Episode #735: Bryan & Krissy discuss the (completely surprising) announcement that Fyre Fest 2 has been postponed...probably until never. then, Krissy takes a left turn when remembering that Mick Jagger had a restaurant in Atlanta called Micks (but he really didn't). Then, Bryan takes another left turn remembering when Justin Bieber took over a small neighborhood in Atlanta. Finally, the show comes right off the rails when the duo learns Heaven is just another NFT you can buy for $100. Try to keep up! TCBit: Newly appointed President of The Crabapple Women's Club makes waves when he gives advice to the women of Crabapple. Watch EP #735 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And welcome back to WSHIT. We're on Crabapple's local news like Elmer was on horses and glues. Newly elected Mayor Samuel Sloubush continues his remaking of Crabapple by slashing township positions, ignoring the township judges, and installing his own family, friends, and donors into high-ranking roles in city government.
Today, Mayor Sloubush announced his pick for president of Crabapple's women's club, Tom Beetleberry. Mr. Beetleberry, of course, is the owner of Tom's Barber and Bourbon Bar on the west side of town. His pick, however, does not come without controversy. Many found Mr. Beetleberry's pick to be a surprise.
Some in the community have pointed out that after 100 years of the Crabapple Women's Club, Mr. Beetleberry will be the first president of that club. That is, not a woman. After the swearing-in of Mr. Beetleberry, he gave remarks to the women's club. He had this to say when asked what advice he had for the women of Crabapple.
All you girls who do OnlyFans, all the men want to see you up in the strip club getting naked. Even topless, even down at the bottom. Honestly, they do. That's the truth. I ain't gonna lie, they want to see you naked.
Mr. Beetleberry was later escorted out of the building by local authorities after repeatedly calling his ex-wife on speakerphone and yelling, quote, Are you happy you married my brother now? End quote. WSHIT will stay on top of this one. We'll be back after this commercial break.
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You could have done this tongue in cheek. There's so many different ways you could have done this and probably just like healed yourself and your reputation along the way. But you chose to pretend like you knew what you were talking about the second time and you failed. This part of me feels a little tiny, little bit empathetic toward Billy because I think he's just a big lug nut.
I think he's just a big dumb dumb who's hoping that something works out in life. And I have been there. I'm that guy. I'm a big lug nut who hopes this all works out. I'm just like plodding through life, hoping the commercial break becomes Conan O'Brien overnight. It's not going to happen, but I hope it does.
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