REAL AF with Andy Frisella
824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
Thu, 19 Dec 2024
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Democrats trying to push through a bill that would cost the average couple $25,000 ahead of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine killing the Russian chemical weapons chief Igor Kirillov in Moscow & San Francisco hiring an overweight fat activist to give guidance on weight stigma.
What is up guys it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. We put topics on the screen. We speculate on what's going on.
Then we talk about how we, the people, have to solve these problems going on in the world. Now, I'm just going to get right to it, all right? We got a fee. The fee is very simple. We're not going to run ads. I'm not going to fill your ears full of bullshit. Try to keep it real here. We ask very simply that you guys share the show, all right? We put a lot of time, a lot of effort.
We finance the show ourselves. We work hard on this. So if it makes you think, if it makes you laugh, if it gives you a new perspective, Do us a favor and share the show, all right? Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. What's up, dude? What's going on, man? Nothing, man. Yeah. What's up with you? All right. You know, just getting my shit stolen after I steal it. Does that count as stealing?
I feel like it should. Does that, does that, if somebody steals something from you and then you steal it back. Right. Does that cancel out that you stole it? Yeah. I'm a victim now. Okay, so now I'm the criminal. Correct. But even though it was my shit. Right. Got it. That is kind of how it works. I mean, in today's world, at least. Put that white man in jail. You know what I'm saying?
Daniel Penny his ass. Oh, shit, man. That's crazy.
Yeah, man. We got to have some more diversity in jail, bro. Hey, listen. Equality. That's right. That's what it's for, man.
What's going on with you, man? Oh, you know. Other than stealing shit. Yeah, just stealing shit, stealing shit. Guys, you know, I just want to let you know we are going to be taking a week and a half break for the holidays. The guys here are going to, you know, go do their thing and we're going to go do our things. And so I'm just letting you know, things will be done.
Yeah.
We will be back at the beginning of the year next year, but, uh, we got a lot of cool shit, but it's, we'll let you guys know just so you're not like wondering where the fuck we're going. So these guys work hard. We're going to give them the, give them some time off. So, What's going on? Yeah, man.
A lot of shit, man. A lot of interesting things as normal. Yeah. It's like the new normal. Well. It is the new normal. They promised that. They did. But I thought this was interesting. You know, I always like to think, you know, because we have an age gap between you and I. Yeah. And it's always funny to talk about, you know, things coming back into play.
You know, styles that you guys had coming back in. You know what I'm saying?
First of all, motherfucker, I ain't like I'm 100. Yeah. I know you feel that way because you think that, but, like, 40-year-old dudes ain't fucking old, bro. No, no, no, you're good. No, no, but it is a difference.
It's different. I mean, it's a different class. For sure.
Yeah, it's like senior citizen. It's like Silver Sneakers Club, bro. I got you. I don't know, bro. Fuck, man. I'm getting Silver Fox over here, bro.
I got the New Balances on the way for you.
New Balances are cool again. Dude, Rick Ross is wearing New Balance. Whatever Rick Ross is wearing, it's going to be cool. Yeah, I mean, that's a fair argument. New Balance has got a great brand strategy right now. Yeah, I mean, listen, I wear New Balance.
Yeah.
That's a renew balance.
I'm cool. I wear some of them.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, I honestly thought about getting the Gardner 2000s. You know what I'm talking about? No, those are the, that's not called the Gardner.
Those are called the barbecue 2000s. You do both though. I mean, you can grill. All white. Yeah. With the high socks. Yeah. Sunday afternoon. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You cut the grass, go straight to grilling. Grass stain on the shoe at the grill. Correct. Yes. That's the move. That's called patina. That's called subdivision. It's called safe.
No, but I mean, it's just always. It's called safe.
It's just always interesting, man. You're not having a duck if you're wearing no shoes. You know what I'm saying? Like you hear a gunshot in those shoes and you know that it's not shooting. It's like shooting at an animal or something. Yeah, right. Either you're hunting or it's 4th of July. Yeah, you don't have to worry about it.
When you wear those shoes, you don't have to worry about nobody stealing your shit either.
You're all right. It's like a force field of safety. Nobody even fucks with those guys, man.
Fuck, dude. You don't fuck with those guys. Let me tell you something. No. You do not fuck with dudes that wear shoes like that for this very simple reason. Because if they're going to wear shoes like that, you know they don't give a fuck. They give two fucks. They'll fuck you up. They'll fucking put you in a hole with their grass-stained New Balances on, bro. That's how they got the grass stains.
That's what you don't know. You think it's from cutting. Yeah. It's from cutting, all right.
That's the story.
Yeah, that's right. Cutting pieces.
You know, but it's just always interesting to kind of see the dynamics there. You know, stuff that was cool then and, you know, now it's coming back into play. You know, but there are some things that this generation is doing. They're pioneering, creating some new words, and it's causing some rifts in some places. Yeah. So I wanted to bring this in. Let's check it out. This is in Iowa.
So the headline is Free Speech Organization Torches Iowa Classroom's Banned Words List. So this school had to create a list of words that are banned from being used in the school. All right. And so I just wanted to, you know, kind of go through these and see, you know, if you guys had any of these words or if this is true, like a true pioneering feat of humanity here. Okay.
So yeah, it's causing some rifts. So like I said, free speech advocates, they're crying foul play here. I'm saying the school is limiting the free speech of these kids from these words that there are banning in the school. Let's check the list out. Oh, and by the way, if you say any of these words in the school, it's a 30-minute detention. 30-minute? Per word. Oh. Per word or per infraction here.
You can't say pimp.
Diddy party. You can't say pimp. You can't say pimp. What the fuck is that?
No pimp.
That's my favorite words, bro.
Diddy party. Diddler. Oiled up. Baby oil. What's that? Skibbity toilet. Skibbity? Yeah. Skibbity toilet. Ohio. For some reason, I don't know.
You can't say alpha, beta, omega, sigma. You can't say brain rot. You can't say the Rizzler. Bro, the Rizzler. That's a fucking great name. It is. It is. Bro, the fucking Rizzler. I'm getting that shit on my license plate. No, I'm getting the frizzler. The frizzler, yeah.
That's all I'm getting, bro. Shit, that's a good one. Can't say chat. Can't say giga chat. That's giga Chad. I think, yeah. Oh, no, that is, yeah, yeah.
Can't say racist comments in general. No racist comments.
Well, fuck. Bro, we would be expelled.
Oh, yeah. Can't even tell any racist jokes, bro. Can't say Hawk Tua.
Can't talk or Hawk Tua. No rage quitting. No encouraging suicide. That's probably a good idea.
Okay, that one makes sense. Yeah. Drug references. No drug references. No Nazi or Holocaust references. Well, you know.
My favorite, though, is at the bottom. No LGBTQ.
No, your favorite is no fat jokes.
No fat jokes. That's my favorite one. Yeah.
DJ found his safe space. Sign me up. How do I enroll?
God dang, man. Yeah, I mean, fuck. Like, just don't be cool.
The fucking Rizzler.
Bro, that is funny. I mean, the LGBTQ jokes are like, I mean, who's running around saying jokes about gays? Yeah, I mean, nobody. You know?
Nobody's making any jokes about anybody. It's not like they're running around the hallways dressed as the things they're not. Or calling themselves fucking shit they're not. It's not like it's like... It's not like it's the easiest fucking thing to make fun of ever in history. I don't know. Fuck, dude. This joke, this school is no fun, bro. I wouldn't want to go there, bro.
You would come out of there with no sense of humor. Sucks, man. Why you got to ban all this shit, bro? Just let people say what they're going to say. If it ends up being stupid, it'll be stupid. They'll get made fun of and they won't say it again. I mean, what was some stupid shit you said back in high school? Oh, fuck. Listen, man, I'll tell you this. I don't think any of my teachers like me.
You know, like... They definitely didn't. I talked way too much. The curse word thing, that started back then. That wasn't good. I was known for cursing on the football field. I would yell that all the time by the refs, by the coaches. Yeah, like, I couldn't help it. I'm fucking sorry, man. Yeah. A lot of this stuff didn't exist. We had different names for these things.
I like that Pimp is making a comeback, though.
Yeah, Pimp's coming back. Pimp's coming back. Sigma. Sigma's a big one. Sigma Skippity Toilet. What does Sigma mean now? Sigma is like, you know, like you're that guy. Oh, really? Yeah. It's like you're that dude. You're him.
We used to say you that dude. Sigma. That's that dude. Oh, that's a guy. Yeah. Not that guy. That dude. That's that dude. I would look at Joe over here and be like, that's that dude. Oh, that's that dude. Yeah. So you look at him, bro.
He's a dude. He's Sigma.
Oh, yeah. Another one. He's got a fucking cool nickname. Ice Cream Joe. That's a fucking, that's a name. That's a name that a straight killer would have. Yeah, bro. You do got new balances, don't you? I bet you do. Yeah, that's right. For special occasions.
For when he's got to go to work. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, I think, I mean, okay. Like the encouraging suicide. Okay. All right. Like, yeah, I get that. You know, sure. You know, I know the one I don't like.
No hot, no Nazi shit. Like what? Yeah. No racist comments. Too fucking far. Like too far. No rage quitting? What the fuck is rage quitting?
That's when you lose. Let's say we were playing Call of Duty. Yeah. And I get pissed and quit. And you just fucking, yeah. Oh, fuck.
Yeah. I would definitely violate that one. Yeah.
Yeah, man. How the fuck do you ban words? That's what, well, that's, that's the legal thing, man. And so it's like, you know, the freedom of speech, that's not like aged, you know, it doesn't, it doesn't like, there's not an age requirement.
I mean, when we were in school, bro, really, you could say anything you wanted, but, and you could bully people like everybody bullied each other. That's how you, that's kind of how you, uh, the hierarchy formed, you know, like if you can't take the fucking bullying, then you're, you know, you, you gotta get tough mentally and calloused and, um,
You know, the words that we couldn't say were just like the curse words. Everything else, no one ever tried to tell us that same thing. Free balls. But they would say like, that's the dumbest shit I ever heard. Or, you know, that's not very classy or that's not how you want to talk.
The standard would be set. Yeah. That's how it should be, man. That's how it should be. Well, I mean, they're getting some heat. You know, they tried to protect themselves saying that, you know, they made a statement.
The school district said in a statement, quote, our goal is not to censor or stifle student speech, but to guide students toward language that fosters a positive and inclusive learning environment. That's a rural district, man. Like, it's weird. Like, I mean, I don't know. Some of the shit's kind of stupid, though, you know, but again, it'll weed itself out on its own. I don't know.
Guys, tell us what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know. With that being said, let's get into our headlines. Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to AndyForSeller.com. You guys can check all of this stuff out there for you. We link it for you. And so with that being said, let's check into our first headline. Headline number one.
This is interesting. We talked about this. You know, Trump's not in office yet. He still has to get to inauguration. But you've said multiple times we've talked about on the show that like they're going to make it very, very difficult for that transition. And, you know, here we are. Second week, third week of December. And here we go. So check this headline out.
Democrats hastily trying to push through bill that would cost average couple twenty five thousand dollars ahead of Trump's presidency. So there's this new bill, this Omni bill that they're putting in. It's like thirteen hundred pages or some shit like that. They're trying to push in right now with a lot of stuff tied into it. And one of those things is this this this measure of it.
Senate Democrats are rushing to push through a Social Security reform bill ahead of Donald Trump taking office. Now, one group estimated would cost the average couple twenty five thousand dollars in benefits. The Social Security Fairness Act would repeal two provisions that currently reduce payouts to public sector employees like cops, firefighters, teachers and U.S. postal workers.
The Committee for a Responsible Budget, a bipartisan think tank, argued this change would make Social Security insolvent six months earlier than current projections. So as a result, we estimate a typical dual income couple retiring in 2033 would see their benefits cut by an additional $25,000 with additional $8,000 of that coming in roughly half a year of advanced insolvency.
So, you know, you got that. They're taking money. That's not the biggest thing. You know, the other thing is included in this bill, they're giving themselves raises, right?
So let's take 25 fucking grand from people who are already struggling to make ends meet and let's give ourselves a fucking... Bro, every single one of these people should be in fucking jail. Yeah. It's so crazy, man. It's not crazy, dude. It's tyrannical...
oppression financially and this country people always say oh we live in the freest country in the best country blah blah blah no the fuck we don't that's not real shit that's a delusional fucking line that they tell us all growing up so that we won't question what's actually going on when we pay upwards of 50 60 percent of our taxes all in
for our to live here okay that that is wrong the government is designed to protect us the government is designed to protect this country and keep us safe and really that's it and it's become this all-encompassing mammoth of an operation where we're supposed to work
More of our lives for them than we work for our own families that is not fucking free, dude And so we need to quit saying oh, we're so free. No, we're not We're financially oppressed slaves of this country and until our taxes go down to a reasonable amount like 10% might be reasonable Okay, I'm not talking like
down 10% I'm like talking 10% all in total and the government is built to operate on that 10% until we get to that we can't talk about fucking freedom okay because we have families in this country who are suffering financially really more than they have in the last 40 years and these people want to take more money from them like dude fuck all of these people well I think there's a like I mean like listen it may not be a popular belief right but like
I mean, just on a pure business side, right? Like let's say you have an employee. They don't even do the bare minimum, right? Like they're still in a bunch of shit. They're doing a bunch, like, you don't give them a raise. No, you take away. You fire their ass.
Or you fucking demote them. Or you demote them. You know what I'm saying? You don't fuck, like, wait. No, but here's what they're thinking. They're thinking, well, shit, the cost of everything went up.
Yeah.
Everything's, you know, my salary that I fucking make didn't go as far. No shit. It didn't go as far for everybody else either. Right. And you're not the priority. You're a fucking civil servant. You are not the priority. The priority is the people. Like, dude, we need some real leadership, bro. I really, really, really hope that Trump and Elon and Ramaswamy and these guys get this straight.
I know Vivek agrees with what I'm saying because I've talked to him about it. But like, bro... I really hope they go in and fix this because dude, if they don't, it's just another failed four fucking years. Our biggest problem in this country is the financial oppression that comes from our tax system. You want to stimulate our economy. You want to create an amazing country.
You want to create wealth, the opportunity for, you know, happiness and success and all the things that we're supposed to have here in this country. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. You want that shit. You lower the taxes to a,
to a reasonable point 10 all in and you make the government operate within whatever that is you make everybody pay it poor people pay it rich people pay it companies pay it everybody pays the same you're all required to pay if you don't pay you can't vote and we make some other rules about that whatever i don't i haven't thought all the way through but the point of the matter is is that until that happens
We are not free. And it needs to happen. If you want to fix shit, that will fix shit. That will fix almost everything, just that one thing. But we have so many blood-sucking fucks in our government system and so many bureaucratic lazy fucks. When was the last time you went to a courthouse or a fucking license bureau or someplace where you had to get something done and it was run...
efficiently, where it was easy and it was smooth and it was fast. No, that's not what you get when you go into those places most of the time. You get some fat fuck sitting on their fucking ass, not doing shit, and acting like you're not even fucking there. Like you're just, you're fucking, inconveniencing them for whatever it is.
And you've got to sit there for two hours while they fucking stuff their face with Doritos. Like, bro, that's the shit we're dealing with. And then they have four people for that same job. And they're all sitting there talking. And then they put their little sign up that says, come back in an hour. No, fuck you.
And don't you dare say shit to them or get mad at them.
Because they could be there for seven hours. Yeah, right. Yeah, like, bro, it's the wrong culture. It needs to be fixed. It can all be done through blockchain technology. Every fucking license, every renewal. We need to eliminate 90% of the licenses you require anyway. That's a whole other thing for you. But the point is, is that all of this shit could be done.
Like, it's not our job as the taxpayers to provide security for this massive government of unnecessary fucking labor force. Yeah. Those people should be required like everybody else to go out and be productive, not sit on their fat fucking ass while you're trying to get something done and they just fucking treat you like your shit when you're paying for their salary, bro.
Like this has to be fixed, dude, or the country will never be fixed.
Well, on the other side of that coin, though, man, and that's why this might be an unpopular belief, but bro, if we had a very efficient government and we had ... I don't care if their salaries was a million. I wouldn't care at that point because- Well, you could do that because there would be only fucking ... A hundred of them. Well, that's what I'm saying.
But if they were actually doing the job that they're supposed to be doing, I wouldn't care about this increase. Nobody would care because we'd be so happy about the results of the fucking work there. You know what I'm saying? The inputs should equal the outputs.
Imagine your business losing... You know, you got a $100 million business, and it's losing fucking $10 million a year, every year. And you're giving people raises. It's wild. Yeah. It's wild.
You know, another big issue, too, that a lot of people... And you kind of hit on it, man, but, like, it's not like... You know, people... And it's ignorance a lot of times, because if people really, truly knew like how deep and convoluted and departments within departments and subcommittees and all these fucking things that get these ridiculous budgets. Right. And that's another big issue, man.
Like one of the things that they're also pumping into this bill. Not sure if you saw this, but this continuing resolution bill.
is going to fund the state department agency uh that was the pinnacle of all of the twitter files that they said was not supposed to be happening no more was supposed to be going to the wayside yeah they're getting a bump in pay um to the tune um of about 75 million dollars um which originally it was 60 million uh when the agency was first created now they bumped it up by almost 15 million um
I mean, this is the one that Matt Taibbi, who did all the Twitter files reporting like this is what when you're talking about who was doing this shit, it came out of this direct agency. This was the link between social media and our government.
The portal, all of that stuff was created through this agency, which is a violation of First Amendment because through proxy they were censoring.
100%. Yeah. You know? And so it's like, you know, like, uh, but like that's included in this bill, right? The global engagement center has been included in page one 39 of the continuing resolution. Um, and although it doesn't specify its budget allocation, a previous inspector general report shows the agency's 2020 budget total 75 million of which 60 million was appropriated by Congress.
Um, you know, so like they keep putting this shit in man. And it's just like, at what point, uh, do we say stop, you know, and, and, Like I said, I mean, along the same lines as you, man, I just hope that when Elon and Vivek get in there, bro, they fucking hammer all of this shit out.
Yeah.
You know, like the question is like, I mean, there's going to be a massive surplus of money in that sense. Where does that money go to? Does it start going to, you know, paying down the fucking debt? Like, I don't know. I'm not an economist. I don't know how that shit works, but I mean, it needs to happen, bro. It needs to happen. It's fucking bullshit.
Jump in on this convo. Yeah, and start being vocal about the real shit that we need to fix. You guys get distracted. Everybody in the country gets distracted through all these things, and they don't ever talk about the things that are very obvious. Why do none of these politicians talk about this tax? Why do they not talk? Very few of them talk about it. You know why?
Because that's how they make their fucking money.
Yeah, that's how they're able to pay their friends.
That's why they don't teach you about it in fucking high school, dude. They don't teach you about taxes. They don't teach you about personal finance because they don't want people to know how bad they're getting fucked.
You know, one of my favorite clips of Trump, I think it was during the Hillary debate in 2016. And she was like, he doesn't pay his taxes and he uses a tax loophole. She's like, yeah, the same ones that you and all your donors use. They all use the same fucking shit. I'm like, damn, I can respect you at least saying it. But if you don't understand the shit, you get taken advantage of.
Even if we were paying the exact amount now and this place looked like fucking Dubai, I don't think people would say shit. No, cool. That's what I'm saying. Give yourself a fucking raise. Cool. It's not that, bro. People would be okay paying 50% of their fucking tax if when they walked outside, it was clean and nice and beautiful and safe. But it's not. It's not even close to that.
Nowhere near it, man. Nowhere near it. But with that, let's go check some comments out, chat. Let's see what these comments look like. The chat. Yeah. Let's go to the chat. This first comment is from Christian Kelly 9046. He says, was interviewing a guy for a job yesterday in my office. I have a mini fridge full of first form energy drinks. I keep on deck for the crew. Mid-interview.
The applicant stopped mid-sentence when he noticed the fridge and said, don't be a hoe. Interview over. Instantly hired. Show the show. That's awesome. That's what's up. Fucking sick, man. Yeah. That's great. That's great. I mean, my question is, though, I mean, what flavors you got stocked in there? You know what I'm saying? Because if you got some grape, I might be buying.
Man, I can't wait till the grape hits the market.
We're going to sell the fuck out of it. It's so fucking good, man.
Bro, it is good. I will fucking steal for it.
I know. I'll steal it back. Let's check out this next one. This next comment comes from Captain Philly7816. He says, what's the difference between Andy and DJ and my dad? Andy and DJ came back.
Dude, I got a lot of messages about us taking time off. People were not happy about that.
I mean, but I think they were just as happy when they saw that we were not, like, in the gulag.
Yeah, yeah, we're good, dude. It's just the end of the year, man. We're fucking... We're busy for the projects we have going on next year.
Yeah. A lot of people were happy, though, man. They're happy. Like this last comment. We got one more from Stuart. Uh... What is this? Stuart Lamas, 98, 13. He says, glad to see Andy is back to his full time job as a podcast.
That's right. That's right. I went out and tried to do real stuff. And, you know, I didn't make a billion in a week. So I gave that up. I'm back to podcasting. You know, I tried to do all kinds of stuff last week.
Yeah. We should make a course on how to be a podcast.
Yeah. Well, I figured, you know, like it took more than a week. So it wasn't going to work out. Yeah. Yeah.
No, just version 3.0.5. I'm back. I'm back. Fuck, I'm here. Yeah, man, guys, we appreciate you, though, man. We appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans. Keep liking, keep commenting, and keep being dope. Is dope on the band list? Are you hiding the grape now?
The grape? I want this tropical. Well, see, here's the thing. I don't want you to have the grape. That's fucked up If you if you have more grape you'll steal more shit So I'm fucking trying to do this tropical here, and I'm gonna keep that over there, okay?
The tropical lightning is fucking shit dude.
Oh, it's great Yeah, I think between like it's like great just the scream of freedom Charlie like you if you throw the tropic lightning on ice We're gonna drink mmm, bro
That's good. Oh, dude. I've had some 1P bombs before.
You feel like, yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying. Like, because, you know, I don't really drink that much. Right. But, and I definitely don't drink fucking like this and alcohol. Yeah. Fuck, fuck, yeah. But, yeah, you'll find me in fucking jail for sure. We might go to the GULAG. You ever see me, you ever see me drinking fucking energy drinks and alcohol? Yeah. Take me to fuck home.
I got you, bro. Because it's about to fucking happen. Shit's about to go down. We're about to have a problem, dude. Of some sort. But anyway, you throw this on ice, dude, and a drink, it's fucking good. And you feel like you're drinking. It's just a good drink.
Yeah, I love it, man. It's good shit, man. Guys, let's keep this cruise cruising. We got headlines. This shit is so good. Number two. This one's interesting, man. Let's go to Russia real quick for headline number two. Not sure if you guys saw this out there. I thought this was interesting. There's always something deeper going on, too.
But Ukraine kills Russian chemical weapons chief Igor Kirillov in Moscow. Did you see this? No. So this is interesting. So a top general, a top Russian general accused by Ukraine of being responsible for the use of chemical weapons against Ukrainian troops was assassinated in Moscow by Ukraine's SBU intelligence service on Tuesday morning in the most high profile killing of its kind.
Lieutenant General Igor Kirillov, who was chief of Russia's nuclear, biological and chemical protection troops, was killed outside an apartment building along with his assistant when a bomb hidden in an electric scooter went off. Russia's investigative committee, which probes serious crimes, said an SBU source confirmed to Reuters that the Ukrainian intelligence agency had been behind the hit.
Quote, the liquidation of the chief of the radiation and chemical protection troops of the Russian Federation is the work of the SBU, the source said. So this guy is right outside of his fucking apartment. Bomb goes off on the scooter, kills him, him and his assistant. Now, Russia's intelligence is pretty good. They're pretty quick when it comes to that stuff. So they got a guy.
They have a suspect detained in this. They just announced today at the time of recording that it had detained an Uzbek man who had confessed to planting and detonating a bomb which killed the general in Moscow. So here's a picture of the guy. This is him emitting it. This guy did it?
Yeah. Looks like they put a little beating on him.
yeah they always do yeah they always do should have been worse um but you know and he directly said uh that uh he was he was uh ordered to go to moscow and carry out this assignment for ukraine's intelligence services um so they have that now so this guy's dead either way now oh i mean he's fucked yeah i mean he's he's fucked you know you're a dumb motherfucker you know
uh you know but but but there's always something deeper what do you think happens to these guys you think they play call of duty enough and they're like i want to be a spy and then they're like yeah i want to blow like they watch all these movies and and then like then how they end up like that yeah bro listen i've seen some pictures of of like what the russians do oh they're gonna pull all his fingernails and his toenails off bro hold on i already know what they're gonna do people don't understand
They're going to pull your fucking fingernails off pliers, each one, one by one. Then they're going to fucking pull all your teeth out, one by one. Then they're going to cut your tongue out. Then they're going to cut your fucking fingers off. Then they're going to cut your toes off. Then they're going to cut your dick off. That's what the fuck happens to these guys.
Bro, I've seen pictures, man. I'm talking about upside down stools, broomsticks going in places. Yes.
The worst shit you could think of. It's ruthless. Yeah.
It's ruthless, but it sets a tone. It sets a tone.
You know what? It sets a tone. That's what we ought to be doing here to pedophiles. I will do it. I am the man for the job. Broomsticks and all. Dude, do you do all that shit and then throw them in the wood chipper, bro? They'll be begging for the wood chipper. It won't even be against their will. Yeah, right. They'll be asking for it. Get it done with.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen. It sets a tone. That's all I'm going to say. It sets a tone. Nobody will be fucking with little kids anymore. They knew that that was the fucking punishment? They wouldn't do it. No. I mean, do you think the next Ukrainian spy seeing this shit and knowing what's going to happen? How eager is he going to be to fucking roll a fucking motor scooter up?
You know what I'm saying? It set the tone. But here's the thing, man. There's always something deeper. There's always something deeper. Always. And, you know, the initial thing that came out, like going back to the original article, they were saying that Ukraine had accused this guy, this general of using chemical weapons on Ukrainian troops. Right. That wasn't it. That wasn't it.
You know the importance of this general here? This Igor Krilov. You know why he was so important? We have to go back to 2022. And we actually reported on this guy before. Is this when they blew him up or crashed his plane or something? No, no. That was a different guy. Okay. But we talked about this guy on a CTI back in 2022.
This general is the general who accused the United States and our Democrats of of funneling profits from those secret Ukrainian bio labs to fund their elections. Remember this chart right here? Yeah. Bro, that was him. That was the general. That general created this, and he's the one that blew the whistle and talked about all of this shit.
And he just got assassinated right outside of his home by a Ukrainian spy.
It ain't going to stop what's going to happen to these people. It's not going to. I mean, the cabal here in the United States, they're fucking done. No, I mean... There will be a Black Swan event in the next fucking 30 days.
Yeah. I mean, dude, because everybody's talking about it, bro. I mean, our good buddy Sean Ryan has an awesome podcast. Love Sean Ryan. Sean's the best. He's fucking dope.
He legitimately... People don't understand how good of a dude that guy is. They see him on the show and he asks good questions and he's a good guy, but like... That's a good fucking dude. Solid. Yeah.
You know, but, you know, and he has, you know, connections and people and stuff. And I was like, you know, the one lady that he interviewed, I think she was a former CIA girl, woman asset. But she I mean, like she very clearly is like talking about the shit very openly. And like the problem is nobody's listening to her. You know what I'm saying?
Like and she has the fucking intel on this stuff and nobody's trying to take her serious. You know, but like, I mean, it's just so crazy to me. Like, I mean, just this, I mean, even this system right here, the optics of it, you know what I'm saying? This guy blows the whistle, calls out Obama, Biden, Hillary, and George Soros. I mean, because that was the whole funneling thing, right?
That's the cabal. I mean, that's the fucking head of the snake.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He calls them out, you know, and like, give him some time. Now you're getting blown up by a fucking scooter right outside of a fucking apartment. You know what I'm saying? It's like, yeah.
you know but the thing is again the shit's already out there yeah to your point yeah i'm saying so like that doesn't stop this like the information has already been put out we know it yeah you know um so i mean dude it's it's just interesting times man it is interesting times um i just thought that was so so crazy man yeah that is crazy dude but not really like
I mean, he's not the only guy saying this. Yeah, he was just the first. Because, I mean, he runs Russia's side. You know what I'm saying? And he put it out there. He's like, no, this is what's happening in Ukraine.
Well, and this is also why they don't let us see any of the communications that come out of Russia. They don't let us see Putin talk. They don't let us see Kirillov talk.
They don't fucking let us see it. And it's for those reasons, man. This shit's wild. I mean, look, this is the picture right outside of the apartment where it went off. Damn, dude. Yeah, I mean, it's just wild, bro. Wild stuff. Look, there's his body.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it is. Bro, you ever look at, you like looking at dead bodies? I do too, man. Like when I see pictures.
I didn't answer.
No, like the gory videos and shit. Like you watch that shit, Joe? I do too. I see it. What the fuck up? What is that? It's not like I like it. It's just like I can't help it.
Well, that's what I'm about to say. I don't think I would say I like it. It's just like, oh, all right, cool. Yeah, man. I mean, it's some crazy shit out there for sure. Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this convo. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Let's get to headline number three. Now, I got to preface this, all right? We're going to California. And we're going to go to Cali.
Okay. Now, I want to say this before we even get into it, bro. I believe we should just exile California, the entire state. We give people like a week to get out. Like the good ones, let them out. And then just fucking blow the fault line.
California is such a beautiful part of the country, bro. The reason that everybody goes there is because the weather is perfect, dude. So you get all the homeless people and you get all the vagabonds and the drifters and because they can live year round and not be cold, right? And then on top of it, you get all these young people that think they're going to be the next fucking Leonardo DiCaprio.
And if you ask them, they're already there. Everybody in LA has got a bullshit story about fucking what they're doing and where they are and who they know. Got a movie in production.
Exactly.
It's like, dude, you spend literally... Two weeks there, and you're like, what the fuck is this place? It is full of fucking liars and bullshitters. And what I think is that we should reclaim California. I don't want to give it to them. So let's take all those people, okay? The ones we don't want. Let's just throw them over the other side of the wall. You know what I'm saying? Fuck them.
Fuck them, dude. Like, they're fucking ruining the country. Yeah, I mean, they are.
They are.
If you don't pay taxes... and you fucking are making the country worse, get the fuck out.
I'm with it. Listen, I'm with it.
I mean, I haven't seen enough.
I've seen a little bit of California. I mean, I went to Sonoma.
Or we could pick a shitty state and send them there. You know what I'm saying? But I don't want to say the shitty state because it's likely not shitty now, and then people will be mad that we said it. But, I mean, there's some shitty states. Yeah, I mean, I can name a few. Yeah, but let's not. Don't name them? Well, if we sent everybody to New Jersey, they'd all fit.
We get most of the country to be ours. They could all fit New Jersey. We'll build a wall. They got a little oceanfront, like the worst one in the country. You know what I'm saying? We can't let them have fucking California, bro. It's cold. California is beautiful. California is nice. You know what I don't like about California, though? What is it? I could never live there.
Let's just say it was culturally cool and everything was good. New balances. Yeah. I couldn't fucking live there because by the time I wake up, the day is over on the fucking East Coast. I can't do it.
you know what i'm saying like i'm not an early morning like right away dude yeah and um i couldn't do it i would i would have 12 it's yeah yeah yeah so i would rather i would rather uh be over here on the east coast you know that way when i wake up at my normal time which is usually you know eight uh which is late for business right but like
You know if you wake up at 8 on the East Coast at 7 here 6 Mountain 5 West Coast so you get the whole day. Yeah, that's real Yeah, it's real cuz California's fucking beautiful bro, but like I couldn't do it because the time thing It's just so many weird fucks man.
Yeah, and I mean, that's why I love number three is We're gonna go to San Francisco first Oh San Francisco hires overweight fat activists to give guidance on weight stigma. That doesn't shock me. I guess it pays to be fat.
Yeah, or whatever. Are you trying to advocate? Are you considering getting a new job here? I mean...
fat what's weight stigma so let's dive into it so an overweight fat activist and that's her definition by the way that's not like we're not like that is not a fucking negative term it is an objective fact subjective it's a fact you're fucking fat is not a fuck that's not like that's just a comment like you know i'm saying like you're fucking fat bro yeah like it's not like I don't know.
It's not an insult. Yeah. Unless you're you. Unless you're the one getting it. See, I don't call people fat to insult them. I call people fat as a statement of fucking fat. No, it's because you love me. Yeah, but I mean, you're not that fat. I'm talking about fat, fat fuckers. Yeah, big, big, big, big. Yeah. Like, you're not big, big. Yeah, no, I'm not like that. You're mini big. I'm like, damn.
You know what I'm saying? I'm like, damn. All right, come on, DJ. Yeah. You're like cuddly bear big. ah you they like you in jail yeah you'd be the bear wouldn't he the cuddly funny bear that's dj yeah okay what is that gay
They loved me in jail. They would. Oh, fuck, man. But yeah, so let's dive into this, man.
Until it was time to eat. You ate all their shit.
You're going to eat that cornbread. An overweight, fat activist disclosed that she has been hired by the city of San Francisco to provide guidance on the prevention of weight stigma. On Monday, Virgie Tovar reported to the news to her more than 82,000 followers on Instagram.
So yeah, so this comes after California Governor Gavin Newsom announced the state's own version of Doge, President-elect Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency, which is meant to eliminate wasteful government spending.
It's going to do the opposite.
But yeah, so Tovar, she's 42. She wrote in a post. She says, quote, I'm working with the team at the San Francisco Department of Public Health as a consultant on weight stigma and weight neutrality. She added, I'm unbelievably proud to serve the city. I've called home for almost 20 years in this way. This consultancy is an absolute dream come true. And it's my biggest hope and belief.
Biggest hope.
Biggest hope. No shit. Biggest hope and belief that weight neutrality will be the future of public health. So this lady has a master's degree in sexuality studies from San Francisco State University. She's an activist who is dedicated to the fight against weight discrimination and dieting. So this is a fat sex expert. Yes. Okay. Okay.
And the Blaze reported that she's the author of several books, such as You Have the Right to Remain Fat and The Self-Love Revolution, Radical Body Positivity for Girls of Color. Now, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm about to fucking freak out over here. I know you guys all, everybody's listening and watching.
They're like, all right, here he comes. I want you to dive in. I want you to read this real quick, okay? You want me to read it? I want you to read it. All right. Okay. Is it too hard for you to read? Oh, this was her talking about unrealistically thin beauty standards. Okay, this was an interview in 2017. That quote there starting there. Go ahead. Okay.
I was born a fat person into a fat-hating culture, she said. I made myself sick trying to lose weight. Even when I was trying my hardest, I wasn't anywhere near a weight where people would say I was normal. This work felt like the only way I could survive. I wasn't going to live a life of shame anymore.
yeah okay i was born fat i was born fucking fat too see people don't do you know a lot of people don't know i used to be fat as fuck yeah 350 350 bro and not fucking like kind of fat like fat and uh she looks like she's about that too she's about that same size come on bro this is a sex expert there she is with her fucking corn dog Why do they always have corn dogs? Corn dogs, man. What is that?
That last woman that fucking attacked us, she was a corn dog eater, too. Remember that?
No, I will say. You remember that? I do remember that. I will say the breaded glizzies, they're not bad.
The breaded glizzy. That one looks like a real dick, bro.
Like, it's got a little fucking tip on the top of it. It does have a tip. It does. What the fuck? Yeah. Well, how can you? I don't know. Imagine living in California, paying taxes and knowing that your taxes is going to this to pay a consultant to talk about being fat and having sex at the Department of Public.
How much sex you think she actually gets? Oh, man. Over under. I mean, I would say zero. Sorry, bro. You become a sex expert by having sex. You know what I'm saying? You can't just read about it. You've got to practice your fucking game. There's a practical application. It's like fucking sports. If you don't practice it, you ain't going to be no good.
I just refuse to believe she's getting a lot of practice. She could have some varsity. What you got, Joe?
She looks like an Oompa Loompa that stayed in the factory too long.
Bro, she be eating all the fucking Willy Wonkas. Bro, Violet, you're turning violet. We're going to get fucking, she's going to do some sort of thing on us. Is that her boyfriend?
Yeah, I think so. Oh, her husband. Maybe she is getting it. Hey, man, listen. There's some dudes out there. That's their style, and that's cool. I never understood that. You know, me as a big guy, you know why I can't do it? Because you're big. You can't have big and big.
No, you got to have big and little.
I'm glad I always had friends that understood that. That's what I'm saying, man.
Motherfucker, you think I don't understand that you see pictures of me? You can't have big and big. We both can't be sweating, bro.
Yeah, dude. You can't do it.
No.
Big and big. Like, my sweat's going to drop on you. Your sweat can't drop on me, bro. Like, no. Yeah, it's got to...
Yeah, it don't work. The physics. I will say this, though.
Alex, she's... If you got a big woman and you're a big dude, you ain't going to be able to get in there. The only thing that's safe, though, I will say this, and maybe this is it, from a bigger guy. Alex steals my food all the time, and I fucking hate it. I don't feel like... She eat a lot? Of my shit, yeah. Yeah, all the time. She's thin. Yeah, I mean, but that's what I'm saying.
But I feel like, you know, if I got what's over here, I ain't got to worry about her stealing my food. You know what I'm saying? Because, like, she's going to order enough for her, and I'm going to have mine, you know?
I think Alex is doing you a favor by stealing some of your food, bro. I think you should be thankful. I'm just being real, bro. You're down like 70 pounds. Like, that's a good thing.
She's just stealing your carrots.
I'll tell you this.
Yeah, I wouldn't be paying this woman to tell me anything. No, man, but it gets worse, bro. It gets worse in California, okay? It's not just, you know, overweight, fat sex activists, okay, that California's doing. I want you to look at this headline. District attorney forced to refer to male rapist as she, her in California court. It's insane. Bro, what the fuck is happening out there, man?
That's what I'm saying. Just annex it, man.
Look, bro, the woke culture is done, and they're still trying to hang on to it. Do they not realize that? No, because that's where it comes from. Yeah. That's where it comes from, bro. It comes from California. Fuck, man. Everybody else is just like, fuck California. California's gonna keep doing California shit. Bro.
Yeah. I just don't get it, man. It's like, this is crazy. Listen, a California district attorney, along with other participants in the court, including witnesses and victims... are being forced to refer to a convicted male rapist using she and her pronouns. 51-year-old Tremaine Carroll, a biological male that identifies as female and was incarcerated in a women's prison.
has been charged for allegedly raping women in prison and is facing charges, including two felony counts of forcible rape and one count of dissuading a victim witness. Excuse me. He was removed from the Whitman women's estate. But during a preliminary hearing, Carol asked his attorney to require the prosecutor to refer to him by his preferred pronouns of she her.
I think the people who allow biological men to go into a women's prison should go into the opposite prison of what they are as well and have to live for like a year.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Like if you think it's a good idea to put a biological man in with women because he's going to tell you he's a woman, you're a fucking idiot. And you're a danger to society. And those women were raped. And it doesn't matter if they're criminals.
No, that's not right.
No, it's not right. Those women were raped because people wanted to seem virtuous on the outside of the fucking prison. And that is fucking wrong. You know what I'm saying? It's fucked up. Because someone wants to say, I'm open-minded and I'm virtuous and I'm on this team. Women are facing life-ruining, life-altering, traumatic events. And these people go home and think they're good people. Dude.
No, I mean, to be fair, I'm sure dudes get raped in prison too, right? Like, Yeah, but it's by other dudes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's kind of like the prison fucking hierarchy. Like, if you don't want to get raped, don't fuck around. Yeah. Or learn how to fight or whatever you got to do. I mean, men kind of understand the hierarchy of primal fucking control. Right.
You know, like, at least men of my age do. Yeah, yeah. Like if I go in there and, you know, I don't fucking fight and I don't fucking handle shit and I don't treat people right politically, you're probably gonna get fucked up. You know, keep your fucking mouth shut. Keep your eyes down. Stay to yourself. Stick up for yourself. It's pretty fucking simple. Don't drop the soap. Yeah.
Don't be in there for molesting kids. Yeah. I mean, oh, yeah. Yeah.
But I mean, listen, it's just crazy, man. That's why I was saying, just annex the whole state, bro. I know it's beautiful and all, but I mean, if we can get them all to New Jersey, then it's fine.
Bro, the thing is, brother, is most of the people in California aren't with this shit either, man.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? I think that's the other thing, man. It's like, because we went out there. I think they're cheating the elections just like they cheated the election in 2020. I think they've been doing that in California for a long time.
Yeah. It's just like, because nobody's with it. No. You go poll people in the streets. No. They're like, this is fucking stupid. You know what I'm saying? But then it's like, But then like, why is this so common out here though? You know? Because, I mean, we got plenty of listeners on the show from California. They're all like, yeah, no, dude, we're normal, right?
Mike Taylor, who's a fucking awesome dude. He's from Cali. I don't know if he likes breaded glizzies, but it's just weird, man. I don't know. Guys, jump in on this convo. Tell us what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our third or let's get to our final segment. Sorry. We got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in. We talk about it.
It'll get one of those two options. This one's interesting. Not really sure. We ain't got bears today. No bears. No bears. We got squirrels. No squirrels? Dude, I had a raccoon this morning. Really? Yeah, I think it was like had rabies or some shit. It was like outside my house. What was it doing? Walking on the sidewalk. So what made you think it had rabies? The eyes were kind of blue.
What does that mean? I don't know.
Maybe it was just a good looking raccoon.
But in the morning, aren't they supposed to be like moving around at night and shit?
I mean, yeah, but I've seen him during the day.
Yeah. It was acting fucked up, though.
Yeah.
Yeah. Like it just stole something. Yeah. Like it needed first form energy. You know what I'm saying? That was terrible.
I don't know. It was pretty bad. Why don't you give it your best shot? Let's do this again. I don't know if I can recover from that.
Hold on.
Yes. We're not going to let you do that. So it's your time to do the ad. Do the ad. You know, that raccoon. I have to keep it with the raccoon. Motherfucker, do it. We need some product placement. You got to plug. See what you got.
You know, I was thinking about that raccoon, man. You know, and I'm like, man, this raccoon would have been just fine if it had some screaming freedom. Not an ad. That's it? That's all I got, man.
For real? That's all you got? What you got, man? You got something better? Man, I was, you know, I looked outside today and I saw this raccoon and he looked a little crazy, but I think he was just thirsty. And so I happened to be drinking one of these amazing first form energy drinks, best energy drink in the history of earth. And I took a little dropper and I got some out of there.
Cause you look thirsty. And I put it and he drank it up, bro. And that raccoon, he fucking, and I am not bullshitting you. He fucking started to fucking fly and he flew away. And then he waved at me when he was going by. I said, thanks for the first form energy, Andy. And I said, you're welcome, buddy. So get yourself some of this, bro.
Because I'm going to tell you right now, it's going to turn your day around. How about something like that?
That was good. Let me try. I had a raccoon this morning, and I was drinking the grape one, and the motherfucker stole it. The coon stole my grape. Oh, dude.
Yes, like that. That was good. That was a lot better than this. Motherfucker stole it. That was good. That's what I'm talking about. That was actually better than mine. Yeah, we got squirrels, man.
See?
Yeah.
We got squirrels with thumbs up, man. Let's check this out. California, back to California. Actually, we didn't leave. There's weird shit. So even the squirrels are realizing that they are no longer vegans and vegans are not good for you. California squirrels are eating another rodent for the first time. New study finds squirrels are no longer vegan in California. So we got like zombie squirrels.
Hey.
Whoa. Hey.
What? No. Traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts.
What the fuck? Oh, CNN coming in hot. Squirrels can be carnivorous. The recorded instances of the rodent hunting and killing other live vertebrates are rare, with few species known to have done so. Now, scientists have found unprecedented evidence of another type of squirrel exhibiting carnivorous behaviors, including hunting, killing, and eating voles.
According to a new study, the research published Wednesday in the Journal of Ethology is part of a long-term behavioral ecology of California ground squirrels project at Briones Regional Park in Contra Costa County. Shit, say that five times fast.
The project examines how California ground squirrels native to the state's grasslands adapt their behavior in response to environmental changes, in this case, an increase in the local vole population. So these squirrels are now going around. And hunting and killing.
Dude, that looks like a different kind of squirrel, bro.
It looks like a vegan squirrel.
It looks like a fucking mongoose squirrel. Needing protein is what it looks like. Shit, man. That don't look like a squirrel from here. No, no, no. Our squirrels, we got some fucked up squirrels some places too, though. No, bro. Our squirrels are much bigger than that. Yeah. And that one looks like a fucking rabies squirrel or something. It does. That does not look like a real squirrel from here.
Yeah, it's a squirrel, bro. Yeah, he's eating some meat. Yeah. He's tired of them nuts. His cheeks.
He went for the whole meat. Yeah, bro, but they're like hunting them and shit. They developed a whole different fucking way of life now, man. It's just weird. It's California. Yeah. They don't even got normal fucking squirrels out there.
Man, everything's weird in California. Bro. It really is, dude. Do you remember that lady that was hula hooping? Dude, no, she was whipping herself with a whip.
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Yeah, she was swinging a whip around and fucking, and whipping herself. That's weird. On the fucking side of the street. Just give it here, I'll do it for you. Bro, remember all this? I'll show you how it's done. Remember all those fucking trailers and camps and all that shit? Like, bro.
Tents and the fucking Starbucks cups.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking California, man. I don't know, man.
Bro, we rented that nice-ass house.
Mm-hmm.
And, like, you walk outside a house and the fucking whole street was littered. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like, people... It's weird how people think, like... Oh, I'm in California. And like, they think they're at the cutting edge. It's like, yeah, no shit. Nobody else wants to be there. Yeah. Nobody, you know, like saying you're from California is not a fucking brag anymore. No, it's like, it's like you can't afford to leave there.
Sorry, California people, but I feel like most of the good ones have left. Maybe. I don't know. I think they cheat their elections. I think most people in California aren't like the shit. I think most of them hate Newsom. And I think they all just think like, oh, well, everybody else here votes for this shit. So what difference does it make? We're going to be this way no matter what.
So they don't get good voter turnout. And if they do, the election is probably fudged. But I mean, dude, like I've known, I know, you know, all kinds of people from California and people that don't even agree with me on everything at all. And they don't like this, the shit out there. So I don't know. Yeah, man.
Well, what we got on these, um, meeting squirrels meeting meat eating squirrels, no longer stuffing their cheeks with nuts. It'd be cool to see, kind of. I kind of want to see it. I'll give it a thumbs up. Yeah. You know? Adapting. Yeah. You got to do what you got to do. Protein's good for you. Yeah. Meat protein.
I mean, I'm down, you know, whatever, man. All right, man.
Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.
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