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Two Hot Takes

209: Paranoid or Perfectly Executed? Ft. Dylan Efron

Thu, 27 Mar 2025

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Dylan Efron! Dylan is coming off of The Traitors where you have to wonder are people being paranoid or are they perfectly executing things? Like is it wrong to call things off if your fiancé wanted to invite their ex to your wedding? Or are you going too hard when you call out your sister's boyfriend for a proposal prank? We have to help determine who executed things well! Oh and Justin pops in to finish it out with us, as I couldn't give you a short episode :) See ya in the comments! Checkout Dylan's Content: https://www.instagram.com/dylanefron/?hl=en Bonus Content on Patreon including new full length episodes: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes MERCH HERE ! https://shop.twohottakes.com Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Index:  00:00 -- Start  11:17 -- Story 1  22:00 -- Story 2  31:22 -- Story 3  41:20 -- Story 4  49:30 -- Story 5  01:07:56 -- Story 6  1:29:51 -- Story 7  1:35:00 -- Story 8  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who are Morgan and Dylan Efron?

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

OK, you ready?

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00:01 - 00:01 Dylan Efron

Let's do it.

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00:01 - 00:17 Morgan

OK, we're starting off today with some rock, paper, scissors. I'm ready because you're really good. And I'm like, I thought I was pretty good. But you start off and you're like, I need to put this on my resume on traders because it was so you were so good.

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00:18 - 00:20 Dylan Efron

And then I proceeded to lose every match after. Did you really?

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00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

I thought I saw you win.

00:00 - 00:00 Dylan Efron

No, I played against Danielle twice, I think, and I lost both to her. So that's why I didn't get to see Tom sing. I was on the other team. Oh, God.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

To see him sing in person, too.

00:00 - 00:00 Dylan Efron

I missed my chance.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

So we're kicking it off. Rock, paper, scissors, okay? Do you do rock, paper, scissors, shoot?

Chapter 2: Why did Dylan Efron lose at rock, paper, scissors?

02:10 - 02:11 Morgan

Yeah, your little casting tape.

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02:11 - 02:15 Dylan Efron

I can't just send them my Instagram. I'll be like, hey, like just look. I like adventure.

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02:16 - 02:35 Morgan

Jesse Tannenbaum, if you're out there, right here. I feel like you do so good. You just had such a good game on Traders where you were yourself, but you also had, like, you just had such an eye on, like, people, and you were so intuitive, and it was a really fun season to watch.

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02:35 - 02:43 Dylan Efron

I appreciate it. Yeah, no, I've definitely played poker as a kid, and I watched a lot of these shows, so I have a big competitive streak in me. It was fun to...

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00:00 - 00:00 Dylan Efron

kind of be myself and just be friendly with everybody but also be like thinking like a lot of people didn't know who I was and they were like this guy like why is he here and they didn't know I might be thinking a lot I know well I didn't realize like were you a big game super fan before this because you actually did watch Carolyn's season of Survivor yeah so I watched Survivor as a kid and then I went to college and didn't have cable so I didn't watch for a while but then I went back and watched a bunch of ones I missed but

00:00 - 00:00 Dylan Efron

One of the more recent ones that I've watched was Carolyn's season.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

I just went back and watched it. It's actually so good. It was. I love her.

00:00 - 00:00 Dylan Efron

And yeah, no, it was a great season. So they have like that new era versus the old era. So I was very much like a viewer of the old era. And now I've started to rewatch some of the new era stuff. And it's a lot different than it used to be. But Carolyn's season is very much like the summary of the new era.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

Did you watch Boston Rob's season as well?

Chapter 3: What are Dylan Efron's thoughts on reality TV shows?

13:22 - 13:47 Morgan

The table went dead silent. My sister looked mortified, but my parents looked pissed at him. He stammered something about it being a joke, but my dad straight up told him, That's not a joke. That's cruelty. He left shortly after, and now my sister is mad at me for embarrassing him and making things worse. I told her he embarrassed her first and deserved to be called out.

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13:48 - 13:53 Morgan

My parents are backing me, but my sister says I ruined things for her. Am I the asshole?

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13:54 - 13:57 Dylan Efron

Oh, no. She's a good friend. She's a good sister.

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13:57 - 14:06 Morgan

Good sister. That's what I'm thinking. I feel like he really took this too far for it to be just a prank.

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00:00 - 00:00 Dylan Efron

You said in the beginning their ages.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

How old are they? She's 28 and he's 32. Wow.

00:00 - 00:00 Dylan Efron

Yeah, because that joke coming from him feels like a 22-year-old.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

So immature. Yeah.

00:00 - 00:00 Dylan Efron

So a 32 year old that's doing that prank. Yeah, it's a pretty big flag.

Chapter 4: How did Dylan Efron handle manipulation on Traders?

73:07 - 73:26 Morgan

Or it's just like he's asking, he's like, he's like, babe, my sperm count is really low. How are we having a third kid? And she's like, I don't know what to tell you, but we are. And then in his head, he's like, well, my sperm count is so low. It's not mine. I want a paternity test.

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73:26 - 73:30 Justin

Did he just find out the sperm count thing after?

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73:31 - 73:32 Morgan

Because I would assume.

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73:32 - 73:33 Justin

Why is it an issue now?

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00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

I would assume he is known. So they have two kids. There's no context of how old those two kids are.

00:00 - 00:00 Justin

You're kind of curious.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

Are there age gaps between the kids? Did they struggle to have those kids? Like just because it's low sperm count doesn't mean they're not strong swimmers. It's not like he's sterile. Like he has some.

00:00 - 00:00 Justin

Yeah.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

So maybe his wife is extremely fertile to make up for his, you know, infertility.

Chapter 5: Is it justified to call out a prankster at a family gathering?

115:16 - 115:27 Justin

It came early, but we just want to, you know, we're not able to go right now, obviously. But we would love for you guys to go enjoy this. Guess what?

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115:28 - 115:28 Morgan

She gone.

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115:29 - 115:32 Justin

Smooth, quiet, peaceful.

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115:32 - 115:42 Morgan

Just crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. I think she should get more paranoid to be honest. But so far, perfectly executed. Wish her well.

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00:00 - 00:00 Justin

Yeah.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

Okay. That is all I got for this episode. I hope you enjoyed the additional stories to make it a little longer.

00:00 - 00:00 Justin

Gosh, that last one was like a three for one.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

I know. I didn't realize those were going to be there. Sometimes it's a surprise when I go digging. But we are headed over to record some Patreon now. So come on over. We're getting into more paranoia issues, wedding drama. some mother-in-law drama. There's one that's like really, really going to be good.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

It's titled, I caught my husband having sex with his mistress in the car with our baby in the backseat.

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