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We Might Be Drunk

217: Doug Stanhope

Mon, 03 Feb 2025

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Doug Stanhope is a classic, we enjoy some cheap wine and hot toddies with him while we discuss comedy, great stories. Join us for this 2 hour episode. Did you know Doug did comedy in Ukraine? Neither did we, go watch his specials on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/@stanhopetv Support the show and sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period of Shopify at https://www.shopify.com/drunk Support the show and download the PrizePicks app today. Use code SPOT to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup at https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DRUNKS Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD  WMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ WMBD Clips Page: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Catch Doug On The Road: https://www.dougstanhope.com/ Sam Morril: YouTube Channel: @sammorril Instagram: https://instagram.com/sammorril Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: YouTube Channel: @marknormand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets We Might Be Drunk is produced by Gotham Production Studios https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ @GothamProductionStudios Producer Matt Peters: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #wemightbedrunk #marknormand #sammorril #podcast #drunkpodcast #comedy #comedian #funny #gothampodcast

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00:00 - 00:08 Sam Morril

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00:24 - 00:37 Mark Normand

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00:38 - 00:46 Doug Stanhope

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00:57 - 01:15 Sam Morril

The enormity of his crimes was all the worse for the outrageous quality of the things he said. When his grandmother Antonia sought to give him some advice, he not only ignored it, but told her, When he exiled his sisters, he warned them that he had swords as well as islands.

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00:00 - 00:00 Sam Morril

When he had someone killed, it was invariably by means of repeated delicate incisions so that, as he notoriously liked to express it, a man would die knowing that he was being put to the blade. When a case of mistaken identity led to the wrong man being executed, he declared that the person put to death had no less deserved to die.

00:00 - 00:00 Sam Morril

He liked to quote the proverbial line from the tragedy, "'Let them hate, provided they fear.'" Once, at an elegant banquet, he suddenly burst out laughing, and when the consuls who were reclining nearby politely inquired of him what had prompted such laughter, he answered, Why, only that with a single nod I could have either of your throats cut here and now.

00:00 - 00:00 Sam Morril

Angered, when a crowd cheered on contestants who were competing against his own favourites, he cried out, If only the Roman people had a single neck! So that is from the biography by Suetonius of Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, who many listeners will better know as Caligula.

00:00 - 00:00 Sam Morril

Caligula's name, Tom, is one of the most notorious, not just in Roman history, but in all history, as a byword for sadism, tyranny, depravity and debauchery. And today... We're going to find out how much of this is propaganda and how much of it is rooted in political reality.

00:00 - 00:00 Sam Morril

So let's put into context from the first century AD, Caligula is the third emperor and he succeeds Tiberius, who he did last time, in the year 37. And he only rules for four years, right? That's right.

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