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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Two Dykes and a Mic?
We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlon.
Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes, two dykes, two dykes. One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic. Yeah. Two dykes, two dykes. Who dykes, who dykes? We dykes, we dykes, we dykes. Yeah.
ladies and gentlemen welcome to another episode of two dykes and a mic i'm mackenzie goodwin and i'm rachel scanlina lee we have so much in this episode i want to start off by saying i love your shirt it's very raising phoenix raising arizona raising arizona yeah nick cage in one of his best works yeah i would say that for sure i love and i believe wait who's the woman i've never seen the movie
I've just seen the cover of it at Blockbuster. Oh my god, you gotta see it.
They steal a baby.
No. Yeah, it rocks. It rocks. Oh my god, exciting. Yeah, you gotta see that. I could definitely see myself stealing a baby. Yeah, it's giving you and Nazara energy in a good, good, fun way. For sure. I feel like me running around with a mustache stealing babies, Nazara like... Meal prepping for the baby and I. Yeah.
So much fun. You got to see that movie.
Yeah.
It's queer adjacent.
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Chapter 2: What was E.R. Fightmaster doing in Alaska?
Yeah.
Anyways. I'm assuming that's what he did.
Wait. I feel like then people did turn on DJ Khaled. I don't know. He's still out here like- Not eating pussy? No. Yes.
But producing music. Producing music and not going down on women. I can't believe- Which seems like two of the most boring things in the whole world.
You know who does go down on women? Who? Benny Blanco gives munch. You think so? For sure.
Yeah.
Do you want to know why? Why? Because he knows that it's like, I feel like he's proficient. Same thing. I look at Charlie Pluth and I go-
is it pluth it has to be wait it has to be i think it's charlie poof his last name is poof not poof poof but it does suck to have poo in your last name his last name is not pluth i think it's poof charlie poof watching your lips make that shape is killing me poof it's poof pluth wait it's charlie i think it's p-u-t-h but it is pronounced p-o-o-t-h poof poof
charlie the poof yeah he is pussy hard you think so i think he does i think he does there's something about these like these really good musicians these sensitive boys who like have this softness to them can i be honest You think you're going to beg Salima Gomez by not going down on her until the cows come home?
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