EP #753: Bryan & Krissy get a text from a listener on a cruise, showing an upside down pineapple. That's the secret (not so secret) signal to the Swinger community that you're open for business! And the heavens open up and Bryan has questions...SO many questions! Plus, the hosts recall their first big break in the podcast universe. A spread in Podcast Magazine. That's correct, Podcast MAGAZINE! It's the kind of PR only TCB can enjoy. The 4 page story included unwanted advances by the author on Krissy and Bryan. Turns the phrase, Swinging into the spotlight to a whole new level. Finally, TV is being watched by Bryan and some of it is actually good! Go figure! TCB Jingles: Alien Light Lyre Watch EP #753 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And when does the swinging happen?
Well, I would think that there's some kind of intro that needs to happen.
Yeah.
You're just knocking. But maybe you knock and say, hello, I agree with this vinyl.
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