This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss trying something new in the boudoir, gay olympics, nip to nip, true cime, Lewis Black, Bravo making us gayer, The Giver, and Ask about kissing at an all girls Catholic school, a Conclave review, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comLos Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]
Chapter 1: What is the meaning behind 'Nip to Nip'?
We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlon. Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes. Two dykes. Two dykes. One mic. One mic. One mic. One mic. Yeah. Two dykes. Two dykes. Who dykes? Who dykes? We dykes. We dykes. We dykes. Yeah.
Wait, because this is going to be the last episode before we kind of are never here again. There's one more.
The next one. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. In this timeline. Yeah.
So let me. Or what about the graduation song? As we go on. We remember. So, ladies and gentlethems, welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a Mic. It's with a heavy heart.
Wait, they're gonna think it's over. Also, say your name.
mckinsey goodwin and i'm rachel scanlon ali and we're in love with each other it's your first time listening to this podcast welcome welcome welcome we are two best friends we're two best friends who hook up regularly live on this podcast that we call two dykes and a mic but that part is audio only that's right that's audio that's audio only you can never really tell who's topping you can you can tell and it ain't me
It's Rachel going, wait, wait, wait, can I try? Me in the sack is going, in the sack?
somebody's never done it in the sack rocks me in the sack is like can I try something that's that's my energy I like a can I try something hey I know we're having fun but what if I tried something have you I love this yeah I love that for you have you ever seen an adult at a bounce place yeah I've been one so that is the energy of me in the bedroom okay one of those places that's like a jump house yes yes yes yes where every all everyone is left and it's just like a lot of bouncing your tits are high and low yeah it
Yes. You're getting it. The meat's bouncing up and down. And you're so happy to be there. I'm so happy to be there. Me too. My energy is so like, thank you for being here with me today. Thank you so much for being here tonight.
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Chapter 2: What changes are happening to the podcast studio?
Absolutely.
absolutely nobody should have to make love with me except for my beautiful wife can i just tell them can i fill them in what's happening yes okay so why we started singing vitamin c graduation yes other than it's one of the best songs it's so good she really did dye her hair orange she would yeah she's like somebody vitamin c somebody in an r was like let's go orange i think it's beautiful
Let's get her on the pod. She must be. She's got to still be around. She's got to be around because she's here. Yeah. Okay. We'll get Vitamin C on the pod. We'll talk about the graduation song. Fine. But the reason why we were singing it is this is going to be our last ever recording here in this studio. Yes. We're going to be finding a new studio, which is very exciting. It's very exciting.
I am going to miss this studio, though. I'm going to miss this boot.
I'm going to miss that boot.
Which I bought. Yep.
And that mic that I made. That you made. Man. Also, shout out Spotify. We fucking love Spotify. They've been so good to us. And then we'll find a new home to go out.
We will. We will.
But if you're listening to this podcast right now and you want to help support the podcast and keep it going, share it with your gay friends. But also, you can listen to us on Spotify. But also, rate and review the pod.
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Chapter 3: What exciting news is happening in the gay community?
And our guy-ands. And we will actually, you know, in this episode, we will tell all the new listeners how those names came about. Because a lot of people are like, I want to be a Shark. I want to be a Diane. I don't know which one I am. Right. Right. We'll talk about that. If you become a paid subscriber, that's how this podcast keeps going.
Yes.
You know.
That's how we do it.
We are an independent podcast. It's just us. Oh, yeah. And Leah, obviously. Obviously Leah. Our mommy.
Yeah.
100%.
Yeah. The editing is unreal.
The lifeblood. Yeah.
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Chapter 4: How do Rachel and McKenzie handle conflicts in their relationships?
May I guess? Yeah. Summer? Summer Olympics or winter? Yeah. Summer. Summer. Summer is kind of like all of them. I was just saying the same thing.
Summer is every single thing. I would say this. It's the sport that you wouldn't think. Or at least for me, it's a sport that's like very hetero. Swimming?
Okay, was that humiliating?
Yeah. Come on.
A swimmer's body?
Have you ever seen a female swimmer? No. No. Your hair is giving Ace Ventura a pet detective today. Actually, everything on your body is giving Ace Ventura a pet detective.
You know what's so weird, Ken? What? I landed from Canada last night and was showered, went to bed with my hair wet, and woke up and it was tall. I can tell. It's like, it's up.
I know.
I know.
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Chapter 5: What are the latest thoughts on the White Lotus series?
I'm thinking about it physically and there's no point in that. Your heads would be like right here.
Yeah. But our nipples would be touching.
I hate you.
Hey, let us live. I love you. Let us cook. In gay news. Yeah.
Can I guess the sport?
Yeah. Guess the sport. So an Olympic, I would say, gold medalist. Yes. Came out this, a couple weeks ago. Now, when this episode comes out.
Did she come out as queer?
She came out by posting her and her girlfriend. So to me, unclear.
Okay.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of Kyle's public persona?
What are your thoughts on this gymnastic? Wait, and don't look at my finger. It's really hard. I'm pro the gymnast coming out. I'm pro gymnast. However, with what you have said, I'm also looking for the opposite. You said I'm so glad that young people... And role models are coming out. I want old people who are not role models also coming out.
I want old cunts coming out of the woodwork and being like, I'm pan. Here's what I will say. And say it.
All old cunts are gay. Yes. Because why else are you mad at that age? You're mad because you never came out.
Yes.
That's my... That's a great point. That's my thing.
Here's the thing. If you waited that long to come out... People are like, she's kind of mean. She's kind of mean. Right.
I'm just like, I want them young. Yeah. And I want them to be role models. I think it's exciting time for gymnasts. It always is an exciting time for gymnasts. They're so strong. They're so strong. They're always flipping. They're always doing really fun things. Yeah. I love them.
I love them. Me too. I'm so happy that this happened. Wait, before we get to the next gay news, can I slide into gay news? Yeah. Okay. It's our cities. You're so funny. Okay. Tomorrow, we're going to be performing in Los Angeles at the Largo Theater. And we're with Raven and Miranda. Yeah. Tomorrow, Miranda Mayday. This is the tea time podcast. We're going. They are so fun.
So also, there's a large chance that this show is already sold out. But when the show is in L.A., every once in a while, they will have a standby list of people. And you could still reach out and get a ticket and show up on the day. That's why I'm saying.
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