Episode #716: Bryan & Krissy discuss the process of marketing a movie for an Academy Award. Does it include lavish gifts, trips and cash? It just might! Then Bryan reads some his saved Nextdoor posts as the world goes crazy. Finally, Ask TCB is on deck and only 3 years late. You heard it hear last. TCBit: DOGI is turning off the traffic lights and pulling the stop signs. But one the officials has a message to the ladies! Watch EP #716 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And welcome back to WSHIT's Evening News. It's news you can use before you snooze. I'm Karen Doubletree with today's headlines. Controversy today in Crabapple. As the newly unelected head of DOGI, the Department of Gross Incompetence, sent officials to the Department of Transportation to cut the power to all the traffic signals and remove all stop signs from the Crabapple Main Street.
Director Xanadu Susk told WSHIT in a statement, These moves were made in an effort to cripple the town's traffic and make parking lots more accessible for his helicopter. One of the officials charged with the responsibility of turning off all the traffic lights and removing the stop signs, calling himself Reaper the Sleeper, was targeted with negative feedback and comments on his Instagram page.
In a press conference earlier this afternoon, he had this to say...
good morning everybody hello this is reaper and i am back with another announcement all right all you all you females all you women if you are coming to my page go yourself because i am not leaving my video games for no i'm sorry video games are my priority women are nothing but total disgrace to this society i'm sorry but you girls are not of interest to me
I don't know how many times I can say that without actually going blue in the face, but I'm being factual. So please, find another man to bother. Please go fuck yourself. Video games for life.
Pieper then went on to add that while he understands the anger around the decisions being made, part of his compensation package includes being in a room with a real-life female and the ability to access an AI sex robot whenever he wanted. But he assured Crab Appliance that all of the stop signs are safely tucked away in his mom's basement.
And now with the check of traffic, everything's a mess and the whole town's falling apart. We'll be back after this commercial break.
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