Doug Stanhope

I think you guys were just talking about something like this, where you fucking sucked in front of.

I think you guys were just talking about something like this, where you fucking sucked in front of.

Oh, I thought. I think it was going to be just the most artsy fucking world. Oh, that's bad, too. People that, like, if you said. Well before, you know, the current climate. Yeah.

Oh, I thought. I think it was going to be just the most artsy fucking world. Oh, that's bad, too. People that, like, if you said. Well before, you know, the current climate. Yeah.

Oh, I thought. I think it was going to be just the most artsy fucking world. Oh, that's bad, too. People that, like, if you said. Well before, you know, the current climate. Yeah.

He's always covered. That's why I couldn't know, but I knew because he knew, but I couldn't say it. And it turns out it was definitely Banksy, but I said no. You know what? I never wake up thinking, fuck, all those people hate me. Good point. Which is the best feeling in the world. But you're used to being hated by now.

He's always covered. That's why I couldn't know, but I knew because he knew, but I couldn't say it. And it turns out it was definitely Banksy, but I said no. You know what? I never wake up thinking, fuck, all those people hate me. Good point. Which is the best feeling in the world. But you're used to being hated by now.

He's always covered. That's why I couldn't know, but I knew because he knew, but I couldn't say it. And it turns out it was definitely Banksy, but I said no. You know what? I never wake up thinking, fuck, all those people hate me. Good point. Which is the best feeling in the world. But you're used to being hated by now.

Yeah, but that was the fucking last note I wrote in my notebook before I left for here was, you can do anything you want in life, just don't read the comments.

Yeah, but that was the fucking last note I wrote in my notebook before I left for here was, you can do anything you want in life, just don't read the comments.

Yeah, but that was the fucking last note I wrote in my notebook before I left for here was, you can do anything you want in life, just don't read the comments.

It's just absolute silence. But it's a respect that you have to, once you've done it, you have to, like, I'm going back. I have to remember. They're going to stare at you blankly, and then you're going to have flop sweats. Then they applaud. Standing ovation at the end. They're like, where the fuck was this energy? Right. Because we're so trained to American bravado. Woo!

It's just absolute silence. But it's a respect that you have to, once you've done it, you have to, like, I'm going back. I have to remember. They're going to stare at you blankly, and then you're going to have flop sweats. Then they applaud. Standing ovation at the end. They're like, where the fuck was this energy? Right. Because we're so trained to American bravado. Woo!

It's just absolute silence. But it's a respect that you have to, once you've done it, you have to, like, I'm going back. I have to remember. They're going to stare at you blankly, and then you're going to have flop sweats. Then they applaud. Standing ovation at the end. They're like, where the fuck was this energy? Right. Because we're so trained to American bravado. Woo!

If you guys want to talk about me behind my back, I hydrated this morning, and I'm going to have to go find a pisser. Go piss.

If you guys want to talk about me behind my back, I hydrated this morning, and I'm going to have to go find a pisser. Go piss.

If you guys want to talk about me behind my back, I hydrated this morning, and I'm going to have to go find a pisser. Go piss.

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I'll hold it down. Oh, hey, you know what? I got to do this. Hey, people, you ever want to eat healthy, but you're in a hurry? You don't have time to cook? Well, whatever they pitch while we're pissing, use promo code Stanhope. Don't use the drunk promo code anymore. That's for losers. Promo code Stanhope. That's right. Prize picks.

I'll hold it down. Oh, hey, you know what? I got to do this. Hey, people, you ever want to eat healthy, but you're in a hurry? You don't have time to cook? Well, whatever they pitch while we're pissing, use promo code Stanhope. Don't use the drunk promo code anymore. That's for losers. Promo code Stanhope. That's right. Prize picks.