Andy Purcell
Appearances
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
I know Vivek agrees with what I'm saying because I've talked to him about it. But like, bro... I really hope they go in and fix this because dude, if they don't, it's just another failed four fucking years. Our biggest problem in this country is the financial oppression that comes from our tax system. You want to stimulate our economy. You want to create an amazing country.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
You want to create wealth, the opportunity for, you know, happiness and success and all the things that we're supposed to have here in this country. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. You want that shit. You lower the taxes to a,
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
to a reasonable point 10 all in and you make the government operate within whatever that is you make everybody pay it poor people pay it rich people pay it companies pay it everybody pays the same you're all required to pay if you don't pay you can't vote and we make some other rules about that whatever i don't i haven't thought all the way through but the point of the matter is is that until that happens
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
We are not free. And it needs to happen. If you want to fix shit, that will fix shit. That will fix almost everything, just that one thing. But we have so many blood-sucking fucks in our government system and so many bureaucratic lazy fucks. When was the last time you went to a courthouse or a fucking license bureau or someplace where you had to get something done and it was run...
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
What's going on with you, man? Oh, you know. Other than stealing shit. Yeah, just stealing shit, stealing shit. Guys, you know, I just want to let you know we are going to be taking a week and a half break for the holidays. The guys here are going to, you know, go do their thing and we're going to go do our things. And so I'm just letting you know, things will be done.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
efficiently, where it was easy and it was smooth and it was fast. No, that's not what you get when you go into those places most of the time. You get some fat fuck sitting on their fucking ass, not doing shit, and acting like you're not even fucking there. Like you're just, you're fucking, inconveniencing them for whatever it is.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
And you've got to sit there for two hours while they fucking stuff their face with Doritos. Like, bro, that's the shit we're dealing with. And then they have four people for that same job. And they're all sitting there talking. And then they put their little sign up that says, come back in an hour. No, fuck you.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Because they could be there for seven hours. Yeah, right. Yeah, like, bro, it's the wrong culture. It needs to be fixed. It can all be done through blockchain technology. Every fucking license, every renewal. We need to eliminate 90% of the licenses you require anyway. That's a whole other thing for you. But the point is, is that all of this shit could be done.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Like, it's not our job as the taxpayers to provide security for this massive government of unnecessary fucking labor force. Yeah. Those people should be required like everybody else to go out and be productive, not sit on their fat fucking ass while you're trying to get something done and they just fucking treat you like your shit when you're paying for their salary, bro.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Like this has to be fixed, dude, or the country will never be fixed.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Imagine your business losing... You know, you got a $100 million business, and it's losing fucking $10 million a year, every year. And you're giving people raises. It's wild. Yeah. It's wild.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
The portal, all of that stuff was created through this agency, which is a violation of First Amendment because through proxy they were censoring.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
We will be back at the beginning of the year next year, but, uh, we got a lot of cool shit, but it's, we'll let you guys know just so you're not like wondering where the fuck we're going. So these guys work hard. We're going to give them the, give them some time off. So, What's going on? Yeah, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Jump in on this convo. Yeah, and start being vocal about the real shit that we need to fix. You guys get distracted. Everybody in the country gets distracted through all these things, and they don't ever talk about the things that are very obvious. Why do none of these politicians talk about this tax? Why do they not talk? Very few of them talk about it. You know why?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Because that's how they make their fucking money.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
That's why they don't teach you about it in fucking high school, dude. They don't teach you about taxes. They don't teach you about personal finance because they don't want people to know how bad they're getting fucked.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Even if we were paying the exact amount now and this place looked like fucking Dubai, I don't think people would say shit. No, cool. That's what I'm saying. Give yourself a fucking raise. Cool. It's not that, bro. People would be okay paying 50% of their fucking tax if when they walked outside, it was clean and nice and beautiful and safe. But it's not. It's not even close to that.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Man, I can't wait till the grape hits the market.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Bro, it is good. I will fucking steal for it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Dude, I got a lot of messages about us taking time off. People were not happy about that.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah, yeah, we're good, dude. It's just the end of the year, man. We're fucking... We're busy for the projects we have going on next year.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
That's right. That's right. I went out and tried to do real stuff. And, you know, I didn't make a billion in a week. So I gave that up. I'm back to podcasting. You know, I tried to do all kinds of stuff last week.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah. Well, I figured, you know, like it took more than a week. So it wasn't going to work out. Yeah. Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
What is up guys it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. We put topics on the screen. We speculate on what's going on.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
The grape? I want this tropical. Well, see, here's the thing. I don't want you to have the grape. That's fucked up If you if you have more grape you'll steal more shit So I'm fucking trying to do this tropical here, and I'm gonna keep that over there, okay?
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Oh, it's great Yeah, I think between like it's like great just the scream of freedom Charlie like you if you throw the tropic lightning on ice We're gonna drink mmm, bro
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
You feel like, yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying. Like, because, you know, I don't really drink that much. Right. But, and I definitely don't drink fucking like this and alcohol. Yeah. Fuck, fuck, yeah. But, yeah, you'll find me in fucking jail for sure. We might go to the GULAG. You ever see me, you ever see me drinking fucking energy drinks and alcohol? Yeah. Take me to fuck home.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
I got you, bro. Because it's about to fucking happen. Shit's about to go down. We're about to have a problem, dude. Of some sort. But anyway, you throw this on ice, dude, and a drink, it's fucking good. And you feel like you're drinking. It's just a good drink.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
First of all, motherfucker, I ain't like I'm 100. Yeah. I know you feel that way because you think that, but, like, 40-year-old dudes ain't fucking old, bro. No, no, no, you're good. No, no, but it is a difference.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah. Looks like they put a little beating on him.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
uh you know but but but there's always something deeper what do you think happens to these guys you think they play call of duty enough and they're like i want to be a spy and then they're like yeah i want to blow like they watch all these movies and and then like then how they end up like that yeah bro listen i've seen some pictures of of like what the russians do oh they're gonna pull all his fingernails and his toenails off bro hold on i already know what they're gonna do people don't understand
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
They're going to pull your fucking fingernails off pliers, each one, one by one. Then they're going to fucking pull all your teeth out, one by one. Then they're going to cut your tongue out. Then they're going to cut your fucking fingers off. Then they're going to cut your toes off. Then they're going to cut your dick off. That's what the fuck happens to these guys.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
The worst shit you could think of. It's ruthless. Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
You know what? It sets a tone. That's what we ought to be doing here to pedophiles. I will do it. I am the man for the job. Broomsticks and all. Dude, do you do all that shit and then throw them in the wood chipper, bro? They'll be begging for the wood chipper. It won't even be against their will. Yeah, right. They'll be asking for it. Get it done with.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah, it's like senior citizen. It's like Silver Sneakers Club, bro. I got you. I don't know, bro. Fuck, man. I'm getting Silver Fox over here, bro.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
It ain't going to stop what's going to happen to these people. It's not going to. I mean, the cabal here in the United States, they're fucking done. No, I mean... There will be a Black Swan event in the next fucking 30 days.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
He legitimately... People don't understand how good of a dude that guy is. They see him on the show and he asks good questions and he's a good guy, but like... That's a good fucking dude. Solid. Yeah.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
New Balances are cool again. Dude, Rick Ross is wearing New Balance. Whatever Rick Ross is wearing, it's going to be cool. Yeah, I mean, that's a fair argument. New Balance has got a great brand strategy right now. Yeah, I mean, listen, I wear New Balance.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
That's the cabal. I mean, that's the fucking head of the snake.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Well, and this is also why they don't let us see any of the communications that come out of Russia. They don't let us see Putin talk. They don't let us see Kirillov talk.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it is. Bro, you ever look at, you like looking at dead bodies? I do too, man. Like when I see pictures.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
No, like the gory videos and shit. Like you watch that shit, Joe? I do too. I see it. What the fuck up? What is that? It's not like I like it. It's just like I can't help it.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
That's a renew balance.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
California is such a beautiful part of the country, bro. The reason that everybody goes there is because the weather is perfect, dude. So you get all the homeless people and you get all the vagabonds and the drifters and because they can live year round and not be cold, right? And then on top of it, you get all these young people that think they're going to be the next fucking Leonardo DiCaprio.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
And if you ask them, they're already there. Everybody in LA has got a bullshit story about fucking what they're doing and where they are and who they know. Got a movie in production.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
It's like, dude, you spend literally... Two weeks there, and you're like, what the fuck is this place? It is full of fucking liars and bullshitters. And what I think is that we should reclaim California. I don't want to give it to them. So let's take all those people, okay? The ones we don't want. Let's just throw them over the other side of the wall. You know what I'm saying? Fuck them.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Fuck them, dude. Like, they're fucking ruining the country. Yeah, I mean, they are.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
If you don't pay taxes... and you fucking are making the country worse, get the fuck out.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Those are called the barbecue 2000s. You do both though. I mean, you can grill. All white. Yeah. With the high socks. Yeah. Sunday afternoon. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You cut the grass, go straight to grilling. Grass stain on the shoe at the grill. Correct. Yes. That's the move. That's called patina. That's called subdivision. It's called safe.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
I mean, I haven't seen enough.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Or we could pick a shitty state and send them there. You know what I'm saying? But I don't want to say the shitty state because it's likely not shitty now, and then people will be mad that we said it. But, I mean, there's some shitty states. Yeah, I mean, I can name a few. Yeah, but let's not. Don't name them? Well, if we sent everybody to New Jersey, they'd all fit.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
We get most of the country to be ours. They could all fit New Jersey. We'll build a wall. They got a little oceanfront, like the worst one in the country. You know what I'm saying? We can't let them have fucking California, bro. It's cold. California is beautiful. California is nice. You know what I don't like about California, though? What is it? I could never live there.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Let's just say it was culturally cool and everything was good. New balances. Yeah. I couldn't fucking live there because by the time I wake up, the day is over on the fucking East Coast. I can't do it.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
you know what i'm saying like i'm not an early morning like right away dude yeah and um i couldn't do it i would i would have 12 it's yeah yeah yeah so i would rather i would rather uh be over here on the east coast you know that way when i wake up at my normal time which is usually you know eight uh which is late for business right but like
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
You know if you wake up at 8 on the East Coast at 7 here 6 Mountain 5 West Coast so you get the whole day. Yeah, that's real Yeah, it's real cuz California's fucking beautiful bro, but like I couldn't do it because the time thing It's just so many weird fucks man.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah, or whatever. Are you trying to advocate? Are you considering getting a new job here? I mean...
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
fat what's weight stigma so let's dive into it so an overweight fat activist and that's her definition by the way that's not like we're not like that is not a fucking negative term it is an objective fact subjective it's a fact you're fucking fat is not a fuck that's not like that's just a comment like you know i'm saying like you're fucking fat bro yeah like it's not like I don't know.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
It's not an insult. Yeah. Unless you're you. Unless you're the one getting it. See, I don't call people fat to insult them. I call people fat as a statement of fucking fat. No, it's because you love me. Yeah, but I mean, you're not that fat. I'm talking about fat, fat fuckers. Yeah, big, big, big, big. Yeah. Like, you're not big, big. Yeah, no, I'm not like that. You're mini big. I'm like, damn.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
You know what I'm saying? I'm like, damn. All right, come on, DJ. Yeah. You're like cuddly bear big. ah you they like you in jail yeah you'd be the bear wouldn't he the cuddly funny bear that's dj yeah okay what is that gay
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Until it was time to eat. You ate all their shit.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
It's going to do the opposite.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
It's just always interesting, man. You're not having a duck if you're wearing no shoes. You know what I'm saying? Like you hear a gunshot in those shoes and you know that it's not shooting. It's like shooting at an animal or something. Yeah, right. Either you're hunting or it's 4th of July. Yeah, you don't have to worry about it.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Biggest hope.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
I'm about to fucking freak out over here. I know you guys all, everybody's listening and watching.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
I was born a fat person into a fat-hating culture, she said. I made myself sick trying to lose weight. Even when I was trying my hardest, I wasn't anywhere near a weight where people would say I was normal. This work felt like the only way I could survive. I wasn't going to live a life of shame anymore.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
yeah okay i was born fat i was born fucking fat too see people don't do you know a lot of people don't know i used to be fat as fuck yeah 350 350 bro and not fucking like kind of fat like fat and uh she looks like she's about that too she's about that same size come on bro this is a sex expert there she is with her fucking corn dog Why do they always have corn dogs? Corn dogs, man. What is that?
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
That last woman that fucking attacked us, she was a corn dog eater, too. Remember that?
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
The breaded glizzy. That one looks like a real dick, bro.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
When you wear those shoes, you don't have to worry about nobody stealing your shit either.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
How much sex you think she actually gets? Oh, man. Over under. I mean, I would say zero. Sorry, bro. You become a sex expert by having sex. You know what I'm saying? You can't just read about it. You've got to practice your fucking game. There's a practical application. It's like fucking sports. If you don't practice it, you ain't going to be no good.
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I just refuse to believe she's getting a lot of practice. She could have some varsity. What you got, Joe?
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Bro, she be eating all the fucking Willy Wonkas. Bro, Violet, you're turning violet. We're going to get fucking, she's going to do some sort of thing on us. Is that her boyfriend?
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No, you got to have big and little.
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Motherfucker, you think I don't understand that you see pictures of me? You can't have big and big. We both can't be sweating, bro.
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Fuck, dude. You don't fuck with those guys. Let me tell you something. No. You do not fuck with dudes that wear shoes like that for this very simple reason. Because if they're going to wear shoes like that, you know they don't give a fuck. They give two fucks. They'll fuck you up. They'll fucking put you in a hole with their grass-stained New Balances on, bro. That's how they got the grass stains.
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No.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah, it don't work. The physics. I will say this, though.
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I think Alex is doing you a favor by stealing some of your food, bro. I think you should be thankful. I'm just being real, bro. You're down like 70 pounds. Like, that's a good thing.
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I'll tell you this.
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Look, bro, the woke culture is done, and they're still trying to hang on to it. Do they not realize that? No, because that's where it comes from. Yeah. That's where it comes from, bro. It comes from California. Fuck, man. Everybody else is just like, fuck California. California's gonna keep doing California shit. Bro.
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I think the people who allow biological men to go into a women's prison should go into the opposite prison of what they are as well and have to live for like a year.
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You know what I'm saying? Like if you think it's a good idea to put a biological man in with women because he's going to tell you he's a woman, you're a fucking idiot. And you're a danger to society. And those women were raped. And it doesn't matter if they're criminals.
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That's what you don't know. You think it's from cutting. Yeah. It's from cutting, all right.
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No, it's not right. Those women were raped because people wanted to seem virtuous on the outside of the fucking prison. And that is fucking wrong. You know what I'm saying? It's fucked up. Because someone wants to say, I'm open-minded and I'm virtuous and I'm on this team. Women are facing life-ruining, life-altering, traumatic events. And these people go home and think they're good people. Dude.
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Yeah, that's right. Cutting pieces.
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No, I mean, to be fair, I'm sure dudes get raped in prison too, right? Like, Yeah, but it's by other dudes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's kind of like the prison fucking hierarchy. Like, if you don't want to get raped, don't fuck around. Yeah. Or learn how to fight or whatever you got to do. I mean, men kind of understand the hierarchy of primal fucking control. Right.
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You know, like, at least men of my age do. Yeah, yeah. Like if I go in there and, you know, I don't fucking fight and I don't fucking handle shit and I don't treat people right politically, you're probably gonna get fucked up. You know, keep your fucking mouth shut. Keep your eyes down. Stay to yourself. Stick up for yourself. It's pretty fucking simple. Don't drop the soap. Yeah.
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Don't be in there for molesting kids. Yeah. I mean, oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Bro, the thing is, brother, is most of the people in California aren't with this shit either, man.
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You know what I'm saying? I think that's the other thing, man. It's like, because we went out there. I think they're cheating the elections just like they cheated the election in 2020. I think they've been doing that in California for a long time.
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Maybe it was just a good looking raccoon.
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I mean, yeah, but I've seen him during the day.
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Yeah.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
I don't know. It was pretty bad. Why don't you give it your best shot? Let's do this again. I don't know if I can recover from that.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yes. We're not going to let you do that. So it's your time to do the ad. Do the ad. You know, that raccoon. I have to keep it with the raccoon. Motherfucker, do it. We need some product placement. You got to plug. See what you got.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
For real? That's all you got? What you got, man? You got something better? Man, I was, you know, I looked outside today and I saw this raccoon and he looked a little crazy, but I think he was just thirsty. And so I happened to be drinking one of these amazing first form energy drinks, best energy drink in the history of earth. And I took a little dropper and I got some out of there.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Cause you look thirsty. And I put it and he drank it up, bro. And that raccoon, he fucking, and I am not bullshitting you. He fucking started to fucking fly and he flew away. And then he waved at me when he was going by. I said, thanks for the first form energy, Andy. And I said, you're welcome, buddy. So get yourself some of this, bro.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Because I'm going to tell you right now, it's going to turn your day around. How about something like that?
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yes, like that. That was good. That was a lot better than this. Motherfucker stole it. That was good. That's what I'm talking about. That was actually better than mine. Yeah, we got squirrels, man.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Hey.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
What? No. Traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Dude, that looks like a different kind of squirrel, bro.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
It looks like a fucking mongoose squirrel. Needing protein is what it looks like. Shit, man. That don't look like a squirrel from here. No, no, no. Our squirrels, we got some fucked up squirrels some places too, though. No, bro. Our squirrels are much bigger than that. Yeah. And that one looks like a fucking rabies squirrel or something. It does. That does not look like a real squirrel from here.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah, it's a squirrel, bro. Yeah, he's eating some meat. Yeah. He's tired of them nuts. His cheeks.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Man, everything's weird in California. Bro. It really is, dude. Do you remember that lady that was hula hooping? Dude, no, she was whipping herself with a whip.
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Yeah, she was swinging a whip around and fucking, and whipping herself. That's weird. On the fucking side of the street. Just give it here, I'll do it for you. Bro, remember all this? I'll show you how it's done. Remember all those fucking trailers and camps and all that shit? Like, bro.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Yeah.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Bro, we rented that nice-ass house.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
And, like, you walk outside a house and the fucking whole street was littered. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying?
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Like, people... It's weird how people think, like... Oh, I'm in California. And like, they think they're at the cutting edge. It's like, yeah, no shit. Nobody else wants to be there. Yeah. Nobody, you know, like saying you're from California is not a fucking brag anymore. No, it's like, it's like you can't afford to leave there.
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Sorry, California people, but I feel like most of the good ones have left. Maybe. I don't know. I think they cheat their elections. I think most people in California aren't like the shit. I think most of them hate Newsom. And I think they all just think like, oh, well, everybody else here votes for this shit. So what difference does it make? We're going to be this way no matter what.
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So they don't get good voter turnout. And if they do, the election is probably fudged. But I mean, dude, like I've known, I know, you know, all kinds of people from California and people that don't even agree with me on everything at all. And they don't like this, the shit out there. So I don't know. Yeah, man.
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I mean, I'm down, you know, whatever, man. All right, man.
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All right, guys. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.
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Then we talk about how we, the people, have to solve these problems going on in the world. Now, I'm just going to get right to it, all right? We got a fee. The fee is very simple. We're not going to run ads. I'm not going to fill your ears full of bullshit. Try to keep it real here. We ask very simply that you guys share the show, all right? We put a lot of time, a lot of effort.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Diddy party. You can't say pimp. You can't say pimp. What the fuck is that?
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That's my favorite words, bro.
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You can't say alpha, beta, omega, sigma. You can't say brain rot. You can't say the Rizzler. Bro, the Rizzler. That's a fucking great name. It is. It is. Bro, the fucking Rizzler. I'm getting that shit on my license plate. No, I'm getting the frizzler. The frizzler, yeah.
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Can't say racist comments in general. No racist comments.
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Oh, yeah. Can't even tell any racist jokes, bro. Can't say Hawk Tua.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Okay, that one makes sense. Yeah. Drug references. No drug references. No Nazi or Holocaust references. Well, you know.
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
No, your favorite is no fat jokes.
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DJ found his safe space. Sign me up. How do I enroll?
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The fucking Rizzler.
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Nobody's making any jokes about anybody. It's not like they're running around the hallways dressed as the things they're not. Or calling themselves fucking shit they're not. It's not like it's like... It's not like it's the easiest fucking thing to make fun of ever in history. I don't know. Fuck, dude. This joke, this school is no fun, bro. I wouldn't want to go there, bro.
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You would come out of there with no sense of humor. Sucks, man. Why you got to ban all this shit, bro? Just let people say what they're going to say. If it ends up being stupid, it'll be stupid. They'll get made fun of and they won't say it again. I mean, what was some stupid shit you said back in high school? Oh, fuck. Listen, man, I'll tell you this. I don't think any of my teachers like me.
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We finance the show ourselves. We work hard on this. So if it makes you think, if it makes you laugh, if it gives you a new perspective, Do us a favor and share the show, all right? Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. What's up, dude? What's going on, man? Nothing, man. Yeah. What's up with you? All right. You know, just getting my shit stolen after I steal it. Does that count as stealing?
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You know, like... They definitely didn't. I talked way too much. The curse word thing, that started back then. That wasn't good. I was known for cursing on the football field. I would yell that all the time by the refs, by the coaches. Yeah, like, I couldn't help it. I'm fucking sorry, man. Yeah. A lot of this stuff didn't exist. We had different names for these things.
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I like that Pimp is making a comeback, though.
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We used to say you that dude. Sigma. That's that dude. Oh, that's a guy. Yeah. Not that guy. That dude. That's that dude. I would look at Joe over here and be like, that's that dude. Oh, that's that dude. Yeah. So you look at him, bro.
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Oh, yeah. Another one. He's got a fucking cool nickname. Ice Cream Joe. That's a fucking, that's a name. That's a name that a straight killer would have. Yeah, bro. You do got new balances, don't you? I bet you do. Yeah, that's right. For special occasions.
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No hot, no Nazi shit. Like what? Yeah. No racist comments. Too fucking far. Like too far. No rage quitting? What the fuck is rage quitting?
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Yeah. I would definitely violate that one. Yeah.
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I mean, when we were in school, bro, really, you could say anything you wanted, but, and you could bully people like everybody bullied each other. That's how you, that's kind of how you, uh, the hierarchy formed, you know, like if you can't take the fucking bullying, then you're, you know, you, you gotta get tough mentally and calloused and, um,
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You know, the words that we couldn't say were just like the curse words. Everything else, no one ever tried to tell us that same thing. Free balls. But they would say like, that's the dumbest shit I ever heard. Or, you know, that's not very classy or that's not how you want to talk.
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I feel like it should. Does that, does that, if somebody steals something from you and then you steal it back. Right. Does that cancel out that you stole it? Yeah. I'm a victim now. Okay, so now I'm the criminal. Correct. But even though it was my shit. Right. Got it. That is kind of how it works. I mean, in today's world, at least. Put that white man in jail. You know what I'm saying?
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
So let's take 25 fucking grand from people who are already struggling to make ends meet and let's give ourselves a fucking... Bro, every single one of these people should be in fucking jail. Yeah. It's so crazy, man. It's not crazy, dude. It's tyrannical...
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824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
oppression financially and this country people always say oh we live in the freest country in the best country blah blah blah no the fuck we don't that's not real shit that's a delusional fucking line that they tell us all growing up so that we won't question what's actually going on when we pay upwards of 50 60 percent of our taxes all in
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for our to live here okay that that is wrong the government is designed to protect us the government is designed to protect this country and keep us safe and really that's it and it's become this all-encompassing mammoth of an operation where we're supposed to work
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More of our lives for them than we work for our own families that is not fucking free, dude And so we need to quit saying oh, we're so free. No, we're not We're financially oppressed slaves of this country and until our taxes go down to a reasonable amount like 10% might be reasonable Okay, I'm not talking like
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down 10% I'm like talking 10% all in total and the government is built to operate on that 10% until we get to that we can't talk about fucking freedom okay because we have families in this country who are suffering financially really more than they have in the last 40 years and these people want to take more money from them like dude fuck all of these people well I think there's a like I mean like listen it may not be a popular belief right but like
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Daniel Penny his ass. Oh, shit, man. That's crazy.
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Or you fucking demote them. Or you demote them. You know what I'm saying? You don't fuck, like, wait. No, but here's what they're thinking. They're thinking, well, shit, the cost of everything went up.
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Everything's, you know, my salary that I fucking make didn't go as far. No shit. It didn't go as far for everybody else either. Right. And you're not the priority. You're a fucking civil servant. You are not the priority. The priority is the people. Like, dude, we need some real leadership, bro. I really, really, really hope that Trump and Elon and Ramaswamy and these guys get this straight.