Chanler’s back from the flight from hell—complete with zero legroom, tarmac heat, and a bralette breakdown. Lauren lands from St. Barth and immediately roasts the snack box struggle. The sisters debrief their Juicy Scoop appearance, dish on Brooklyn upgrades, and dive into the latest Karen Read courtroom twists. Then it’s The Valley's most overblown scandal (a pantry tequila swig??), Blake Lively’s legal backpedaling, Taylor Swift’s mini dress moment, and why Ubah’s fiancé might be the hottest man in Bravo history.Timestamps:[00:00] ✈️ Flight from Hell — Chanler barely survives United's final row with no AC, no food, and full claustrophobia. She strips. Literally.[10:00] 🎤 Juicy Scoop & Jet Lag — Post-interview blackout and a proud sister moment over their Heather McDonald appearance.[11:30] 🏡 Brooklyn Era Incoming — Chanler shares details on her dreamy new apartment: double square footage and heated bathroom floors.[15:00] ⚖️ Karen Read Trial Gets Messier — FBI investigations, hostile witnesses, and a town with collective amnesia. It’s getting wild.[20:00] 🍾 Pantrygate on The Valley — Did a secret tequila swig mean more? Janet stirs the pot hard and the girls call BS on the drinking drama.[25:00] 💔 Jesse & Michelle Meltdown — Jesse’s verbal abuse, Michelle’s glow-up, and why divorce might’ve saved her personality.[28:00] 🧾 Blake Lively's Legal Retreat — She’s trying to drop the emotional distress claim—but keep her options open? We see you, Blake.[33:00] 🎭 Sutton Foster Steps Out (Silently) — Hugh Jackman’s girlfriend skips the press line while Deborra-Lee Furness drops spiritual shade.[36:00] 👠 Taylor Swift at Monkey Bar — Black mini dress, diamond tennis bracelet, and... platform heels? The girls weigh in on the look.[40:00] 👙 Bethenny’s Bikini Clapback — Bethenny hits the swimwear runway and defends her “cute tush.” The sisters are divided.[45:00] 🩻 Kylie’s Boob Job Details — 450cc, moderate profile, under the muscle. Kylie finally shares her plastic surgery specs.[50:00] 💍 Ubah Gets Her Man — Ubah Hassan’s new fiancé is hot, tall, and rich. Chanler is unwell. Jill Zarin thinks it’s divine intervention.[55:00] 💔 Lauren Sanchez Grace Clause — Why does Sutton get heat but Lauren Sanchez gets worshipped? The girls make their case.Please note this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.For more Pop Apologists, follow along at:@popapologists on InstagramPop Apologists on YouTubeTo support the show, consider subscribing on Patreon or anywhere you listen to podcasts, where you can get bonus episodes of Pop Apologists every Monday and Friday!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Well, well, well, we are back for another edition of Pop Apologist. Chandler, welcome. So good to see you. Welcome to you. You look bronze and glowy. I'm serious. You look like sun kissed and beach refreshed. I did land from... St. Bartholomew this morning, about two hours ago, I landed and I am getting on another plane in about three hours. So I'm flying to Utah today.
So it's a very hectic day for me. Um, but thank you. This town is primarily artificial, but I appreciate the compliment nonetheless. Well, um, I can't outdo you with that schedule, but I did, you know, I landed about 36 hours ago from a hellish day of traveling back from California and I'm wait, And I'm leaving again in one hour, basically two hours, I guess. Tell me about that flight.
I saw a little bit on Instagram, but then I was, you know, busy. So I didn't, or I don't know if you filled everyone else in. Did you, did you finish the tale? Oh my gosh, Lauren. Oh my gosh, Lauren. This journey day, this travel day, this hell day. Okay. Well, let's begin. We have to, you know, we book a flight from Orange County airport to Newark and
And that was, that was kind of ideal because I hate doing LAX. The other option is San Diego. And it's just the, both of those airports are very far. So we booked a local airport flight all the way nonstop back to New York. We paid a premium for this. All right. After the wedding. Cause SNA airport is not LAX. So it's a little, it's more expensive to fly out of there. Correct. Correct. Lauren.
Well, When we get on the flight, Ben says, oh, we're row 34. And I think, okay, towards the back, we're in the back. Once I pass row 27, I realize the rows are running out. So you could be the final row on this vessel. Exactly. We could be the final row. It dawns on me. I don't say anything.
And Ben kind of turns, I think he said, like, these were the only seats next to each other, which is, which is sweet. Cause I definitely don't like to sit apart for sure, but I wasn't really given the option. I didn't, I didn't know that this was, you know, what was in store for me. So I see that we're in the very last row and I'm like, okay, it's fine. I can do this.
You know, it's a nonstop five hour flight, you know, five and five hours, 30 minutes. Yeah. We sit down. I have no leg room. There's definitely no reclining, and I have no leg room at all. It kind of started to make me panic, just sensory-wise, panic, because I felt like a prisoner. I'm in almost like the chokie, where it's like I have no space, and I also couldn't move.
I had no space, and I knew I had to sit in this seat for the next five hours. Ben is a very chivalrous, and he always takes the middle seat. And I always take the window. Okay.
I mean, Ben for president, Ben gets a lot of props from the listeners and I think he deserves them, but wow. What a gentleman. I mean, can't get as many strengths, but he would never. Well, we kind of started, we were, we used to trade off and then like something happened where I just always took the window seat and he never said anything.
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