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Chapter 1: What is the highlight of human civilization according to Scott Adams?
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank, a chalice, a stein, a canteen jug, a flask. a vessel of any kind.
Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen right now. Go. So good. Well, do you want to talk about mostly good news today? How about a day of mostly good news? All right. Number one, good news.
The astronauts should be back sometime later this afternoon. Wilmore and Williams, and they're aboard SpaceX's Crew Dragon capsule. And if everything goes well, Elon Musk will have one of the greatest saves of all time. Sort of legendary. There was only one person in the world who could have saved those astronauts. His company, that is. And it's sure looking good.
Chapter 2: What good news does Scott Adams share about gas and egg prices?
So I don't want to get ahead of it, but everything looks good right now. So we might see that around 6 p.m.-ish Eastern time. In other news, did you know that gas is cheaper than a year ago and egg prices are collapsing? And those are the two things that people talked about the most when they talked about inflation. And both of them quite down.
Have you heard the Democrats complaining about egg prices lately?
Nope.
Have the Democrats been complaining about gas prices lately?
Nope.
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Chapter 3: What are the updates on Derek Chauvin's case?
Now, I don't know what Trump did or did not do that would have affected either of these things. Maybe it's just the market adjusting. And maybe it was just going to happen on its own. But the way it works is the incumbent always gets credit and always gets blamed. So if we play by those rules, Trump gets the credit.
But one thing that didn't happen is we're not seeing the tariffs or anything else increasing the cost of those basics. So has anybody seen any costs go up because of tariffs? I have not. So we'll see. In other good news, do you remember there were a couple of IRS whistleblowers who were wanted to investigate Hunter Biden, but they were told they couldn't do it and they were ostracized.
Well, the two ostracized IRS whistleblowers just got promoted in the Treasury Department. So being a whistleblower is tough work and it's risky and they definitely paid for it. But according to the New York Post, both of them now promoted. All right. I like that. More good news. Even more good news. Ben Shapiro is going to host a five-part series called The Case for Derek Chauvin.
So The Daily Wire will have that content. So Derek Chauvin, as you know, the one who's in jail for allegedly killing George Floyd, So Ben Shapiro has decided to sort of take on this, what I would call a great injustice, because I think he was just, I think it was just a racial outcome. We'll see if that makes a difference.
Chapter 4: What controversial topic does Scott Adams discuss regarding Fani Willis?
Now he's, Ben Shapiro explains that there are some federal charges, but there are also the state charges. So Trump couldn't pardon any state charges. So I don't think there's any chance Derek Chauvin will get out of jail.
But I like the fact that Ben is being so gutsy, and he's gutsy in the service of the right thing, meaning that if you're going to put yourself out there and you're going to take a risk, it should be for something important. And to me, this is pretty important because the Derek Chauvin thing was just, in my opinion, pure racism. And so if he can get that fixed, that would be great.
You want an update on Fannie Willis, you know, the D.A. who is going after Trump? Well, there was a part of that process where she was asked to produce some records and she didn't. decided not to, and now she's being fined by the court for $54,000 to pay for, I guess, lawyer fees and other stuff. So Fannie Willis did not put Trump in jail, but it just cost her $54,000. So that's good news.
Chapter 5: What does Scott Adams think about the release of JFK files?
So allegedly, sometime today, Trump will be releasing all in quotes, all the JFK files. Do you believe that? So 80,000 pages, and he wants it to be all unredacted. How many of you believe that the JFK files will be released, they'll be unredacted, and they'll be complete, and there'll be something in there that we didn't know that matters? Not a chance. Not a chance.
If anything was in there that mattered, that would have been taken out of there so long ago. I mean, there's no part of me that thinks there's any possibility that we're going to read these documents and it's going to say something like, oh, wow, the CIA worked with the mafia, or it was actually the Federal Reserve decided to kill Kennedy, or it was some foreign country.
No, that's not going to be there. Probably whatever the Warren Report reported. It'll be just something to back that up. So don't expect much. Well, Harvard has announced that they're going to be tuition-free for students who come from families with annual incomes of $200,000 or less starting in the coming year. So imagine going to Harvard for free. because your family made $200,000 or less.
Now, probably that sounds to you like, wow, how are they going to make money? But I'm not sure about this, but I'll bet there aren't that many people who apply to Harvard who do not have parents who are making, between the two of them, $200,000 or more. I'll bet there are not a lot of people in that category.
Because by the time you had enough, let's say, scholastic support to be qualified to go to Harvard, it says something about your socioeconomic situation. So there's not going to be a lot of people applying who totally are qualified, and yet their parents make less than $200,000. But here's my question. Are white males included in this? It kind of doesn't say, does it?
So you know that DEI was a big thing, but now the universities are trying to pretend they're not doing DEI. So is this just a backdoor DEI play? Do you think that they're going to accept basically white guys who qualify totally and they're going to give them free educations if their family income is under $200,000?
I'm going to say I'd believe that when I see it, but I'm not prepared to believe it just by assumption. To me, I would expect that Harvard would continue to be racist and that it would show itself in this policy as well. There's no reporting on that. There's no indication they'll be racist. But given that they have a long racist past, what would you expect? All right, here's some fake news.
The Associated Press had to withdraw their own story. They had a story that said that Tulsi Gabbard had said that Trump and Putin are very good friends. Do you remember seeing that story? I saw it when it was new, and I swear to God, as soon as I read it, I said, eh, fake news, and didn't even think about it again because it seemed so obviously fake news.
Well, it turns out that Tulsi was talking about Indian Prime Minister Modi. And so it was fake news. And now the AP is withdrawing their story. That's kind of a big one to get wrong. You know, the difference between Trump is best friends with the Prime Minister Modi, you know, one of our more important allies, versus he's best friends with Putin. That's a really big difference.
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Chapter 6: How are Democrats responding to their low approval ratings?
low opinions of the democrat party even you know even within the democrats um and then here's the funny part uh 65 percent of democrats say that they should stay principled uh even if nothing gets done so they'd rather stick to their principle no matter how bad that is for the world because they want to stick to their principle. Now, that's mental illness, isn't it?
You know, that doesn't feel like, oh, you're such a guru. You're like the Buddha. You're sticking to your principle. Well, not if it just makes everything worse. You know, sometimes you got to negotiate with the people that you don't like. Anyway, so if you haven't seen yet John Stewart of The Daily Show mocking Chuck Schumer, oh my God, does he go at him brutally.
Now, he's done it before, but he takes it to a whole new level. He's just absolutely savaging Chuck Schumer. Have you noticed that the only way Democrats can get attention in the current environment is to attack other Democrats? Have you noticed that? Because when they attack Trump, it's just background noise because they all attack Trump and they say the same things.
Literally, they say the same things because they have the same script and everything. So attacking Trump doesn't get them any attention at all. But attacking their own team Well, I'm talking about it now.
So the thing that's happening with the Democrats is the more they hate Trump, which seems to increase every day, the more they hate Trump, the more they hate the Democrat Party for not fighting Trump. So that's called a death spiral or circling the drain.
If the more you hate your opponent makes you hate your own team even more for not doing enough to hate the opponent and do something about it, that looks unrecoverable. It just looks like everything's just going to keep getting worse for the Democrats. Death spiral.
And I don't know why it's so funny, but the Democrats' complete lack of awareness and complete lack of talent at this point, it just is funny. So Don Lemon was on Bill Maher's Club Random, and Don Lemon said that he was talking about who the leaders of the Democrat Party are or should be. He says, people love AOC, Jasmine Crockett and Eric Swalwell.
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Chapter 7: What predictions does Scott Adams make about tariffs and Doge?
Democrats should prioritize putting them out there more. That's right, Don. You're totally right. We'd like to see more AOC, Jasmine Crockett, and Eric Swalwell. Please. I would like that. Because that's a lot like giving up. In fact, that's exactly like giving up. Because the more we see these three characters... the lower the approval will be for Democrats.
And how could Don Lemon not be aware of that? Do you think he really doesn't know what people think of those three characters?
I don't know.
I guess AOC is now polling at the top to be the closest thing to the Democrat views, according to some polls. So good luck with that, Democrats. Good luck. All right, so I told you I was going to be optimistic today. So we know that Trump is absolutely demolishing the Democrats in the polling.
So the Democrat Party looks like the worst it's been forever, and Trump remains at what looks like a high point for Trump. So he's at a high point of popularity for himself while they're at a low point. But could it get worse for Democrats? Well, let's walk through a couple of what-ifs. What if the whole tariff situation works out perfectly? Now, I'm not predicting it, but it's possible.
What if, as Kevin O'Leary points out, he was on Gottfeld, He says, every single tariff scheduled on every product in every country has never been looked at this way. He's talking about the reciprocal tariffs and all the other tariffs. He goes, what happens? Both sides look at each other and say, how about no tariffs?
Because tariffing each other just will lead to ruin because we'll increase ours, they'll increase theirs. And then apparently Scott Besant has already said that going into April 2nd, now some of our most imbalanced trading partners come forward and want to drop their tariffs.
So what Kevin O'Leary is saying is that the tariff threat is going to cause countries to simply negotiate what should have been the tariff situation in the first place, which is no tariffs. So what if that's what happens? And what if it happens before summer?
And what if all the noise that Democrats made about tariffs ruining the world turned into nothing but other countries removing their tariffs, and we do too? That would be one of the greatest economic plays of all time. And I'm not going to predict it's going to happen, because there's lots of complexity there, but there's a really good chance
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Chapter 8: What recent changes in the Democratic Party does Scott Adams highlight?
Here's what the history books will not say. You know, I thought they used a little too much chainsaw and not enough scalpel. Just think about it. All that matters with Doge is does it work? We're not going to care in the long run whether there were some imperfections. We're not going to really care if the Democrats said, oh, it's too chainsaw-y, not enough scalpel.
Nobody's going to care about any of that. They're going to care, did you save the country from an existential debt problem? Yes or no? If the answer is yes... doge will go down in history as one of the greatest things that ever happened and one of the most difficult most challenging and most i could argue even most patriotic because what musk is doing is the ultimate patriotic act
He's putting his physical body at risk. This is dangerous stuff. He's putting his other businesses at tremendous risk. And he's doing it because the alternative is we all die. That's the ultimate patriotic act. You can't be more patriotic than that. The full self-sacrifice for a life and death situation that would affect billions because it would be more than the US if we go down.
So tariffs might work out and Doge might work out and both of them seem to be trending positive. What if they do? So then you would have Trump not causing inflation and inflation coming down. You would have trade deals improved. You would have Doge not just cutting costs, but maybe regulations as well. So just imagine that world. Our energy businesses are fully unfettered.
we stop being completely crippled by weird climate change assumptions we fix our international tariff situation and we reduce our debt that's all completely doable you know you can't yet can't yet predict that it's all going to go right but it's all heading in the right direction and the right people are working on it and doing the right things about it
I've got a prediction that by the third year of the Trump presidency, everything's going to kick in. Because a lot of this stuff is kind of slow. It takes a while to work its way through the system. Elon Musk was on, I think it was a Ted Cruz podcast. And he said that... They've discovered a bunch of magic money computers at the Treasury. Magic money computers.
And I'll do the best to explain what that is. So this is Elon Musk's explanation. He said, you would think the government computers all talk to each other and are synchronized. And the numbers you see are real numbers. You know, they're not magic money computers. But But apparently the magic money computers are computers that just make money on a thin air. They just issue payments.
So they don't check to see if money exists. They just issue the payments. So if they issue the payments, it's like the money existed. They're mostly at the Treasury. Some are at Health and Human Services and some at the state and DOD. But they found 14 magic money computers that just send out money and have nothing. So how important is it that he found the magic money computers? Oh, my God.
The things that Doge has already discovered, you know, dismantling the whole NGO. Well, I hope that's what happens, but at least we understand what the NGO situation was. The USAID situation, all what looks like a massive money laundering scheme and a power, sort of a power scheme for Democrats. What if we unwind all of that? Because it looks like we might. I don't know.
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