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welcome back to the basement welcome back to the basement yard frank why don't you go ahead repeat what you just said i said i said i tried bringing my beard to a point why do you think you're scar from the lion king that would be fire honestly now i have to do it all the time yeah he is such we that's so weird you bring that up it's the scar it i mean his name wasn't originally scar What?
There's actually a movie that just came out a couple weeks ago that it's like the origin of Scar and Mufasa. Mufasa was adopted by Scar's family, but his name isn't Scar. It's something else. And then he just called him Scar, like a slur. Fucking Mufasa. Oh, so then it stuck? I guess so. He was like, oh, you got a scar. Scar. Bitch. Nerd. Yeah, basically.
It's like, now we're just going to call you that. Yeah. It's a cool name, though. I got to admit. I always wanted a scar when I was younger.
Open my eye.
I mean, people bring it up all the time. I didn't think it was going to become that popular of a quote from our show, but my legs are mostly scars. Right, yeah. I do have a scar on my eyebrow. You do, don't you? Yeah, I do. I believe it's this one right around like right here. Yeah, I can see it. And it's from when I was a baby. Not a baby.
I was like a toddler and I ran into the wall, like the corner of the wall and cut me up. Dumbass. You know what's funny is I made a vow to myself on the way here. Like, I am going to open the show. And be nice. And be very nice and joyous and calm and happy. I feel like we're doing that, though. You just called me a dumbass. Yeah, but, like, we weren't yelling.
So if I don't yell my insults at you, it's not mean? I mean, it's better. It's a step forward for sure. You're a white devil.
Okay, you were going to say fish. You have a gold flake. Oh, this fucking... The other way, other way, other way. Other cheek. Is it gone? Is it gone? Look at me, look at me. Move your face.
Oh, you have one on your face. No, I don't. Where is it? You have one right here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Frankie gave me this fucking wrapping paper that has dust all over it. My beautiful wife. She likes pixie dust. She knows. She knows, like, I hate glitter. So after she, and I asked, I was like, did you wrap my gifts in this? She's like, yeah. And I was like, thank you. Big mistake, though.
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