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Chapter 1: What is the podcast about?
Welcome back to the bas- Welcome back to the basement yard.
Explain your shirt. Explain the shirt. Oh!
Oh! It's, uh, it's for my butcher. It's for your bircher? It's like, it's a for bircher.
It's for your bircher?
Einerning. Joey couldn't the other day say ironing for some reason. What did I say? Eining? You said einering. Einering. We'll get to that in a little bit. It's from my butcher. They gave me this shirt. It was very kind. Wait, you went in and bought meat and he's like, here, take a shirt? Yeah. Every time I go, there's this guy that's just shoveling meat, which is a crazy way to say it. Yeah.
Pretty sure his name is Will. He's a cool dude. But he's over by the deli, and I always walk over. Bro, a good deli is so, like, you need a good deli. You need somewhere in your neighborhood where people know your name, so you walk through the door and they're like, oh, look at the cat drag thing. Ah, the big time is here. What do you want?
Do cats drag things in?
Yeah, the cat drags a lot of stuff. What do they drag? Like animals? Like mice? Dude, we used to fight. My cat used to kill mice and put them in my sister's shoes. Birds, bats.
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Chapter 2: Why is a t-shirt from a butcher significant?
We gotta like get rid of cats. I think I think fuck you. I loved it.
I loved it It was a cute sense of you loved finding bats in your sneakers Well, I didn't find them in my sneakers. They were mostly in my sister's stuff. This is true this cat to prank your sister No, well, it was like a sign of love. That's what cats do it. They do it as like we love you I brought you a bat dogs do that shit to dogs. Don't bring me a bat. They'll bring you ducks ducks
You've never seen those? Duck hunt! Duck hunt dog! My brother... Oh, like bloodhounds. Yeah, but I don't think it's just the bloodhounds. I don't know. But my brother's dog, he has a husky.
And he used to... He had a yard at his old house. And he would bring him outside. And he would have to keep him there. Just to show all the animals, like, the dog's coming. And they'd run into the fucking bushes. Dude. Because he used to go in the backyard and he would murder rabbits.
They're just like... Animals by nature... I know. I'm animal, dude. Talk to me, Steve Irwin.
Damn, RIP. What's his son's name? Yo, let's get his fucking son in here.
Dude. Bring a reptile. Bring a fucking giraffe in here. Robert. I think it's Robert. And then I think his daughter, I think, I don't know. I don't want to say it because I think his daughter's name is Bindi, I think, or Bondi. Oops, if it's... I don't even know.
I don't know.
I think... Look up Steve Irwin's kids now, bitch. I'm sorry. That was too much. You're not a bitch. Yeah, that was kind of... I think it's Robert. Dude, the kid... I see them cry over stuff, and it makes me want to cry. Is it Bondi or Bindi? It's Robert and Bindi. Okay. All right. Good. But... I don't even know how that's offensive, but... I don't know. I don't know. But...
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Chapter 3: How do pets get their names?
Turn back around before we get demonetized. Okay. I know why you're doing that, and I just want to say. Because it's got fat nuts on the back of it. It does have nuts. They're bull balls, dude. Bull balls are a symbol for power and strength and just, you know.
Can anyone picture what would happen if I wore a shirt like that?
What would happen on this show? It would be 45 minutes. Well, here's why. Here's why it would be 45 minutes. Because yours would be like an... And you're doing it and I haven't even worn it. What is it? Amy DeLeon? Amy DeLeon? Or fucking Kith. They'd be Kith Bow Bowls. Right. That's why it would be funny because you would spend money on it. This was a gift from a butcher.
Do you not expect a shirt from a butcher to include some form of nudity? No. Are you? I have no expectation of what that even could possibly look like. I fully disagree. I think that.
Frank, you're wearing a shirt that has animal balls on them. And you hear like, they're a symbol of strength and whatever. I don't think that you can hear how much shit you're full of.
I will be really honest with you. Bullshit.
There you go.
That's very good. Good job. Comedy. I'll be very honest with you. I love this butcher. I threw this shirt on this morning and I was like, you know what? I am going to wear it in because I want to support local business. Good. Unlike some people here. Joe, by the way, just tried to legally change his middle name to Elon. That's true. That's what he tried to do. I didn't make that joke.
I fucking hate that guy. Annoys me to no end. Um, but. I, I, I, if you're wearing a shirt from a butcher, you don't expect there to be something obscene on it. You know, how many, if I had told you that one of the people at the butcher.
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