Doug Stanhope

Yeah, it's a little sketchy. A little bit. Sketchy. But they're hot homeless dudes. Don't leave change in your cup in your car. It's the kind of place they'd smash out your window to fucking steal your fucking dirty. Yeah. Speaking of, what kind of fucking weird car is that? Your car that got broke into. Oh, you heard about that, huh?

I bought, I forget what year, one of the three years it existed, I think, Pacer, with allegedly 4,300 original miles. Because I'm like, I want a cool car, but I can't fix shit. That's like a Wayne's World car. Yeah, and then I found out I got fucked, and it was like $104,000. It was gorgeous.

I bought, I forget what year, one of the three years it existed, I think, Pacer, with allegedly 4,300 original miles. Because I'm like, I want a cool car, but I can't fix shit. That's like a Wayne's World car. Yeah, and then I found out I got fucked, and it was like $104,000. It was gorgeous.

I bought, I forget what year, one of the three years it existed, I think, Pacer, with allegedly 4,300 original miles. Because I'm like, I want a cool car, but I can't fix shit. That's like a Wayne's World car. Yeah, and then I found out I got fucked, and it was like $104,000. It was gorgeous.

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Yeah, no, it is. The Licorice. Do you have any Grey Poupon? Yeah. I think it was called Adobe Seats. Whoa. Some kind of Aztec Adobe. There you go. Is that it? First one.

Yeah, no, it is. The Licorice. Do you have any Grey Poupon? Yeah. I think it was called Adobe Seats. Whoa. Some kind of Aztec Adobe. There you go. Is that it? First one.

Yeah, no, it is. The Licorice. Do you have any Grey Poupon? Yeah. I think it was called Adobe Seats. Whoa. Some kind of Aztec Adobe. There you go. Is that it? First one.

He's funny. I fucking love Junior. You guys tour together, right? Yeah, we do. I'm going to start touring with Andy Andrist. Andy's, like, we're revamping our podcast with him. He had his own podcast issues with Andy, and I had my own. I'm like, why are we doing this separately? Like, he got burned out on his, and mine fucking needed him, and we should be touring together.

He's funny. I fucking love Junior. You guys tour together, right? Yeah, we do. I'm going to start touring with Andy Andrist. Andy's, like, we're revamping our podcast with him. He had his own podcast issues with Andy, and I had my own. I'm like, why are we doing this separately? Like, he got burned out on his, and mine fucking needed him, and we should be touring together.

He's funny. I fucking love Junior. You guys tour together, right? Yeah, we do. I'm going to start touring with Andy Andrist. Andy's, like, we're revamping our podcast with him. He had his own podcast issues with Andy, and I had my own. I'm like, why are we doing this separately? Like, he got burned out on his, and mine fucking needed him, and we should be touring together.

I get to a place where I didn't want to tour. I haven't in almost a year and a half. Hmm. You got enough money for that to not tour? Not when I'm doing the shit I've been doing. I've been bleeding cash like I'm making money, but I'm not. But if I could go back and tour the stuff I like doing, I mean... I know, like, the, whatever, the ballparks with Bert Kreischer and stuff.

I get to a place where I didn't want to tour. I haven't in almost a year and a half. Hmm. You got enough money for that to not tour? Not when I'm doing the shit I've been doing. I've been bleeding cash like I'm making money, but I'm not. But if I could go back and tour the stuff I like doing, I mean... I know, like, the, whatever, the ballparks with Bert Kreischer and stuff.

I get to a place where I didn't want to tour. I haven't in almost a year and a half. Hmm. You got enough money for that to not tour? Not when I'm doing the shit I've been doing. I've been bleeding cash like I'm making money, but I'm not. But if I could go back and tour the stuff I like doing, I mean... I know, like, the, whatever, the ballparks with Bert Kreischer and stuff.

It's just not my thing. I fucking hate it. Did he hit you up about that? Yes, one time, and I just... I'm sure he's a huge fan, you know? Oh, he loves you. Yeah, no, he's great. I went to one of his shows. We haven't... This podcast has still not been edited. And I'm saying that with contempt at my fucking editor. He did get Ukraine out. He's working on the Slab City.

It's just not my thing. I fucking hate it. Did he hit you up about that? Yes, one time, and I just... I'm sure he's a huge fan, you know? Oh, he loves you. Yeah, no, he's great. I went to one of his shows. We haven't... This podcast has still not been edited. And I'm saying that with contempt at my fucking editor. He did get Ukraine out. He's working on the Slab City.

It's just not my thing. I fucking hate it. Did he hit you up about that? Yes, one time, and I just... I'm sure he's a huge fan, you know? Oh, he loves you. Yeah, no, he's great. I went to one of his shows. We haven't... This podcast has still not been edited. And I'm saying that with contempt at my fucking editor. He did get Ukraine out. He's working on the Slab City.

But over a year ago, we went to a road trip. He was playing my hometown. And my best friend from when I was a kid, Chris O'Connor, not the fucking comic. I hate to... All right, don't get off track, fucking sketchy brain. We went, he emailed me and he goes, hey, your buddy Bert Kreischer's playing at this, what used to be the Centrum, where we used to sleep out.