Episode#705: Bryan managed to find the single most boring PUA in the whole internet universe! And now we all have to suffer as B&K breakdown his extremely poor power point skills, his droning presentation style and never ending "Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera!" Plus, the gang discusses the yr24 asteroid that DID have a chance of hitting earth and now, suspiciously, does not. Hmmm... Watch episode #705 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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His client is me, basically. His client looks like me. And he's talking to a girl who's probably no older than 21 years old. He's probably in his 40s, I would imagine. And there is zero chance that this guy is going to walk away with any of these girls' phone numbers. They're entirely too young and pretty.
Not the real ones. Yeah, not the real ones.
That's true. After our training, once you have memorized the process, you will then be able to go out on your own and, quote, rinse and repeat. Again, it's just like me being a master chef and or cook and or baker, etc. And you, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.
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