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Chapter 1: What are the dynamics of your relationship with your mom?
welcome back to the basement welcome back to the basement yard frank how's it going are you did you just wake up what's going on yo honestly i just got tired dude you just got a tire i just got tired one tired a single tire do you do that thing where you're tired where you do this have you ever actually done this uh i don't do this but i do this you do that i like kind of rub it like a
Jesus Christ I whispered it There was There is a sect Of the internet right now That was just like Yeah Yeah But like Who Like does anyone actually Wake up like a cartoon character Just like Yeah no You know No one does that shit Babies kind of do it
babies they kind of go like this well they rub their eyes but like i don't know baby babies or like what is the thing when people cry and they're like way who the fuck what fucking dumb ass bitch is crying like that yeah i cry without my hands on my face do you cry like you make it a point to no i cry and whenever i start getting myself going bro i'm crying at the drop of a hat lately man wait till you have kids i watched a movie that like
Wasn't even sad. Yeah. And I just... Recently, remember I told you I watch Home Alone? I was like, shit, this almost got me. Dude, we... So, Miles and I finally finished the Harry Potter watch-along. Okay. And this little guy... Did he cry? No. Someone did. There were two people in the room. Miles didn't cry. Who did? I don't know. Somebody figure this out.
But like, not going to spoil it for just in case, because someone once was just like, how dare you spoil Harry Potter? 20 years old. After everything that happens with Snape. Yes. He goes, pause it. Explain that to me just so I make sure I understand.
And I'm like, well...
Wait, you were explaining the plot and you cried? But, like, bro, I just watch everything that happens with Snape. Yeah. The pensive memory and everything. Right. And then Miles was like, I just want to make sure I understand what he said. And then you cried. And what happened. What did he say when you started crying?
I didn't... I wasn't, like, bawling crying, but, like, I would be, like... Choked. So... What happened? You know, like I would like pull it together and I slowed up the conversation. Did he say, Kiki, what are you doing? He was just like, he was intently watching. I think he's at an age now where he's not going to point out me crying because it happens probably way too often. But he was just like.
Okay. Yeah. All right. I'm going to stop asking. Okay. You know, he was like, all right, whatever. Watch the movie. Jeez. Put it back on. Oh, but like at the end, I was just like, it was power of love. You know? Oh my God. Frank, pull it together. No, bitch. I feel things, bitch. You fucking try it. Bro. I'm mad sensitive, but we're talking about a movie that you've seen maybe eight times.
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Chapter 2: Why do some people cry at unexpected moments?
What was the reason for having a code name? Well, you pass notes explaining how much you like someone, and it would be, forget about it. If a teacher caught that, you know, they'd do one of the whole, like, let's read this out loud. That happened to me in Ms. Barbario's class. I was passing a note to Jamie, and she took it.
She didn't read it in front of the class, but she read it, and she was just, like, smiling, and then she gave it back to me. And I was like... What did it say? I don't know. It was something about... I may have, like, passed it through you to her. I was so... That was the thing that was so difficult for me.
It was like I was the intermediary between both of you, and I would be like, oh, what is it? You guys like each other? Cool. Yeah. And, like, I would hand it off. Yeah. You know, no one fucking... Oh, my God. No one wrote for me. No one wrote for me in fifth grade, dog. First of all... I didn't have a ride or die like you did in fifth grade. No one fucking... I didn't have a ride or die either.
Yeah, she didn't ride or die for you. That's what I'm saying. You know. And then you made out with her. Well, you know. I will never forget that. Forget it. I think it's time you can forget, bro. I mean, like, the whole part of it, like, you finding out. That I will never forget. Finding out? You just told me. I told you. Yeah. You were not happy. There was no investigation.
No, but, like, I'll never forget telling you that in your response. You were not happy. Yeah, no, it was not good. But... I'll never forget that. It is seared into my brain. That is fucking hysterical. Yeah, but I don't even know why I brought it up. Oh, because of the passing notes. But I was in Ms. Barbario's class.
And remember when they made us walk down the hall and be like, oh, this is what high school is going to be like. This is what sixth grade is going to be. You walk. 20 feet to your next class. Yeah. Well, I think because they had switched up for math to put the kids that are strongest at math all together and then weakest together. Right. And that's why we were in the same math class.
We were both good at math.
Mm-hmm.
Back then. I was always great at math. Yeah. Believe it or not, me and Frankie were good students. Yeah. We're only dumb now. We're academically probably still very gifted. Yeah. And gifted in other ways. Not wieners. I'm saying, like, you know, like, well. Why did you say wieners? Because some people say, like, he's got gifts. He's gifted, you know, well-endowed. Oh.
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Chapter 3: What are the details about their upcoming UK tour?
no so growing up we had like the big picture i'm sure everyone everyone had the same look and the top spins yeah it's like one that has like it goes through like this and the other if there's ice in there yeah so we had that and like if you the rule of my house was like if you finish it then you have to make the new one and we would just pray to god that keith wouldn't finish it
Because when this kid would make iced tea, half the bucket is going in here. There'd be an inch of sugar on the bottom of the thing, even if you stirred it like crazy. That's not surprising. Crazy. That is not. Darkest iced tea ever. Or with lemonade? Forget it, dude. Yeah, all those powdered drinks. But my dad would do it. And I remember he's like, hey, can you make it?
16?
Yeah, dude. It was like 16 scoops. And I was like, dad, how is this possible? And he was just like, that's how it tastes good. I'm like, you're just drinking sugar at this point. Yeah. That is an insane amount of scoops. Yeah, my dad would say 16 scoops. But, yeah, I can't, the iced tea, if it's in a can, it needs to be carbonated for me. I can't do, like, fruit punch in a can, except iced tea.
They get a pass only because of the cool logos. A snowboarding snowman? Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude, that's fire. He was like a skeleton snowman. Yeah, he was skeleton-y. He was skeleton-y.
The fuck is that?
You know, but, like, I don't know any soda that I could drink that much and not, forget about the health concerns, just, like, not hate, you know? Three 12-packs in a weekend. That's insane, dude. When I was like 21, I couldn't do that with beer. Yes, you could. Yes, you absolutely could. I probably could at the lake. Yo, we should do that for a Santa Gato Studios video, a case race.
I can't drink a case of beer anymore, Frank. I think you can. I can't drink 30 beers. Are you insane? Teams. Me and you on a team versus two other people. That would also be very tough to drink 15 fucking beers. I think you could do it. In a day? In a day, yeah. It also depends on the way in which you're consuming it. If we were playing drinking games, we would be able to do it.
But if we were just sitting down drinking out of a can, we might not. 15 is so insane. We could do it. I don't think I've ever drank a case of beer. That's just like water. I have during college. You drank a case of beer. There was a day I'll never forget. We woke up at like 9 a.m. and started drinking and drank all day until like 3 a.m. Yeah. Good Lord. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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