The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Wild Willy’s All The Smoke Conclave Update (feat. noted liar David Samson)
Wed, 07 May 2025
My Neck, My Back, My Clavicle Has Cracked. It's time for a game of "If The Shoe Was On The Other Foot." Mike accuses Boris Sanchez of dying his beard. Samson reveals which former NBA Player whose name rhymes with Fall Fierce likes when you call him "daddy." It was an hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: How does David Samson feel about his work?
And here's David Sampson scratching his eyebrows, already looking annoyed. I don't know why. David, you come in, you look sour. Are you happy to be at work today?
I couldn't be happier. Wednesday is my favorite day. Coming on with you guys. Had a great Nothing Personal this morning. So much going on. I am jacked up and ready. What was great about Nothing Personal today? Oh, einfach nur darüber zu sprechen, was in Pittsburgh passiert ist. So viele, so viel von meinem Publikum war interessiert.
Und Stu, ich bin sicher, du hast die Show während des Verkehrs nicht gehört, aber du hättest es. Aber viel Gespräch, obwohl es nicht mehr beratet ist, also vielleicht kommt es nicht auf deinen Feed. Aber ja, es gab einen Kampf zwischen einem Gameday-Anwalt und einem Fan. Und das passiert nicht jeden Tag. Und alles scheint in Pittsburgh dieses Jahr zu passieren. Es war für sie ein Schmerz.
Chapter 2: What incident occurred at a Pittsburgh game?
There's a lot under the umbrella of everything seems to be happening in Pittsburgh. Because we didn't even get to the story, is that a human being falling out of the stands?
Yeah, that was a human being who broke his back, neck and clavicle.
Why are you laughing during that? Why would you laugh during that? It was your transition, I think. No, but broke his neck and clavicle and what else? You can't laugh when you're saying that.
What would you have given him, David? What is the compensation, had that happened when you were president?
So, I got a funny one for you, Billy. Someone contacted me and said, would I pay for, in that situation, were I to be president of the team, all of his medical bills? And the answer was no. It wouldn't even be a thought of mine to pay the medical bills. What we did is provide first responder help immediately. Both team trainers were there.
We made sure that he got to the hospital in the ambulance and, you know, a follow-up card with a little PR statement saying we're sorry and we hope you get better. But come on. Es ist nicht unsere Verantwortung. Du kannst nicht aus den Ständen fallen, egal wie glücklich du bist, mit einem Doppel von Andrew McCutcheon. Aber keine Sorge, sie haben die Investigation gemacht.
Er hatte zwei Bier, nur zwei Bier.
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Chapter 3: How does David Samson handle injuries at events?
Wow, also war er falsch. Ist das, warum du Teams fielst, die nicht erfreulich sind, wie Erfreulichheit aus den Ständen und jemand aus den Ständen aus dem Unfall rauskommt? Wie oft siehst du das genau?
I just don't understand how you're sitting here giggling during... You were legitimately giggling. He was happy almost. No, stop it. Stop it. I'm not giggling about the fact that he broke his back and neck. Look, if we went back and... David... If we went back and played this video right now, this is appalling. You'd hear a giggle. This is appalling and you were appalling.
You were absolutely giggling. I said we didn't even get to the video of a human being falling out of the stands and you gleefully said, yeah, he broke his back, neck and clavicle. And you were laughing about it.
So, you accused me when we started four minutes late saying, oh, you look down, are you happy to be at work? And I was saying, I'm great, like everything's good. And then you're like, by the way, a guy almost croaked in the stands. I'm like, yeah, but he didn't. It was just neck, back and clavicle. Now we know why he's mad, Dan. Because you were four minutes late?
When's the last time you were late, Sam? When's the last time you were late to anything?
I'm not late, but again, it doesn't matter. You have stuff to do, you have a show to run, I'm very happy for you.
No, wait a minute. Are you ever late? What do you mean? I'm very happy for you.
You have stuff to do, I'm very happy for you. We're onboarding today, like onboarding the show, onboarding me and me, and onboarding David. Let's turn the vibes around.
Pressing me on personal medical information.
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Chapter 4: Is Boris Sanchez's beard dyed?
Oh, I don't know. I think that maybe there's another name that we can use than all the smoke.
I think we should do all the smoke and I think Stugat should wander in smoking heaters. Let's call it Conclave. So Amin, what kind of update are we going to get here in the next few minutes and how mesmerizing is the beard?
Well, I texted Boris and we're gonna get an update pretty soon on whether the beard is or has not died.
It is. Thank you. I don't care what Boris says. It is.
You know what? I don't think Mike gets enough credit here as a real industry leader on he is the breaking news leader throughout sports and maybe entertainment on hey, that person's things are fake.
Not hard to do that, Dan, when you accuse everybody of dying their beard. But he's never been wrong. I've been wrong once. No. Yeah,
Du kennst mich. Zwei Mal. Ja, ich habe David gefragt. Ich war interessiert. Und ich bin noch nicht so sicher. Noted liar. Aber Jeff Passon, ich habe das falsch gemacht. Wow. Ich habe das falsch gemacht. Er hat mich gefacet, er hat mich durchgeholt. Und er hat mich tatsächlich geupdatet, als die Gräser begonnen haben, durchzugehen. Wie hast du dich durchgeholt?
Er hat sich zu einem Fenster gehalten. Wenn ich nicht sterben würde, würde ich mich direkt aufhalten. Du stirbst? Nein, nein, nein. Very funny. You're very sharp. Wild Willy Wednesday. I kind of like it.
Oh, you've never been invited!
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Chapter 5: Who won a debate against David Samson?
Das war sein Con? Ich hoffe, dass die meisten Menschen das Con als größeres Ding bezeichnen, aber auch zusätzlich, er hat seine Haare täglich gefärbt. Ein Side-Con? Guys, we're on the hairbeat. We're not on any other beat. I'm not on the human trafficking beat. We're on the hairbeat. And by the way, I can't play fast and loose with human trafficking. I need more evidence.
The Pope. When are the updates coming on the Pope? It doesn't seem like David likes the Pope. Can we do another segment of all the smoke?
David, you don't like the Pope. David doesn't like the Pope.
Well, there is no Pope right now. First of all, there is no Pope. Second of all, I said I don't like the name. Why? I don't think we can go with all the smoke. I wanted to change the name in the best interests of Metal Ark to a different name for the segment where we announce at the end of each day through one of Stu Gotts' heaters whether or not there's been a Pope chosen.
I just got a text back, not from Boris, but from Dom Kang. He says, the entirety of the smoke
Die ganze Zeit. Es ist nicht so schlimm, ich meine, und Stu Gotts, das einzige Problem mit dem ist, dass du länger durch den Tag bleiben musst, weil die Konklave am Ende des Tages entscheidet, ob sie einen bekommen oder nicht. Sie wählen, was du von dem Film kennst, den ich sicherlich gesehen habe. Aber die Zeitdifferenz ist so, dass du bis um 1 Uhr östlich bleiben musst.
Und ich weiß, dass das problematisch sein kann.
Samson, just out of curiosity, because they're sitting here saying... What about Holy Smoke? Holy Smoke is better.
I like all the smoke. Well, Holy Smoke was also a movie, so that's not our IP.
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Chapter 6: What is 'All the Smoke' about?
How about thank you for smoking?
What do you mean? He likes when you call him daddy. What kind of contribution is that? You grinning fool?
Are you fucking Paul Pierce, David?
Wait, what's that? What are you snorting in the middle of the segment when you're saying that about Paul Pierce?
What's the matter with you? Answer the man's question. Answer it. Calling someone daddy and making sweet, passionate love are two totally different things.
Yes or no?
Ich bin hart. Nein, das bin ich nicht. Halt es auf dem Tisch.
Halt es auf dem Tisch, Juju. Ist das zu machen, süßes, passioniertes Liebe und jemanden zu nennen, Vater, anders?
I don't even understand what you just did there, Samson. Please, I've got two questions for you, okay? And they're important. Answer them honestly. Honestly. Why did you do that? Which part, Dan? Alright, start with... Let me go back for a second, okay? Please. To the beginning. To you boning pulpiers. No, I'd like to get away from that. Thank you. It could be a cuck situation. I mean, come on.
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Chapter 7: How does David Samson approach legal liability?
Niemand hat mehr in Paul Pierce's Gesicht gemacht, um ihm zu sagen, dass er auf behalf von Miami schläft als Mike Ryan. Das ist wahr. Das kann nicht gespürt werden. Paul Pierce will diesen Schmuck nicht. Er will diesen Schmuck nicht. Und ehrlich gesagt, ich denke, Mike Ryan hat ihn von Veneers verurteilt.
Und er hat seine Haare gefärbt. Auf seinen Gesicht. Auf seinen Gesicht. Und er hat es nicht verurteilt. Er hat es gefärbt. Er hat es gefärbt. Er hat es gefärbt wie ein Champ. Er hat gesagt, du hast mich gefärbt.
Es ist ein gewinniger Schritt. Du weißt, dass du Veneers fährst. Das ist ein großartiger Schritt. Es ist ein echter Humbler in der Debatte.
I mean, they're not doing it for people not to notice, right? What is the con they're trying to prove? Like, oh, my teeth got better on their own? Like, get out of here. You got the veneers. I'm going to call them out. Don't deny it.
It's unnecessary. It's too vain of you to tell everybody, I see your fake teeth. It's unnecessary. I've got one cap. Samson, the other question I wanted to ask you, noted liar. When you point at Stugatz and you say, of this papal series that everyone is watching, Conclave, Stugatz, which I'm sure you've watched.
When you tell Stugatz, I'm sure you've watched it, you say it with the smugness of knowing- I watched. With the smugness of he wasn't listening to you, you know he wasn't listening to you, and when you say, Stugatz, I'm sure you've watched, you're lying.
No, that's called sarcasm. Totally different than line. But if you'd like to conflate the two, then we can. But what I was saying is, Stu is so busy doing God knows what.
God bless football. Not God knows what, it's God bless football. God knows football.
Jesus Christ.
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Chapter 8: What are Samson's views on personal grooming in sports?
I thought that you had started God Knows What.
God Knows What is a totally better podcast. Billy, buy the domain name before ESPN steals it from you. God Knows What. ESPN is not who I'm worried about stealing it from me. Is it Samson you're worried about stealing it from you?
I already own it.
While we were talking? God knows what?
I'm very busy right now.
Wait a minute, you bought the domain name God knows what to compete against God bless football right now?
Hey Brett, I'm on the air live. Could you please go buy God knows what the domain name?
You said you already did it.
Go get that. You said you already did it. 1, 2, 3, Brett live right now. There he is. God knows what. Please go secure that. I better secure an entirety of the smoke right now.
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