? What did I tell you? I, um, I think one of the things that led me to questioning everything my whole life was that when I was, I didn't go to kindergarten. Um, Oh yeah. Okay. So I went to first grade. First grade was the first time I went to school. So I was with my family, this loving Italian family, you know, nice home. Catholic school?
Catholic school, first grade. And then all of a sudden, I'm being controlled by this nun who was a fucking ruthless cunt. It was the first time I'd ever been around a mean person. Like, I didn't have, like, mean people to me in my life. And this lady was just fucking openly vicious. She said she was going to make me sit on a nail in the closet. That's hot. It was weird shit.
You know, smack your hands. Yeah. She would hit you. They would do things. They would hit people in class. I don't think she hit me. I don't remember her hitting me. But she hit people in class. And I remember. Trauma bonding. As a six-year-old kid sitting there in that class going, okay, I know this is all bullshit. This is not what God would want. These people don't represent God.
Because I was really into God. My parents were getting split up when I was five, and I was really lost. And one of the things that I clung to was religion as a young boy. I didn't even really know what it meant, but I wanted to believe that there was a God that made something happen.
Well, you had formed the part of the brain where you have a sense of reality and fairness, right? That's why they need to get you young for boot camp. It's boot camp for kids.
By the time I had gotten to first grade, I had experienced enough bullshit that I realized that this lady does not represent God. This was just some mean, old, celibate lady. Yeah. And the whole thing was nasty, and the way she treated the students was terrifying, and From then on, I questioned things. It literally set me down on a path from first grade.
And it was because they didn't get me when I was four. They didn't get me when I was five. They got me when I was six. Yes. My parents had already split up. I'd already seen some shit. I'd already seen enough chaos to know that people are fucking not what they say they are. Right. I'd seen enough shit behind the scenes.
No, they got to get you. That's why it's so useful to have adults that care about Pokemon. You know? What? We keep you five years old, one part of your brain forever. Forever you're going to worry.
I think that's vaccines.
Well, okay. Look, it's not either way. It's like, oh, we noticed this effect from a chemical. Well, we already know public record. They dumped that cobalt whatever on black kids in Chicago. We already know the shit they're willing to do to you at any given time. So why, if you notice that some kids get autistic and they get savantism, why wouldn't you just see?
I mean, what was the point of bringing all them Nazis over after the war with all their great science if we're not going to test it out? And these fuckers think they can do that to you. They all think they can. I don't know if you remember the vaccine mandates, but there's an example of it. What am I in the military? I got to take a vaccine because I didn't sign no papers.
Well, we're going to nudge you if you want to go to work, dude.
But that's all a money grab.
Well, OK.
That's all a money grab. That's for a certain level. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's 100 percent what that is. That's selling the most amount of vaccines possible. And that just look at the numbers. That's worth hundreds of billions of dollars. Yeah, you're right. Hundreds of billions of dollars. That's a money grab. OK, but.
But here's the thing, if you don't mandate them and you have more people that are surviving and getting through it and telling other people it's fine, you don't need the vaccine, that cuts your profits in a massive way. You know, shit. A massive way. But that's all that is. You're looking into it too deeply. They're not trying to make autistic people. What do you mean all?
100%.
I make fucking cures. I bet if I made more diseases, I could sell more cures.
Well, you don't make cures. You make treatments. You don't want to make cures. Yeah, no, right. They openly discuss not wanting to have cures.
Okay, so you see how... So, openly, this is the thing. Because people will be like, oh, you're conspiracies. Dude, I almost never tell the conspiracies, I think. I tell...
Public record shit. You tell them in the green room and you freak me out.
Yeah, just so... And here's why I do that. Everyone I meet, because I just want to see... I just want to see... And you corner him.
He's this fucking giant. He lurches over people in the green room and he's like, oh, and did you know?
Well, one, because when then sometimes people say something so uninformed that I'm like... It is a triggering feeling.
But you have too much information, I think. I've been a friend of yours for a long time. And we probably met, what, 15 years ago or something like that? Yeah, in Canada. Yeah. How many years ago was that? This was a long time ago. Long time ago. And I've watched your- Comedy Attic. That's right. No, Comedy- Wasn't the Attic? Jimbo. Jimbo's. Jimbo's. Comedy Works. I'm sorry.
Comedy Works in Montreal. Yeah. Yeah. So over time, what has happened is you have, through doing the Jimmy Dore show, you got exposed to all kinds of really fucked up real conspiracies. Yeah. Yeah, the news. It's called the news. Yeah, but a real independent journalist, like Jimmy, who's also a comic.
Right, so before that, well, yeah, definitely, that's a big part of it. That was it. Conspiracy is almost like to relax after having to hear that.
Before that was Barry Crimmins, and Barry Crimmins used to tell me so much shit that I did not have the ears to hear, and he would bring up Nicaragua all the time and something Reagan did, and I'd be like... Barry was a political commentator in a comic back when nobody was. He was also the real deal with it. He wasn't a phony.
Oh, yes.
He wasn't a phony about it.
No, no, no, no. He was the real deal with everything.
We toured, okay? He wanted to tour me. The whole media tried to ruin me for a fucking month.
Yeah.
Which I always knew they kind of sucked, but what I didn't know was that they just make shit up completely. Oh, yeah. So that's the real first thing where I noticed there's a big problem. The previous thing where I thought there might be a problem was I had forgotten if we were still in Iraq. It had been some years. I was like, are we still doing that? It felt like I left the oven on, right?
Right. And I had to Google if we were in Iraq still. And then, so that disturbed me a little bit, but I mean, I moved on with my life, obviously. Then the media thing. And then on tour. And so Barry went on tour with me just to be seen with me because I was getting so much shit because he was a very leftist. He used to say, there's no left here. And I would go, you could have fooled me.
And he was right. So everybody's saying left and right here. What are you talking about? There's upstairs, downstairs. That's all there is. Dude, it's the same as the public school memos from your Rockefellers and Carnegies. They've written down the thing openly and said what they're going to do. Alex Jones didn't make up the new world order, okay? Alex Jones didn't pull that out of his ass.
George H.W., a thousand points of light, a new world order. Your best friend Bill Clinton.
Like ships passing in the night.
You didn't get none of the Clinton charm?
You just got the... I just got the demon behind the eyes. We just locked eyes with each other for like 15 seconds. The adrenochrome withdrawal eyes? He just looked over at me and we looked at each other for like 15 seconds, dude.
The idea of like... I mean, do you need telepathy to read his mind when he looked at you?
No, I don't.
But the thing that's funny is he looked at you almost like a fucking... You know, that chick that blew him that they would have ruined. If she hadn't saved that dress... We're going to be like, who saves the dress? Somebody that knows they pissed off the Clintons?
But also, you should know that your strategy sucks because you've got to have me on your side, you fucking idiots.
No, see, that's the thing. You're not going to them parties you're getting invited to.
No, no, I don't go to them parties.
Here's how they're going to get you. This is what I think. They're going to invite you to see a dinosaur be reconstituted.
They have invited me to see some things like that.
That's where they'll make their move, Joe.
Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to be tempted.
Hey, dude, if you want to show me you remade something cool, like, okay.
Yeah, I'm going to go. That's how they can get me. They can get me with science. You know, Barry Crimmins was the glue that kept the Boston comedy community together. And he was the reason why there was no hacks. Everybody was scared of Barry. I was fucking terrified of Barry. The first time Barry was nice to me, I was like... And leftist wasn't a hack.
You know what's great is like, where'd that go? You know, the guy that's like, Barry was far left, you would call him.
Well, he was far left, but supported American workers, American made things. He would like drink Budweiser, you know, like he would pull Budweiser out of his jacket on stage. He wouldn't drink foreign beer. He was a real deal and a really fucking beautiful person.
Well, you know how the left transition, see, it's all about transitioning, right? Nothing means anything. So what we do is take the meanings of words and we all stick our dick in it and gape the word until all the meaning slides out of it. So that's so nothing means shit. A vaccine don't mean whatever you thought a vaccine was a thing that makes you not get the thing.
Right.
That doesn't mean it's never been that. Oh, I didn't know. Well, thanks for educating me. Oh, we go. Don't worry. We change it in the dictionary. They did do that. By the way, don't do your own research. I'm never letting that go. I read that in Forbes. You must never do your own research. Can I finish this issue of Forbes at least? Do I have to put it down right now?
Why would you say that? Well, what's crazy about them saying that is all the things they were saying that were conspiracy theories, because this is all in regards, do your own research stuff, was all in regards to COVID-19. All the things that people were saying that they were calling a conspiracy theory turned out to be true.
Every single one of them, but yet no correction, but yet they still want to be the people that give you the news.
Hey, you know where the term tinfoil hat came from, right? I don't remember. Okay. Control all history. I can't recommend this channel enough. A lot of like recent history, but tinfoil hat. A guy named Leonard Kyle, K-I-L-E-S. He had patents on like Polaroid camera shit. Okay. He was a smart guy. Thought his girlfriend was cheating on him and he would fly into rages and was seeing a therapist.
Bad luck for him. This therapist was a CIA guy. Yeah. Delgado. Yeah. Those old things with the bowl where it doesn't charge because they're putting, it's a chip. You know, the brain chip has been invented a long time ago. So they put this in this guy's head without telling him, a brain chip. And then it turned him into, I mean, it just fucked him up, okay? And he ended up in a booby hatch.
And the pain from, you know, because microwaves have to be transmitted to his chip. So the pain of that in his brain made him put metal trash cans on his head because he's smart. He knew science things and what they were using even though he was in pain. And then they started letting him use aluminum foil around his fucking head.
So we get the term tinfoil hat from a guy the CIA mutilated and fucked up. And now we say it as a joke. Do you see how magic works? Yeah. What was the implant they put in on him? Oh, what was it called? The one they made in the 90s called Soul Catcher, which is ominous. Jesus. Yeah, Soul Catcher.
Right. That's what they called it?
I sent you guys. That was on CNET. I texted it to you, dude. They sent it to me. They probably got lost in that fucking scroll that you texted me. Hey, if you're worried about the new Elon chip, I got great news, guys. They don't need a chip to do their thing no more. They did it. Why do you think people go, what is this woke mind virus? Well, it's a lot like the COVID virus, a thing a guy made.
Why would you even work on something like that unless you were going to deploy it? The CIA verifies, oh, they did think it was a leak. Well, guess what? It wasn't a leak. I'll bet you it was on what I think it was on purpose because I don't know why you're fucking around with that if it ain't on purpose.
But why are you doing this gain-of-function research if you're not trying to find a cure? Because they clearly didn't have a cure.
A cure for a disease that doesn't exist yet? That's suspicious. Hey, how come all the new viruses that come out, the explanation, the not racist and good explanation that you shouldn't research, because that's how science works, obviously, by not doing research. They all come because some guy fucked an animal. All of them? Why do these freaks do this shit and then you get blamed?
So they go, so you create a virus in a lab. No, you probably ate dirty bat wings. Oh, okay. There's this pattern of these assholes do something and then it's blamed on you. And it's in everything, the sci-fi. How many times have I seen a goddamn sci-fi movie? Oh, because you humans with your war. Oh, yeah, I did that, motherfucker. Thanks, alien. Hey, thanks for picking me up and raping me.
That's what they do, right? They probe you. You wouldn't call it that if Puerto Ricans did it. Right? And then they tell you not to pollute. Don't pollute. And then they erase your memory so you have to pay for fucking hypnotherapy to remember not to pollute. What is the purpose of that? It was like a guilt trip for being alive. Hey, what's your carbon footprint, Joe?
Do you measure your carbon footprint?
Isn't it just a warning about the direction of the human race?
Oh, you know, we have a president and you could go to his house and stick your thumb in his asshole and give him that information since he controls the nukes and I don't. Why would you go to a farmer's house? And say that to him when we got all these leaders that are in charge of that. There's something that's fishy with that, isn't there? Oh, warning accepted. We got to stop being bad.
Yo, nobody wants these wars. That's why they voted for Trump. Nobody wants it. Only a few people want it. And they're the ones who seem to be hiding all the information. And I'm supposed to go, oh, they have to keep secrets. Like I'm a housewife being cheated on. Right? Everybody's Donnie Sandusky.
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He's sick of the lies, Kurt. He's representing the people. Dude, you know Lou Elizondo risked his career to tell us there might be something he might have heard and it might be dangerous. And there's a documentary and I'm going to see James Clapper on a documentary. James fucking Clapper. He gets an attack of the honesties about UFOs. Hunter's laptop, though, he's going to sign that shit, right?
Right.
But this fucker's going to tell me the truth now. So I don't think there's no, there's something. I know there is because you wouldn't be all like how they're being about it, but I'm sick of this J.J. Abrams mystery box storytelling, you know?
Yeah, well, there's definitely a lot of propaganda. There's a lot of misinformation that's going on, I think, purposefully to try to muddy the narrative. Why? I think it's ours. I think a lot of that stuff is, but I also think we get visited. I think that's real too. Yeah, I think it is real as well. I don't think it's as simple as one or the other.
I think one of the ways to kind of continue to hide it is to have our stuff and then eventually it leaks that we have advanced technology. But where did we get it? And what are we emulating? And are we in contact? And are all those stories? What's going on under the ocean?
Why are these things that have been documented that go 500 knots under the ocean, which is fucking insanely fast, that they can go from the ocean to the surface, outside, into space, back into the water? Documented stuff. We don't have that capability. So is that ours? Yeah. Or is that some shit that comes from somewhere else? Okay. Yes, they have it. Or is it a combination of all those things?
No, it's not ours. Yes, they have it. Did you understand?
Well, it's not yours and mine, but is it Raytheon's? You know what I'm saying? Does the government have... some sort of like top secret propulsion system that's 50 fucking years advanced from what we have now.
Everything they have is about that amount of time or advanced. And I'll bet now it's probably more because back in the 90s.
Yeah.
Oh, you sent me the thing. The beast system, the flying saucer that's a flying supercomputer that could spy on everyone and has those. It's called the beast system, which the level of significance of that is unbelievable.
Right. It's the mark of the beast.
Look, what's the – here, I'll be – Larry Ellison, I don't know if you saw his creepy-ass thing. He's like, yeah, we'll be watching everyone. If you're a cop, you can't do bad because we'll be – I go, you're going to be watching? Do I get to watch you, Larry Ellison?
Yeah, that was the creepiest thing, the idea that no one will have any privacy and that way everyone will behave.
Except for you, right, motherfucker? So what does God get to do? God gets to look at everybody all the time, but you don't get to look. You can never look at God. They're going to make themselves God. It's real easy. And the way you do that, the way these- They're Santa Claus. By the way, you know what set me off?
He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. Who wrote that? Some creep, CIA. I bet the CIA wrote that song. Really?
This seems like it's been around a long time. No, well, all those songs are all, see, you're going to school later, right, when you have a family where you feel like love did it. So you've already have established like a base reality. You know, they talk about base reality. That's what it is.
It's not so cut and dry as left-right brain, but you have a masculine-feminine side so that you have parents to properly pattern those parts of your brain.
Right.
And your subconscious is the input. It's like a network, the subconscious. So they want to get mommy or daddy out of the house, okay? So you have a single parent skull, okay? And then stick their dick in your subconscious forever. That's the goal. That's the child they're molesting is your subconscious. So, like, dude, to this day, I think bronies is not a natural occurrence.
I think a bunch of people that are on, like, Lexapro-type drugs who are autistic, okay, who are deprived of feminine contact, deprived of it. Yes. The kind of people that are going to know about science, and then when an Epstein character invites them to fuck paradise, they'll go. You know, like the ancient assassins, they'll go to paradise and fuck, and you control them. What? Ancient assassins?
You know, the assassins, that was what they do. They knock you out with hashish. Then you wake up in a garden with 72 virgins, all that bullshit.
Wait, you're confusing the shit out of me.
You don't know about that?
Well, I know that if you're a martyr and you die, you're supposed to get 72 virgins.
Well, that's the old, okay, that comes from the old man in the mountain, the assassin, the term assassin. It's in video games. The term assassin.
But you're saying this is like everybody knows it, right? Jamie, you and I are pretty balls deep in conspiracies. I don't know what he's talking about. This is historical facts. Yeah, I'm following along. He is everywhere, but I'm following along.
These are historical facts about assassins.
What did they do? It's a Sufi order of Islam. And the guy, they called the old man in the mountain. They show in the Marco Polo Netflix series. He goes to visit the old man in the mountain. And he had assassins. Like young men, you know, probably kid to like teen, and they'd smoke hashish. That's why it's called Assassin from Hashish. Really?
And you're knocked out on hashish because you never smoked it before you were a kid, right? Okay. Okay, and then you wake up in a paradise garden that this guy has filled with women that fuck you. And then they smoke some hashish, you go to sleep, you come out again, like that's heaven. you'll get 72 virgins in a garden in heaven. Okay.
This is like, it's more towards Shia, but I don't think Shia would, they'd probably call them a heretic. I don't know Islam too well, but that's what that's from. The 72 virgins is not a Quran thing.
Well, also it's not, it doesn't mean 72. It means like a fuckload. That's what it means. Like when you say 72, it's like if you have 72 wives, it's impossible to have that many wives.
That heaven is a kind of like a dick Valhalla, pussy Valhalla you get to go to. Right, right, right. Okay. But that comes directly from assassins. That's to trick young men into killing people. And so they would kill a guy and get killed doing it. And they had all these ways of doing it. It's a historical thing.
And they thought they were going to go to heaven and be in that place where they had all those girls.
So that's a very effective form of mind control. Right.
Right.
You know, if I can put on a show for you that you believe is real, you know, whatever it could be. If I put enough Disney magic into it, you'd believe anything.
Right. And if I have an island and if I can fly everybody in on private jets and you know you're going to party with Bill Clinton and Nobel laureates.
Yeah. And you get to take advantage of the kind of girls that go for you if you're a super nerd.
And there's other nerds there. There's other nerds.
Dude, think of these nerds, these tech nerds, the kind of women that go for them. They're either like... You ever see Real Genius with Val Kilmer? And there's that chick that wants to fuck all the geniuses. What is it? Real Genius with Val Kilmer. Is it a movie?
Yeah, from the 80s. No, I didn't see that.
Oh. Anyway.
Did you see it, Jamie?
I think so. But there was one girl that tries to fuck Mitch, the main character, because she fucks all the smart kids in the school.
God, Val Kilmer was a handsome bastard.
Yeah, he plays a handsome scientist. Perfect teeth. Good fucking movie, dude. Really? Yeah, I really like it. I saw it when I was really young. But anyway, that eugenics shit, we're like, we're smart, we should breathe. You know, just like some chicks like comedians, some like musicians, some of them like super nerds, right?
So now, let's say I want to control important things like a nerd's brain, and how do I manipulate a nerd? Well, I send pussy to him. I make him feel cool, right? I give him my island. And I mean, listen, it's probably easier than bullying Bieber.
Well, it's definitely the best way if you want to push a narrative and you want award-winning scientists behind your narrative.
We own the science, they said.
If you want to own the science, you have to compromise the scientists.
You're right. I want to ask. I like Eric Weinstein when he's on here because I'm always trying to listen when somebody's picking up. I want to ask. I watch Brian Keating all the time, and he was telling you that thing about why maybe there's no alien. It went nowhere what he said, but I do like him. But I want to ask all these nerds.
Who's paying for your scientific materialist nerd shit compartmentalized view that you have and your respective expertise? Because here's where we're at. All the experts told me women have dicks and they told me a gene therapy was a vaccine. We don't trust the shit that you went to school for, like the pat on the head Nobel Prize horse shit. The Nobel Prize.
Is there any more worthless fucking joke of a prize than the Nobel Prize? You got to be a mass murderer to get one of those. Do you know the history of the Nobel Prize? Yeah, because some fucking, yeah. So some rich asshole could ease his conscience. But I don't even think it's for that. I think it's to control the fucking.
But no, no, no, no, no. The guy, there was a false obituary. They made a mistake and thought that he died and they called him the merchant of death. in the obituary because he made dynamite. So to whitewash his image, he decides to have a prize that he gives to the brightest minds. So his name now gets associated with the most high-achieving brilliance. Yeah, it's despicable.
It's kind of amazing, though, because the Nobel Prize is the gold standard. That's the thing that everybody thinks. Oh, he's a Nobel Prize-winning scientist.
It's amazing if you thought it was shit, but once I learned that, I was like, oh, this ain't shit. It's another sweater on a dog. Here's your pat on your head. So why are super genius people this fucking stupid? They're just a little pat on the head.
They all want status. They're just human beings. They all want to be the best of their group. They all want to achieve in a way that they get awarded. That's why everybody in Hollywood wants an Oscar.
They want to have an Oscar on their mantelpiece. I mean, the programming is so obvious when you look at it for two seconds, how you're trained from birth to be a fucking pat on the head dog. And you're trained to like, you know, that's why Temple Grandin knows how cows think. It's useful to have people that think like cows. Right. It's so useful. You control how they breed.
You could tell them, hey, you guys are all gay now. I don't want you breeding. There's too many people. You're all gay now. Oh, I am. I am. Yeah, you're a different sex. Imagine how great that is to have, what do they call it? What was the term from the program? Bioprogrammable biorobotoids, I think is what Kissinger called them. Yeah, that's all the MKUltra shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What? That's what he called people that were under the spell of MKUltra?
Something like biorobotoids. A robot means laborer. Right. It's just a way to get slavery. It's just a way to get back to good old slavery, which never left.
Well, the experiments that they did with drugs on people, that's literally what created Ted Kaczynski. And do you remember the one where they did it in St. Louis? Yeah. I think they sprayed it off the top of a building.
Yeah. They didn't even use a chemtrail. They did it off the top of the building on the blackheads in a building just to see. But wasn't it LSD? No, that's San Francisco. This was cobalt. But wait a minute. I don't remember. It's cobalt something.
It's radioactive. Oh, that's right. It was to judge whether or not they would be poisoned. And what level of poisoning they could survive.
It sounds Nazi-ish, don't it?
Super.
I wonder if Dr. Green was involved. You know who Dr. Green is, right? Mengele. One step at a time.
Yeah, we brought Mengele here. Before you go down, Dr. Green, what was that experiment? Someone told me there was one where they sprayed LSD into the atmosphere.
That's San Francisco?
No, no, no. San Francisco was pneumonia. St. Louis, Doris Spates was a baby and her father died inexplicably. She has watched her siblings die of cancer. She survived cervical cancer. Learning the Army conducted secret chemical testing in her impoverished St. Louis neighborhood in the height of the Cold War, she wonders if her own government is to blame.
In the mid-1950s and again a decade later, the Army used motorized blowers atop a low-income housing high-rise at schools and from the back of station wagons to send a potentially dangerous compound into the already hazy air in predominantly black areas of St. Louis. Local officials were told at the time that the government was testing a smoke screen that could shield St.
Louis from aerial observation in case the Russians attacked. But in 1994, the government said the tests were part of a biological weapons program, and St. Louis was chosen because it bore some resemblances to Russian cities that the U.S. might attack. The material being sprayed was zinc cadmium sulfide.
Cadmium, that's what it was.
Cadmium sulfide, a fine fluorescent powder. Yeah. Oh, yeah, the Russians have black neighborhoods, I guess. Fucking jerk-off motion. Right. But if she's saying this, she must have some reasoning. Do you have weed? Yeah. But her report released last month was troubling enough that both U.S. senators from Missouri wrote to Army Secretary John McHugh demanding answers. Wow.
Oh, yeah.
So the San Francisco one was a disease thing. Find that, Jamie. The San Francisco one, they were spraying pneumonia into the clouds. Oh, good. Yeah. Well, I'm sure they've stopped doing things like that. Yeah. What was the San Francisco one? I think they had the fog coming in and they wanted to see if they could distribute a disease that way.
And so they spread a disease aerially to see how many people were infected. How many was it? I don't know. What year was that? What year was it that they did that? I want to say that was the 80s.
I can't look up MK Ultra. It's got to be something else. No, no, no.
San Francisco experimented with diseases on its population. Try that. What do you got? I mean, they just did it to you a couple years ago.
1950 was the 80s.
Okay, United States after secretly spraying San Francisco with SM. What is SM? In 1950, 11 patients at a city hospital contracted serratica infections, one of whom died. The Army deemed the outbreak a coincidence and continued to use SM as a simulant in subsequent open-air tests. Operation Sea Spray. That's it. Operation Sea Spray.
That's it.
Okay, so a bacteria. So U.S. Navy in 1950, U.S. Navy secret biological warfare experiment in which ceratia, marcescens, and bacillus globuli. globigil, globigil, bacteria were sprayed over the San Francisco Bay Area in California in order to determine how vulnerable a city like San Francisco may be to a bioweapon attack, killing at least one American and sickening at least 10 more.
Imagine, let's find out how we could be vulnerable to a bioweapon on our citizens, and to protect them, we will use a bioweapon on our citizens. And we will kill people.
Yeah, well, so that's the attitude is you're cattle.
That's the attitude. Based on results from monitoring equipment at 43 locations around the city, the Army determined that San Francisco had received enough of a dose for nearly all of the 800,000 residents to inhale at least 5,000 of the particles. This is within range of the infectivity for anthrax.
Isn't anthrax a cow disease?
I don't know, but it's... It's a cattle disease. Is that what it started from? They tested cattle diseases on their cattle. Get it? Jesus Christ. The bacterium was also combined with phenol and an anthrax simulant and sprayed across Dorset by U.S. and U.K. military scientists as part of the DICE trials that ran from 1971 to 75. Jesus Christ.
There's no evidence that the Army had alerted health authorities before it blanketed the region with bacteria. Crazy. Doctors later wondered whether the experiment might be responsible for heart valve infections around the same time, as well as serious infections seen among intravenous drug users from 1960s to 1970s. Hey, I want to hear a fun one.
You know about Kuru? Kuru? No, what's that? You know, the cannibal disease you get, supposedly, from New Guinea?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ever see that creep, his BBC interview, because he was a raging pederast? No. Dude, this is another creepy ass thing. The disease is called Kuru? K-U-R.
Is that Jakob Krutzfeld?
Yeah, put it. Jamie Deluxe is how he says his name. Jamie Deluxe.
So this is a prion disease, right? This is the same thing as like mad cow disease. Right.
So the guy that discovered how it works. Isn't this just nature's way to keep you from eating people? Well, this guy uses nature's way to do things with boys. And he's interviewed and he's going, no, they all jumped in my bed. I mean, it's batshit. When you go back and look at the sci-fi visionaries and the tech visionaries, boy, they really have a lot of weird things in common.
which is boys, or Schrodinger like girls. You know, the Schrodinger equation from Schrodinger. Like young girls, you mean? Oh, he kept a diary. He believed women shouldn't be educated past the age of 12 because their brains don't form past that. I'm going to paraphrase the great Schrodinger. What? And you might as well be with them while they're hot because they don't get any better.
You know, they're as smart as they're going to get at 12. Yeah. Schrodinger. Really? Marvin Minsky. What do they call him? The father AI? He's big Epstein.
One at a time. Let's start with Schrodinger because this is fucking freaking me out. Schrodinger wrote that? What year was that? Schrodinger's cat. What year was that?
Yeah. Dude, I don't even know. It goes back a ways. Oh, there you go. The cat is out of the bag. This is in Forbes. Oh, Forbes. Can I read this? It might be doing research. Is Forbes okay if I- Austrian physicist Erwin Schrodinger was a pedophile. Yeah, go ahead. Look at the article. Really? You don't have any more free Forbes articles for the month?
Why don't we have a subscription to Forbes? We should probably have one just for the fuck of it. I don't mind paying those monsters.
$74.99 to find out who's a pedophile.
Well, listen, man. You got to know. You got to know. Don't you think that there's some place for some journalism still online? Of course there is. But is there hope for these people? Is there hope that the Washington Post, New York Times, people like that can turn around? The companies?
Yeah. I think Alex Jones should buy CNN.
For today, they went by on a paywall, too, for their articles.
Yeah, dude, look, the CIA was always deeply mockingbird and all that shit, right? Here it goes. But once Obama signed Smithmont Modernization Act, dude, they're deploying troops into the media. Do you understand?
Right. Explain that to people. Explain that because we've talked about it before, but it was a big moment. It was 2015, right? I thought it was 14, but- Whatever. It's a blur. It was in that range.
The world ended in 2012. That did happen.
They legalized propaganda. Yeah.
Yeah, so it used to be illegal to propagandize your own, the CIA, you know, but the CIA works in other countries. They're not Americans. Right. Well, after 9-11 and now they work here and then Obama signed a thing that they can propagandize citizens. So that means through the media.
Yeah. Legally.
That means bots on your Twitter. They got deployed on Twitter and shit. Yeah. And so.
Well, not just bots, but it might be most of the discourse.
Yeah, what they call the dead internet theory. It's not dead. There's living. CIA. Yeah. The U.S.
repeals propaganda bans, spreads government-made news to Americans. What? Government-made news is great. Where does it say the date? The phrase government-made news is amazing. You live in China. With any other job, if you've been wrong so many times, you would get fired.
Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?
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See details at 8sleep.com slash rogan. How is that legal to propagandize American citizens with lies? Not only that, but you don't have to tell people about it. So it doesn't have to go through an approval process.
If you tell people about it, you should go stay in Russia because we're going to try to kill you. Yeah. Yeah, you can't tell people about it. People still hate Snowden. There's people who think that that guy did something wrong on any level. Yo, the oath is to you, me, not to the fucking- But here's what it is, is that you don't-
And it's not saying you should never have intelligence agencies. You should have intelligence agencies. The world's a dangerous fucking crazy place. But also, you got to have rules. They should be accountable to somebody. Well, you have to have rules. And one of the rules should be you can't turn that shit on us. That should be the rules.
You shouldn't be working in conjunction with a specific party and your set goal is to establish a specific candidate. And so to do that, you are going to use propaganda on the American public for a particular candidate that's running for president in the United States of America. You are going to decide to lie and use propaganda and it's legal. That's crazy. You're supposed to do that in Guatemala.
You're supposed to do that in They're supposed to be. First of all, there's not even supposed to do that. But that's that's what we think you're doing. Well, you think you're overthrowing governments in other countries.
I just don't think about it too much and move on. I'm watching Landman later tonight. It's a good show. Yeah, it's episode five. Well, I like it because it gives you a real education from the petroleum industry. Who pays for it. By the way, I'm not against, but I don't think that oil is even scarce now. I used to think that, and then I saw that Colonel Prouty thing. See, here's what happens.
Once you get to gray beard times, that's when you're an idiot that doesn't know anything all of a sudden, right? So Barry, who told me all this shit, that I was like, all right. Now I understand what he was telling me, all this stuff. But now I've already aged out of the demographic of who gives a shit what you had to say.
You know, I read a book in like, God, it was probably like the 90s called Black Gold Stranglehold. It's a crazy book. I don't know if it's even been disproven because this is back in the days when I wasn't really reading things on the Internet. I was just getting stuff from actual books. So I didn't like research whether or not this book was bullshit.
But essentially the theory was that oil is a natural process of Earth. And it regenerates. And that's why some wells that used to be dry now produce oil again. The idea that it's a property of earth that we're tapping into and it's not as simple as like this is a finite resource.
Yeah, like diamonds. No.
Sort of, but diamonds take millions and millions of years to make a diamond.
But there's not a shortage.
They artificially— Right, well, that's true. There's not a shortage. So if you do that for diamonds— But what I'm saying is the Earth is not replacing diamonds all the time like it's replacing oil. Right.
Yeah, no, you're right.
The theory is that Earth—because Earth has a finite amount of gold, right? It's a shockingly small amount of gold.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What they know about, they actually just found some new gold in China, so that might change that because they just found a huge amount of gold in China, like an enormous discovery. But the amount of gold physically, they've showed it on like football fields. It's crazy. Really? It's like a football field of gold that's like 10 feet high in the whole world.
But gold has a very unique property. What is it? In that you could take a tiny, tiny piece of gold and coat this entire table. Gold can be spread insanely thin. That's why a lot of things are gold-plated. It looks like gold, but it's not gold. It's like steel. But then over that, they've got the thinnest layer.
And the more amount of gold versus steel is like 18 karat, 24 karat, the purer the gold is. But pure gold in a form of coating things, that's why they paint ceilings with it and shit. Yeah, right. Yeah. You can get it insanely thin. It's a super, super unique metal. How heavy, even a thin layer of gold, like how much heavier does it make something? Oh, it must make something much heavier.
Gold's so heavy. But what's really fascinating is that gold doesn't serve any functional purpose to evolving man. But yet in that time period, it became the number one source of currency. In the time period before we were able to make steel and before people had electronics, gold way, way back in the day was the thing for no fucking reason. There's all these other things that look pretty.
Why did we decide that this kind of metal?
You told me why. Because you can spread it thinner. You know how Tom Cruise has to learn to read with Play-Doh? What? You know, in Scientology, he has to play, you have to model a thing.
Oh, Play-Doh. I thought you meant Play-Doh, the philosopher. I was like, what? No, Play-Doh, the... I'm so interested to see how you're going to tie this around to gold.
Well, it's like that's a child play with Play-Doh. That's the metal that's the easiest to work like a child.
Yes, it is. But it just doesn't make sense that people would be in the time where you needed a sword. Why would you be willing to trade a piece of shiny, useless metal for something that's functional that's going to save your life?
Because if I'm creative, right? Because all this shit is the endless battle of priest versus king. Now the engineers want in. But the guy that figured out how to work the gold and read and write and do that, then they started breeding the kings themselves. That's what Egypt is.
I think the better version of it is the Anunnaki version. The Anunnaki version is that human beings are the product of accelerated evolution and we're essentially designed to mine gold for this alien race that needs it to protect their environment.
Because you can smear it all over the environment.
This is in Zechariah Sitchin's The Twelfth Planet. And so what he said is that the Sumerian tablets talk about how their atmosphere was eroding and that they needed to spray gold at their atmosphere to maintain their atmosphere. What's crazy about that is this is exactly what these fucking eggheads are talking about doing today by spraying reflective particles in our atmosphere. Yeah.
Well, because that anarchy shit's from their cult. Gold would be the perfect metal for that is what my point. You can get gold dust can get so fine. Yeah. It's a very weird metal, man. It's weird.
You know, I know.
It's weird that we are so obsessed with it and it doesn't really, other than like conductors and stuff like in electronics, it has a function like later in life. But way longer, way, way back in the day when you have jade and emerald. Emeralds and all these other things that should be super valuable as well. Why gold? Why does that become the number one thing that everybody agrees we have to have?
Because you can make it into shit and say it's magic. No, no, no, no, no.
You can make an atmosphere or a nice gold chain. It's not enough. It's not enough to make everybody kill people for it. It's no hawk to a coin. Yeah, but you're talking about this happened at the time where people had animal skins on. You're talking about the time where people regularly just wore animal skins and made all their tools with flint.
Is this before Noah's Ark?
I don't know what you're talking about. When does gold start being a currency? I'd like to know. 700 BC. 700 BC, roughly.
You know what I like, the story I like of, you know, because you always hear about the Book of Enoch now.
Mm-hmm.
And so they name, like, the different, you know, angels that... The thing of accelerating evolution, if I read between the lines of that with my cynical eye from the COVID times, I look at that as we did bestiality experiments. That's how I read that. If you read like Bale cycle and all that kind of shit. Yeah.
I don't want to get off track here for a second though. So this was 200 BC. So that's 2,225 years ago, right? Yeah. That's when they first started using it as currency?
Roughly 700 BC.
But I thought they use it as currency in like Mesopotamia too. I thought like those kind of expensive coins.
I thought it's like associated with the sun and shit.
Well, they know that there's Roman coins that are thousands of years old, right?
Isn't it sun-related to people back then? I thought that's the official thing. That gold was sun-related?
Look, I'm not saying that gold isn't... Like, anything that's rare is probably valuable to people. That seems to be a thing. Like, we like limited edition things. Like, people like... They specifically like things that are hard to acquire. Like, we were talking about, like, artifacts earlier. That's part of the thing. I'll bet with gold and Trump shoes... Okay, here it goes.
5,000 years ago, Mesopotamia. Okay, they stamped silver and gold coins to pay armies. So, it goes back further than that.
Oh, it's...
So the earliest known mints. The Mesopotamian Shuggle. They emerged. Okay. The first known form of currency emerged nearly 5,000 years ago.
Not necessarily gold, though. It was just currency. It could have been made out of whatever.
Oh, you know what? Didn't they have currency that was also like beads?
Yeah, this was saying in that other article.
So then they switched to gold around. So it is the same around the same timeline. Gold became the first accepted wide thing.
I think the first currency is blood. That was the first currency was blood.
Okay, so it doesn't go as far back as I thought. I thought that would make sense why we're so infatuated with gold. Well, I don't give a shit about it. But the Zachariah Sitchin thing, what's interesting is he wrote about that in the 1970s, and then scientists in like the 2000s started proposing it as a solution to our eroding environment.
Yeah, it's interesting, isn't it, that they have, because he's a wild fringe theorist, and yet, this is why I ask scientists, why do rich people, the ones that pay for you to be a scientific materialist, all your specialized knowledge, they believe in fucking Zachariah Sitchin shit? Do you ever ask yourself that? Why do they think that?
A lot of people don't believe in him, though.
Okay, here's what I do. That's why you got to read Joseph P. Farrell. I told you, that guy's great. Because a very interesting thing about Sitchin, his background, okay? He got into it from his antiquing or something. He's in Rockefeller Center. It's like, who funded him doing all this? On a Rockefeller Center. I'll give you a hint. It was Rockefeller Center.
So that motherfucker was definitely into that shit. You know? That shit? Yeah, like Shirley MacLaine. Here's an example. Shirley MacLaine used to be like the Atlantis celebrity, right? Oh, yeah, yeah.
She was one of the first famous ladies to go a little nutty.
Well, see, that's how they frame it. Oh, remember that one time that happened? But actually a bunch of these people are like that. And they're smart enough not to jump around on a couch like Tom Cruise. They're smart enough not to do that.
Right.
Such as Nelson Rockefeller. So, dude, if you want to get power, okay, it's not that you believe necessarily in anything, but what's the thing that might get me power? And I'll do anything. Yeah.
She claims to have lived a past life in Atlantis two million years ago.
Wow, so she dates in a two million.
She says she experienced memories of this past life while filming the 2016 movie Wild Oats and the Canary Islands. McLean wrote about her experiences in her 2016 memoir, Above the Line, My Wild Oats Adventure. What does that mean? Was she banging? Was she on a sex tour? Is that what that means? I don't know what that means. Sewing your wild oats is a sex story.
But if you know actresses, how many of them are out of their fucking minds? So this is not shocking that someone would say they lived in Atlantis two million years ago. Two million years ago, we weren't even people yet.
Well, first of all, that's not how she remembers it, number one.
Right, but we know that, right? So this is why she's just a kook.
Well, Shirley MacLaine says something different. She had a dream. She had a very vivid dream. Okay, so actors, as you know, especially like method acting you hear about, where they go in character and they're gone, right? So how do you develop a talent like that? You have to be able to dissociate out of your fucking body.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure.
So that's how you get those kind of memories.
Well, you probably have a detached connection to reality when you're a really good actor. Because you're so good at becoming this other person. It's almost like you're throwing yourself into another body, another soul, another life.
Yeah, you'll see people that are religious make it like they're possessed by a thing. But I don't see really a big difference.
They get possessed by a character. Like Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood. Yes. That guy is possessed by that character. I bet he created a past for that guy and had moments.
He was cobbling shoes and thinking through the fucking there will be blood guy. Out of his fucking mind, yeah. Yeah, but so that's what a lot of stuff is, is you just take the power of that.
I know, but you went on a long, circuitous route from Zacharias Hitchin. And I want to go back to the Zacharias Hitchin thing because I had that guy Wesley Huff, who's a Bible scholar.
Yeah, I saw it.
Very interesting guy. Yes, I think he is. Very, very intelligent guy. He doesn't believe that Sitchin could really read Sumerian.
Oh, yeah. You were telling me that no one can read Sumerian.
Well, this is what he was saying. And this is a guy that speaks and knows many languages and is a legitimate expert in ancient Bible texts. In Aramaic, he was explaining the difference between Arcadian and Sumerian.
cuneiform he's a legitimate language expert and he said i learned all these other languages but sumerian was so hard it just doesn't work i just couldn't figure it out and he said i don't think that zacharias hitchin could read it i think a lot of people say they could read it and they're lying he says i think there's very few people that can actually read sumerian text who can
I don't know.
I'd like to ask him who can do it. I mean, there's courses you can take, but he says it's insane to grasp because it's not connected to any other languages. He's like, there's a lot of these languages that are similar to other languages, and you can find patterns in them. He's like, it's so nuts.
So when even we're getting a translation of the Epic of Gilgamesh, which was in, I think that was in Arcadian, right? Arcadian, yeah. Arcadian, brother. Yeah. That's before Sumerian or after? After they conquered Sumer and their languages sort of intertwined, he explained. But who the fuck knows? No one even knows what any of those words sounded like. No one can say it out loud, which is so nuts.
That language is so gone that you can't say it out loud. So when someone like Zechariah Sitchin comes along and he has detailed explanations for all the things that happened and that this planet called Nibiru had these beings called the Anunnaki who come to Earth and they genetically engineer humans and they knew about our solar system and all this...
I don't know how he's getting that because other people aren't getting the same thing. And there's a website called SitchinIsWrong.com. And so I don't even know if this guy's right. This is the problem. I think this stuff is so weird. Yeah. The earliest versions of the origin story of humanity are so weird that I don't think anybody really totally understands how to interpret them properly.
I think there is lots of little groups that think that they have the ancient knowledge of it.
Right.
And it's almost like a Scientology Xenu scam.
Right, right. You're right.
What do you call it? Mystery school. That's the ancient.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
So all that is is a religion where I don't tell you what the belief is until you're in too deep to not believe it.
Right. It's like that movie Going Clear when the writer, was it Paul Haggis, when he gets to the top levels and then he reads the fucking handwritten notes.
He's like, what kind of horse shit? Dude, so how I got into looking into that shit was I was like, okay, really wealthy people. I don't mean, I don't think Elon's the richest man in the world. I mean like the real, like trillionaires. Like what's their, what is their Scientology that they're into? I just want to know that. And it's very similar.
Scientology is almost a knockoff light version of the real thing. So they make it like, oh, it's the most sophisticated brainwashing. No, it ain't. It's just one of many. It's just one of many.
Well, I think for a lot of people, it helps them become successful. I think having a religious framework helps you become successful. I think it's one of the keys to these Dagestan fighters in the UFC. Yes. Yeah, they're so religious and devout that they're so disciplined. They don't deviate from the path at all. And because of that, they just keep winning.
Yeah. So my question is, who gave these priests back in the day the sheet of passcodes of one weird trick to get in her pants? That's some kind of ancient knowledge that these motherfuckers have. And, oh, I'll tell you another great channel is Windows on the World because this dude was talking. You know Wallace Budge, the guy that supposedly Indiana Jones, I guess, is supposed to be based on? No.
Oh, well, Malice has the book. It's Egyptian black magic or something. It's all about crowd control. And so all the pharaoh headdress, all that ridiculous shit they wear, there's a bunch of priests that are inbreeding. It's almost like Dune. In Dune, the Bene Gesserits were breeding the fucking people. Right, right, right. That's that.
And you spend your whole day preparing for your death as the pharaoh. And if you actually read the Book of the Dead, it's like three amigos. It's like then the burning bush and you shoot your gun in the air. Remember three amigos? It's ridiculous. It's busy work. So you've got an OCD culture now that you've got to do this and this and this and this for when I get to cross the river.
Niall and the crocodile man asked me the three questions. They would just do this pointless homework. Okay. And the priest controlled that. So I want to know where the priest got the method of control from, because I think that's what the big secret is that the Templars got is how to control crowds.
And I think that because it's so obvious, like all the sports is that everything is a little pattern thing. To, like, just keep you on the wheel of Samsara forever.
That does make sense if you're talking about, like, the Egyptian story of, like, going into the afterlife and all that stuff. Like, they have it all mapped out. We got all the information. Relax. Go to work.
Yeah. And then, meanwhile, the priest – and then, so, this guy had a great – I think his name is Mark Windows. Anyway, he had a great – something he said I thought about a lot, which is – Akhenaten, when he introduced monotheism, here's a way you can look at it.
the industry of all these gods of polytheism had gotten so bloated, like the government had gotten bloated of priests where you're worshiping every little rock, right? And he was like, hey, look, we know there's the main god. He's like trying to cut government down. That was his big crime that they buried him backwards.
And his weird-shaped head, yeah, he could be alien, or they could have inbred him like a Habsburg. I don't know if you know what happens, but people start to look like fucking aliens after you inbreed them enough. You know? And then you tie their skull up or whatever the fucking weird shit. So I think his big crime was crossing the deep state of his time, kind of.
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I kind of think that, but I think that what I want to know is who are these people that have, they know the weird trick to do this and that, and they think that they're entitled to do it all the time. Like, what is that religion?
Well, I think anybody that's in power thinks they should stay in power. Like a mayor that's getting voted out. They think they should stay in power. Everybody who's in power wants to stay in power because that's the game. The game is to get to the top. The game is to get to the top where you're the one who gets it. Ladies and gentlemen, the mayor of Dallas, Texas, Bob Smith.
And he gets up there and says hi to everybody. It's the mayor. It's our mayor. He wants to stay that guy. The Koreans call it squid games, Joe. Have I told you about Hot Tool Coin? But that's what it is. It's just a normal thing. And once you're in power, you want to stay in power.
And that's what we saw during this whole election was that the people that were in power, we got to see it wasn't even the guy. We thought it was the guy. We thought the guy wants to get in power, so he's got the staff. People are like, that's OK. It wasn't even the guy. It was the people around the guy that we didn't vote for.
This is crazy. If you're like a more sophisticated, like NPR type fucking loyal Democrat, that's the kind of people that know that and think it's good. Like, no, it's who he has around him that really counts. Oh, the ones I didn't vote for?
It's so crazy to say that a giant group of people that can easily be manipulated behind the scenes are now in control of everything. And they just slide executive orders into front of this senile man who was deemed not fit to stand for trial.
Well, that's what the problem with running a pyramid scheme is, you know, you're recruiting narcissists, sociopaths, the people that really succeed.
By the way, every talk about Hawk to a coin. Is that what you meant?
Well, what I like about Hawk 2 is strictly for Sigma grind set alphas.
What about Melania coin? Yeah, coffee?
Dude, how wouldn't I get some Melania?
Cheers, sir. How much do you think Melania coin is going for these days?
Probably a lot. Yo, if Trump keeps promises, I'll bet the coin will go up.
This is the way they'll compromise me. They'll come to me with a JRE coin idea, and they'll explain to me. There's still NFTs out there, dude. That was the best one. That one was like, you can't do it. You can't explain it to me in a way that makes sense. The only thing that makes sense is Beeple, because that's an NFT, but it's actually digital art. Beeple? That guy.
The guy who made the GigaChad. The Elon Musk that's jacked. If you haven't seen that, it's amazing. We should probably have that on the desk again. Was it distracting? Is that why we took it off the desk?
It's only ever been here.
Really? Yeah. I thought we had it on the desk unplugged when he gave it to us. Maybe, yeah. Yeah, you're right. It never was on the desk. But also, that's the Shibu Inu.
Oh, I see.
Yeah. Wow. That Shibu Inu coin, how much is that worth right now? This is what we were talking about before, that if you put $1,000 into it when you started, it's worth like a shitload of money now. And I'm like, is that real money or is that like... Dogecoin and this coin and fucking meme coin. It's all magic, Joe. Right, but that's what I'm saying.
Like, is the $36 billion that bought the Trump coin, is that real money? Or is that a bunch of, did you sell Shibu Inu coin to buy the Trump coin? Did you trade it in Trump? I mean, what is that?
Like, what's going on?
well if you do i mean look but is that ultimately good is it ultimately good to have cryptocurrencies that aren't no one's in control of maybe they're all volatile and crazy and moving all over the place but it's not a central bank that's dictating the interest rates and telling you what you can do you know what i mean it's not something okay let me ask you this how how can i check to see that it's not controlled look at these giant spikes when people just fucking cash out 2021
So 2021, it was worth how much?
$7?
No, no, no.
That's a 24-hour volume. There was $8 billion traded that day.
Okay. So what is it worth at that time?
I mean, it's .000000645 cents. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So why did I read that thing about people that you bought at a certain point in time?
If you bought here, which was January of last year.
No, I think they were saying if you bought at the beginning.
It just depends on what day you buy. If you bought this date, you're fucked.
But if you bought $1,000 worth at the beginning, what's that worth now? Can you calculate that? No, I don't know. I don't know. It's a lot. The point was, in this stupid thing, was they were just talking about the volatility of these meme coins, how crazy it is, and that some of them actually proved to be profitable. And so the question is, we have so many of them already.
What's to stop people from doing it? I could see someone saying it's unbecoming for a president to make a big money grab and start a meme coin. That I could see. I see that argument. But my question is, who's allowed to make them? If you have a Shibu Inu coin and a Doge coin, you have a Hakutou coin, how many of them are there? Let's find that out. How many meme coins are there out there?
And what's the rules? I'm not saying that anybody should or shouldn't be doing this. I want to be real clear. What I'm saying, what is going on here? And how easy is it to make one of these things? And can anybody do that? Yes. Yes. Anybody can do that. So isn't that fucking weird?
And is that weird and bad or is it weird and different or is it better than having a central bank that's controlled by something that's supposed to be the Federal Reserve, but it's not federal?
Okay. So you brought up gold, right? So here's the phases of magic. First gold is alchemy and then dollars, which is sigil magic and now conjuration where we conjure it out of nothing. Right.
Right. You can make a coin. And if you're the president, you can make a coin. You make $36 billion off that coin in a day or two. Or it's worth it. Or it was, and it went up and down.
That's where it gets real tough because he can't cash out. If he cashed out, it would fall apart.
But couldn't you use that money that's in that account to get loans off of and stuff?
You'd have to use it that day while it's still that valuable. And a smart person wouldn't do that.
But imagine if you have Trump coin. Let's imagine. I'm not saying that anyone's doing this. But let's say we do a JRE coin, and the JRE coin is worth $3 billion. And we decide, okay, we're going to take some of that money and not sell the coin, but use it as collateral for a loan to build a $2 million new studio.
Not for that, but essentially that's what the projects are supposed to be for. They're launching a coin almost as a fundraiser, as a new way to be like a – a stock, but it's just not, it's not a stock.
That's what Trump, that's what they're saying.
Okay, well that makes sense. Everybody's got their own plans.
That does make sense because then you're essentially crowdfunding the organization and as long as he's not selling the coins, the question is like, when does it become a problem? Like, first of all, no one's making you buy into this. So it is what you say. It's legal gambling. Because you're putting money in thinking you're going to get more money.
You're going to be able to find a moment where you're going to cash out. And I know a guy who got fucked doing that. where his guy sold it at the wrong time and he lost a shitload of money.
Oh, I think you're going to say he got cheated by the coin wallet he was inventing. No, no, no, no.
He got fucked because he was trying to cash out and he missed it.
Look, you're just not backed up. If something goes wrong, you don't have the backup that you supposedly have with the other one. That's, to me, the main thing. But at the end of the day, you're going to be part of the new Technocracy Inc. energy currency. You know Technocracy Inc., the Canadian currency?
Techno, where the guys wear gray suits, and the whole thing was you're gonna have energy credits. You always hear, and it splintered into a lot of things. That's the one Elon's grandpa was in, where they gave people number names that sound like, remember he said, can't name numbers? XH, they would do that. Yeah.
But his grandfather left the guy's – the guy was like kind of a phony and a loser, the main face man of it. But you still hear – the Technate, you heard of that?
No, but isn't that a weird thing about people is that there's always – it always – In every fucking stretch of the earth, someone figures out like a system where there's a group of rules and laws and there's gods and it controls people.
Because human nature is not good or bad. It's programmability. And so the first guy to figure that out is the guy that got to be the first priest, I bet. Maybe he didn't figure it out. Maybe somebody told him. Well, that's how you turn someone into a soldier. That's how you turn them into whatever you need. That's why we have the Prussian school of school. The teachers aren't there to know.
You're like, oh, these teachers can't even pass an English test and they teach English. Well, just so you know, the system was set up not for them to know shit. The system was set up with psychological things. So whatever rich guy is in charge that week, that's the – so remember Common Core that everybody – all the liberals complained about Common Core. Oh.
I don't have kids, so I didn't know how bad it was. But that's the Bill and Melinda Gates are going to be educating you now foundations fucking thing. And it's all psychology. They don't give a shit if you learn anything. They give a shit if you're going to be a problem. And the reason I know is they wrote it down openly. John Taylor Gatto, all his books about education. Unbelievable.
If you thought the Fauci book was interesting, wow. Really? Yeah, John Taylor got – he wrote a good essay called Against School. And so the history of it – see, people get old and die out. You got a new generation of suckers born that don't even remember, right? Right. But, yeah, there were people shooting at the feds when they instituted public school.
The whole idea of having someone like Rockefeller figure out the education system is so wild.
Carnegie helped.
Don't think it was an autocracy. Right. There was a few people involved. A bunch of plutocrats. They had a design. And that design could have been different. And who knows what we'd be like if it was.
But here's the other thing.
I think there's some aspect of school forcing you to sit in those classes. Socialization. Forcing you to pay attention. But there's some aspect of that that really gives you the motivation to not live that life.
Well, that's how I felt.
That's how I felt.
I went in, when I went to school, I already could read. And so I was more fully, how you describe that thing? No, I was still pretty, I remember like crying because I couldn't get in line. I didn't know the deal.
But don't you think that's what makes like musicians, comics, artists? That's what makes, it's like the resistance to want to be in that world.
Oh, you know what I think it is? It's like, you know when they'd say how foie gras is made? It's only bad foie gras is made this way, but all the geese are like this. And they're just force-feeding poison into them to make their liver soft. It's just grain. They're giving them grain so they overeat. It's not how good foie gras is made at all. They treat them well or it wouldn't be good.
Okay, but do you know that the ducks actually walk over to the feeder? Do you know they gravitate? They want that to happen because they want to have full bellies. It's gross that they do it the way they do it. But the ducks want it to happen.
No, I know. But look, I'm just saying the imaginary way.
Bourdain told me that. I'm like, no way. He showed me a video. I was like, this is crazy.
Dude, Village Voice had an article years ago about it. And the guy was like, look, if it was different, I'd tell you. But I'm telling you what I just saw.
Yeah.
But we're not in that good system. We're the ones from the story like this. And they force poisons in you. And then sometimes you lay golden eggs. Ugh. And that's what it is. You're a medium. You're a big, like a water balloon filled with blood. You know how they make snake venom where they bite the horse and they use the horse's hormones to make? Well, people are good.
That's how we probably invented medicine was using people with venom and then taking their fluids and making drugs out of it and shit. Why yeah, you never heard of this?
What are you talking about? How medicine was invented? Well, it was mostly the the Rockefeller method was they were using oil, right? Wasn't that like he converted? Yeah pharmaceutical drugs to a petroleum based a little gold in it wasn't that like his did yeah under his direction I
Oh, yeah. No, that's... Dude, these eugenics didn't come from the Nazis. It came from us. It came from our billionaires. And they're real into it. Right now, RFK Jr. is having his hearings. Oh, dude, he's interfering. Again, New World Order, not Alex Jones. That's the thing they said openly. Bill Clinton said it. You could tell who the whole gang is because they all said it.
Then they change it to the rules-based international order. Every stupid, like, parrot phrase, I can never get out of my head now. Do you know what I mean? Like, going back, Iraq, the terrorists go to the sound of the guns. That fucking shit about why Iraq was a good idea? Because instead of attacking us, the terrorists will attack the soldiers in Iraq. Right.
Ah!
Democracy's on the ballot. Democracy's on the ballot. Democracy's on the ballot. And then if I've been pre-primed properly... with some good MK retard programming, and I hear democracy on the ballot, I react differently than like your old people that still watch CNN who are just like, I heard democracy's on the ballot. I might be triggered to go Sirhan, Sirhan.
Remember all those guys that went to kill Trump? Remember how weird they were?
The guy with two different color hair. Well, the first guy's the weird one, because the first guy had like five phones, His house was professionally scrubbed. There was no silverware in his house. He had no online social media profile, and he was 20 years old. Yeah. And he was in a BlackRock commercial.
And there was some sort of metadata from a phone that traveled from outside of the FBI offices in D.C. to him on multiple occasions.
Those folks were behavior modification therapists. Is that weird? I mean, I don't want to tell tales out of school. Yeah, that's odd.
It's a girl. I mean, that guy was the perfect Lee Harvey Oswald. They'd scrubbed his past. There was nothing there. But you know how nutty that is if he pulled that off? We're in an alternative timeline. We're in an alternative timeline. Seems like the same old timeline to me. No, no, no, no, no, no. The timeline took two big shifts. Mark Andreessen brought this up, and I think he's totally right.
The first big shift was Elon buying Twitter. That was a big shift. The second big shift was that bullet missing Trump. Those are giant shifts. Okay. Different timelines. Because then he wins. And then when he wins, and then now he's trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.
Look, it was all foretold in the Illuminati card game. I don't know if anybody knows about that card game.
Did you see that thing that I sent you? I think I sent you, Jamie, where they were explaining how this new technology's mapped out 55,000 NGOs. Did I show it to you last night?
Yeah, it looked like the galaxy.
Yeah. It's so crazy. What's an NGO? Non-government organization. So that's the shadow government. So the government is funding non-government organizations. This is what's nutty. So fractal technology maps...
Previously hidden connections between 55,000 liberal NGOs revealing how tax dollars allegedly flow through major institutions like Vanguard and Morgan Stanley to groups like the Chinese Progressive Association. This breakthrough tracking system can now monitor every dollar going to every NGO, exposing intricate funding webs that traditional tech couldn't detect.
Example, Black Voters Matter Fund's $4 million distribution network was invisible until quantum mapping revealed dozens of subsidiary organizations. The unprecedented mapping reveals a previously hidden web of financial relationships. So if you look at this crazy web of financial relationships and what is being done with all this money, it's just like shell corporations.
It's like this convenient way to hide where all the money's coming from. And then this was a big part of what you were saying, like how much Kamala Harris spent in the $1.5 billion. A lot of it was to groups. A lot of it was to NGOs. Literally gets their payout.
The most egregious example, whether it's true or not, we haven't been able to substantiate that celebrities were paid to endorse her publicly.
It just looked like it from their faces and how they performed.
Well, also, like, it looked weird. Like, the Beyonce thing was weird. People thought they were going to go see Beyonce perform and Beyonce talks for 10 minutes and makes $10 million.
Hey, have Beyonce and don't have her do the thing. Have her tell you her feelings and then leave really quick.
Yeah, have her tell you how to vote without singing. But also, it's like, did you really do that? Like, did you really? Once more. Yeah. Did you really fucking pay someone? Is that legal to pay someone to endorse you? That seems crazy. It sure is. To get a famous person. It's one thing you want to endorse a Toyota. It's just my truck. I really love these Toyota Tundras. They're so reliable.
It's an awesome car. But it's another thing to endorse a political candidate and to be paid for it openly. That seems crazy.
Well, but we're fighting against Trump. Don't you understand Trump?
50 Cent turned down Donald Trump's $3 million offer to perform at Madison Square Garden rally.
He still wants him Chelsea Handler blowjobs. Still.
yeah that's how i read that so i guess what this is saying is that the republicans do it as well but this isn't endorsing him this is just performing i hope nobody has party loyalty uh here because you are a chump if you do you cannot go by the look we don't even know what a woman is how do you supposed to know what a republican well also that's not like a good audience for 50 cents to be clear he said it on a radio show and afterwards trump official or people on the campaign said that that was not true but
Oh, yeah, you have to also figure in they might just be saying bullshit. Boy, I'm getting sick of that.
Yeah. Well, someone knows the truth. There's got to be paperwork. You know?
Yeah.
There's got to be paperwork.
I mean, I love the constellation. We had to use a quantum computer to figure out. Would you see planet planet Biden family over in the other quadrant of all that money? Oh, dude.
So weird that it's legal to just flow money. And I think that's a part of this whole spending freeze. Right. Isn't that a part of this whole government spending freeze?
Look, I could believe that it's so out of hand that you had to invent an AI to figure out how much money is being stolen. Right. I can believe that, but Richard Grove from Grand Theft World Podcast has drawn a map of the connections, and his are like, they're not like a cult or something. He just did all the research and has a map of it, and you can see all the little groups.
They really do multiply like that. They fractal.
That's wild. It's just so wild that there's so many of them they do multiply and it creates this like Ecosystem of people that are there to support a very specific thing because their livelihood depends on a pyramid if you will Yeah, and well, this is another thing that did did this happen or did someone propose?
Banning federal workers from posting on social media and this was to prevent astroturfing The idea was they'll get around it. But this is the idea. The idea is there's no federal funds can be spent on
paying a federal employee and that federal employee then pushes propaganda wait but i thought we have um you know military to do that for us but the idea is they're going to stop political parties from doing that they're going to say that you can't do that anymore so you can't you can't AstroTurf. You can't like send a bunch.
You have to hire a bunch of people that send a bunch of things and you're paying them because they do pay social media influencers. You know that, right? They've offered to pay people to endorse.
When I Google stuff about the hat shack, it keeps popping up.
In general, all federal employees may use social media and comply with the Hatch Act if they remember the following three prohibitions. On duty or in the workplace prohibition, employees may not engage in political activity while on duty or in the federal workplace. But they can do it when they get it home. I think this was something that Trump proposed. Oh. So pull that up. Yeah. Trump proposed.
Trump's first order, hit workers, construction, AG, federal, no. See if you find anything on that. Because someone was talking about it last night at the club, and I said, I got to find out if that's real. That sounds crazy. And they were saying that it was to prevent astroturfing. But if you say that federal employees, including, like, congresspeople, they can't... AOC can't post on Twitter?
That's crazy.
Get rid of the FISA court. Here's some things on the list that I hope that he's going to do. I hope the FISA court thing that Tulsi had to be like, no, I'm for it now to maybe get appointed. And I think they're not buying she's for it or something. I don't know.
Don't you think that the solution is that Of course, everyone can post on social media because you have to be able to explain yourself. And to limit someone's ability to explain themselves while they're a federal employee, that's a weapon that you could use against somebody. So they all have to be able to. But they should probably have to only post with their site. That probably should be a law.
Like they can't have sock puppet accounts. They can't have bots. They can't hire a bunch of people to post stuff for them. That should be the thing.
If you're in that Smith-Montt Modernization Act deployed to do that, you're just compartmentalizing it so this one group can't do it. But don't worry. The intel community is still going to do it.
This is the question. Should there be a law against hiring a bunch of people to pretend that they're regular people and post stuff for you? You know, I mean, should there be a law?
I guess I have to go over it. Look, I hate dishonest motherfuckers. So my knee jerk reaction is, of course, there should be.
Right.
But I'm sure like with every goddamn thing, like when I was really for the Patriot Act, because I was such a patriot, it turned out it wasn't about patriotism. It was about spying on you.
Right. I found this is nothing about a band, but this is something along the lines of what you're saying. tweet about something like this. What is it? A subreddit called Fed News found that active worker daily activity on their subreddit is high during the middle of the day. Oh, they're working from home? Is that what they're saying? Paying federal employees to post on Reddit.
Make them come to the office. You'll fix half of that. There's screenshots.
Go back. I couldn't see it. Federal workers posting their strategy to clog up The works in revolt embodies exactly why the U.S. population is so eager to jettison so many of them. I don't know how true this is, but. Well, I'm sure it's. Well, there's a lot of people that are complaining about having to go back to work.
The act of simple sabotage. I mean, it's like these people don't need to read it. You've lived it yourselves. Go back to that.
What is it saying? The act of simple sabotage? Yeah, you've seen how to like. Put it up again. The CIA has you covered with their art of simple sabotage manual. The main points can also be found here in case you would rather not be accessing a sabotage manual hosted by a spying organization's website when said organization is now part of whatever the hell this administration is.
Oh, they were good before.
To summarize further for anyone too lazy to click either link, organizations and conferences insist on doing everything through channels, never permit shortcuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions. Make speeches, in quotes. Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your points, in quotes, by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences.
When possible, refer all matters to committees for further study and consideration. Attempt to make... How wild is this? Yeah.
This is crazy. Well, that's an old manual that they're passing around online now. It's been out for a while. And see how it accurately describes everything that's going on around you?
Advocate caution, be reasonable, and urge your fellow conferees to be reasonable and avoid haste, which might result in embarrassment or difficulties later on.
Wait, I thought the Soviets were doing this. This is so crazy. Yeah, remember the speech about the Soviets demoralizing these motherfuckers?
This is like another Reddit post about federal workers or something like that.
And that's what I was trying to... In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs first. See that important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers.
Oh, boy, this works really well in the fire department. This is so crazy. The L.A. Fire Department really can use this info. Is this real? Yeah, this is old, though. You didn't know about this? What is it called again? It's like a manual to overthrow countries for the CIA.
I'll try to explain. I understand. Comments on a post that someone even commented on another post, and that's what I've got to figure out.
Right, but what is it titled when you click on the first one? Yeah, that one. Supervisor told us to stop posting on Reddit. The CI, no, the Simple Sabotage Act. Oh, that's not... The Art of Simple Sabotage Manual. But this was the manual. So what we're reading is straight from the manual. The Art of Simple Sabotage Manual. It seems like a way to clog up the gears of society.
And look, if you're a George Soros type character and you're funding these ultra-liberal progressive DAs to leak crime back out onto the streets and be as lenient as possible... That would be a way to do the same kind of thing. Yeah, such as him. The same thing as keeping the border open. Don't check no one. Let the gangs in. Have sanctuary cities where you don't even arrest the gangs.
How much do they got to do it on purpose before you figure it out? Well, it seems so on purpose when Trump cleans it up like that. That's when you know. That's when you know. The Art of Simple Sabotage. So this is on the CIA's website. So Jamie, now your computer is fucked. I can't believe you clicked that link, you son of a bitch.
Dude, they tell you this stuff they do all the time. That's the thing. Nothing is classified. I mean, it is, but it's not. They tell you. They tell you.
So they were teaching people to do their jobs badly. OSS, it's like when you're on a union job and they're like, hey, slow down.
It's all the mafia.
Everything's mafia.
Those are mafia tactics. Rules for Radicals. You ever read that book?
Yes.
Glenn Beck used to bring it up, but the way he made those people fart a lot in the theater. It was like the end of dirty work.
Yeah, this is really interesting. Telephone. At the office, hotel, or at telephone switchboards, delay putting calls through, give out wrong numbers, cut people off accidentally, or forget to disconnect them so that the line cannot be used again. Yeah, we have AI to do that now. They were doing this way back in the day, trying to make things work shitty. It's demoralizing, isn't it?
It's demoralizing, and it keeps people from figuring out that you're doing something.
Yeah, if you live in East Palestine, Ohio, I bet that was pretty demoralizing.
What a fucking bizarre world we live in that this stuff is being revealed now for the first time in mainstream life. Because all throughout history, if you were talking like this, if we were in the 80s and you were talking like this, you were a fucking crazy person.
Yeah, well, here's what's funny. The term conspiracy theory, lest we all forget, came out of Alan Dulles at the CIA after they murdered JFK. Yeah. And he told his minions in the press to keep saying conspiracy theory. Yeah. So that's where we got that from the... I mean, that's mind blowing.
Yeah. And people didn't want to be labeled a fool. So you didn't want to be labeled a conspiracy theorist. And so it shut down the conversation.
Did he should tell that to the judge when he goes in on his Rico? Your Honor, this is just a conspiracy theory. How come that's a crime you could be prosecuted for? I call it a collusion theory. Remember they started saying collusion because they burned the word conspiracy. So they had to say Trump because what you're accusing of is conspiring with Russia.
But they had to keep saying collusion because they made that term suck for intel purposes. Right, right. And every time they change the brand name, so UAP, it's because they go in the water. We have to change it. Do you? That's why? Yeah.
No, it was the word got muddy. Yeah, the word UFO got muddy.
Who muddied the word, by the way, again? Refresh me on who muddied the word.
Oh, you assholes. No, a lot of things muddied that word. The people in charge. But UFO was also muddied by crazy people. I know. They're useful to help muddy waters. Listen, man, they do it on their own. There's a lot of people that do it on their own.
Well, okay, once you tell the first lie, yeah, all kinds of speculations are going to happen. Why the fuck are you allowed to keep these secrets, motherfucker? No one's supposed to go, oh, it's a complicated world. Yeah, lying does complicate the world. That's true.
A lot. That's true. If they do have secrets, that's true. But what I'm saying is that the UFO stuff was muddied up with the same reason why the Loch Ness stuff was muddied up. It was like people that got high at parties and annoyed the shit out of you with Nessie stories. You're like, enough. You're a fool. You're wasting all your time paying attention to something that's not real.
2017.
Oh, good. So we got prepped for maybe some disclosures. Yeah.
I think that they needed to do that in order to slowly leak what they already have.
I want to know how they're going to tell anybody anything because here's why you got to keep a secret for a long time. The secret's real bad. So... How am I going to tell? It's like somebody's cheating on their girl with a horse or some evil shit.
You were lying to Congress. So if you lie to Congress, you're in trouble. They own Congress. But this is the thing. If it comes to a trial and it gets exposed, some people get sent down the river. Some people get sacrificed. That's probably what happened with Epstein. Of course.
People get sacrificed. Hugh Hefner made it to the end. People get sacrificed. He's a good operative. Boss Hogg served with distinction. Yeah. You know Boss Hogg was CIA?
Yeah, you were telling me that last night. That is so crazy.
He spoke five languages. He went to Yale.
Boss Hogg for the Dukes of Hazzard. He played a moron.
Yeah, and it was Strom Thurmond and somebody else he didn't like. That's the voice he was doing for Boss Hogg. And he's wearing a padded suit. He's not even fat, I don't think. No way. He's a bonesman? Boss Hogg? Skull and bones, you mean. Yeah, he was skull and bones. Yeah. I think it was Vietnam he served in.
Find a boss hog on the Dukes of Hazzard.
Nobody says, I've never heard any bad MK shit about him ever, by the way.
Are you allowed to play Hogan's Heroes on TV? Because they have a bunch of swastikas. Swastikas? Are you allowed to? Yeah.
I mean, Chase Bank has a swastika, so why can't they? Here, he was...
You know Chase has a swastika for a logo, right? What? Hold on. Hold please. One step at a time. You're scattering on me. Brooke was fluent in English, French, Japanese, Spanish, Russian, and Italian. Holy shit. They also said that he fussed with a half a dozen other languages such as Arabic, Mandarin, Chinese, Dutch. Persian, Polish, and Swedish.
One of his hobbies was moving into and restoring rundown houses. In 1981, he lived in a modest home on a modest street in Los Angeles where he did his own gardening and carpentry. He called his Boss Hog character despicable, but enjoyed meeting fans of the show. Guy did not like Strom Thurmond. Despicable.
5'6", 185.
Oh, that's crazy. Well, actually, that probably... Oh, he wore padding to seem fatter. Just Google a scene, Boss Hogg on Dukes of Hazzard. Let's watch a scene. He was definitely a little fat.
I think Bob Odenkirk got his impression of Southerners from when I used to watch Mr. Show. I think he was doing Boss Hogg. I might be wrong.
My question was, you can't show the Dukes of Hazzard anymore because of that fucking General Lee.
There's just some good old boys never meaning no harm.
Detroit Assembly Line. Let's see what colors you got here. Oh, orange. I like this. That's good. What's this one? Blue. That's pretty. What color you got here?
Ah! Ah! Bread! I hate bread! Look what you did to me! Hey, boss! Hey, boss! Listen, boss. I just come in to report that... Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! What a horrendous gunshot wound. How come you're still standing? All right! Which one of you cutthroats done shot the boss in the gizzard, huh? Will you hush up, you doo-doo? That's just paint! What? See? Hey, that's just paint.
This shows you the evolution of culture, because that might be one of the dumbest scenes I've ever seen in my life. It's amazing that this was a popular show. He's mocking a guy he doesn't like with that voice.
I know, but the show's terrible. It's so bad. Go back and look at all the 80s movies you ever watched, and the messages are kind of strange.
But that show, that show's so bad. Like, at least that scene in that show is so bad. But the point is, because of the General Lee, because of the Confederate flag, they pulled it off of television. Yeah, right. So you don't see it anymore.
I heard Bill Cosby bought it so you couldn't watch it. He did that with something, right?
The little rascal supposedly. I don't know if that's true or not. I don't know if that's true or not either.
Look, all these rich people, they get to a level like you're Rockefeller. We have PR thanks to Rocket because nobody liked that motherfucker, and so they invented PR to help sell him. That's why we have, who's your favorite billionaire, right? So you're like, people hate Elon Musk. I'm like, oh, which billionaires do you like? Are you like Gates? Yeah. Bezos? Yeah.
You should pick one like a feudal lord, and you should serve under them and fly their banner, and you could do it with these great—now, I serve Hoctua coin. I don't know if I brought that up, but my lady, Hoctua. The programming is so obvious, and Disney's not going to be woke anymore. We're going to go back to Bavarian fairytale. It's all Nazi shit. Every single thing.
The programming is the Prussian school. We brought Nazis after the war. They helped us go to the moon at NASA, right? Yeah. Was everybody just moving on from that? You think they shot JFK because not Nazis? Like, CIA is covering for Nazis, and if JFK gets rid of the CIA, who's going to protect the Nazis? You don't think they would, these super smart guys?
Well, I think there's a whole bunch of factors, like we talked about with the Special Forces guys. There's a whole bunch of factors that wanted to get rid of him. Yeah, shell companies. He seemed to be doing a lot of the same kind of things that this administration's kind of doing, like trying to clean house. They tried to shoot Trump twice? Yeah.
That's what's nuts about the whole JFK story is that he openly talked about getting rid of the CIA. I know.
Looking back now, it feels kind of stupid that I thought they didn't kill him. Now I'm like, why would I think who else would have done it? Like, maybe it's the mob. Maybe it's the something like, oh, it takes a village, you know?
Yeah. Why would you only have one guy do it? Especially back then. Like back then, it was so easy to keep a secret in comparison.
Well, how did how did what's his name? Lee Harvey Oswald get out of jail? Russia with his, the daughter of a, what is it, SVU? So their intelligence agency, military intelligence, the daughter of somebody from that.
Yeah.
Who the hell got him in and out? Well, that's when we worked with Reinhard Galen from the SS. Remember when we, all that Project Gladio shit? Mm-hmm. Pretty much everything. Everything you hear about the devil's chessboard in that book, that's when we merged with the fucking Nazis. But they were like good WEF Nazis. Do you know what I mean? They think globally. They act locally.
Well, it's all fact. Operation Paperclip is a real thing.
Well, we should forget about it and just not connect it to anything, I think. I think it would be best if you didn't connect things.
It's funny that people don't want to admit it. It is interesting. It's interesting that it puts so many other things into question.
Yeah, well, now that I don't believe in God, I got nothing. So I got to believe in this forever, don't I? Now that I know I'm a scientific materialist, I know there is no God. What else can I rely on except the promise of transhumanism one day? I will be a robot man. These fucking weirdos say this shit. Uh-huh. There is no name. Dude, I'm watching bad fad on here. Go. There is nothing.
There's no essence of anything. It's all like not, you know, just name it and claim it. I'm like, do you know how insane that is? What just came out of your fucking mouth? But they think that.
And he told you. intellectual gymnastics. They're just doing intellectual gymnastics. They're playing around with ideas and they think they're smart enough. Their ego is so silly that they think they're smart enough to take in a logical thing and promote it as logical because it makes them look like a contrarian or like an abstract thinker.
Well, how do you make your money?
You make your money by being a bullshit artist pretending to be a rebel.
If I'm a Bill Gates that's just so concerned about the health of the children of the world, you know? I mean, he's a good guy and wants to help. It's not just about the money. It's about my fucking pharaoh's tomb I should have. I'm going to fucking get people like that that care about the money, and they're going to be under me in my little pyramid of money.
Isn't it interesting that we always know that that has been the case throughout history, but we don't want to believe it's happening with the elites of the world now. Like in our minds, we want to separate the people of today from the people of the past that did the same thing over and over and over and over again throughout history.
Hey, I don't want to believe I'm bald, but guess what?
I got to wear a Hawk Tua hat wherever I go.
Name it and claim it. So you were saying that the Hot Tool Girl has gone missing? No, I don't think she... She probably hasn't posted online. I think now's the time to get in. But Jamie was telling me she's supposedly missing. But it's like when Suri Cruise was missing.
Didn't she make a statement saying she had no idea what the fuck was going on? Like she didn't understand...
Yo, CoffeeZilla had a thing about it. Like the dude, DJ Hollywood or whatever, he's married to Howie Mandel's daughter. He's known for starting these up. So it's like a George Foreman grill. George Foreman didn't invent the grill. They're like, this is your grill, George Foreman.
That's what they did with Hot Tua. How many different crypto coins are there, Jamie? Did we find that out?
It's honestly, it's innumerable. I want it to be dead ass. Innumerable. I said it again. So it could be a million? Yeah. We could start 10 right now and they could all be called the same thing.
Now, do you like boy hot to it?
How much money are you putting behind it? But this is the thing. It's like if you're a crazy person that invested in NFTs. I am. If you're one of those people that gets in on these things, like why wouldn't you get in on this stuff? It seems like some people are probably – You're probably better now. Just like some people are professional poker players.
That's exactly it. There's a coin called Fartcoin that started up. It's like a billion-dollar market cap. Can you text me that? But how it was started I was trying to get into was someone turned on to it like an AI, maybe two AIs, and gave it some parameters, and it created this coin. And so then someone launched it.
Oh, that's the thing my buddy has launched.
Now it's worth a billion dollars. But why it's that is all the parameters and the project and everything it's supposed to do and what they're supposed to do is all laid out here on this website, which almost all of them I think you're supposed to have that.
Okay. But. Here's the big question, though. Where's the money coming from? If it's worth a billion dollars, is that real money? Has someone spent a billion dollars?
Yeah, someone fronts a billion. In theory, if you think there's a billion to start, someone put a billion.
Is that true?
Yeah. That doesn't come from nowhere.
Wait a minute. Really? So you can start a coin, but you need a billion dollars of real money? That's the pump. Jesus Christ. You've got to pump before you can dump. So it's actual money or is it crypto money? This is the question. I was saying, does the Trump coin, did people take their Shibu Inu coins and buy Trump coins? It almost doesn't matter.
Wait, wait, wait.
It does matter because if you put it on your American Express card at the end of the month, you're going to have to pay.
In order to do that, you have to make, in order to do what you just said, you have to go through an exchange to exchange it into a coin. Right. But then you're exchanging.
You know, you sound like poor dad from Rich Dad, Poor Dad. I've never watched that. Oh, well, Rich Dad says go into debt. That guy's a billionaire in debt. You've never seen Rich Dad, Poor Dad? No. His real story is so much better than his fake story. It's so interesting.
Here's my advice. Don't go into debt. That's what Poor Dad used to say. Real freedom is the ability to do what you want when you want to do it.
My Rich Dad told me only poor people work. You only have one dad, right?
It's part of the deal, too. I think Trump's done something about a billion dollars. Like, if I owe you a billion dollars, it's your problem.
It is. And can you say he's wrong? And that's why I look... Yeah. Oh, my God. Well, some of these are bumping dumps, but I say Hawk, too, is a keeper.
That's the weird thing about getting wealthy is you have to meet other wealthy people.
Yeah, and so imagine, like... And hang out with them. It must be fucking weird.
It's so weird. Yeah. It's so weird because... I'm pretty normal. I'm pretty much the same person. Well, we'll get to you. I'm a better version of who I used to be. That's what I strive to be. That's what I think I am. So if that's the case, what is the draw of being a part of these elite groups? Because people want to be a part of this. You want to be in the secret media.
To get as much power as possible.
Yeah, you want to go to the conferences and speak at the conferences and be around all these other rich ballers and rub elbows with all the elites.
Have a drink. And then you wake up and I show you a godfather. Your liver's on a train. Or you're in a tub with another kid. Yeah, and now I own you, motherfucker. And then now you're, oh, how'd this person just start singing a different tune out of nowhere? Right. How much of that you seen? Right. It's really odd. Almost as if somebody had something on him, isn't it? A little weird.
It gets weird. What happened to Bernie? That's a broken man. I wonder what they did to him. Didn't he just tweet something ridiculous? He better or else something's going to come out he don't like. That's how I take it.
He tweeted something ridiculous. I read that. I was like, this does not even make logical sense.
All these people saying shit that makes no logical sense. If you're motivated, you'll say the shit that makes no, if you're properly motivated.
One of my favorite things was when the Bernie people were mad at Bernie for making money off of his book because he made like a million bucks off his book. Yeah, right. They're like, oh, you're a part of the problem now.
Yeah, no, his part of the problem happened in legislation, not in the book part. That's pretty honest, actually, the book, because most of them get paid out the ass.
I think the idealistic perspective of what he was trying to do makes a little bit of sense.
Yeah, well, that's why they pick a guy, and he's the guy that's allowed to say that. But he ain't going to back it up.
Well, they were worried that he was going to. They were worried that he was going to be able to make it into the actual White House, which is why they sabotaged him in the primaries.
Yeah.
They were worried. But don't worry. He would have thrown it. That was my first attacks when CNN said that my show was sexist and racist and transphobic and homophobic. Yeah, you know those Bernie bros.
That's a real thing.
Oh, that's a catchphrase. A Bernie bro. Right. You turn him into a scumbag. You turn him into like, or a clown. A Bernie bro.
Well, you get an identity. See, identity politics, the great part of that is you can take, instead of talking about shit that matters, you know, the economics, let's say. Right, right. You can talk about shit that doesn't matter, which is your outer shell. Yeah. And you can pretend, and you can turn the superficial into the most, and that's where we live now. Yes. In MK retard land.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, gold, I can see how they start using gold. It works.
Well, it's not as old as I thought it was, which kind of throws my whole fucking theory into a muncher.
You can't spell gold without old.
That's what we say in the gold business. It still doesn't make sense to me that even thousands of years ago, we all agreed on these stupid metal coins. But it does make sense that you kind of need something, like if it just logically...
They probably had a prehistoric Jekyll Island where the cave JP Morgan and the rest of the boys met. And then they're like, we're going to use gold from now on. You know, it used to be salt. They used to go to war for salt. That's why I never believe, and I think it's not true, about salting the earth to make crops not grow. Can you imagine you're Roman and you got done with the battle.
All right, we're going to dump. That's your pay. Can you not dump my paycheck on the earth?
The rain's going to wash it away. Salt was worth so much money because you could preserve meat with it. Otherwise, you couldn't have meat because they didn't have refrigeration. So they would take everything they would cover with salt. So salt kills bacteria. I should probably eat more salt to preserve my meat. Well, people think that salt lowers your or makes your blood pressure higher.
There's like so much stupid shit that's connected.
It turned out was the thing that where they pay to pretend it's not that, you know, like your your fructose is in your stomach.
Well, it got lumped into that whole thing where they were trying to connect saturated fat and heart disease because of sugar companies. What you live through when they flip the polls on what's good and bad like several times? Well, that one's documented, right? Because that one they actually – they bribed scientists. The sugar industry bribed scientists to lie.
Yes.
And so that flipped it on. And then they were looking for other reasons why people were getting fat, other reasons why people were having hypertension and all these different things. And salt got thrown into the mix there. But the problem is salt's an essential mineral. It's like a very important thing for human life. Yeah, like carbon. Yeah, you fucking actually need it.
You should put salt in your water in the morning. Take some Celtic salt, sprinkle it in some hot water in the morning, and squeeze a little lemon in there. It's fucking good for you. Salt's very important.
You should never get any sun, right? That's what I was told.
You should get sun. Get no sun on your- It's super important. This idea that the bad skin cancer that people get, from what I've- Jimmy had it.
He explained the whole fucking thing.
He did. Yeah.
Yeah. You had the little, the kind that where you, it's not a big deal.
Yeah. And the kind that's bad generally you get because you're not exposed to the sun. When you get exposed to the sun in like a big burst and your skin's not prepared for it. What a blooper they made with that one. They blew that with so many things, man. With the downplaying the, uh, the, the positive impact of exercise and diet on health.
Do you want to pretend that all health comes from a fucking injection? Yeah.
Wait, do you think that was even- How about that?
How about global health people, the people that aren't healthy? How about that? How about look at them and you go, that guy's not healthy. You don't want to fuck Peter Hotez?
Like, ew, RFK, he's 70 and he looks like that?
And look at this fucking... Well, when I had Peter Hotez on and we talked about food and diet, I was like, this is the most crazy unscientific... I was very kind to him about it, but I was like, you don't eat well and you don't take vitamins? Yeah, take that lab coat off, motherfucker. And you don't exercise? This is crazy talk.
This is absolutely crazy talk because there's a fucking giant amount of scientific literature on the positive impact of all those things. So if you are not addressing that science and your only science is I have to stick you with a fucking experimental needle.
And I happen to make the thing that we sticking.
Yeah.
I happen to be a guy that makes money off that.
But don't worry about that. We think I would promote it if it wasn't the best thing. Jesus Christ. It's just we don't want to believe that that's how people in positions of authority would ever behave because the responsibility that comes with being in that position where you're the person that informs everybody else.
And you're knowingly going through this with fucking huge blinders on that even when you get exposed, you don't realize it really is hypocritical of me. Yeah. You know, I should actually supplement my food with vitamins. I should stop eating garbage. He's like a junk food junkie. He was talking to me about getting junk food. He likes to get cheeseburgers and fries.
Like, hey, buddy, that's so bad for your immune system. That stuff is terrible for you. That's your diet.
I think it was Time Magazine that said, actually, processed food probably isn't that bad.
Isn't that funny they said that? You know what the most recently think? They said, actually, aluminum in vaccines isn't a bad thing. I thought there was no aluminum. Wait, I thought they said there was none of that. No, there is. There has to be. Hey, here's one. It has to be an irritant.
So, you know, I was in a doomsday call, you know, Jehovah's Witnesses predicted famously the end of the world in 1977. And boy, that was embarrassing when that didn't happen, huh? What jerks. And then meanwhile, climate change has predicted the end of the world. I can think of like four times off the top of my fucking head. So now they have a worse record than Bible people.
The climate prophecy is less reliable. than the crazy religious people. Well, not even Bible people.
Jehovah's Witnesses.
Everybody, like, a lot of people herald camping and predict the end of the world. That's embarrassing, but Al Gore made a fucking movie that wasn't right. The coral reefs were supposed to be gone, but they're back now.
Yeah.
Rainforest. As a kid, I was afraid about this. There's more than ever because it turned out they breathe carbon tree. I never heard of this. Have you? Yeah. The trees breathe carbon. Yeah. That's what I heard. Oh, it's going to be a desert. Why? Because there's too much oxygen for the trees. Too much tree air. Yeah. Oh, there's more.
The earth is greener now than it was 100 years ago.
Oh, fossil fuels. Remember, they were talking about oil. So that's Sinclair with the brontosaurus on the can, right? And that's marketing. If you look up Colonel Prowt, P-R-O-W-T-Y, he's like a guy that hung out when they came up with this energy policy. Because it's military, come up with our energy policy. Right.
And that Rockefeller made his money really kind of transporting the oil because there was oil all over the fucking place. So a guy's got to control all, like diamonds, let's say. And then because it governs everything, your energy, they could just control all kinds of shit, and then they could say it's scarce, and we don't have enough of it.
And then they could do your carbon footprint, invent BP, came up with that term. And people say it like an asshole. Oh, is my carbon... Not their carbon ass print. I have a big one, if you want. But your carbon footprint. Like I'm Catholic now, but of climate change. Right.
What's your sins?
Well, why was I born? Right. I shouldn't even be on the earth. I'm so bad for existing. Why don't I find Jesus if we're going to do that game? Right? Where I feel guilty for being around- For carbon. Well, guys on a goddamn plane, private jet telling me that. Well, it offsets it. All this global health work. Yeah.
That church thought that you could offset sin by paying for it, and then they had a schism, I think.
So I think it didn't work out. The fucking Al Gore movie was so wrong in so many ways. If you go back and watch that movie, didn't he say by like 2005 the fucking polar ice caps were going to be gone? The whole thing was so nutty.
Yo, more shit's coming true out of a dumbass revelation book in the Bible than anything Al Gore said. Is that disturbing?
Very disturbing. It's very disturbing.
Yeah, like they're fulfilling it themselves disturbing is how it feels like to me.
But it's one of those things, like you're a vaccine denier. It's the same kind of thing. You know what I'm saying?
If you're a climate denier, yeah, you denied Christ. Yeah, well, Fauci's got the, what do they call it, the Jesuit look, the wire glasses, and that, you could see it transferring that weird, Robin DiAngelo, she said it. I want my Catholic guilt to be your policy on race now. And then so it's like you're racist because you were just born a Caucasian. You have to understand that.
So because you can't help it, you're racist. I need you to be racist against yourself from now on. That's what they were teaching.
And you're like, OK, the people right now that are still on Fauci's side that still think he did a great job. Yeah. And then he was there's still people out there that really think that he didn't know about the lab leak theory and that he didn't. didn't coerce people into changing their stories and didn't have the power to grant money.
And they're not going to look into it.
They're not going to look into it. They think that Trump is an evil man because all Fauci did was do a good job and he saved millions of lives. Do you know that the vaccine saved millions of lives? You got to repeat that. It did? It saved millions of lives. Not even arguably in there? Millions and millions of lives.
I'm surprised. Just because after I got it, I immediately got COVID, so I'm a little surprised.
Well, here's the thing. It slowed the spread? You're not scientific, and you don't trust the science. I did. And that's why we're having an argument about this, and I have to clap back at you. I think this is called clapping back.
Yeah, a James clap back from James Clapping. It's a CIA invention. You give him a clap back.
We don't even know how many people were saved.
I didn't say Hunter's laptop was Russian. I said it had the earmarks of an information operation.
Yeah, and someone who's on crack who just films his dick 24 hours a day does have the earmark. Yeah, I mean, the guy did it so wild that it seems fake.
Why is Hunter not a political streamer with this level of degeneracy?
He really should have a fucking Twitch channel. He would rule. Dude, Hunter. Just go hard. Your dad's dead. Go hard now. You can go hard now. Get back on the wagon.
His pee's soft, let me tell you. Nothing to sneeze at. He took a lot out. China knows now.
I'll tell you that. Everybody knows. Everybody knows. But they knew already. That was one of the reasons why they were paying that guy. Why did Biden pardon Bidens that I've never heard of? Because they were all guilty, apparently.
And why? I didn't know banks were reporting suspicious activity. Because he has the shell company galaxy.
A bunch of suspicious activity.
By the way, a normal person has 20 shell companies. I don't know if you know that. I have 80. Yeah. Well, you're smart. I keep them in my pocket.
What? Shell companies? Yeah. Yeah. The whole idea behind a fucking full pardon, there's almost none left. You want some more? I can get more made. No, probably enough, but go ahead. The whole idea behind pardons is supposed to be there's a crime that you did that we think you served enough time and the president has enough information or whatever. You're admitting to it.
Well, it's like this weird power that you have to commute sentences and to pardon people for crimes, alleged crimes that they were convicted for.
Do you know that the Justice Department under Biden, as they so eloquently said to the January 6th people, if you accept – because remember they were like, Trump's going to do preemptive pardons. Remember that? Right. Biden would never do that, if we recall. And they got letters.
Just so you know, if you accept the pardon, that means you're saying you're guilty and it doesn't unring – there's the quote, unring the bell of your prosecution. And they're right. It doesn't because now – and that's what – what's his name – I was talking about with Fauci. You can't plead the fifth ever again if you take a pardon.
That's what we were talking about last night. So if Fauci's going to rat people out, that's cool. I hope we stick with it. If they bring him in and they make him sing, the thing is he could perjure himself. If they know something and you say something that is not true on the stand, if you lie, if they determine, now you have a whole other crime.
And the thing that they didn't pardon him for is the stuff that happened during the AIDS crisis. I don't know what the statute of limitations on that stuff is. But if you go back and you want to try him for what he knew, I mean, that's the Dallas Buyers Club.
If you want to try him for what he knew about suppressing other therapeutics other than AZT, or if you knew that he had the data on AZT and how quickly it was killing people.
Yeah, well, once you do the first batch of mass murder, it's easy to go from there, isn't it?
But in the 1980s and 90s, no one knew what the fuck was going on. There's no internet. There's no RFK Jr. spreading the word with his book. No one gets that information. So that happened for a long-ass time. And then when he tried to do it again in 2019, the single fucking solution is the vaccine and the vaccine only. People will drop their ideological bullshit and get vaccinated.
You know Matt Orfalea does those great compilations of him saying the opposite in the same breath? He's crazy.
That's a person that's in an extreme position of power that probably got drunk with it and is able to justify a lot of wild shit.
Okay, the way they can justify it is because most of these people are controlled by some kind of intel. Hopefully ours, but maybe not. Maybe not. We still make, hey, good news, we do gain a function with China, our adversary still. I don't know why that would be.
Well, wasn't that also the talk about Ukraine, that Ukraine had bioweapons labs?
Peaceful, no, no. Let me quote, peaceful biolabs. Oh, peaceful. Now, I don't know if you know the nuanced difference between a peaceful biolab and a bioweapon lab, but it's real nuanced. Peaceful biolab is where they grow mushrooms. That's where I buy my mushroom gummies.
Peaceful Biolabs. By the way, if mushrooms become legal, somebody please make a product called Peaceful Biolabs. That would be fun. It's like a tribute to the show.
Yeah. Well, I love in the Korean War, those soldiers didn't want to come home, right? And this is what started the mind control race and the Manchurian candidate and all those movies was these soldiers wouldn't come come back. They defected to North Korea and they said the United States has been using weaponized viral, you know, germ warfare on the people of Korea. And so that's when we knew.
They must be under mind control to say such nonsense. Right. There's no way the government would do that on other people. So that's how we knew for sure that's what it was. And so that started a nice mind control race. And that's why we have the story of the Manchurian candidate. Because China was good. Whoever the fuck was going to do it. Guess what?
When you hear about what our enemies are up to, that's how we fund what we're up to. Oh, they don't want to tell people the truth because it'll panic them. When the fuck do they not want you panicked? Is this a different government that I haven't heard of? The number one thing they love is you to be traumatized and then forgetful.
Right, but the UAP thing, they don't want you to be traumatized by something more powerful than them. The problem with the UAP thing is it dissolves our faith in government because government is just as useless as us. Yeah, I didn't think they were God. Yeah, if there's something...
From another planet that's so beyond us that it has complete control of our nuclear program, can pre-control of our internet, our grid, controls the population, can't be totally invulnerable to weapons, and comes down and takes over. Well, a superior race.
A bunch of people already believe in the thing you said, but don't think it's aliens, and they're fine with it. In fact... Like, I think it's, oh, people are going to go crazy and then they're going to come at us is the fear. Yeah. Because that, you know, Orson Welles famous thing, I bring it up all the time. Everyone panicked because they thought it was real. That's not fucking true.
Well, some people panicked, but it wasn't nearly the hysteria. People that tuned in in the middle that didn't know really freaked out.
I think it was not even that. I think... Now that we know the papers didn't like radio because it was much like podcasting is to CNN, they were trying to kill that is what I think. Really?
Well, it was greatly exaggerated, right? The negative impact.
And then taught as fucking science for many years.
The people committed suicide. That was the thing that we were told in school. They told you people killed themselves from that. Yes. Yes. Yeah, when I was in high school, I remember they were talking about Orson Welles and the teacher in high school was explaining, I'm 90% sure of this, the foggy memory, because I was probably 15.
But in that foggy memory, I'm pretty sure they were talking about people committing suicide because of it.
Yeah, hilarious. So that's before Roswell or whatever.
See if there's any evidence that people did commit suicide after War of the Worlds. Because look, there's a lot of schizophrenic people, unfortunately. There are now. Back then too, no? No. Okay, while the War of the Worlds radio broadcast is often associated with mass panic, there's no credible evidence of any widespread suicides directly caused by the broadcast.
The idea of people killing themselves due to believing in Martian invasion was real and is generally considered a myth. though some listeners did experience significant distress and fear due to the realistic presentation of the fictional event. I'm sure that's true. So the suicides is probably what always happens, right? People exaggerate shit.
Dude, how long are they going to use suicides as an excuse to lie? Or like climate change right now, that's like a dog you blame farts on. That's what climate change is. Dude, the fires? It's unbelievable watching that. Well, people calling the fires climate change is crazy. How would that absolve Newsom and the gang if it was climate change?
Either way, shouldn't you have water in the fucking hydrant? Shouldn't you have more water because of climate change?
You definitely should have water in the hydrant. What is this? This is the opening to the 1984 Olympics. Where they had a fake alien landing. So that's back... I don't think they told people about it either. I'll kind of skim through it. Is it Michael Jackson in there? Whoa, what was it? They used some Disney people. Apparently, they went through a couple tests.
This is a jet engine of some sort flying a flying saucer in. They had a bunch of lights on it. Oh, my God. They didn't tell anyone this was going to happen either. They just started doing it.
Oh, my God, dude. Imagine.
And then there's an alien. How big is it?
What's the alien look like?
I think it's like 50 feet.
Holy shit. Oh, it looked like there was a helicopter above it, dude.
Well, they're flying over Olympics. So this is the opening. Right, but it's not suspended by a helicopter? I don't believe so, no. I was trying to read into how they did it.
I thought I saw a helicopter above it. Let it go for a little bit? Well, it's 10 minutes long. They should do this at the mall in Miami sometime. Look at that. That's amazing. Yeah. Boy, in 1970 or 84, rather, when this was going on, you probably scared the shit out of people. They probably thought the real aliens were actually landing at the Olympics. Finally.
There's the alien.
Dude, why do we have Olympics again? That's wild. Well, because people want to make money off athletes that work for free. Yeah, it's called eugenics. Look at this. Look at all the lights flashing. Ah! Oh, my God.
What? Whoa. So that's how they practiced it.
So they practiced an alien invasion back then. They practiced it in 1984. It's fine. I want to know how they powered that spaceship thing.
That's how I was getting into it. They had an article in 2004 when they were bringing it back up, and the guy from Disney was explaining how he did it.
So if they could do that in 84 and then the government with all their black ops funds.
They had laptops in the 70s and it's just a matter of how expensive it is to make. And then that's why you're always like 30. Just as a rule, you're about 30 years behind the best shit they got.
So you think all these things that people are seeing are ours? Well, the drones. No, the UFOs, the things that go underwater, all these things that fly through the air at insane speeds.
They also made this in 1974. This thing's called an X-Jet. What? It was really loud, though. 19-what? This was in the 70s. This guy's flying around in a flying chair in the 70s? This could go 60 miles an hour. It could go up to 10,000 feet.
How many people died testing that?
They only tested it with three people, as far as I know. How many lived? They had no flight experience. They wanted that on purpose.
This is nuts.
This is nuts. There's a bunch of shit. Wait a minute, it says no propeller?
Yeah, it's a jet engine underneath it.
Oh my God, how hot does it get? What does it do to your balls?
I don't know.
What does it do to your balls? It probably cooks your balls. Wow. How do you not get cancer from that? It affirms your gender and flies you. You're not even supposed to fucking wear earbuds anymore. Everybody's saying the EFI from those. That's why I saw you last night. I was like, what are you doing with Bluetooth earbuds in? It's supposed to be bad for you. Hey, it's too late now, dude.
And even the wired ones. I had the shot. The wired ones are like slightly better. But everybody's saying like, oh, yeah, fine.
If you just look at a script, dude, all the shit you're worried about, they done did it. It's done. You're not worried about the earbuds? No, no, I'm not worried because I already, I can't sleep unless I have a TV on, just the tone. So do you understand the amount of damage that has been done from the blue light from the screen? They signed that into law, too. That's another Obama hit.
You know, the energy-saving light bulbs and all that, where you just get blue light and it ravages your dopamine. It's the principle of casinos. Everything's a fucking casino.
So all the blue light that we have in our houses, like with LED lights, all that's bad for you?
Yeah, but you could find out more about, like, I'm not an expert by any means, but you could find out about people.
You sound like an expert. I'd like to give you a doctorate. Would you accept?
Yes.
I think you need an honorary doctorate. Can I tell you? From, like, Conspiracy University. I'm a doctor of Hawk 2. Maybe Austin U. Will they open up here? I don't know. Dude.
Helicopter. You're right. Oh, so it was elevated by a helicopter. Yeah, so it had to be wide enough to be carried by a big lift helicopter.
Yeah. See, that's what I thought I saw. I thought I saw a helicopter above it. That makes a lot more sense.
You saw the Charles Hall video, right? That guy, Charles Hall, talking about the tall whites? Yes. So, because that one, it was one of the first ones.
We talked about that yesterday. On the podcast with Jay Sands.
Yeah, so this is also how I started. Now, conspiracy stuff would be like this to me. Not like actual objective facts that are public record, but shit where I'm like, it's a guy's story. Right. So his story is so interesting because it's like...
What made me laugh, so I started looking at this as a joke, because it's making me laugh when you describe the tall whites treat us like we're like, you know, this is like the Philippines to them, like a base for doing stuff. And if you were as strong as apes compared to them, is what he said about the tall eight foot, very white people. Jay Sands met one.
Well, as they're talking about it, I'm like, this sounds very familiar. Wait, is this like the Congo to them? Are these space Belgians? And I'm like, oh, wow, that's hilarious. At the top, there's even whiter people.
Well, doesn't that make sense that if human beings evolve more, we're going to evolve more into weaker and weaker things with stronger and stronger minds, and that's what they look like. They're really frail. He said that when it ran, it almost was like, when it was moving fast, it was almost like it was running into the wind. It was very awkward.
He's like, physically, the thing looks very awkward.
Did he say what Charles Hall said about, it's not that they're telepathic, they have a thing they can wear that looks like an Xbox headset?
No, he said that it was making noises, but he was reading its intention in his mind. And when the thing experienced disgust and anger, he experienced disgust and anger. That it was some sort of a telepathic link between him and this thing. So that's the difference in the story. Obviously, this is just... Who fucking knows what really happened? A guy's telling me he met an alien.
Well, I look for differences.
I'm not saying this definitely happened. Of course. What I'm saying is this is his story. The thing had giant eyeballs that were twice the size of a human's, and it had such a light-colored skin that he thought that it was suffering from hypothermia. And it was wearing military dress uniform. So it was in a pristine, totally clean uniform, and one of the guys in the car said, hey, he has no ears.
That's the first thing the guy said. He said, this is what it looked like. He said, although the nose looked a little bit rounder. So he said this thing communicated with him and essentially imparted in his brain memories of the structure of this thing that it was looking for.
So it was looking for some specific type of metal that he didn't know what the fuck it meant, and we still couldn't figure out what he meant. Oh, yeah, I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But bizarre. Bizarre. Right. But if you think of us to Neanderthals, Neanderthals to them, it's going to move in that direction where they're spindly and weak. They're not going to use their bodies anymore.
Yeah, sure. The main part I'm focusing on is the relationship that we have with these supposed white creatures. Why? Why?
When I first heard of them, I remember when I saw Charles Hall, and I'd forgotten about this, but like 2011, and it was in, I want to say Newsweek, and it was like a wacky news item that around the same time as the Israeli guy that said he worked with the Federation, that ex-Intel guy came out and said there's a Canadian company.
Right, there's like 14 different star federations or something.
So some Farsi newspaper said Obama works in league with some extraterrestrials called the Tall Whites. And I had never ever heard anybody called the Tall Whites. I think they meant the Bush family now. I believe it was George H.W. Bush looking back, but at the time, because X-Files time, what was the thing they push on your narrative?
Not saying whether there's aliens or not, but clearly they don't want you to know the real story, so what's the narrative they program you with? So in 84, that's the Steven Spielberg era. Do you know what I mean? Right. Coming off the sci-fi thing. So all I'm doing is listening to everybody's story, and I want to hear themes, and I want to hear the differences. So the guy...
Doty, the guy who's the ex from Mirage Men, that movie, and he now is like, I'm not lying anymore because I'm retired from lying. And so, so I'll listen, I'll hear your lies out. Right. But then I'll listen for you changing, like just basic shit. Like the details when they change and they're always slight.
I'm like, wait, that's different than the, so what I thought about tall whites, but this is, I guess the tall white technology of back in the sixties was they couldn't just do it with their mind. They had a headset. Charles Hall is very specific about how they did things and, And he was like, they're not like gods. It stood out because it didn't have any of that fucking ESP.
He goes, they had voice to skull. They had a thing where they could talk into your head.
Well, maybe this thing was wearing a hat. Maybe the thing was under the hat. Maybe the hat disguised it. Maybe it was the thing disguised as a hat.
Another thing that stuck out with Charles Hall that made me remember his story compared to other alien stories is they were not environmentalists. They thought it was weird we ride horses and shit because they sit on most civilized worlds.
Our author, Charles James Hall, claims to have lived with aliens for two years in Nevada. After a few months, he finally overcame his fears and started to communicate with the extraterrestrials.
When you hear him talk, you'll understand.
I mean, let's say this is- It says overview? What is it, a movie? Yeah. What's it called? Walking with the Tall Whites. Oh, I know what I'm watching tonight. Do me a favor and send me that. Send me that text message. Here's the thing.
If you look up, as a joke, I was like, okay, what is the racisms of aliens? I want to know the lore.
The reptilians. Those are the worst.
Right. So because I was looking that up, that took me on a whole different track. So then I started hearing about the Nordics, right? Tall whites, people say they're the Nordics.
Oh, they're not?
No. No. The tall whites are Johnny and Edgar Winter albinos.
Okay, and the Nordics have hair.
The Nordics are the bad guy from the first Die Hard that fights Bruce Willis. Right?
Yeah.
From all descriptions, that's what a Nordic looks like. They have that big head. Right, right. So there's a bunch of these.
And then there's the greys.
Right.
Yeah, there's the Nordics. Nordic aliens. They look jacked. They're all built like Aquaman.
Okay, let's pretend that they're real, and I don't know if they are or not.
The women are hot.
Yeah, they're not Nordics. They're fucking Germans if they're real. But Germans didn't have that color hair. They had a breeding camp, remember? Germany had a camp to breed people that look like Nordic Space Brothers.
Which is crazy because he didn't look like that.
He did not look like that, did he? He wanted everybody to have blonde hair and blue eyes. But, bitch, you don't. But, dude, that guy's not the fucking ultimate evil, by the way. He's a fucking farm team of, you know, who funded Hitler? They say Prescott Bush, right?
Well, I heard it was Oxycontin.
Well, you're thinking of the nation of England, the biggest drug cartel empire. That's why the king's the king because they're opium.
Well, that's why China has a grudge against the UK to this day because of the opium wars. Yeah.
People have a hard time forgetting when you force them to imagine instead of fentanyl just coming in. Right. The cartels were saying like how they do with other stuff. You have to take this.
Yeah. Get the whole country hooked on opium.
So we're more classy now. We just privately do it to your experts that you trust like a child, right? So all this, that's why I laugh when they're going to invade Mexico. Oh, you're going to get the cartels? You know who trained the Zetas, the famous Zetas, right? TV SEAL Team 6. You know that, right? What do you mean? training them to be the insane killers that they are. Who do you think went?
Because we got to fight commies.
Hold on. Yeah. Do you mean the Zeta? Guys like an actual deployed team went to train them? It's called black ops because it's a crime. Are you talking about people that have retired and go into mercenary service?
There you go. Oh, Fort Bragg. That's where the fucking- U.S.
trained cartels terrorized Mexico. Founders of Zeta's drug gang learned special forces techniques at Fort Bragg before waging a campaign of carnage. So Fort Bragg, there's so many connections. The PSYOP one? They're not called that anymore now. They're called something new. But there's recent connections, like a bunch of recent connections to Fort Bragg.
Well, they go back quite some time, actually.
One of them was the guy who got arrested on the golf course with the AK-47, and he spent time at Fort Bragg.
Oh, the fake ISIS guy and the Tesla truck guy.
Yeah. The fake ISIS guy was the guy who drove through the crowded New Orleans, right? And then the guy who was on the golf course with Trump. Both those guys had come through Fort Bragg. Of course.
And then this. The PSYOP division, right? There was an 8th Battalion or 4th Battalion. The one... We played it.
The thing about... Bragg units also led the way in the Korean and Vietnam Wars and the War on Terror. Today, Fort Bragg is one of the largest military installations in the world and continues to train and field the U.S. Army's best. It's the largest military base in the entire world, built in 1918 around the end of World War... So it probably has a section of... Of that base.
The Ghost in the Machine commercial. Remember that? Ghost in the Machine out of Fort Bragg about the PSYOP division. Did you see it? No. Dude, you've seen it, right? Ghost in the Machine. It's on YouTube.
You say it's like, have you seen Gladiator? We all see Gladiator. We haven't all seen Ghost in the Machine.
Well, no. It was a recruiting ad. It was a recruiting ad.
You know what he's talking about? Have you ever heard of it? Have you seen it before, Jamie?
Irregular recruitment for an irregular force.
Listen, we're running out of time, so we'll wrap it up with this. Let's see this. I'm a little man, and this is a little town, but there must be a spark in little men that can burst into flame. John Steinbeck. Oh, this is the second one. This isn't the first one. Wait a minute.
Let's see.
There's two. The most powerful weapon. Wow, this is a crazy commercial. First one's worse. In the hand of the oppressor.
Freedom is indivisible.
Is the mind of the oppressed. All are not free.
Modern war has become a struggle for men's minds as well as for their bodies. Today we face an enemy who spends enormous sums of money and manpower all over the globe in an attempt to subvert the thinking of the people of the free world, to confuse, to divide, and ultimately to subjugate. It is a contest unlike any we have ever faced in our history as a nation.
Contest for the minds and hearts of people around the world. All people.
When power corrupts, poetry cleanses. This is a movie. I kind of want to watch it right now. Yeah.
I think that's what it is. That art is not a form of propaganda. It is a form of truth.
Uh-huh. Go on. Behind every idea.
Do you know how creepy that is? A belief. Jesus Christ.
Oh, that's a weird title behind every. Okay. Okay. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. Let's find the other one. Goes to machine one. So who put this out? That is so nuts.
I think. Oh, no.
This is Ghost in the Machine 2 again. Ghost in the Machine 1.
Try to find Ghost in the Machine 1. Hold on. Real quick, though. What? Fourth Psyop group. Yeah. YouTube channel. I clicked on this from the US Army's website. I know.
Guys, they have a Psyop channel. Well, because they're recruiting, too. If you're the kind of- I understand, but let's see Ghost in the Machine 1. Okay. Oh, that's this one. This is my favorite. Here we go. If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. I am. Pretend to be weak that he may grow arrogant. I am. Sun Tzu. Oh, China. China. Art of war. China. Clown world.
Where'd that come from? This dude dancing around. Have you ever wondered?
The peaceful pro-democracy demonstration in China comes to a violent and bloody end. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
Born from the ashes.
Of a world at war.
You'll find us in the shadows.
At the tip of the spear. China! A threat rises in the east. This is crazy. No. Russia invades Ukraine. No. So this is a recent film. Yeah, it's from like 2017, 18. The soldier who edited it? No, much more recent. It said Russia invades Ukraine. Oh, that's true. They're staying nameless. They don't want their name to be out there. Well, why would you? Whoever edited it is nameless.
They're staying in the shadows. I get it.
I get it. I'm freaked out for the rest of the day. Bye, Kurt. Let's wrap this up. I'm going to get out of here. Appreciate you. I love you very much. Hot to it. You're awesome. Hot to it. To the moon. Hot to it. To the moon. Get yourself some Melania coin while it's hot. Much love to you all. Bye. Bye.