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#2785 Below Deck Down Under S03E09: Foaming at the Mouth

Tue, 01 Apr 2025

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On Below Deck Down Under, Wihan does less and less and complains more and more, which frustrates everyone and sets the season on a course to chaos. Yay! It’s all set in motion by a foam party for some douchey guests, so get ready for some mopping drama. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What is the main theme of Below Deck Down Under S03E09?

31:09 - 31:31 Ben

Well, she can think for herself. Write another three-page poem with only two-syllable words or shorter, Vian. Yeah, she made an assessment. She's doing okay. She's happy. So then Bree and Harry are like, it's getting really hot and heavy in that room. I'm so happy to spend time together.

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31:31 - 31:32 Ronnie

Me too, I really like you.

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31:32 - 31:34 Ben

I really like you too.

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31:34 - 31:41 Ronnie

Have you ever peeled an orange with a spoon? Or do you use your fingers? She's like, I've used a spoon before. Me as well.

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00:00 - 00:00 Ben

Oh my God. I'm getting to know so much about Harry.

00:00 - 00:00 Ben

So now it's the next morning and Bree's like, we had a great time last night. Kind of what I needed to move past the plateau. There's sides to Harry that people don't know. Literally, because he's so skinny, you don't realize that he's actually a three-dimensional person. But he's 3D. He has an actual side.

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

So I guess it sounds like Harry's got a big wanker.

00:00 - 00:00 Ben

Good for him. Well, good for him. Good for him. He's like, there's sparks. The sparks are fine. Absolutely. I think it's, yeah, I mean, things went well. We basically turned on a podcast and listened to it for 20 minutes and went to sleep. So it was pretty hot and heavy. It was all about cereal. It got dark really quickly, though. I don't know how Best Buy fit into it, but somehow it did.

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

So then Alicia is serving leek and celery soup with toasties, okay? And then for dinner, she's gonna do Korean rice, which sounds great. So Adair tells Jason, it's radioing people, and Adair just goes, have you ever heard the saying, I'm sweating like a hoe in church? I think she says it to Johnny or something like that. Yeah, Johnny's like, you crazy. You're a crazy woman.

Chapter 2: What are Ronnie and Ben's thoughts on the crew dynamics?

59:05 - 59:07 Ben

Let's keep partying.

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59:08 - 59:25 Ben

The foam, it takes over everything. Like, they are submerged in it. And this was, you know, sometimes they do, like, sometimes when they have parties on Below Deck in the yacht, they, like, try to make things into a club, and they put up some streamers and everything. And it's cute, but it's not, like, nothing even close to it. But this time, the foam was foaming, as they would say.

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59:25 - 59:35 Ben

And they had all these amazing aerial shots. They had drones going around. And you could see this thing was taking up the entire back of the yacht. It was actually legitimately very insane. Yeah.

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59:35 - 59:47 Ronnie

Yeah, so then after the party, Johnny's like, where is Vian? And they're like, I don't know. No one's seen him. And he's like, I have to clean alone. And it's all this foam. It's not good.

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00:00 - 00:00 Ben

Yeah, because Vian is there. He was there. And in the moment it's time to clean up, he's like, he like pushes the thing like a broom twice. And he's like...

00:00 - 00:00 Ben

well this is a lot and then he goes downstairs and then he goes in the crew mess and then he like eats food and he hangs out and then he goes to bed and johnny is alone with all the stuff and even if vihan is scheduled to go to bed then as the head of department when you see that this is such a mess and you know that one person is not going to be able to do this you know in three hours of time you buck up and you help out and you do it and you get the job done but he's like whatever i have to go to bed because it can be hot tomorrow and have to refill my water bottles

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

Yeah, so he's useless as usual. So then Adair tells Marina she gets to go on a date, which is just what Marina wants to hear. She's like, wow, really? Don't make him fall in love with you. Folding a towel, you know? It's like, he ain't gonna fall in love with me. He's just known me for three weeks.

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

I mean, Jesus Christ, that's enough time to impregnate me, but that ain't enough time to fall in love. Get real, girl.

00:00 - 00:00 Ben

So now Johnny is just like pushing foam around. There's got to be a way to clean foam more effectively. There's got to be like some... Like there are foam parties all the time in these places and like clubs. There must be like a way. There must be like something that you spray on it that makes it deflate. But he's just pushing it around and it's... Nothing's happening.

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