REAL AF with Andy Frisella
831. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Sits Down With Hannity, ICE Arrests Illegal Migrants & Agency Caught Deploying Sneaky Tactics
Fri, 24 Jan 2025
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss President Trump sitting down with Sean Hannity saying all of the U.S. problems are solvable, ICE arresting illegal migrants including a Haitian gang member, and the government agency caught deploying sneaky tactics to get around Trump's anti-woke purge.
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. We're just going to get right into it, man. Don't forget to pay the fee. Share the show. Don't be a hoe.
Share the show. All right. What's up? Shortest intro ever. 22 seconds.
Yeah, that's pretty short. Donald Trump is your president. Bro, people get mad. People get a little, I mean, mad. It's not many of them though, right?
No, because everybody has come to their senses except the literally mentally ill people. I feel like it's the same amount of people that are mad that were mad in like 2020. You know what I think? You know what I'm saying? Fuck them. Yeah, I agree. That's what I think. I agree. I like seeing them mad.
yeah well you know what i figured out about myself i've always tried to be this nice person and make everybody like me and i'm just figured out i'm a natural villain i am it's easier for me to be the villain people want to fucking hate me yeah so i'll fucking fuck you you enjoy watching pain and so i've just accept i've accepted it now yeah bro you know people fucking always trying to tear me down yeah fuck with me and shit and now i'm just like you know what
I get it. Fuck you, bro. When I was younger, you know, like those like 2 a.m. commercials and shit would come on when like the feed the children commercials go on. I laugh, you know, because I kind of understand where you're coming from.
What were you laugh about?
Like that, like the fact that I had food and they did.
Dude, that's fucked up. That's fucking wrong.
You just said the same thing. No, I didn't.
I said I'm just accepting that I'm the villain. So I was actually going to be it. I know. But like you get like that's actual village. Yeah. I'm just saying I'm accepting the perception, right? I read the comments on some of these clips that go viral, and I'm like, holy shit, man.
I was young.
Y'all motherfuckers don't like me very much. I'm like, all right. You know, fucking say something on the show, get yelled at. Everybody hates you. They want to take all your shit. Well, then fuck off. I get it. Same, same. I get it. Little kids starve.
It's all the same.
Fuck, dude.
I'll be eating a bag of Cheerios or some shit. Bro. You weren't even having Cheerios. We didn't have shit. You didn't have Cheerios. I was almost there.
You didn't have Cheerios. You had like the fuck, whatever.
We had Fruit Circles.
Yeah, Fruit Circles.
Yeah, Fruit Circles. Yeah, bro. I mean, I had them. They didn't. You know what I'm saying? Like, it is what the fuck it is. I'm sorry. I thought, listen, I thought we'd be invulnerable.
You're talking about, I'm just, I'm saying, I'm saying something different than you're saying. That's okay. Same thing. Mm-hmm.
What's going on, man? We got a lot of stuff to cover, guys. Yeah, dude. Plethora. Some girth today.
Man, there's a lot going on.
A lot going on. We're going to cover just about all of it. All right. So let's get this cruise on the road here. I wanted to bring up something. I got a couple of things for you. But first, you know, the TikTok situation is interesting, right? Is it still going? Yeah. It's like, yeah. Is it still up? Well, kind of. If you had it, it is. If you didn't have it, it's not. So you can't go get it?
You can't go download it, right? Really? And us, this country, America, it's a great country, right? People do some wild shit, and I guess it all results to capitalism, right? Go capitalism. Bro, people are selling their fucking phones on eBay with the TikTok app. Still downloaded on their phones right now. And I'm not talking just for a little bit. How much? Well, let's dive into it.
Some iPhones with the TikTok app, which is currently unavailable in the Apple and Google app stores, are fetching big bucks on eBay in the wake of the video sharing app's brief ban in the United States. Some iPhone owners who didn't delete the app are now selling their devices on eBay, with some asking thousands of dollars for the phones.
At least two iPhones listed as containing the app were sold after being listed for $10,000. But it was unclear what sum was actually paid by the buyers as completed listings note best offer accepted. One iPhone 15 was sold after two bids for a price of $3,100, bro. I'm going to sell my phone. Yeah.
Without anything deleted off of it. All the pictures? All the pictures, everything. What were you going to ask for? $10 million. Okay. You wire me $10 million, you can have my fucking phone with all the shit on it. Do whatever you want with it. Bam. Nah, that's too bad.
I think that's a little low, bro. I need $100 million. That's a little low.
Yeah, I need $100. We can negotiate somewhere between $10 and $100.
Yeah, bro. That'd be great. Hunter Biden's phone got so free.
Yeah, he can get shit out of it. He got the rumor of having a huge dick. Yeah, that's about it. Shit, man. That's going to be Andy's rumor. Well, if I was afraid, I wouldn't be selling it. I'm just saying, get paid a whole bunch of money and start some good rumors about yourself. That sounds like a good deal. It's a win-win. Yeah.
$35,000.
Motherfucker, it's $35 million, man.
Yeah, bro.
Fuck. What do you think is a fair price? What do you think I should take to shave my beard for charity? Ooh. Hmm. Five million? Five million? I think if we raised five million, I'd fucking, I'd do it. Yeah, five million dollars. For charity? For charity. Now, which charity? The Andy Purcell World Fund? The Andy, the Frisella Foundation, like the Clinton Foundation.
Bro, that's what all these fuckers do.
Oh, and then we could use that money to go to the fucking starving children I laughed at. Like it's a full circle.
Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be great. That's what these fuckers do. They start some sort of foundation. They buy like a couple planes on it and they employ all the people they know. Yeah, it's totally legit.
And destroy the fucking world. I don't know, man. I just thought this was interesting, man. That people are doing that wild shit, man. It's wild. But I got something else. We got a segment we are bringing back since the start of this new year. That might be racist. It might be. That might be racist.
Wait, so you're going to run this segment? Am I not qualified? No, I think you are. I think you are. I think you're the most qualified in the room.
Yeah, that might be racist, guys. We got a video here that has come in, okay? Now, I don't want to give too much backstory. I just want first impressions. I want a raw, genuine, you know, first impression of this video. So here is the video. Here is the video.
What the fuck? Three!
Which one are you? Which one are you, bro?
I was the last one. That's you and your homies. Yep. squad pulling up all right dude so for those is this real this is fucking real this is real for those of you on audio um this is a video of the kkk apparently yeah on a fucking cruise ship uh so it's a cruise ship company um And these are employees of the cruise ship. They're workers, house cleaning staff and stuff like that.
They're in these all white uniforms with some interesting tops on their heads. Now, the cruise company made a statement. They said that the workers were dressed up, dressed as upside down snow cones. Ha ha ha ha! Upside down snow cones during a Christmas themed event on the Pacific Explorer voyage from Melbourne to Hobart in December. Okay.
Dude, have you seen that fucking video? Have you seen that video of all the black people on the cruise and they're all dancing?
Yeah, they're having a good time.
And there's like two white people and they're over the corner. They're like, fuck, I guess we should like bounce a little bit or something. They didn't quite know what to do.
So they started doing something. Yeah.
Is this the retaliation for that video? Like, dude, what the fuck? Imagine having to be the PR for this company.
What are we going to say?
Tell them snow cones.
Upside down snow cones. Upside down snow cones. dude well well so there was a little bit longer of a statement that came out there was a spokeswoman her name's uh uh lean scrivens okay she is the spokeswoman for pno cruises australia she says quote we regret if a recent incident on a pacific explorer cruise offended any guest um
The cleaning crew had never heard of the KKK organization before the incident. No one can seriously think that was their intention. Now, again, upside down snow cones is what they got. How does that relate to Christmas? I have no fucking clue.
Yeah, that's a lie.
Now, I think here's the worst part about it, bro. They dressed up as KKK on a massive boat. I think that might. Where are all black people? They're still downstairs.
That might be racist.
Fun fact, KKK was founded in Tennessee in 1865. A little history knowledge there for you. But, I mean, I don't know, Andy.
I don't know either, man. That might be pretty racist. It's one of the more racist things I've seen on the show. That's saying something.
Next time, I say we go without the mask.
Next time we're going full regalia. I'll wear my red one next time. Bro, it's so bad. Oh, fuck, dude. Bro, they had like a little leader there in the red one. Oh, they did. They did. That's the fucking Grand Wizard. Bro. Grand Wizard Claus. Bro. Fuck. Bro. Dude, it's just funny looking at. Like, who the fuck thinks has a good idea?
But see, and there's going to be some fucking idiot. See, it does fucking exist.
Bro, I saw this already on the comments, and people were like, duh, the white people are getting pretty bold. They're right. They're getting pretty bold.
First of all, they're all Mexicans.
First of all, motherfuckers, that's like six people. That's like six motherfuckers. What?
What'd you say? They're all Mexicans. Are they? Probably. I mean, you know... I don't know. Probably don't say that. I don't know.
It might be bad. You were going to say something about them cleaning or something, weren't you? Yeah, you were. It's all right. We were all thinking it. Bro. Oh, man. Yeah. It looks like they got a little KKK patch on their outfit, too. Bro, they got something there. Yeah, man. They're lying.
I don't know where they ordered those from.
I think that's the actual KKK on a cruise. It might be, bro. Listen, I don't know. There's no black people in sight in this video. Well, it's Australia.
Australia don't have black people? No. They don't? No, they have aboriginals. They keep them in the outback. They keep them on the outback? That's where that term came from. What? Outback. The outback? Mm-hmm. Not the steakhouse. All right, let's move. I don't know if that's true or not. Moving on. Bullshit. Moving on. That might be racist, though, man. I'd say that it could be. Yeah.
Well, guys, tell us down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, let's get to our cruise. Got a lot of interesting stuff to cover. Did you ask them where they got their outfits? No, I know exactly where they got them. Where did they get them? The same place I got mine. Yeah, I can't give up my fork and my source, man. Oh, man.
But if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find them all linked there. With that being said, let's dive into headline number one. Headline number one reads, Trump says U.S. problems all solvable in first interview since returning to White House as president sits down with Sean Hannity.
All right, so a lot of interesting things have happened. We're going to kind of break this up over the episode here. But I don't know if you've seen clips from the interview. Hannity's starting to piss me off a little bit.
You know, no offense, but he's just not my cup of tea, bro. Bro. He's such a fucking typical rhino, warmongering fucking Republican weirdo. And then he talks about his Krav Maga and all this shit like he's some kind of hard ass. Like, bro, you're 150 years old. You say the same shit every day.
And I can appreciate some of the shit you say because, you know, you're not some communist leftist weirdo. But, like, fuck, dude. Like, he's a warmonger. He's just weird. He wants war. He wants, you know, he wants to.
It's just, yeah, it gets old. It's very old. Now, a lot of things have changed. Also, too, like if you go to White House dot com, they've completely revamped that entire site. Have you seen the new video that that pops up when you go to White House? Let's check this clip out real quick. So you go to White House dot gov. You're going to be you're going to be shown this this clip here.
It's fuckin' badass. That's fucking sick.
Yeah. That's fucking sick. That's what it should be. It's sick. It should be some badass shit. Our last one was a bunch of fucking dudes dressed up as chicks figuring out where the fuck they should cut their dicks off or something. Oh, diversity. You're right. Shut the fuck up. Right. That's how it should be. It's fucking badass.
American power.
I like it. Jets. Bro. Helicopters. Fucking sick. Fucking Donald Trump. I give it to him. Yeah, it's badass.
That was pretty fucking nice.
New logo looks good too. Wait, it makes the old logo look like shit. Mm-hmm. This looks good. That looks great. Donald Trump's got an eye for cool shit, bro. That's why his brands are so strong. They are. He's a good branding guy.
They definitely are. But yeah, so now you got the first interview in the White House, first sit down with President Trump, and it's Sean Hannity. Now, they had a very interesting exchange, and I want to show you guys why I thought that
uh hannity was subpar i thought they could have did somebody better honestly um fuck dana bush might have did better i don't know but but they had a little interesting exchange here um let's check this out a bunch of losers joe biden has very bad advisors somebody somebody advised joe biden
to give pardons to everybody but him.
They wanted to take care of him. Yeah, but Sean, they wanted to, I don't care.
This is more important because right now the economy is going to do great. I'm here, so the economy, but you have to understand, he had bad advisors on almost everything. It's like in the old days when the Secretary of State said he never made a correct decision on foreign policy. Joe Biden got very bad advice. He went through.
He seems to have cut him off there. Specifically talking about Biden's pardon and why he didn't pardon himself.
First of all, these reporters have gotten so comfortable talking to the president and the president's people, interrupting them and all this shit. Like, dude, ask the question and shut the fuck up. Okay? You're Sean Hannity, bro. You're on fucking TV. Who gives a fuck? I know 50 motherfuckers that get more views than you on the fucking internet. Okay? Shut the fuck up when he's talking.
I can't stand it.
Bro.
And I love that Trump's starting to tell them to shut the fuck up.
Well, you know what it is? It's because they haven't had a chance to do interviews in the last four fucking years.
They're just their manners. It's not just that, bro. They don't have to respect the previous administration. And I hope Trump continues to put these fucking journalists in their place. You're a fucking reporter. Okay? You ain't shit. Shut the fuck up.
You know, like, that's it. He's called him out a few times, too. I know there was one exchange. I forget who it was. I saw it. I'm talking. Yeah. Stop interrupting me. It's rude. It's fucking rude. And, like, I mean, come on.
Bro, I guarantee you motherfuckers don't interrupt Putin.
Right. Yeah, no shit. Because they get taken out back. They get their fucking head chopped off. Right. Fucking some journalism tool bag major. Right. It's weird. But, you know, I thought this little exchange was weird because what Trump was trying to talk about was. Well, they're friends, too. You know that. Yeah. Yeah.
But what Trump was trying to talk about was like, why, you know, he pardoned all these people. He didn't pardon himself. And Hannity immediately wanted to get off that conversation.
Yeah.
It's like, why would you want to get off that conversation? No, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it.
It was just interesting. Because these guys are all pushing agendas, bro. They're bought and paid for. Why did Tucker Carlson get fired for telling the fucking truth?
Hmm.
You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, Hannity can pretend all he wants, but the people who sign his checks own his ass. That's it.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's good to see that Trump is back in and he's handling these people like he should. And he has not stopped calling out some people either. He also sent a message to Davos. Davos, they're convenient right now. Trump unleashes on Bank of America CEO to his face for blocking his supporters from using his bank. And I didn't even know this was a big deal.
Apparently, it's a pretty fucking big deal. President Donald Trump attacked Bank of America for failing to lend to conservatives during a sudden attack in his live stream speech to execs and elites in Davos. The unexpected blast came in an angry video appearance where Trump vowed to slap tariffs on countries that don't manufacture inside the U.S. and demanded OPEC lower oil prices.
Let's check this clip out.
And by the way, speaking of you, and you've done a fantastic job, but I hope you start opening your bank to conservatives because many conservatives complain that the banks are not allowing them to do business within the bank. And that included a place called Bank of America. They don't take conservative business.
And I don't know if the regulators mandated that because of Biden or what, but you and Jamie and everybody, I hope you're going to open your banks to conservatives because what you're doing is wrong. You saw Jamie Dimon?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Mr. President, I'll say that your friend Gianni said hello, told me to tell you hello, and we look forward to sponsoring the World Cup when it comes both this summer for the club and next year. So thank you for getting that for the United States.
Said nothing on what Trump said, though. He said, I mean, that's a diversion there, right?
Listen, these people are scared shitless.
Yeah, bro.
Okay? They all know. This is why you see all these people getting behind him. You see the open AI guys. You got fucking all the billionaires who put money against him. All these guys are falling in line now because they're afraid of what he's going to do. And I don't think Trump's going to fall for them falling in line. I think their true colors have been shown.
They counted on the fact that they believe that Trump was done and not coming back and they were getting rid of him for good. If we remember back...
in 2019 2020 when the election was coming up how confident these people were about him not getting back in office i don't know if you remember that i remember them being on tv and they would say there's no way trump's no chance it's not happening it's not going to happen this time because they all knew and they were all in and they were all aware of what was going on and now we see all these dudes falling in line uh you know people like to be on the winning side and hopefully uh
it's remembered where they were when things got really bad because that's generally the people's character. You find out people's character when things get hard and when things get rough and when there's hard decisions to make. And a lot of these guys, you know, at the, at the very top of capitalists, which is an argument that, you know, socialists make, which I actually think they're right about.
Um, a lot of these guys at the top of the game and capitalism, uh, are greedy and they are unethical and they don't have standards and they don't have integrity and they will do whatever they need to do to make more money they're slaves to the money and i don't believe in that kind of capitalism i believe in ethical capitalism um so you know
I think you're seeing the slithering slimy, you know, underbelly of what the very, very, very wealthiest people live in. It's cutthroat. It really is. It's not, it's not, it's not mutually beneficial. That's not how business is done at the highest level at the highest level. Business is, how can I figure out how to fuck this guy? And that's what these people do. And unfortunately, it's reality.
Because like I said, on the Bank of America thing, I haven't heard much about that. You got insides, you got friends that have been affected by that shit?
I mean, yeah, I've heard of a few people who had their accounts frozen. Yeah, okay. You know, they didn't fuck with mine. I have plenty of accounts at that bank and they were great to me. So, you know, I'm one of the most outspoken people in the world. It's true. So they treated me fairly and they treated me good. But I have heard that happening to other people. But it was just hearsay.
I didn't I wasn't able to confirm it. I don't know how true it is. And it seemed weird to me that they were getting their shit messed with, but they didn't mess with mine. Right. You know what I mean? If anybody's shit should have been fucked with.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So like, I don't, I don't know how much, how much, you know, I don't know. I don't know how much that their truth or is that because I, I have people that are high up at that bank that I know very well. And I asked them directly about that, and they were like, what are you talking about? So I think there's a lot of shit going around that might not be true.
Well, it could be like geographical too, right? Like, I mean, we're in Missouri, right? Like our people are pretty decent here, but like, I don't know what it's like in LA or California or New York, for example.
Well, and the people I heard getting their accounts messed with, these are not like powerful, wealthy people. I mean, these are people that, I mean, they're not broke, but they don't have hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank. Right. You know what I mean? So I don't know.
I don't know. It's interesting, man. Other stuff that's been going on most recently I want to push our attention to, you got hundreds –
of j6ers have been released and pardoned um this is causing a little bit of an uproar um to the tune of almost i think over 1500 people good um hundreds of donald trump supporters who have been serving prison sentences for participating in the j6 2021 attack on the u.s capital were freed on tuesday after the new president pardoned more than 1500 people including some who assaulted police officers
Uh, the federal Bureau of prison said 211 people have been released from federal facilities following Trump's order. Trump sweeping pardon, which went further than his allies had signaled. They expected drew condemnation from police who battled, uh, the mob, their families and lawmakers, including some of the president's fellow Republicans. Um, 1,500? Yeah, 1,500 total.
How many people were released from prison during COVID that were violent offenders? Right. In the state of California or the state of Pennsylvania or the state of New Jersey? Right. Fuck. Nobody wants to talk about that. Nobody's even brought it up. Make our community safer, right? Nobody's brought it up. Right. Remember when they emptied the prisons because of COVID?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah? And what happened to the crime rates? And that was on all levels, federal, state, and local. Yeah. What happened to the crime rates in this country after they did that? Right. What's the crime been like the last three, four years? Okay. So I don't want to hear a fucking word about patriotic Americans. First of all, 1500 being arrested.
Like there was probably like five that should have been arrested. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Right. They started arresting FBI agents. I know they started arresting people for being there. Right. For being in the vicinity. That's right. That's those people should all be paid millions of dollars. Like, I don't even know what it should be like. Yeah. It's fucked up.
And then you don't hear anybody say shit about... I don't even know... Like, dude, I don't even know what the... I can't even wrap my mind around what these people are if they're not, like, literal hardcore communists that meet together and, you know, and fucking...
gymnasiums or something somewhere i don't know because like you can't tell me that you're upset about 1500 patriotic americans who were walking through open doors of the capital that were opened by law enforcement and just let they were let in right okay and then act like the the thousands upon thousands upon thousands upon thousands of inmates that were released during covid
that were violent offenders, and you don't even care about that? Like, dude, it's bullshit. And, like, these people are... I can't understand. Like, how could you logically... You can't logically think that that one is okay and one is not okay unless you just have an agenda to destroy the country, and that's your fucking whole goal. And, unfortunately, I think that's what we're dealing with.
I think we're dealing with a large segment of our elected population... of our elected officials and a small segment of the population who want to see America burn. They want to see it burn because you can't be upset about about this and not be upset about these other things. Logically, you just can't.
Yeah, they can't. Yeah. One hundred percent. Well, I was also seeing some some stuff I was unable to like truly confirm it, but I was seeing something about like some of these locations, these federal facilities and the state facilities. They were not like they were trying to block the release on some of these people coming out. I wasn't able to really verify that.
I saw some, you know, here's and there's talking about it, but was unable to confirm that. So I don't I don't really know. But I do know that nothing happens quickly. Right. Like even though the executive order comes down, there is still a process of release and process to actually get them out. You know what I'm saying? So give us some days should be fine. But.
Well, I was told that the reason that they were delaying the release of some of these J6 prisoners is because of the poor health conditions that they've been in.
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Now, those people would definitely deserve some millions.
Well, I mean, dude, that's what I've heard that from people that would know. And I've also heard that these people were abused and potentially tortured in this situation. Fuck. Yeah. Jeez, man. There's going to be a lot that comes out on this, dude.
Yeah. Well, I mean, I hope so. Um, and other stuff going on. Um, you know, this one, uh, this one's interesting. This is a new report coming out because there was a lot of pardons that, that Biden did push out that, um, I feel like you definitely missed some. And it's going to be interesting to see what happens in here, especially when we talk about the shit like insider trading.
I always like to give these updates. Nancy Pelosi, right? Nancy Pelosi's husband made $38 million worth of stock trades in the weeks, in weeks leading up to Trump inauguration. $38 million fucking dollars in weeks. They shouldn't even have $38 million dollars. No, that's, that's my, like how? Yeah.
Well, I mean, obviously we know how, but I'm saying like, like it makes no sense to me that you're a public servant supposed to be representing your people and you're just fucking. Yeah.
It doesn't make sense to you because you're not a shit bag. No thanks. It makes sense to people who seek these positions of power to exploit. That's why they do it. You know why they hold on until they're 85 years old? Because bro, they understand what they're gaining from it.
Keep squeezing the orange. That's right. Fuck. That's an insane amount of fucking money, man.
Yeah, they should be in prison. And unfortunately, they're so old that it's not going to matter anyway. Yeah.
Now, other big changes that have also happened, too. Did you hear about Trump canceling the security clearances of those spies who lied? It was 51 total. He did cancel them. Cancel all of them. Good. Well, you're going to have some crybabies. Whiny ex-CIA chief behind infamous spies who lied, a Hunter Biden letter, makes pathetic claim. After Trump yanks security clearance.
So this is the former CIA director, John Brennan. OK, he had something very interesting to say. And I want you to watch this clip. He did an interview with MSNBC. Let's check this out.
The only reason why I still had a security clearance, as I have for the past number of years since I left government service, was for the benefit of the government. So that if the CIA or another government agency wanted to call me in to discuss a classified matter, they could do that. And so it was really for the government's benefit.
It would facilitate those classified discussions with myself, as well as with former directors, as well as other former members of the intelligence community that had those clearances. Again, yesterday's EO was bizarre among many of the bizarre executive orders that he had signed out.
And as you point out, he misrepresented the facts in that executive order because it said that we had suggested that the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian disinformation. No, we said it was. for the hallmarks of Russian information operations, including the dumping of accurate information, which is what we said in that letter.
So again, this was just his effort to try to get back at those individuals who have criticized him openly and publicly in the past, and I think very legitimately.
That's what it was. He misrepresented what actually happened in the letter.
Listen, these people take your money and figure out how to steal it
And then when you say something about it, they put you in jail.
Right.
Okay. Or if you say, I'm not paying them anymore, they put you in jail. Or if you make too much noise, they put you in jail. What about that is free? You see? Yeah, right. So these people deserve way worse than what I think he's going to do.
I don't even understand the point. Bro, you leave the government. You shouldn't have your security clearance at all anyway.
Well, I mean, what he's saying, that would be like if I resigned as chairman of the board, right, and I knew all this shit. And the new chairman comes in and he wants to call me and say, hey, what about this and this and this? I should have the ability to discuss that so that it helps them. That's what he's saying.
Dude, you can't tell me that your corrupt fucking ass is the only one with the information to save fucking America after you've done so much to destroy it.
Right. That's what I'm saying. They're not using it for that. You know what I'm saying? And my thing is you should have the fucking influence with that clearance. And that's where it gets abused. Like there's no, bro, you were fucking retired for fucking 15 years. You know what I'm saying? And yet we're supposed to be like, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm not with that shit. Get them out of there.
All those people should be kicked out. Yeah, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's go check this chat out, shall we? The chat. Let's go cruise the comments. This first comment comes from at exotic WRX. Best part of any of these shows is DJ's Windex squirt bottle laugh. What's that? I don't know. I don't do it.
Windex squirt bottle. Do I have a squirt bottle laugh? Okay. Yeah. More like a bad catalytic converter. You know what I'm saying? Maybe. Yeah. Like I'm trying to crank old Chevy. All right. That's fine.
That's the best comment you can come up with. I'm talking to you.
Oh, I didn't come up with this comment. This next one, Heart Knocks Outdoors. He says, FYI, DJ not being allowed in the hospital to see his newborn daughter had nothing to do with COVID. They just aren't used to that sort of thing. That's a good one right there. Hashtag make racist jokes funny again. Hey. That's pretty good. That was a good one. That's pretty good. That was funny.
That's pretty good. I should have said that to them. Hey, I know you guys aren't used to it.
Bro, that's funny. That's good. And I agree. Racist jokes are the funniest jokes. They are the funniest jokes. You know what's funny is how many people fucking don't realize that our show is at least like 80% bullshit comedy. You know? Yeah, I mean, listen.
We're funny.
Did you see that clip that was going viral about how I said, if you aren't American, get the fuck out of here and blah, blah, blah. And people underneath were like, that's racist. Other people were like, good.
It's definitely coming back full. I love it. We got one more comment here for you. This is from at the Dusty Feather. Not very often do I switch from podcast to YouTube, but I had to see what made everyone laugh, then got stuck on the platform. Great visuals. The team you have surrounded yourself with is amazing. Thanks for all you do.
Oh, so you guys are just tooting your own horns and shit, huh?
I'm pretty sure Zeeshan wrote this. Who wrote that one? Who put that in the show? Zeeshan. I mean, he sent it to me. You guys. And he put it like an exclamation mark.
Are you guys not feeling loved?
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Do we need a group hug?
I'm down with that.
Is everybody not feeling appreciated? Start with me.
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She's cool. I don't see any blue hair. Yeah, I don't know. She's fine. Dusty feather. I like it. Yeah. Appreciate you.
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Guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans, guys. Keep liking, commenting, subscribing. Make sure you guys hit that bell notification on the YouTube. Stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF. That being said, let's keep this cruise moving. We got headline number two. Moment we've been waiting for. It has begun. It has begun. ICE arrest irate Haitian gang member.
Murder and rape suspects in Boston. Fuck Trump. Biden forever. It's starting. It's fucking beautiful, too. I fucking love it. I love it. Now, and I'll say this too. I didn't, you know, I know they're just getting started, right? But like, it honestly doesn't look that bad. I thought it was going to be worse.
You should be watching their stations. They're putting like the crying.
Yes.
They're putting like the crying migrants on the fucking top. Bro, who gives a fuck? Not me. Yeah. Fuck.
Cry me a motherfucking river, dude. I fucking love it. I did think it was going to look worse, but it's not bad, bro. It's palatable still. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure it will get there, you know, hopefully. But for now, it's palatable still.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers hit the ground running this week, arresting multiple violent offenders in sanctuary cities, including a hostile Haitian gang member with a lengthy rap sheet who said, quote, Ain't going back to Haiti and Ray raged. Fuck Trump Biden forever.
ICE officers in Boston made eight note noteworthy arrests, including multiple MS-13 gang members, murder and rape suspects and the Haitian gang member with 18 recent convictions. According to Fox News, who wrote along with ICE stations for the arrest. Check this clip out.
I'm not going back to Haiti. One of those threats is this illegal alien from Haiti. Ice says he's a gang member with 17 criminal convictions in recent years.
You feel me? Yo, Biden forever, bro. Thank Obama for everything that he did for me, bro.
ICE Boston quickly takes down its next targets, including this illegal alien from Brazil who has an Interpol red notice for armed robbery. This Salvadoran illegal alien charged locally with rape and released by a sanctuary jurisdiction. And this Dominican illegal alien charged with assault with a deadly weapon and heroin trafficking.
Officers also arrested this Guatemalan MS-13 gang member facing gun charges. Ice says he was released from local custody just the day before. Their detainer request was ignored because of sanctuary policies. And in a sign of shifting priorities with the new Trump administration, this man, who was in the same apartment as the target, was also arrested after ICE determined he's also in the U.S.
illegally. This is what ICE calls collateral.
It's awesome.
Yeah, I mean, it's awesome, except there's fucking 16, 17 million of these people and they arrested 300 yesterday and they're acting like they did something.
Yeah, that's the standard going rate per day of arrests that they make anyway. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, really? So how many years is that going to take to get rid of 17 million people?
Got to move faster. Need a little bit more. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Like I said, this is palatable. I'm waiting for the shit that ain't going to be palatable. I mean, dude, you just do that math. You asking me to do math?
Oh. So you know that don't work out well for me. At that rate, it takes 155 fucking years. Oh, no. Yes. No.
Yes. No. 155 years to get rid of the people that Biden let in.
Fuck.
Yeah, so they better figure it out. And, you know, that's not the cops' fault. No, no, no. That's something the military is going to have to get involved in.
Well, it's logistics, right? I mean, it's a logistical thing, right? And, like, I mean, here's the other piece of this, too, you know, is that you got some of these states and some of these sanctuary cities not playing ball and trying to fucking hardball federal orders. Those people will go to prison forever. That's what they need to do. They should go to prison for life.
Illinois and Chicago defy federal deportation and reject effort by Alderman Raymond Lopez to assist. So listen to this shit. Illinois has been passing state laws in the last few years that not only protect illegal migrant immigrants, but help them avoid detection altogether this month. House Bill 5164 passed both houses of Illinois Congress and is now awaiting signature from Governor J.B.
Pritzker. The bill addresses resident name change. It lowers the residency requirement from six months to three and allows petitioners to keep these name change documents from being public in the case that it can cause hardship or harm. The petitioners would also be able to keep address information from becoming public. The bill would be applicable for criminal offenders as well.
To me, that's treason. It's treason. Now, introducing to the conversation here, we got Alderman Raymond Lopez. That's just this guy. So that's Tom Holman, and then that's an alderman from Chicago, Alderman Raymond Lopez. Now, he's trying to help. He's trying to help. Yeah, he's trying to help Holman get this done. Exactly. Good American, right? And I don't know much about this guy.
I was doing a little dive on him, right? But for me, on the surface, he seems like a true Chicagoan who cares about his community. He tweeted this out yesterday. If you don't want ICE going into churches, turn over dangerous criminals. If you don't want ICE going into hospitals, turn over dangerous criminals. If you don't want ICE going into schools, turn over dangerous criminals.
If you don't want ICE going into neighborhoods, turn over dangerous criminals. Seems pretty reasonable to me. Now, he's gotten some flack back. This person, Jackson Potter, tried to tweet him saying your willingness to subject your constituents or neighbors, sanctuary spaces and young children to militarized forces isn't protection.
It's a form of child endangerment to which Raymond Lopez clapped back. He said. Your willingness to lump criminal migrants with long term undocumented who otherwise love our city and country is disgusting. And since we are talking about child endangerment, how many of your CTU members have preyed upon African-American and Latino children in our public schools? Ooh, sounds like some tea.
A little shade room in there. Or CTU. So that's Jackson Pottery runs this group called CTU, and apparently they've had a few pedophiles in their ranks.
Well, that guy, Jackson Potter, is a fucking moron. Yeah. Okay, so you're going to justify children seeing militarized forces. You're going to compare that to them being... Raped or murdered? By migrant militarized forces? What the fuck, dude?
That's stupid.
That's what I'm saying. What is wrong with these fucking people, bro? Listen, all they want to do is have their way. They don't care about logic. They don't care if it's intelligent. They don't care if it helps anybody. They just want to be right. And like, dude, when these people continue to push this insane shit, you know, I don't know.
I would like to see this picture come true. It should be true. Yeah. That's J.B. Pritzker and Brandon Johnson, mayor of Chicago. They should go to jail, bro. They should go. And apparently somebody leaked. So, like, Tom Holman, right, who's kind of running this operation, handling this deportation, you know, he'd been coordinating with some local agencies.
And somehow the information got fucking leaked. from these local agencies about the plans and where they were going and how they were popping up. It got leaked like two days before it.
So that's another reason the shit got slowed down is because these shit bags, somebody in their offices, I'm not saying it's them directly, but somebody in their offices is allowing that sensitive information about the ops plan and plan of attack and stuff like that to get fucking leaked. That's treason. Yeah. It's fucking trees. Yeah. I just love that fucking guy's face. The Haitian guy.
You are going back.
You are going back there, bro. Well, and apparently Trump sent in like 10,000 troops, active duty troops to the border and deploying even more resources. The federal agency, law enforcement said to help with these deportations. But yeah, I mean, to your point, We ain't got 155 years, bro. We got like a we got like 155 hours Well, I mean if they need them they need to get this done.
Yeah on a mass scale It needs to be done in the next four years like done done. Yeah, you can't care about optics No, I think that's the other piece who like I mean you already trying to do that They're already trying to paint this sob story the same thing they did with AOC where she went down there and cried at the fence and there was nobody on the other side and
Now they're taking videos of these people who are still in Mexico but can't get into the country crying. Well, tough shit. Right. How'd you guys get over there? Bro, this isn't fucking playground for the world's most disgusting criminal element.
I'm sorry. Well, it doesn't happen really anywhere else but like these westernized cultures that try to like, you know, deem themselves as fucking being. Well, they don't deem themselves that. We're being forced to do it, right?
Yeah, that's right. The World Economic Forum and all the people that run that are the ones that push for this fucking shit. George Soros Open Society Foundation and shit. Like, bro, we have 15 to 20 people in the globe ruining every single Western country there is.
What's your thoughts on the, because another one of the things that Trump did was this executive order to end the birthright citizenship. And I had a convo with Alex last night talking about this. But I mean, it makes perfect sense, right? Like no other country in this world can an American citizen go to that country.
And let's say have a baby and that baby just automatically becomes a citizen of that country. No, that's still a fucking American citizen. But why do we allow that here? It doesn't make sense. The point was like it was never meant to take care of like, you know, migrants that are coming here using that loophole on the system.
That's just saying like, hey, if you're born here in this country, yeah, you're American, of course. But they're using this fucking loophole.
I agree. I agree with Trump.
Yeah, no 100% like yeah, no that doesn't give you the fucking right like no, no Yeah, I just seen some people listen dude.
This is the United States of America. Okay. This is not third world shithole fucking It's just Pakistan or whatever the fuck you came from. Mm-hmm Okay, if you want what we have here, then you go where you from and build it there and That's it. Very simple.
We're done with all of these people coming over from these third world shitholes and telling us what we're going to do and how we should be running our country and what laws and what rules we should be having here. Go ask people in Minnesota about that shit. Bro, we ain't doing it. Fuck you. Go back to where you came from.
If you don't like it here, you don't like the way we do things here, eat a dick and go back fucking sucking on cow's nuts. I don't give a shit.
Whatever it is they do.
Yeah, go fucking. I don't care. Like, bro, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care at all. I have zero fucking care about it. This is the United States of America. People who founded this country and who have come here legally and gone through the process legally have built an amazing country. We've gotten along.
We get along really good until people from foreign interests start putting their fucking hands in the Kool-Aid and fucking it all up for everybody. Right. Everybody here gets along. It's people like George Soros and these fucking World Economic Forum fuckbags that ruin our country. They don't even give a shit about our country. They ain't got to deal with it. Yeah. Well, dude, listen.
To have a global government, all the countries got to be on the same level. So they can't have one superpower oversee a bunch of mediocre countries. Right. Right. You also can't have individual countries' cultures. Can't have French culture. Can't have Italian culture. Can't have English culture or Irish culture or fucking Norwegian culture.
Can't have that because you got to have a global culture. So what they're doing is they're trying to intermingle everybody to remove... the cultures of all these other countries so that people can have pride in their one world government slash new world order. And, you know, that's why they deem someone saying, well, France is for French people as racist. It's not fucking racist, dude.
America's for Americans, bro. And if you ain't American, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, I'm with it, bro. I'm with it. Go fucking. He called me off guard with that.
Bro, a lot of these, listen, man. I don't give a fuck. No, the shit that they do is wild. A lot of these third world countries are savage fucks, okay? They do not belong in civilized society. If they were to have a civilized society, they would have built it over the last 4,000 years, but they don't. They're living the exact same way that they lived back then. Why is that? Okay?
That's not because there are these amazing people who fucking are going to come in and, you know, bring all kinds of... Bro, you're asking people to be brought into your country that are literally all they're going to do is take from you. And I'm not saying there's not people that come here and make a great life as immigrants. Most of those people come here the right way.
Like this dude and that dude right there. And, you know, pretty much all of our family members and everybody that's ever, you know... I'm just tired of it, dude. I'm tired of being told I'm racist for thinking that America's for Americans. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, right. I'm fucking tired of it. I'm not racist.
You're not racist for saying that you deserve a place to be that doesn't need to be infiltrated with a bunch of third world fucks. It's not racism. Amen to that, brother. You know what's so weird is that the people who advocate for those people to come here, they wouldn't even go to those countries to visit.
But yet they're saying, hey, bring all the military age males from those countries here because I don't want my neighbor to think I'm racist. And those people come here, they do the same exact shit they would do. No shit, bro. They fucking kill the dogs. They eat the cats. They eat the ducks. Yeah. You know, like... I love how everybody tried to brush over that fucking story too.
They were actually doing the shit. Listen, there's 17 million people that came and fucking 15 million more fucking dudes. Men have primal desires. Where are they going to fulfill those desires? With your fucking children and your aunts and your fucking sisters and your wives. You guys are fucking stupid as fuck to fucking advocate for this. Yeah, it's fucking insane.
Like literally the dumbest element on the planet. In real talk, people who advocate for it should just be sent there. If you care that much about those people, go there. Care about that culture so much. Go over there. Go live that culture. Yeah. One-way ticket. No, I'm being serious. Bro, me too. AOC, you should go live with them. You won't even last a fucking week over there.
Nope. Listen.
Do I think it's right that certain places of the world are wealthy and have money and have restaurants and civilization, and then other places in the world are completely forgotten about and they're savage? I don't think that's right, okay? But it's not like it hasn't been tried to be fixed every way. It's tried to be fixed by sending people there.
Now it's tried to be fixed by sending them to other countries. We have to address reality. And here's the reality. A lot of those people that come from those places don't want to live a different way. They don't want to live under different rules. That would be like you being brought up a certain way here in America and you go into one of those places and wanting to live how it is here.
They're not going to accept it. We're not going to accept it either. All right? So this whole idea... It's not like I don't feel bad that people in other places are poor or don't get enough to eat. I think that's a terrible thing. But I think it's a more terrible thing when our own people don't have places to live and don't have food to eat.
And once that problem's solved, then we can maybe talk about them. But I ain't talking about them over us. We're going to talk about us first and then them. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that. And like, dude, you could judge people for saying that all you want, but there has to be a certain level of tactical decision making about what the priorities are.
And people are going to say, well, that's heartless. No, it's not. It's just logical. It's just practical. It's reality. We have to take care of this before we can take care of that. That's that. Is that going to cost people their lives over there? I don't know. That's not my fucking concern. I'm not concerned about it. There's shit going on here that's costing people.
Hey, motherfucker, we only get 100 years on this earth. I'm trying to fucking do the most good and live the best quality life that I can when I'm here. OK, I care about my fellow citizens. I care about my neighbors. I care about the people in my community. I don't have enough time or energy or resource to give a fuck about, you know, dude over half across the world who wants to eat my fucking dog.
I don't know. Stay the fuck over there and we'll stay here. And then when we get to a place where, you know, things are great here, then maybe we can talk about it over there. But. I have no interest in it and nor do I care.
Yeah, I feel like anybody who advocates for that shit, they should be made to like go on a stage in front of a room full of like homeless vets, for example, and argue for their position.
Well, that's what I'm saying. Or like, dude, the people who have been completely like, dude, let's talk about it. Let's talk about the black communities here in the United States historically. The black communities in the United States historically have been severely handicapped by the party that they have been convinced to vote for over and over and over again. Decades.
And they've been made promises to. They've been lied to. They've been told that their schools were going to get money, that they were going to get economic impact in their neighborhoods. And it never happens because the people that convince them to vote for them
are the most conniving snaky dirtiest politicians in the world and they steal the money and then they leave the black communities to flounder that's been going on for 60 70 years okay but those same communities because that person who they trust who they shouldn't trust says that white people are the problem or donald trump's the problem or you know republicans are the problem they still haven't figured out completely that that that it's their own people doing it to themselves and
that should be fixed before we go over to, you know, someplace in some other part of the world and try to help those people. Like those are American citizens that need to be fucking handled and treated just like every other American citizen. And this shit of, you know, Sending resources to Ukraine.
Like, dude, if I was a minority, if I was a black person in America, in a black neighborhood, a black urban area that's been run down, typically in these Democrat-run cities, and I see them sending... Hundreds of billions of dollars to other places like fucking Israel and fucking Ukraine. Ukraine and wherever else. What the fuck, dude? Look at my fucking neighborhood. Right. Look at my community.
Look at the jobs that are offered here. Like, dude, that's fucked up. And dude, these white suburbanite women who fucking advocate for helping all these crazy fucking causes all over the world. You look right past the fucking neighborhood right down the street. Why is that? Right.
If you're not racist, why are you looking right past your fellow American citizen who's right 10 miles down the road from you? You see what I'm saying? They refuse to look at us. Dude, they won't go in the neighborhoods. They won't help them. But they'll go to brunch and they'll talk about how good it is to help these motherfuckers come across the border because they deserve a better life, right?
But the minute that one of those people, you say, hey, you should take one of these people in their home. No, no, I can't do that. We can't do that. I don't have any room. Well, they're putting 13 people to a room over there. You don't... I'm sure you can't squeeze two or three. No. Right. Right.
And so here's the bottom line is that if you're not willing to get your hands dirty to help these people, then shut the fuck up. I agree. Because I'm going to tell you this. I'm not. I'm not getting my hands dirty to help them. I got my own responsibilities. And so do you. And at least I'm real enough to fucking say it out loud. Okay.
I'd much rather help our American citizens, black, white, Latino, whatever, than help a single motherfucker from somewhere else. It's just the way it is.
It is what it is. It is what it is. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. We got headline number three. Beautifully stated, Andy. Beautifully said. We got headline number three. This is like a little, just a little touch of a conversation before we get to the big news.
I just thought this was fucking hilarious. So the headline reads, government agency is caught deploying sneaky tactic to get around Trump's anti-woke purge. Have you seen this with the ATF?
Is it where they were renaming their titles? Yeah. So the bureau, and we got buddies there. Yeah, good buddies. Good buddies. Listen, the thing about most of these agencies is most of the field workers and the guys who actually do the job, they're great people. The dudes. Yeah, it's the people at the top that are fucking corrupt. That are fucked.
Yeah. Yeah. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and Explosives appeared to try to avoid Donald Trump's anti-DEI executive order by switching the job title of its chief diversity officer. So here's a picture before. This was January 20th. Okay. Some of these guys look weird. But specifically here, you got Lisa T. Boykin.
She is listed as the chief diversity officer, office of the director. That's who she reports to. Okay. Trump releases that. Then there's a little update on the website. They renamed it. She's just a senior executive now. That's all. Bro, fire that motherfucker. Bro. She got to be fired. She got to be fired, bro. It's not going to work. No. No.
there's no drugs in here. The fact that they think that that would work shows that they're, the fact that they think that that will work shows their understanding of how much they get away with that goes unnoticed, right?
If they think that that little trick is going to get them through, then they have a complete understanding of all the little tricks that get them around all the regulations, right?
They know the loopholes because they write them.
Yeah, that's right.
They write them, bro. I just thought that was fucking hilarious. I mean, like, good Lord, guys.
What happened to that guy? That guy at the top, he get fired?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Steve, you're out, baby.
Yep. At least he spells Steve in the right way. Wait, go to the second one again. Hold on. Oh, he's still deputy director.
Yeah, they just haven't given him a new title yet. Guaranteed he's already put his nutsats on the desk. Guaranteed.
Yeah.
Yeah. I was just like, fuck. But at least Steve did spell Steve the right way, though. You know, like the S-T-E-V-E-N versus like the P, when motherfuckers throw P's in there. Steepin'. Steepin'. Steepin'.
Damn steepin'. Steppin'. Damn steppin'. What you doing?
Steppin' out, baby. Yeah, now DeMarco's in. I mean, Marvin.
That's DeMarvin.
Oh, shit. Steppen got demoted by DeMarvin. Okay. All right. On to the big news, though. DJT released a new thing. Trump signs executive order to declassify files on JFK MLK assassinations. This is hot off the press right here. Yep. It's a big deal.
Yep. Now.
I don't know. Like, I'm hoping they don't just release the fucking page and it's all redacted. Right. Because, you know, that's not what I mean. The executive order was pretty fucking clear. So here's the video of it being announced on Trump's desk. And let's check this out.
Lastly, sir, we have an executive order ordering the declassification of files relating to the assassinations of President John F. Kennedy, Senator Robert F. Kennedy and Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
That's a big one, huh? A lot of people are waiting for this for a long, for years, for decades. And everything will be revealed. Okay. Give that to RFK Jr. Yes, sir.
That's nice. Give that to RFK Jr. That's pretty cool. The penny signed the fucking letter with. Yeah, I mean, and listen, he said everything's going to be revealed. All right, now, I'm hoping that that's fucking everything. Because, you know, up until recently, bro, like, I mean, like maybe five years, you know, the narrative was that, you know, JFK was shot once in the head.
He was actually shot, like, two times.
Yeah.
Right. And if you watch the clip, when you slow down and watch the fucking frames, he was shot before the actual final one that blew his head off. Like that wasn't even common knowledge until like 10 years ago, you know. So, I mean, it's interesting. I'm hoping that it's everything.
But going full circle here, back to that interview he did with Handy, they talked about this specific topic and like, why now? Why is it just now being released? And Trump had a very interesting thing to say on this. Let's check this clip out.
You stated that you will release the files, all of the files, as it relates to the JFK assassination. And by the way, this is his desk.
Yeah, that's right.
This is where John Kennedy, little John Kennedy.
That's a movable door.
Yeah. It's a little door there. That's where John John was. John John, yeah. And RFK, and also Martin Luther King Jr., and that you will be transparent. This was going to happen in the first term.
So many people have asked me to do that. And I did it with Kennedy to an extent. But I was asked by some of our government officials not to. And, you know, you have to respect them. I was actually asked by Mike Pompeo, the Secretary of State, not to. And I felt he knew something that maybe, you know, when he asks you not to, you sort of say, why?
And he felt that it was just not a good time to release him. And you might ask him why. Maybe he'll deny that even. But he did. He asked me. And some others also, though. They didn't want the Kennedy stuff released. And they're professionals. And I respect them. And they're working for me and the country. They're working for the country. And so I didn't release.
But I'm going to release them immediately upon getting. We're going to see the information. We're looking at it right now.
Why wouldn't they want that stuff released?
Because they understand that if what people believe happened actually happened, meaning our three-letter agencies had them assassinated, all three of those people, that it gives Trump tremendous leverage over the traditional government system slash cabal slash establishment. So, People are at a point now, in my opinion, where they don't trust the government at all. At all.
And if Trump wants to truly gain the support of the people, he would pull the Band-Aid off of that, expose that fully. So that people had zero trust in these agencies, which will make it easier for him to dismantle them. So that's what you see the play is.
Yeah. So what do you think? Because this is a picture right here. If you're on audio, I got a picture up here.
Because, dude, if he starts dismantling these things without that evidence, people are going to say he's a fucking dictator.
It has to be justified. Yes. Right. I mean, it makes sense. Right. It makes perfect sense. Yeah. um so for those on audio i got a picture of uh this is lee harvey oswald right this is the man that uh allegedly i mean they convicted him of killing jfk what do you so what do you think his role in this was i i mean was he cia i don't know yeah what do you think his role was i guess is the question
The same role as some of these Antifa dumbasses, you know, where they pay these people to do crazy shit and then tell them they're going to get off the hook. And, you know, I mean, look, dude. Thomas Crooks, same as all these fucking guys. That's right. Thomas Crooks. Okay. Perfect example. We're going to make you a hero. You're going to be a national hero.
You're going to be well-known, blah, blah, blah. Convince them of all this shit. I'm speculating, obviously. Mm-hmm. Convince them to do the job, equip them to do the job, and then when the job's done, they kill them.
Right.
Right? So that could have been the same kind of thing. I mean, dude, you can't tell me that all these school shooters were acting alone. You can't tell me that. No. They all fit the same profile. They're all leftists. They're all fucking communists. They're all fucking trans people. They're all mentally disturbed.
They all had, you know, allegedly GPS coordinates and contacts with many members of three letter agencies before. Why would a three letter agency be talking to any of these people at all for any reason? Do you ever, you ever had the FBI or CIA come to you for anything? Right. Exactly. But they're going to go to these fucking kids.
who happened to end up shooting up schools, get the fuck out of here. And they all knew about the possible attack before it happened. There's so much corruption in these agencies that it has to be exposed for us to ever have peace here.
At least start the peace, because it's not going to fix it all, right?
But it is definitely the start to that fucking- Well, like I said, I think it gives Trump a skeleton key to every door that he wants to open from here on out.
Because when people realize what's actually happened to these people and how it happened and who did it and why, the trust in these agencies is going to be zero, which will lead to the disillusion of these agencies, which is eventually where I think he wants to take it.
My only fear though, man, and maybe I'm being too naive on this, but my only fear is like, you know, let's say that it was the three letter agencies that did these things that are behind these things. Right. Let's just hypothetically here say that that's the truth.
Would they really like, do we really believe that they wouldn't at least attempt to cover their tracks and like not leave, you know, shit like that to be discovered or even the risk of fucking being declassified? Well, I mean, you know what I'm saying? But then on the other hand, I'm also like these people, they are all, they do abide by rules. No. Right. Right.
Look, you gotta think of it like a gang, okay?
If you're in a gang, and something needs to be handled, and it's very bad, and it's gonna incriminate a few people to do it, but it has to be done, and then it's done, it's best that that information be kept from everyone for the continuation of the gang to be able to operate. You understand?
my opinion what's happened here is a group of individuals at some point in time on all three of these cases decided that these three men were a big enough threat that they needed to be killed all right and that was probably a decision that was made amongst five or six people and
when you classify a situation like that and you say, Hey, five or six people were responsible for this, but then you have a, you know, a broader scope of individuals that then learn the truth. Well, those broader scope of individuals can't tell the truth because it would mean that their income and their job and their place in life would be dissolved.
Right?
So the, the heinous nature of the act itself being so bad that people would reject it if they knew the truth completely and want everybody involved held accountable, protects it from ever coming out because anybody that would know it would be implicated in it. You see, so my thinking is, is what I said before. I think Trump wants to radically transform the government.
I think it needs to be radically transformed. I think for him to radically transform the government, people have to know the truth and they have to realize how sinister the truth is so that he can do what he's supposed to do and what he needs to do for the country's long-term benefit.
Otherwise, if he just started disbanding the FBI or disbanding the CIA, who's to say they're not going to try to arrest him or fucking kill him? And who's to say they didn't already try to kill him?
Exactly.
Which a lot of people think they did a couple times. So I don't know. I think we're at a very dangerous time in the country. I mean, you know, these situations, you know, the Black Swan event and all the things that I thought were going to happen before the election, they could easily happen now, too. So it's going to be interesting.
Yeah. I mean, we shall see.
Yeah.
We shall see. Now, I mean, again, like going back even with the J6 release, right, the executive order has been issued. Yeah. There is a time process that goes into that. You know what I'm saying? Other paperwork has to be signed and actually going through and releasing the shit. So my hopes is that by Monday, we hopefully have something on this that we can start talking about next week.
I mean, the sooner it all comes out, the safer it is for Trump.
That's the truth. If it drags on for weeks and weeks and weeks, that gives them an opportunity to stop it by doing something bad to Trump and his administration. If they were smart, they'd let it rip like tonight on the news. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Well, here's my other thing, too. I mean, since we're declassifying that, that's cool. I want the Epstein list.
Yeah.
Where is that at?
Yeah, I agree. Where is that?
Maybe this has to go first because maybe they're tied together. I don't know, but I need the Epstein list.
Well, Trump said that he was going to declassify the JFK shit this week.
He did it. He did it. Yeah, we'll see, man. Guys, stay tuned and let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment as always. We got Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. That's where we bring a headline in and we talk about it and get one of those two options. No bears today. No bears. No bears, no crap monkeys, no Indians.
No monkey infestations.
Nope. A little something a little different. This is different. Yeah, this is different. Thumbs up for dumbest fuck headline reads. Toddlers played with dad grandpa's ashes and may have eaten them. Shocked mom says the boys got papa. Papa. They got him. I got so many problems with this.
there's so many problems with this but let's dive into this a little bit new york post ashes ashes we all chow down colorado mom was appalled after discovering that her sons might have eaten their grandfather's ashes as detailed and they hilariously uh what's that the fuck is what are they trying to say here it's like they're trying to talk to me what is that macabre macro bay
The fuck is that, bro? Why do they do that? Bro, they do this shit just for me.
How about this? Hilarious TikTok video.
Yeah, hilarious TikTok video with more than 2.4 million views. The boys got pawpaw, Monica Long exclaimed in the clip while describing their alleged grandpa's slam breakfast. The single mother of three claims she left her two toddlers ages three and two alone for a moment in early January so she could use the bathroom while prepping for a birthday party.
The Coloradian was only in there for several minutes, but when she returned, she saw the boys were playing in what looked like white dirt. During the four minutes she'd been gone, the two Hellions had managed to smear the soot all over their faces, bodies, and the floor. Check this clip out.
The boys got Pawpaw. They got him, and they dumped him out all over my carpet, and I didn't realize it was Pawpaw, and I vacuumed him up. They may have eaten some of them, too. Because Rami had the cap in his mouth. Jesus Christ.
Yep.
Papa shark. Papa shark. Papa shark. Papa shark.
Papa shark.
Okay, so these are the culprits. Asaya and Rami. I'll give you one guess as to whose idea it was to unscrew Pawpaw's canister. Whose idea was it? Um... Uh... Quit messing with Pawpaw.
He's been through enough. Now he got a fucking... What? Is that kid's name Brownie? Did she say the kid's names is Asaya and Brownie?
Oh, you mean he's on Pawpaw? Okay, so these are the culprits. Asaya... And Rami.
Rami.
I'll give you one guess as to whose idea it was to unscrew Pawpaw's canister.
Bro, that's so fucked up. So here's a picture of Pawpaw. There's Pawpaw for you. Yep. And now Pawpaw's in the vacuum.
Man, how many biscuits and gravy did Pawpaw eat in his life? Man, that motherfucker looks like the logo for Cracker Barrel. Yeah, he does. You throw that dude up on a sign and you serve biscuits and gravy, you're going to be rich. I'm eating there. That's right. Yeah, 100%.
Dude, you're going to get some bacon and some ham and some fucking eggs and some biscuits and gravy, and you're going to be happy about it. Yep. And we're going to call it Pawpaw's. Yep. I'd eat this. You see that? That's how we start companies, Ronnie. That's it right there. Pawpaws. Breakfast joint. Pawpaws, biscuits, and grapes. Bro, and then we would sell straw hats and overalls.
We would sell a little stuffed pawpaw like they do at Bucky's. See this? This ain't that hard, man. Do we fill him with his ashes, though? That's what I'm saying. Like, it ain't that hard. And then you write a little story about how Esau and fucking Brownie ate pawpaw. And it would be like a little thing at the table. You know how you go to Cracker Barrel and they got the teas?
Mm-hmm.
But it would be the legend of pawpaw. Salt. Yeah.
Yeah. First, my question is... The salt and pepper shaker would look like pawpaw. Bro, my question is... So you could eat pawpaw, too. I got problems with this, though. Like, who would keep... Aren't these things supposed to be a little bit more secure than that? You know what I'm saying? Like in the seal thing or something.
I mean, look, man, everybody does their own thing. Like you, you fucking black people do weird ass shit at your funerals and shit. I mean, we just put our people on t-shirts. You guys talk about your church being so like amazing. And then it looks like a bunch of people having seizures and shit. Oh man. Yeah. I mean, you guys get down. There ain't nothing wrong with that.
yeah beans greens bro bro black church is where it's at dude no it's not oh yeah it's too long bro oh is it a long time oh it's like a fucking five hour service oh really fuck yeah i just want to show up for the dance i just want to show up for the dancing then you guys do the funeral where they're like standing up and shit like like down that's not us andy who is that was africa
No, where they put you on a motorcycle and shit? Yeah. I've seen it. That wasn't here.
I think they do it in the South. They stand you up and put sunglasses on you and shit. Bro, come on. We've seen it. I'm not making you...
DJ, you're going to sit here and act like you've never seen that before. I know. I don't think that's here. You're fucking black. No, I don't think that's here. I don't think that's here. In the U.S.? Yeah, I don't think so.
It might not be here in, like, South County. Yeah, right. Right. But I for sure have seen that United States, bro. It's like a voodoo thing. What?
What are you laughing at? Yep. Google the shit right now. I know what you're talking about. Okay. I know what you're talking about. I don't think that was here. Black people have way cooler funerals than white people.
dead man see this is why my algorithms are fucked up no dead man on white people funerals you go in everybody's fucking crying and shit the purple the dudes laying there in the casket with the fucking 50 pounds of mascara on and shit looks like shit don't even look yes bro yes
Bro, that's a white guy. Ohio, man. That's a white guy. That's fine. But that's what black people do. They buried him on his motorcycle. Cool. That's actually pretty cool.
Yeah, see? It's cooler than fucking what white people do. That's what I'm trying to say. I'm trying to give you all a compliment.
Yeah, they get airbrushed t-shirts. They do.
Like you get it dusted. Oh, okay, that's bad. That, okay, so I'm a liar now? See? See? Okay. See? That guy's got a pimp cane and a pimp cup. Oh, man. See? See, I'm fucking lying. I'm going to tell you this right now. When I kick it, y'all better do it like that. No. Yes. Put me in my snakeskin boots, my jeans, my black V-neck. Pick one of the cars. Fucking put me in that.
You guys will pick the cheapest one because you want to keep all the good shit for yourself. That's fine with me. Just give me the cheap car. She's drinking a Bush Light. Yeah. Well, she knows what's up. Jesus Christ. AB, right? She knows.
Bro, that's terrible. So how do I know this and you don't know this? I don't know. I don't do that shit, man. You ever been to one like that? Fuck no, bro. I wouldn't want to go to one like that, bro. I think it'd be awesome.
Fuck no, man. You would rather go to a funeral where they're like laid out in a casket with a bun. They don't even look like themselves. Then have them stand up and not look like themselves. No, bro. Like they do look like themselves because they're wearing the shit they wore. Like, dude, you're going to put me in a casket with some fucking bullshit suit. First of all, you want to say this?
You motherfuckers put me in a casket in some bullshit suit. I'm pissed off. It better be a nice motherfucker. Yes No bullshit suits. I got you.
We got make sure David August on you I got you custom for the like he's got to come here and make a new one and measure you all right and second of all I got to be like standing up dude and like all you know pimp like You know like like I like I walk around we'll put you in your Bugatti. Yeah, no you won't you motherfuckers will sell that and Well, see, but that's telling me the truth.
He's like, yeah. That's fucked up, man. Just pick something in the middle. Gotcha.
All right.
It doesn't have to be, it can't be the cheapest, the Chevelle. Oh, that'd be sick. I take the Chevelle. That'd be sick. All right. Bury you in the Chevelle? Yes. Or make a monument of it.
Got it. You know what I'm saying? That'd be actually pretty sick. Yeah. That'd be pretty sick. All right. Well, I mean, with the money we get from Bugatti, I think we make that happen. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yo, man, what do we got on Pawpaw, bro?
I give this thumbs up.
You know what? This little motherfucker did it. I guarantee it.
He did it. He does look... Little brownie looks like fucking... He's up to some shit. Yeah, fuck, man. Here's what I'm going to say. I give the mom credit for having a good sense of humor. Yeah. And not getting pissed and making it funny.
Yeah.
Like, bro, Pawpaw Shark.
Pawpaw Shark.
Pawpaw Shark. Oh, man. Dude, I'm telling you, bro. I'm... One of you restauranteurs, you come see me, I'll be in charge of the brand, you put up the money, and we'll make pawpaw, pawpaw's, what are we gonna call it, pawpaw's what? Pawpaw's. Pawpaw's? Pawpaw's breakfast joint. Everything there. It's open 24 hours. Smothered. Bro, we'll fucking kill. We'll kill.
Yeah, man. I'm a brand new genius. I heard those sharks are good vacuums, though. So, I mean, that's good. Man, ain't nothing like a Dyson, though. I have a Dyson now. We got a Dyson. Oh, it's because you're rich now. I don't know about that.
How many of you guys got Dysons?
How many of you?
You fuckers all got. You're all rich. Yeah, I mean, listen. It's a good fucking vacuum. The shark?
You ain't worked up to a Dyson yet?
Those Dysons are fucking good.
We got to work Joe up to Dyson level. Bro, you got to get one, bro. You got a Dyson? What do you got? Dustpan and a broom? You got the straw thing. Like they did over there in Serbia? You got a straw fucking broom? Yeah.
i got one hey serbia is is bosnia close to uh uh croatia did you guys are like is that like croatia's beautiful huh yeah i'm just thinking about where i want to live after i extradite myself after we get deported no we're off the list man i got to figure out how to get back on it yeah right right right dude you know when i was on the list i felt different i felt like i was living on the edge yeah now it's like i'm feeling a little too relaxed yeah that's true
I got to get back on the list.
It does feel safer now. Yeah.
I'm not like.
Yeah, right. Fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll figure it out. I'm sure we will.
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