Doug Stanhope

But over a year ago, we went to a road trip. He was playing my hometown. And my best friend from when I was a kid, Chris O'Connor, not the fucking comic. I hate to... All right, don't get off track, fucking sketchy brain. We went, he emailed me and he goes, hey, your buddy Bert Kreischer's playing at this, what used to be the Centrum, where we used to sleep out.

But over a year ago, we went to a road trip. He was playing my hometown. And my best friend from when I was a kid, Chris O'Connor, not the fucking comic. I hate to... All right, don't get off track, fucking sketchy brain. We went, he emailed me and he goes, hey, your buddy Bert Kreischer's playing at this, what used to be the Centrum, where we used to sleep out.

We slept out, me and Chris O'Connor slept out two nights in the winter in February to get U2 tickets. Wow. And we weren't even that big of fans. We just thought it was cool to sleep out for tickets. Yeah. And so he's playing at this place. And my wife is she's the whatever organizer for the thing. Put in a good word for me so he knows I'm cool.

We slept out, me and Chris O'Connor slept out two nights in the winter in February to get U2 tickets. Wow. And we weren't even that big of fans. We just thought it was cool to sleep out for tickets. Yeah. And so he's playing at this place. And my wife is she's the whatever organizer for the thing. Put in a good word for me so he knows I'm cool.

We slept out, me and Chris O'Connor slept out two nights in the winter in February to get U2 tickets. Wow. And we weren't even that big of fans. We just thought it was cool to sleep out for tickets. Yeah. And so he's playing at this place. And my wife is she's the whatever organizer for the thing. Put in a good word for me so he knows I'm cool.

And I go, fucking Okie is going back to the fucking scene. So I packed up the kids, the cameraman and the wife. And we're like, all right, I'm going to get us in. I'll go backstage. I went on stage. I opened the show as the mayor of Worcester. I found out what his name was. Nobody knows who the mayor of their town is. I went out as the mayor. They introduced me as a mayor.

And I go, fucking Okie is going back to the fucking scene. So I packed up the kids, the cameraman and the wife. And we're like, all right, I'm going to get us in. I'll go backstage. I went on stage. I opened the show as the mayor of Worcester. I found out what his name was. Nobody knows who the mayor of their town is. I went out as the mayor. They introduced me as a mayor.

And I go, fucking Okie is going back to the fucking scene. So I packed up the kids, the cameraman and the wife. And we're like, all right, I'm going to get us in. I'll go backstage. I went on stage. I opened the show as the mayor of Worcester. I found out what his name was. Nobody knows who the mayor of their town is. I went out as the mayor. They introduced me as a mayor.

I went to a point where Bert had to go out at the end. By the way, that was not the mayor. Yeah. He could have gotten sued for this. You know what? Thanks for voting me back in office. I had the thing where, yeah, drunk driving. Who hasn't? And if I was sober, I would have killed that kid anyway. He came out of nowhere on that tricycle. And a few people know who I am and most of them don't.

I went to a point where Bert had to go out at the end. By the way, that was not the mayor. Yeah. He could have gotten sued for this. You know what? Thanks for voting me back in office. I had the thing where, yeah, drunk driving. Who hasn't? And if I was sober, I would have killed that kid anyway. He came out of nowhere on that tricycle. And a few people know who I am and most of them don't.

I went to a point where Bert had to go out at the end. By the way, that was not the mayor. Yeah. He could have gotten sued for this. You know what? Thanks for voting me back in office. I had the thing where, yeah, drunk driving. Who hasn't? And if I was sober, I would have killed that kid anyway. He came out of nowhere on that tricycle. And a few people know who I am and most of them don't.

They don't know me from the mayor. And we did this whole podcast, filmed it, and it took Chris O'Connor and I went on a tour of all the places that we vandalized as kids and we were the worst fucking evil children and places that we used to have fucking... There you go. I'm listening. I know. That's the light. Wait, you're from Worcester. Yeah. Okay. So we did this whole trip back home.

They don't know me from the mayor. And we did this whole podcast, filmed it, and it took Chris O'Connor and I went on a tour of all the places that we vandalized as kids and we were the worst fucking evil children and places that we used to have fucking... There you go. I'm listening. I know. That's the light. Wait, you're from Worcester. Yeah. Okay. So we did this whole trip back home.

They don't know me from the mayor. And we did this whole podcast, filmed it, and it took Chris O'Connor and I went on a tour of all the places that we vandalized as kids and we were the worst fucking evil children and places that we used to have fucking... There you go. I'm listening. I know. That's the light. Wait, you're from Worcester. Yeah. Okay. So we did this whole trip back home.

And I'm like, get that out before. This was December of 03. And I'm like, get it out before March so it looks timely since it's winter. Right. And he still hasn't cut it out. And then fucking Oki died. Fucking high age. He dies of a heart attack randomly. Sorry. You gotta fucking... He still hasn't cut the fucking thing out. We gotta get this footage out.

And I'm like, get that out before. This was December of 03. And I'm like, get it out before March so it looks timely since it's winter. Right. And he still hasn't cut it out. And then fucking Oki died. Fucking high age. He dies of a heart attack randomly. Sorry. You gotta fucking... He still hasn't cut the fucking thing out. We gotta get this footage out.

And I'm like, get that out before. This was December of 03. And I'm like, get it out before March so it looks timely since it's winter. Right. And he still hasn't cut it out. And then fucking Oki died. Fucking high age. He dies of a heart attack randomly. Sorry. You gotta fucking... He still hasn't cut the fucking thing out. We gotta get this footage out.

He does great shit. Have you seen the Ukraine stuff? No. We went to the fucking Ukraine. Me and Andy went to Ukraine. Fucking fired on the fucking Russians. What? Yeah. Pull that up. The biggest fucking... Piece of fucking machinery in the... There you go. What the hell? How did I not know about this? How did I not know about this? That's what I said, my fucking unlisted algorithm. This is 55K.

He does great shit. Have you seen the Ukraine stuff? No. We went to the fucking Ukraine. Me and Andy went to Ukraine. Fucking fired on the fucking Russians. What? Yeah. Pull that up. The biggest fucking... Piece of fucking machinery in the... There you go. What the hell? How did I not know about this? How did I not know about this? That's what I said, my fucking unlisted algorithm. This is 55K.

He does great shit. Have you seen the Ukraine stuff? No. We went to the fucking Ukraine. Me and Andy went to Ukraine. Fucking fired on the fucking Russians. What? Yeah. Pull that up. The biggest fucking... Piece of fucking machinery in the... There you go. What the hell? How did I not know about this? How did I not know about this? That's what I said, my fucking unlisted algorithm. This is 55K.