"Fundamentally, everyone is a good person!" Kareem and Ramy continue on the train, grab a meal at IBN Hamido in Astoria, Queens and and talk about finally peeing after you've been holding it for too long, probiotic yogurt causing sharts, Ramy's new animated show #1 Happy Family USA on Prime Video, turning into a dad with manic energy, babies eating sea bass and wagyu, maximizing the Chinese buffet, getting your beans confiscated at customs, Kebab Dylan, Ramy looking like Bad Bunny, how everyone can use a thousand bucks, going to Egypt every year, Ramy Salami, non-muslim people saying inshallah, mom-aganda, calling international with phone cards, Kareem getting the black lung by being underground so much, having a hot wife is haram and other stuff. Host: Kareem Rahma Creators: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo Cameras: Ari Cagan and Tian Sippel Video Editor: Tyler Christie Editor and Sound Producer: Dale Eisinger Artwork: Andrew Lawandus Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Alright, so we're going to do the take and then we're just going to keep talking. Okay, good. Alright. So what's your take? Wait, give me again. Okay. I saw this flash. This is going in the episode.
So what's your take? Fundamentally... Everyone is a good person. Every single person on earth is a good person. 100% disagree.
I can think of countless examples of bad people. I'm not even going to rattle them off.
People are not bad. They're infected. Infected with what? With whatever it is. They're infected with hatred, with greed, with lust, whatever it is that takes them away from being good. But I would argue that they're only able to go through with how much bad things that they do because they contain good. So people pick up on the good, right? No, no, no, no.
They pick up on the good that's in them, and then they think, okay, well, maybe this is a good plan. And then, boom. But I can make an argument that anyone deep down has that good core. They're just covered in layers of sickness. Let's play a little game. Hit me. George Bush. Have you seen his paintings? I mean, you can see the good coming out of them.
Then there is like the mass, mass killing, right? And how did that happen? Because people probably saw his side hustle with the painting and they go, this is a good guy. And then he goes, well, before I launched the painting thing, I got another idea. Iraq. Let's just do that. Now we're in Iraq.
Let's just do that.
And some of that comes off of, I'm sure Cheney and Rumsfeld and all these dudes. Are good guys. They're good. They are good people. And they're heavily infected. I don't want to be anywhere near them. Right. And I had this unlock during COVID. Right. Where, you know, you love someone, but they've got COVID. So I was like, well, I can't be near you. Right. This is a revelation.
This is how it hit me. Oh, wow. You are infected. You're not. You are not COVID. You have COVID. Right. You are not infected. greed and hatred and all these things, but man, you are fully, fully infected by them.
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Chapter 2: What are the philosophical views on human goodness?
I think that BB might be infected by a djinn. That might be it. He has a dark spirit.
It's very possible. I think possession is possible, but I think that there is... I mean, BB's even kind of... You just said it. It's kind of a cute name. So there's this little, like, oh, BB. You can kind of see there was something there. And now I would argue Benjamin Netanyahu is... the most infected person on Earth. He's the most infected person on Earth.
He's the sickest, the sickest person on Earth. And the bottom there is good. What about Elon? Alien. Straight up, that is an alien. And I think you know he's an alien because of how obsessed he is with going to space. He wants to go home. So Elon's like, guys, can I go home? And everyone's like, dude, you're kind of crazy.
And he's like, I'm going to take over the entire government just to go home. I mean, Elon is like an E.T. story. He basically just wants to be with his family on Mars. And I wish that everyone could see that. Like, that's actually what's happening.
So you feel bad for him, that he's essentially an American human refugee on Earth.
I mean, dude, I am from New Jersey, and there are so many things I've done to go back to Jersey. And you'd be like, dude, you're in one of the most beautiful places on Earth. Why do you want to go back to Jersey? It's my home, right? So Elon is here, he's got all the spoils and the riches of Earth, and all he's talking about is Mars. Yeah. It's where he's from. He wants to go home.
He wants to go home. He wants to go home. Yeah, he wants to go home. Elon phone home.
Anything else you're thinking about?
Well, I was thinking about this this morning. I was like, what do I talk to Kareem about? This is something I felt like if you really, really, you know, when you really have to pee like really bad and then you finally get to do it. That feeling is better than any sexual experience.
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