Doug Stanhope

This should be viral. How was the... When was this?

This should be viral. How was the... When was this?

This should be viral. How was the... When was this?

I don't like fun. Three, two, one, fire!

I don't like fun. Three, two, one, fire!

I don't like fun. Three, two, one, fire!

People say I like to travel, and they don't. They like to go to new places and meet new people. I don't like that. Do you like a 20-hour flight from Arizona? No, you hate that part. I love it. I take Xanax. I drink. I sleep like a kitten. You complain about the travel part. You want to go, oh, I want to see the cathedral. The cathedral. I want to just get out. I was in Donbass.

People say I like to travel, and they don't. They like to go to new places and meet new people. I don't like that. Do you like a 20-hour flight from Arizona? No, you hate that part. I love it. I take Xanax. I drink. I sleep like a kitten. You complain about the travel part. You want to go, oh, I want to see the cathedral. The cathedral. I want to just get out. I was in Donbass.

People say I like to travel, and they don't. They like to go to new places and meet new people. I don't like that. Do you like a 20-hour flight from Arizona? No, you hate that part. I love it. I take Xanax. I drink. I sleep like a kitten. You complain about the travel part. You want to go, oh, I want to see the cathedral. The cathedral. I want to just get out. I was in Donbass.

There is no better place to want to get the f*** out and travel. Then 11 hours on a train is beautiful. I'm going to watch this tonight. It's two parts, but the way you had to capitulate and cut out the baby dick sucking, I'm guessing it's a mole.

There is no better place to want to get the f*** out and travel. Then 11 hours on a train is beautiful. I'm going to watch this tonight. It's two parts, but the way you had to capitulate and cut out the baby dick sucking, I'm guessing it's a mole.

There is no better place to want to get the f*** out and travel. Then 11 hours on a train is beautiful. I'm going to watch this tonight. It's two parts, but the way you had to capitulate and cut out the baby dick sucking, I'm guessing it's a mole.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But for this, we put it out on Patreon uncut for a week, and then our guy that got us into the front lines, this was not a sanctioned fucking thing. This was not like, hey, would you like to come over and get a call from the New York Times reporter? Call. A fucking email.

But for this, we put it out on Patreon uncut for a week, and then our guy that got us into the front lines, this was not a sanctioned fucking thing. This was not like, hey, would you like to come over and get a call from the New York Times reporter? Call. A fucking email.

But for this, we put it out on Patreon uncut for a week, and then our guy that got us into the front lines, this was not a sanctioned fucking thing. This was not like, hey, would you like to come over and get a call from the New York Times reporter? Call. A fucking email.

And she goes, hey, I did a story on Ukraine stand-up comedy during the war, and every single one of them said that you are revered over there. Would you ever consider going over there? They weren't paying for it, but in passing, I didn't know I could go over there. I didn't know you could just go to war. I'm like, why didn't you tell me that earlier? I would have been there.

And she goes, hey, I did a story on Ukraine stand-up comedy during the war, and every single one of them said that you are revered over there. Would you ever consider going over there? They weren't paying for it, but in passing, I didn't know I could go over there. I didn't know you could just go to war. I'm like, why didn't you tell me that earlier? I would have been there.