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welcome back to the basement welcome back to the basement yard you're all smiley i'm a smiley i'm a happy guy and you're in a thermal i am in a thermal keep it warm it's freezing out the weather is starting to turn i don't like it really the freezing cold weather why would i like that Well, one, I hear it's perfect for like running and like... Freezing cold weather?
I hear that like cold air is better for a person than warm air. Yeah, that's what I've heard. I don't know if it's healthier. I just don't like it. And you also love being bundled up like a little baby boy. So like... I do like being swaddled. Let me ask you something. Seriously. Go. If there was a service... Let's say it's run by like the dude that plays the mountain from Game of Thrones.
And he's like, I will wrap you up like blanket boy and I will carry you for one mile. Okay. I don't know what accent you're doing. I don't know either. Two, you think I'm going to let a gigantic man carry me?
You don't know me at all, do you?
No, really? Frank, that's an insane thing. Well, but like, if you could just be like, like, here, I gotta be honest with you.
I do like being tucked in, but that doesn't mean I want a giant man to carry me down the road.
You're gonna have to follow my logic here, because it might take you on some windy turns, you know, over the river and through the woods to Frank's delusions we go. Yeah. I am not on board with this whole like people, grown people acting like babies, crapping diapers and like being taken care of by their significant other. You're not into it or you don't support it? I'm not into it. Got it.
You want to do it? Go the hell ahead. But if I see you in public. And you're crapping. And you're crapping in a diaper. Yeah. You're getting tripped. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you're going to prank them? I'm going to Frank prank them. I'm going to dump a bucket of water on your head.
No, but if there was a service where they made like strollers, but like for full adults and I can just be like, kind of like carted around. Frank, those are called cars. They're called cars. It's called calling Ubers. That's what it is. But like, I could be like laying down on my back and like in the, like on like a sidewalk and someone would just push me through like the neighborhood and
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