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Pretty Funny

#1: Sh*tting Our Pants

Wed, 19 Mar 2025

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Welcome to the first episode of Pretty Funny! Get to know us (a little too well). How often do we fight? Is Mario bisexual? Does Brynne have girlfriend goggles? Will Mario get cancelled? Who knows!! We're just having fun and can't wait to take you all on this ride with us. Thanks for being here :)LISTEN:SpotifyYouTubeApple PodcastsAmazon MusiciHeart RadioSiriusXMPandoraPocket CastsFOLLOW:InstagramTikTok

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Chapter 1: How did Pretty Funny Podcast begin?

4.382 - 9.784 Brynne

One, two, three, four. It doesn't show on this. It shows on that. And then we transfer to this.

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9.804 - 11.445 Unknown

Do, wop, she do.

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11.485 - 14.886 Brynne

Do, wop, she do. Everybody, everybody, yeah. Do, wop, she do. Yeah, clap, everybody.

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37.486 - 39.448 Mario

Are you excited?

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39.588 - 40.389 Brynne

I'm very excited.

40.529 - 41.81 Mario

Are you nervous?

41.87 - 42.731 Brynne

Not really, no.

43.011 - 46.415 Mario

You know when the doctor tells you to breathe?

56.69 - 57.991 Brynne

Yeah. Like, take a deep breath.

Chapter 2: Are Mario and Brynne a perfect couple?

566.275 - 569.157 Mario

Oh, so you're saying that there is a possibility that I'm bisexual.

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569.257 - 578.503 Brynne

And I'm not saying that I need to validate myself, but I'm just saying that's kind of like the most bisexual you can get is alternating gender relationships.

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579.352 - 604.026 Mario

Are you trying to gatekeep bisexuality? You're like, not to flex, but as a bisexual, I've dated boys and girls. I feel like anyone in their right mind is bisexual. If you can't look at someone else and be like, wow, that person is beautiful. no matter what their gender is. That's what I'm saying. I've never acted upon it. I haven't. I just haven't. I haven't.

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604.406 - 607.666 Mario

But you can appreciate a man's beauty.

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607.786 - 617.709 Brynne

I feel like I've said this many times, that bisexuality is the sexuality that makes the most sense to me. Obviously, I am bisexual, so I'm fucking biased, but duh.

617.989 - 622.87 Mario

Being gay, you have to be born with it. I don't know if it's a choice. I don't know if it's a choice.

623.17 - 624.551 Brynne

It's definitely not.

624.611 - 626.932 Mario

If it was a choice, I'd choose men.

627.132 - 634.935 Brynne

You're looking me in the eyes, and you're telling me you would give me up for a man? No. Yeah, that's what I thought.

Chapter 3: How do Mario and Brynne handle disagreements?

1507.503 - 1514.584 Mario

You can make the argument that doing a podcast with someone else is more of a commitment than like an engagement ring.

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1515.224 - 1521.889 Brynne

Yeah, but I think we kind of let that ship sail when we announced that we were dating three days into our relationship.

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1522.249 - 1523.991 Mario

Was it that quick? I knew it was quick.

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1524.031 - 1526.933 Brynne

We started dating on the 10th or technically 11th.

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1527.493 - 1529.595 Mario

How do you know all these dates? It's so impressive.

1529.815 - 1534.799 Brynne

And then we announced that we were dating Valentine's Day last year. So four days after we made it official.

1535.779 - 1559.165 Brynne

damn okay yeah damn okay i know okay you do you do i know every time no you know what's crazy is i know what date we stopped talking january 21st and we started talking again february 1st we could just move right by that i know we can just fly right through that we'll save that for another episode we'll save that for another oh my god have you read through our initial dms back and forth to each other we should do an episode where we just

1560.005 - 1563.708 Mario

Are you there? I'm almost there. Confirm the dates and then we'll do that another time.

1563.768 - 1565.469 Brynne

I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Hold on. Hold on.

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