Doug Stanhope

Younger than I am now, but you're like, nobody really wants to picture you fucking your wife. No. At 55, 85 years old, whatever you are. Yeah. There's a certain cutoff where you go, ah.

Jesus Christ. Oh, God. I'm going to fucking find that episode. Oh, that was great.

Jesus Christ. Oh, God. I'm going to fucking find that episode. Oh, that was great.

Jesus Christ. Oh, God. I'm going to fucking find that episode. Oh, that was great.

Wait. Went to fucking, what? Not Epstein Island, but- Just the house. Like a party.

Wait. Went to fucking, what? Not Epstein Island, but- Just the house. Like a party.

Wait. Went to fucking, what? Not Epstein Island, but- Just the house. Like a party.

And he was like- I feel really bad for anyone that is connected like that.

And he was like- I feel really bad for anyone that is connected like that.

And he was like- I feel really bad for anyone that is connected like that.

Because who knows who's fucking P. Diddy? Yes. If you get invited to a P. Diddy party- I'd love to go.

Because who knows who's fucking P. Diddy? Yes. If you get invited to a P. Diddy party- I'd love to go.

Because who knows who's fucking P. Diddy? Yes. If you get invited to a P. Diddy party- I'd love to go.

I've- I got invited to, and they wouldn't say who it was, but my manager knew, to do a private for Banksy in England, in Bath, Bristol. And I went, fucking no way. Why? Because privates suck.

I've- I got invited to, and they wouldn't say who it was, but my manager knew, to do a private for Banksy in England, in Bath, Bristol. And I went, fucking no way. Why? Because privates suck.

I've- I got invited to, and they wouldn't say who it was, but my manager knew, to do a private for Banksy in England, in Bath, Bristol. And I went, fucking no way. Why? Because privates suck.

No, what a private does is the one guy likes you, and then he's going to show you off to his friends. And I know on a pie chart, the people who like my comedy is a very slim, diet-friendly piece of pie of people that will understand, get, or much less laugh at what I do. I'm a very genre-specific person. Sure. And, oh, I got to do Banksy. And I sucked.

No, what a private does is the one guy likes you, and then he's going to show you off to his friends. And I know on a pie chart, the people who like my comedy is a very slim, diet-friendly piece of pie of people that will understand, get, or much less laugh at what I do. I'm a very genre-specific person. Sure. And, oh, I got to do Banksy. And I sucked.

No, what a private does is the one guy likes you, and then he's going to show you off to his friends. And I know on a pie chart, the people who like my comedy is a very slim, diet-friendly piece of pie of people that will understand, get, or much less laugh at what I do. I'm a very genre-specific person. Sure. And, oh, I got to do Banksy. And I sucked.

I think you guys were just talking about something like this, where you fucking sucked in front of.