Cringe is the sister of embarrassment. 0:00 Intro 1:56 I made my one night stand breakfast https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/f3kweh/tifu_by_making_my_onenight_stand_breakfast/ 9:50 I didn't know Rachel Ray had a dog food line https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1dyrqeq/tifu_by_not_knowing_rachel_ray_had_a_dog_food_line/ 17:27 I sent a picture of my penis to my boss for his wife https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1dxw5y6/tifu_by_sending_a_picture_of_my_penis_to_my_boss/ 24:45 I finished before clothes came off https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gsjdz2/tifu_by_finishing_before_clothes_even_came_off/ 37:24 I created the most embarrassing moment of my life https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ola24z/tifu_by_creating_the_most_terrifying_and/ 45:56 I got my cousin and I kicked out of a restaurant https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/13hkysm/aita_for_embarrassing_my_cousin_and_getting_us/ 1:01:28 I accidentally farted on a first date https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1bt1m0q/i_accidentally_farted_on_a_first_date_and_she/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins & Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Prop Assistant: Jacqui Culler Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: Eric Wann Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Quincy Bell Production Intern: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What stories are about embarrassment and cringe?
Welcome back to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's stories are all about embarrassment and cringe. And I am joined by two of the cringiest people I know.
Chapter 2: What happened when I made my one night stand breakfast?
I knew it.
You knew it was coming. I knew it. Yeah. You knew it was coming. I do it every time.
Well, that was cringy of you to say.
Yeah. Ian and Arasha are here. Two of the most embarrassing and cringy people. Actually, not being cringy, Ian had one of his most adorable moments a second ago where he just was like, I'm so glad we're doing this. I said, I'm so glad you're here.
I think I said that. It was such a positive, sweet moment.
We have the footage.
Yeah. We do have the footage. We can just cut to that right now. Show it really quick. Show it. I'm glad we're able to do this together.
Aw, but these are not wholesome stories.
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Chapter 3: Why did I not know Rachel Ray had a dog food line?
No.
These are embarrassing, they are cringe-worthy, so they're the best kind.
And I was forged in the fires of embarrassment and cringe, so.
I think it's worse to be cringey than be embarrassing.
Well, they're kind of, I get how they're different.
Yeah.
But they are of the same tree, right?
Sure, sure. I feel like cringe is subjective, where embarrassing is everyone can pretty much agree when something is embarrassing.
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Chapter 4: What embarrassing moment did I have with my boss?
But it's like, when you're cringing at someone, it's like, ooh, that gives me the edge.
You know what I sometimes think is cringey? Cringe, to me, is when the other person isn't embarrassed.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think things are cringy if the person doing it is embarrassed and they're like, oh, shoot. Then it's not, it never is as cringy to me. You're right. It's when someone's confidently doing something and it's like, oh, they're not embarrassed about this. They're going all in. That's where it's usually cringy. Yeah.
Which is actually awesome.
Because if someone's embarrassed, I feel a little more pity. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. Right. We'll see what these elicit out of us.
Yeah, we'll see if they're cringy.
Our first story comes from Today I Fucked Up. Today I fucked up by making my one night stand breakfast. Doesn't seem embarrassing, that seems sweet.
Seems wholesome.
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Chapter 5: How did I embarrass myself on a first date?
They're gonna think something else if you reach over to your one-night stand and say, nuts?
I mean, I do say, that is my pickup line generally. Hey, nuts? Hey, nuts?
Yeah, last night was nuts. And I can see how he didn't question it, because French toast, eggs, and sausage aren't typically, if you have a nut allergy, gonna be, but almond milk in it also makes a little bit, That makes sense. It does. How someone would substitute it. Yeah. Yeah. So it's just a pure accident.
Do you put milk or milk alternatives into your scrambies? No. No, I don't.
I do. But French toast, I could see someone using almond milk. Right. Because I use regular milk. Regular milk is in. If someone did almond milk, I'd be like, okay, cool.
Yeah, I just would never think to check with a person. It's also tough, though. Allergies, but yeah.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't think, I would, maybe this is bad, I would assume if someone has a severe allergy, they would be like, hey, they would check first. If they're a stranger, obviously if I know someone and I know their allergies, I'm gonna make sure. Yeah.
If you have a severe allergy, and I'm not trying to blame him or anything, but if you have a severe allergy, like anaphylaxis, something like that, most of those people do carry EpiPens. They are very expensive, but yeah, I know a friend that carries his everywhere.
I mean, obviously in this situation, neither of them are wrong. This is pure, wild, like I said, romantic comedy.
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Chapter 6: What are the lessons learned from these cringe stories?
roughhousing on the second date. Damn, they were really roughhousing. Talk about nuts.
Okay. Someone else said this. I don't think he's avoiding her out of anything else but embarrassment. OP should reach out. Someone replied to that saying absolutely. Reach out to him. Tell him you owe him a non-toxic meal. Also just a nice thing to do.
Yeah.
I agree. This story's not cringey because they're both embarrassed.
Right. And when you consider the personalities that she set up in her original post as well, they're both already, in her words, weirdly quiet, so I'm sure that they... They're similar, so her feeling is probably his feeling. Exactly.
Yeah, I think this could have a happy ending if she reaches out.
Whoa, happy ending.
Am I wrong? A nut-free happy ending. That's not a happy ending. I think where this is going...
It's gonna be nuts, dude. Thanks for having me here, guys.
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Chapter 7: How to handle embarrassment in funny situations?
I never tried bacon bites. Oh, bacon strips? Bacon strips? Did you have bacon strips? Yes, those ones, yeah. Did you try that? I think I tried. I mean, the commercials made it look so good.
I don't think I ever took a bite of one.
They looked really good as a kid. And I think I smelled them, but I think I, you smell it close enough and you're like, actually, I know this is not gonna taste good. Yeah. But the like little tiny, like one single pellet of dry food, I definitely tried it as a kid and I was like, oh, this is awful.
No, I never did that. But they did make bacon strips look really good. The dogs in the commercials were always so excited for them.
Here's bacon!
Well, and you see your pets, you see how excited your pets are to eat the food and you're like, it must be good. But then it's like, oh. Then you remember dogs are dumb. No, I think our cat food I don't think looks good. Cat food looks awful all the time.
No, yeah.
But our cats fucking love it. But then I remember I'm like, oh, cats aren't supposed to have any salt. Salt is bad for them. So I'm like, oh, of course it's bad because you guys don't know flavor.
Yeah.
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Chapter 8: What is the significance of self-esteem in relationships?
Dangerous combo, for sure. Wait till tomorrow, send it then. Comments, never photograph anything naked. Smart. Someone commented, reflections, shadows, lots of things to betray you, and the internet never forgets. Someone replied, r slash mirror for sale, which is a great subreddit. where people on Facebook Marketplace are selling mirrors and the reflection always shows who's ever taken the photo.
There's definitely naked people, there's people in their pajamas or robes or all sorts of silly things. Lastly, someone said, let's take a moment to acknowledge the wicked burn your boss leveled on you. You said it was just the tip, but he called it your whole ass dick.
Yeah. Maybe he should have sent it to his wife.
He's like, I swear it's just a tip. And he's like, no.
He's like, dude, that's your belly button.
That's the whole thing.
Okay, that's pretty rough. That's probably the worst one so far, right?
I mean, the boss could have done a lot. The boss could have been like upset or like, you know, it sounds like they handled it kind of like friendly, being like, dude, what the hell, you know?
He said he's not speaking with them. Yeah, it just took a week of not speaking to him and then... But that was a funny reply. That is how I think I would reply, too. That's the best type of reply you could get. Yeah. It's acknowledging it, but it's, you know. Yeah. I think what would have been worse is if, because he was like, I hope he doesn't notice.
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