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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: We Need Shrimp

Wed, 14 May 2025

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Zaslow is not afraid of Game 5 between the Florida Panthers and Toronto Maple Leafs tonight, but he will be on the verge of projectile vomiting the entire time. Plus, it's a Wild Billy Wednesday so we dive deep on Mango Mountain Dew available exclusively at Little Caesars, why Mike Fuentes joined Cameo, and whether Dan was too much of an asshole to Chris and Greg Cote yesterday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who was David Starr and why is his passing significant to the show?

52.533 - 56.255 Dan Le Batard

What did I wear my first day as an intern? All right, now you're being a dick.

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58.266 - 75.265 Billy

I do want to take the opportunity to say we had an original production director over at 790, David Starr, and I found out last week that he passed away. So thoughts and prayers to his family. I'm sorry to bring the vibes down, but 790 holds a special place in our heart, and Dave Starr was a big part of that station.

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76.426 - 84.935 Zaslow

I did not know that. I am learning that now. I texted you. I texted you and Sugatz. I texted you and Sugatz. That's bad ball.

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85.155 - 96.506 Billy

Marty Schottenheimer, too. Whoa. Whoa. I thought it was big enough news to let you guys know personally. And I thought it was weird that neither you or Sugatz responded to that. I guess you guys weren't big Dave Starr guys. Yep.

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98.371 - 109.117 Zaslow

I don't think you can really start a sentence where everyone's laughing, saying not to bring down the vibes, but someone you know died. And you're informing me of that because I didn't see it on the text.

109.157 - 120.464 Billy

I was waiting for an organic place. While we were laughing? Well, he mentioned 790. That was organic. A door opened for him. You've got to walk through it. You guys are talking about Tyrese Halliburton. I'm like, Dan, David Starr died.

120.524 - 124.826 Chris Cote

And we never talk about 790, so that was our one opportunity. The window was so shut.

125.187 - 127.108 Dan Le Batard

Zaz, how are you feeling about the David Starr news story?

128.175 - 130.377 Chris Cote

Yeah, I was a little bit bummed when I saw it a few days ago.

Chapter 2: What happened during Wild Billy Wednesday and how did it affect the hosts?

274.215 - 274.455 Dan Le Batard

Yeah.

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276.969 - 292.988 Zaslow

I don't think we should be telling people what is real and what is not real as people, for example, wonder about the whereabouts of Stugatz. And I kind of wish that was a bit. But I don't understand why Stugatz was on the schedule four days this week and hasn't gotten here yet. He's still in Newark.

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293.188 - 293.788 Chris Cote

My gain.

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294.068 - 302.031 Zaslow

Well, this is what's happening right now. This is what's happening. Zaz is like, I'm on a heater, man. I can't believe Stugatz is leaving the seat open.

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302.051 - 317.278 Billy

No, we were talking back here. It's been a weird couple of days on the show. And Chris asked aloud, like, what do you think Zaz is thinking these last few days? And Billy just picks his head up from his papers and he goes, cha-ching. They can wise love money. I got to go into work tomorrow morning.

317.358 - 330.673 Zaslow

Again with this, with all people love money, Zaslow. That's true. It's not just wives. Husbands also love money. Yeah, that's true. Really? We're the show now that plays a cash register sound?

330.713 - 335.274 Billy

It's a little tribute to Dave Starr. Dave would have loved that, and his son, too.

335.554 - 338.495 Zaslow

Why don't you find me? He did love his son. He really did.

338.515 - 339.035 Chris Cote

Say that.

Chapter 3: What is the story behind the strained relationship and communication issues among the hosts?

460.95 - 481.505 Zaslow

Yeah. You know, I did miss that. That is true. And that's fair. I'm under a lot of different stuff now. But the thing I had requested from you and Izzy, you guys didn't actually like all you said is, yeah, we answered your questions by telling you we weren't going to send any of the things you asked for. Yes, because we explained why they were unnecessary. It's an answer.

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482.265 - 484.666 Zaslow

It is an answer, but it's not a completion.

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484.686 - 486.206 Billy

It's not the right answer.

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486.246 - 493.388 Zaslow

It's not the completion of the task, right? It's just to tell me, no, I can't do that, isn't really completing what it is that I've requested.

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493.788 - 504.651 Chris Cote

Dan, it's like you said, hey, let's bake a cake. We said, fine. He said, you know what we really need? Shrimp. And like, Dan, our response was, I don't think we need shrimp for a cake. And you're like, I haven't heard back. Are we doing the shrimp or not?

504.711 - 510.036 Billy

Yeah. He's given the shrimp some thought, some more thought. Circling back on the shrimp.

511.517 - 533.317 Zaslow

Do you guys have any thoughts on the ravaging the Pacers just gave the Cleveland Cavaliers? Because I said yesterday the Pacers can beat anybody, and that's not true. They can't beat OKC. But playing that style of basketball on – I mean – on any game, they can be good enough to beat you. But doing this to Cleveland, right?

533.537 - 554.336 Zaslow

Because I didn't actually write off OKC, though I want to hear your thoughts on this. I mean, I'm just respecting the best player in the world and probably not respecting OKC's defense enough because I have so rarely seen Jokic look like he looked in games three and four and Denver was still in those games. But I'm not writing off anybody. I'm just respecting the best player in the world.

554.716 - 570.842 Chris Cote

You kind of wrote them off, Dan. You sounded every alarm because they lost game one. And I said, Dan, it's the playoffs. This happens all the time. All they got to do is win one in Denver, and we're back at square one. And that's exactly what Oklahoma City did, and now they won one up ahead on game five.

Chapter 4: How did the Pacers' recent performance impact their playoff chances?

928.856 - 931.678 Chris Cote

He gets in the lane without even looking at the rim.

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931.698 - 934.88 Chris Cote

They even mentioned it on the broadcast last game. Why didn't he shoot that?

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935.14 - 940.023 Chris Cote

Yeah, he's driving looking to pass, looking for someone else to give the ball.

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940.083 - 943.166 Chris Cote

Like here, Gary Payton III, you shoot instead of me.

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944.486 - 962.678 Chris Cote

Or just even initiating the contact and going through it. Some of that is Rudy Gobert. But even when Gobert is off the floor, he's not looking aggressive. And it's weird. But here's the thing, Dan. If he comes out tonight and has 40 and they win, and then Steph comes back next game, all is forgiven.

962.698 - 969.082 Zaslow

But my question to you is legitimately, can he, right? Because when we talked yesterday about Giannis,

970.565 - 980.937 Chris Cote

Which was amazing the way you guys talked about it. Like, oh, he's not in his prime. I'm like, what are you talking about? He had the best year of his career. Is he any worse than he was like a year or two ago?

981.037 - 989.18 Zaslow

No. Okay, this is his prime. Usually in basketball, the prime isn't at 30. Look, you just look at it.

989.46 - 993.123 Chris Cote

You want to know what the prime is? Oh, look at that. Oh, yeah, that's its prime.

Chapter 5: What does the podcast say about Jimmy Butler's playoff performance and health concerns?

1180.915 - 1185.096 Chris Cote

Wait, so in the pantheon, it's Patrick Mahomes one, number two, Derek White.

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1185.536 - 1192.915 Chris Cote

I'm still stuck on the complete and obvious lie. That Mike Ryan's going to have the sound on the next game tonight.

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1193.015 - 1193.975 Billy

It is a lie.

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1194.035 - 1196.557 Chris Cote

No, you got me. Get the hell out of here. You got me.

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1196.577 - 1199.078 Billy

Get those chickens ready. I said that for a fact.

1199.158 - 1200.738 Zaslow

Oh, wow. Delayed chickens.

1200.798 - 1202.339 Chris Cote

Yo, chicken time.

1203.56 - 1205.961 Unknown

I'm a chicken. Yeah.

1217.028 - 1220.189 Billy

Hand up. I'll admit it when I'm wrong. I was wrong there. I lied.

Chapter 6: What are the perspectives on Giannis Antetokounmpo’s current prime and future sustainability?

1827.283 - 1849.643 Dan Le Batard

Look me up. Zazz, here's the deal. Because you're asking for a price point. If I'm going to be honest with you, we're a little bit past the boom of Cameo. Yes. So like when we got in, it was like peak Cameo. And I, like Mike, held off for a couple of days because I was like, I don't know if this. I was like, I don't know if I'm the right personality tone.

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1849.723 - 1851.424 Dan Le Batard

I don't know if I'm going to be a fit for Cameo.

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1851.604 - 1854.847 Izzy

That's how I feel. I don't know. Billy's honestly perfect for Cameo.

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1854.887 - 1867.215 Dan Le Batard

People ended up liking what I was doing. But I waited a couple of days and then famously announced that I joined Cameo on January 6th as they were storming the Capitol because I didn't know what was going on. You could hear that full story of Mystery Crate from a couple of weeks ago if you'd like.

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1868.275 - 1870.676 Billy

So it was actually kind of around when we left ESPN.

1870.696 - 1890.243 Dan Le Batard

Yeah, it was. It was like first thing everybody did because we weren't allowed to at ESPN. So anywho, I set a price. And then at the time, again, it was like the boom of Cameo. And they send you like you have a Cameo rep. And the rep was like, you might want to up your price. Like significantly because you're meeting a demand. And he wanted me to like triple my price.

1890.263 - 1902.587 Dan Le Batard

I was like, I'm not going to do that. I'll be like $5 and that's it. But at the boom, Zazz, it was like 30 cameos a day that I had due. And they would call me in the morning like, hey, you have all these due. You got to do it. You got to do all this stuff. It has since cooled down.

1902.627 - 1919.553 Dan Le Batard

But a piece of advice that I will give you as someone who is still pretty active on the cameo and still gets videos and had to do some and I had to do the Mountain Dew one. And that was one that was expired. If you join, you got to do them. Because we have some people here who have joined recently. We have Mike Fuentes. I saw you join a cameo for some reason.

1919.593 - 1920.193 Zaslow

What? Yeah.

Chapter 7: What are the hosts' thoughts on the Knicks and Celtics playoff series outlook?

Chapter 8: What humorous moments and running jokes appear in this episode?

0.149 - 25.606 Zaslow

shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow in it shadow in it i should probably ask billy this question directly but i'm afraid to talk to him now that he's got this empowering wednesday uh and it's uh gone to his head a little bit But I will ask the rest of you, instead of Billy, because I don't want to look him in the eye.

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30.728 - 30.708 Chris Cote

15.

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31.548 - 34.63 Zaslow

Is it more or less than 15 years? 15 sounds about right.

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34.65 - 36.13 Billy

Before including internship?

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36.65 - 40.272 Zaslow

I think 15 is about right. Billy, do you have an exact number?

41.625 - 42.506 Dan Le Batard

Is the prices right?

43.446 - 44.807 Zaslow

I just, do you know is what I'm saying.

44.827 - 48.59 Dan Le Batard

Yeah, it started in 2010, so 15 years. All right, wow, they all got it.

48.69 - 52.513 Chris Cote

I have an excellent memory, anything 790 related. Really?

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