Derek

Hello, Jessica, Beaver, Lezzie, and straight guy.

Gaytriot Derek here, reporting in from an HR perspective on people pissing all over bathrooms.

I was just listening to that, and I've had it of all the signs in bathrooms of people pissing and shitting all over the place, apparently.

I've been working in HR for over a decade at this point.

Thankfully, I don't have to deal with this kind of stuff as much as I used to.

But one of our offices had a poop-a-traitor.

It was actually a piss-a-traitor, I guess.

Literally, there were a lot of complaints about this guy that would just pee on the floor next to the urinals.

What?

And we had no idea why.

Um, a lot of his coworkers decided to put like targets in the urinals, like a bull's eye.

And that didn't, that didn't seem to work.

Um, so yeah, I, I'm not quite sure what it is.

We never quite got to the bottom of it of whether it was, uh, there was, there was no underlying issues that we could figure out as far as disability or any things like that goes.

But, um, I think, um,

Eventually, shame worked.

So, yeah, yeah, I think the answer is shame.

So let's keep that up in 2026, the year of our Lord.

Something like that.

The sun's behind me, so I don't get too many chances to turn around and look, but maybe a couple minutes, not very many.