Doug Stanhope

So when you guys divorce. You got it. You're going to have to fight. I get this, and you get the Leggero.

So when you guys divorce. You got it. You're going to have to fight. I get this, and you get the Leggero.

So when you guys divorce. You got it. You're going to have to fight. I get this, and you get the Leggero.

Yeah, I had to change my number because of that.

Yeah, I had to change my number because of that.

Yeah, I had to change my number because of that.

that was for her yes jokes were disgusting put it together i told her she uh she after the show the last show of this chicago comedy festival and she's the last server there all the comics and servers are just leaving to go to the bar next door by zany's i forget the name of it right around the corner from chicago old town ale house Yes, that's the place. Great bar. And I said, are you going?

that was for her yes jokes were disgusting put it together i told her she uh she after the show the last show of this chicago comedy festival and she's the last server there all the comics and servers are just leaving to go to the bar next door by zany's i forget the name of it right around the corner from chicago old town ale house Yes, that's the place. Great bar. And I said, are you going?

that was for her yes jokes were disgusting put it together i told her she uh she after the show the last show of this chicago comedy festival and she's the last server there all the comics and servers are just leaving to go to the bar next door by zany's i forget the name of it right around the corner from chicago old town ale house Yes, that's the place. Great bar. And I said, are you going?

She goes, you know what? I saw your act and I want you to know, I think you're completely disgusting. And so I went, okay. This is before there was a comment you could avoid on YouTube. It's a live comment.

She goes, you know what? I saw your act and I want you to know, I think you're completely disgusting. And so I went, okay. This is before there was a comment you could avoid on YouTube. It's a live comment.

She goes, you know what? I saw your act and I want you to know, I think you're completely disgusting. And so I went, okay. This is before there was a comment you could avoid on YouTube. It's a live comment.

Can't erase that. So then I get booked back because I fucking killed. And then she's there. And I said, hey, let's make a truce, okay? I'm here for the whole week now. And... We got to deal with, again, it's us against them. You need tips. I need laughs. Let's just try to get along through this. Yep. Oh, that was the second to last night. The last night of the festival, she's working.

Can't erase that. So then I get booked back because I fucking killed. And then she's there. And I said, hey, let's make a truce, okay? I'm here for the whole week now. And... We got to deal with, again, it's us against them. You need tips. I need laughs. Let's just try to get along through this. Yep. Oh, that was the second to last night. The last night of the festival, she's working.

Can't erase that. So then I get booked back because I fucking killed. And then she's there. And I said, hey, let's make a truce, okay? I'm here for the whole week now. And... We got to deal with, again, it's us against them. You need tips. I need laughs. Let's just try to get along through this. Yep. Oh, that was the second to last night. The last night of the festival, she's working.

And so I started, hey, I started trashing her about saying that I was completely disgusting. And I go, and you're a little cakey with the makeup, but I didn't bring that up. I just... I teed off on her. So there was a beef in play. Uh-huh. So then we made up. Makeup is great. Very cakey with the makeup. It's like almost like one of those Geisha girls. Oh, wow.

And so I started, hey, I started trashing her about saying that I was completely disgusting. And I go, and you're a little cakey with the makeup, but I didn't bring that up. I just... I teed off on her. So there was a beef in play. Uh-huh. So then we made up. Makeup is great. Very cakey with the makeup. It's like almost like one of those Geisha girls. Oh, wow.

And so I started, hey, I started trashing her about saying that I was completely disgusting. And I go, and you're a little cakey with the makeup, but I didn't bring that up. I just... I teed off on her. So there was a beef in play. Uh-huh. So then we made up. Makeup is great. Very cakey with the makeup. It's like almost like one of those Geisha girls. Oh, wow.

Uh, so then we made up when I came back to do the week, went to a bar with the staff, got along, had lots of drinks, went fucked, uh, with her head out the window, which was weird, uh, to think that there's a downtown Chicago hotel that had windows that open. Oh yeah. But it was a thing. Sorry. You should have got on mic for that. You should actually have him mic'd twice. Yes.

Uh, so then we made up when I came back to do the week, went to a bar with the staff, got along, had lots of drinks, went fucked, uh, with her head out the window, which was weird, uh, to think that there's a downtown Chicago hotel that had windows that open. Oh yeah. But it was a thing. Sorry. You should have got on mic for that. You should actually have him mic'd twice. Yes.