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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche

Wed, 12 Mar 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the introduction to this episode?

00:01 - 00:04 DraftKings Network Announcer

You're listening to DraftKings Network.

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00:12 - 00:33 DraftKings Network Announcer

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00:40 - 00:40 DraftKings Network Announcer

Cuervo.

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00:45 - 00:45 DraftKings Network Announcer

Cuervo.

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00:00 - 00:00 Dan Le Batard

This is the Dan Levitard Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

00:00 - 00:00 Billy

This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stugatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Chapter 2: What is the significance of the Arizona song?

01:10 - 01:49 Jeremy

I know what all you want to say, but I think you'd attend my funeral if I died in LA. And I wonder if there is a place where nobody would show up for me when I pass away. I'm having dying dreams. Car crash in Tennessee. Or Santa Monica. My last breath in Raleigh. Need J. Cole to show up. And Klay Thompson's daddy. Michael Jordan for sure. And Shaq and Charles Barkley. Oh, what if I die?

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01:49 - 01:55 Jeremy

In a Cleveland sports bar. Or a Boston hot tub. Or Tampa Island.

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01:56 - 02:16 Unidentified

make sure I'm done not in Maine or Mobile because I belong dying in Arizona everyone will be there for me Arizona I'm gonna make sure that I'm back from West Hollywood I'm gonna make sure

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02:24 - 02:35 Stu Gatz

Jeremy is getting a lot of praise for that song. Amin is taking a lot of heat for saying that a lot of celebrities would attend his funeral depending on what city he died in and where he was buried.

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00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

Yeah, I mean, I have strict instructions for my family to bury me as close to where I die as possible. I don't want people traveling a body across the country. It doesn't really matter where I'm buried. But hopefully it happens in Arizona because I think we'll get a good turnout.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeremy

God, Friday was a good show. That was fun. We don't have to criticize that one like we had to do yesterday's show. But I really, like, guys, I'm not going to lie to you. I walked in today with a much bigger head than I've ever had walking in here. And that's saying something because I know that I can be conceited.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeremy

I have never in my life received the sheer volume of praise from strangers on the Internet as I have over the last week for the day journalism died and the Arizona song.

00:00 - 00:00 Stu Gatz

The day. Journalism. I have never heard the sentence on our show before, I know I can be conceited.

00:00 - 00:00 Billy

From Jeremy, in particular.

Chapter 3: Why is Jim Boeheim's commentary controversial?

05:09 - 05:18 Jeremy

The people need more. They've been asking for it. They've really told me that this is something that's made me feel better. And, you know. It's something that I'm proud of.

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05:18 - 05:21 Dan Le Batard

But I think you need to worry about you, not them, so much.

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05:21 - 05:24 Jeremy

I'm not a selfish guy. I might be conceited, but I'm not selfish.

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05:24 - 05:42 Stu Gatz

This is wild Billy Wednesday, and I need you to take control of the situation here, Billy. I need some governance over what's happening here where Jeremy feels the need to give an acceptance speech when he gets some applause around here. I need you to help him with culture.

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00:00 - 00:00 Jeremy

One applause for three and a half years. I think I can... Live in this one.

00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

Tell Billy how it really... Billy, we need you to bring him back down to Earth. That's what we need.

00:00 - 00:00 Dan Le Batard

Well, no. I'm telling him I'm worried about his mentals.

00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

That's what you guys do to him every day to be fair. Lasso him down from the clouds and pull him back down here, Billy.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeremy

Do you want me also talking about joining the Marlins TV broadcast? What was that? A reward? Yeah, for the songs.

Chapter 4: How does Rich Rodriguez's TikTok ban affect his players?

15:17 - 15:18 Billy

It's modern day bonding.

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15:18 - 15:23 Jessica

I kind of am giving this a little bit of side eye where I'm like, why dancing though?

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15:23 - 15:43 Amin Elhassan

But the crazy thing is he's not even talking about it as being a distraction because he made clear You're not banned off of social media. Have at it, guys. Scroll on. Do scroll to the end of time. But he said, quote, I'm just banning them from dancing. Look, we try to have a hard edge, whatever, and you're out there in your tights dancing on TikTok. Uh-oh.

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15:43 - 16:04 Amin Elhassan

It ain't quite the image of our program that I want. Hold on. It goes on to say this is my favorite part. Like I said, 30 years from now, if they want to be sitting in their pajamas in the basement eating Cheetos and watching TikTok or whatever the hell, they can go at it. Smoking cannabis, whatever. Knock yourself out. But hopefully their focus can be on winning football games.

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00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

How about let's win the football game and not win the TikTok. The TikTok.

00:00 - 00:00 Jessica

There's so much good in there.

00:00 - 00:00 Dan Le Batard

You don't just win the Conference USA as a Jacksonville State Gamecocks by dancing on TikTok, which is exactly what he did. Defending champion, CUSA 2024.

00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

Jessica, I don't think that's major side eye. I think that major has been promoted to at least general.

00:00 - 00:00 Jessica

I can give him eye contact and be like, what do you mean by tights?

Chapter 5: What are the benefits of Chime's Credit Builder Card?

21:45 - 22:08 Jeremy

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22:11 - 22:12 Unidentified

Don Levitard.

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22:12 - 22:15 DraftKings Network Announcer

I don't think I ever got that many roses in my whole life.

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22:15 - 22:16 Unidentified

Stugatz.

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00:00 - 00:00 DraftKings Network Announcer

Certainly not from your lovely grandfather, God. May his soul rest in peace.

00:00 - 00:00 Unidentified

This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.

00:00 - 00:00 Jessica

I saw a story that Kevin Bacon apparently, I don't know if this was like butt cracked or whatever. I saw this at like two in the morning the other night, ball sack or butt crack. Kevin Bacon like doesn't want them to play this Footloose song at weddings that he goes to. So he asked the DJ not to play it.

00:00 - 00:00 Jessica

I hope it's true because I'm doing a Dan right now where I'm like, I saw a thing and I did zero verification. But that makes me so sad that they're just like, people just circle him when they play the song from Footloose, and they're like, do a dance.

00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

So Jessica, I'm delighted because my first reaction was like, he's going to weddings that he was invited to, and it's not his wedding, and he's telling the DJ what to play, what not to play? What a jerk. And then I remembered, I went to Modak Hill's wedding last summer in Hawaii, and the DJ was awful. And at one point I said, look around. Everyone here is over the age of 35.

Chapter 6: How can NetSuite by Oracle help businesses?

26:31 - 26:32 Amin Elhassan

Sure.

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26:32 - 26:32 Jessica

Apollo 13.

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26:33 - 26:49 Amin Elhassan

Sure. He played on a lot of great teams. Yeah. So he's Kenny Smith? No. Kenny Smith played for one great team. Shane Battier? No. Shane's too good. Because Shane was great in college. Yeah, Shane's too good. I've got to think about something. It's got to be someone like Jimmy Jackson. Shane's too good?

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26:50 - 26:50 Dan Le Batard

James Posey.

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00:00 - 00:00 Amin Elhassan

Shane never made an All-Star game. James Jones. James Jones. That's who he is. He's the James Jones. Long career, championships with some great teams.

00:00 - 00:00 Stu Gatz

Kevin Bacon has to be considered somebody as a name in the movies and television that you associate with being in good things.

00:00 - 00:00 Dan Le Batard

Nah. I mean, name recognition. He's got a good name. Yeah, Bacon. It's like James Jones is a good one because it's also like James Jones went to multiple All-Star weekends. Mm-hmm. In a three-point contest, but not All-Star Games.

00:00 - 00:00 Stu Gatz

Billy brings up a good point, though. I don't know if Kevin Bakins is famous if his name is Kevin Jones.

00:00 - 00:00 Dan Le Batard

Or Kevin Sausage.

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