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Chapter 1: Why did Joey cut his merch hat with a knife?
welcome back to the base welcome back to the basement yard i don't know why i lifted up my microphone but welcome back to the basement yard frank you're all in light blue show your muscles that's why you were doing it i don't know why i picked it up like this today you're goldie goldie locks what do you mean gold the gold the shirt gold this is called beige i know what it's called but i'm saying like everything like you got the gold on the watch i mean you're all light blue
I mean, I... Old, old merch. Old merch. You see this? Old, old, old. Do you know that... Oldie logs. I, I cut that with a knife. That's what all those cuts are? Yeah. That sucks. I... Why would you do that? Why are you wearing it if it sucks? Um... That's a stupid question. Touché. Touché. Yeah. Actually, I don't know if that's true. Wait, what is a stupid question?
Because I wear other stuff that sucks? Um... Wait, wait, wait. So hold on. So this was just a normal denim hat, which is a crazy thing to say in the year of our Lord. Yeah. Um, and you just like, you know what? I want to make it look tattered. So I'm going to take a knife to it. That was the idea with it. Yes. So every one of these hats that went out, you did that too. Now I can't remember.
I feel like there wasn't a lot of those that actually went out, but I'm pretty sure I did it. So if anyone has this hat in the world, just know that the Lord and Savior over there, Joey Santagati, Took a knife to it. Yeah. Like held a knife. Did you hold a knife to it like British style? Like it was a, or was it a fucking kitchen knife? What's British style?
Where it's like the, like they press the button. Like a butterfly knife? Not the, they press the button and it pops out and they press it to the neck and they're like, oh, you got a tiny, tiny knife. Like one of those? Yeah, I don't know. And if you don't start that timer, I will come over there and I will kick you in half. Kick it in half is crazy. Yeah. What kind of knife did you use?
uh whatever was in my kitchen so not a butter knife like a knife like a knife like a like a serrated knife a knife that i've used to cut food with so if anyone has a hat that is this is old it was a clean hat i mean it was a clean knife it was extra this is extra joe that's what the x stood for yeah extra joe on top of the other parts of joe that they got all right this is more joe there were people that probably were hoping that extra joe meant something else
triple extra joe no what realistically have you ever even thought about doing like any form of like porn no i wasn't gonna say porn but just like showing your balls showing your porn is that porn i think porn is the act of sexing no like the sex what's playboy is playboy porn Showing your boobs on a magazine. What is the definition of pornography? Is it just naked? I can't Google porn.
Pornography sounds like magazines. Porn sounds like digital stuff. Pornography is so like... I think they're frogs and toads. I think that like you can have video stuff that is pornography and have pornography that's not video stuff. Like frogs and toads. Do you remember that? Do you remember? Frogs and toads? Yeah, it's been beat into my head, so I remember it.
Can you just look, just Google the definition of pornography. Who's going to get in trouble? Who's going to get in trouble here? You think HR is coming through and they're going to fucking save us? It honestly is weird. What is the definition of pornography?
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Chapter 2: Is Fifty Shades of Grey considered pornography?
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Back to me and piss to you. What did I do? You called him Agamemnon too. You called him Agamemnon. You called him Agamemnon. And you do this where you're just like, you did the thing. No, you did it too, you little bitch. I don't even know who we're talking about. It was that kid that told Dennis that he had a wide back at the gym. Oh, yeah, that's right. Crazy thing to say.
I will say that this all, Danny started that. He called him Agamemnon first, probably, but, like, we were all there when he told him he had a wide back. I did hear that, and I was like, that's a crazy way to describe somebody. That's a crazy way to describe anyone.
But, yeah, I didn't know, like, I knew that the Trojan War was from, like, mythology, but I didn't know it was just, like... I did not know that. I thought that was, like, a real, well-documented thing. I mean, so there are documents and, like, murals of it and shit like that, like... Yeah, but we're talking about mythology now. I mean... Myth. Technically, every war is mythologized.
Did you just make a word up? Mythologized. That's a real word. Is it? Yeah, of course it is. That's shocking. But, I mean, that's not true at all, by the way. Yeah, it is. Technically, all things are mythologized in one way or another. Why? Because at the time they just thought that there was a big guy shooting lightning bolts with a big white beard, that it was more fake than stuff now? Yeah.
That's right. That's exactly it. Yeah. See, mythologize is a word. Yeah. Make the subject a myth. Yeah. Like what you did with your grinding. i mean that's right i did mythologize my grinding and it worked yeah it did work um also i i just watched uh this movie the other day so we're gonna definitely get into it uh the substance did you watch that movie
yes becca and i watched about three quarters of it and then we turned it off wait hold on by the way i there's going to be spoilers so if you're like what the i'm gonna talk about the movie like you can skip ahead so it's a it came out last year big oscars push for it massive demean more margaret qualley both in the conversation to me Is it Demi? I believe it's Demi Moore.
It's Demi, I think. Is it Demi Moore?
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