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Chapter 1: What is the sound referenced at the beginning?
I'm Pablo Torre, and this episode of Pablo Torre Finds Out is brought to you by Remy Martin 1738 Accord Royale. Exceptionally smooth cognac for all your game day festivities. Please drink responsibly because today we're going to find out what this sound is.
Can I get an amen? Right after this ad.
I am very excited to do this. Please allow a moment of sincerity. We have not done this enough. Dominique, David, at a table together.
I refuse to allow a moment of sincerity. I instead would like to continue mocking you for chasing around Jordan Hudson and somehow claiming that you deserve a Peabody.
I didn't tell you this. I was sitting with Pablo right as a People Magazine article came out with his mug on it, on the thumbnail of it. And what I saw, and I said this to you at the time, so we're here amongst almost sort of friends. And you could tell this warm aura of invincibility flow over him like some sort of mucus when he was on People.com.
And the irony is he walks around the studio talking about Moreau and talking about serious journalism. Peabody's. Peabody's. Right? So I'm wondering whether Pablo and I meant this. This I didn't ask you before. Are you going to put that as part of now your elevator speech about PTFO? Because you mentioned, obviously, all the awards. You're asking, are we folding it into our awards budget? Exactly.
Somehow got them smaller since we won the awards. I don't mean your budget.
He's saying, like, when you're advertising the show, are you going to say, like, I won this, I won that? And I was on people. I have a question for you, though. How many more questions are there? No, this is a kind question.
Do you believe that your ego is any bigger and your desire for this type of recognition is any bigger than anyone else's or you think you're right in the middle but you're more honest about it?
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Chapter 2: How do male friends express sincerity?
No. I don't think that's interesting.
Okay, great.
Oh, God. Who? I wasn't ready. It's one, two, three, Brett, about raising, we just- Don't guilt us into- No, no, no. It really is Brett. We're announcing today our new charitable endeavor because after all these years, they still haven't cured f***ing Parkinson's. And it's unbelievable that they haven't. So we have to keep doing these athletic events.
Dominic, do you see what happens when we get us in a room together?
What was the highest level of science you made it to? 10th grade.
That's true. I don't know why you're laughing. Do you have a cure for Parkinson's?
I don't, but I recognize that it's probably hard. And I'm not out here like, man, these motherfuckers better hurry up. I've been waiting all day like you ordered a sandwich from a deli.
Michael J. Fox, when he started his foundation, said that he expects to be out of business within a decade. So... Didn't quite happen that way.
You know what? If I may have yet a third moment of sincerity, because now we've had that one, and that's obviously sincere.
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges of growing taller?
You never heard that name? Anyway, so that's, I went in and I am trying to explain to this- large audience about what public funding means and I'm standing in my suit and in my pointed shoes. You got pointy shoes. Long pointy shoes that were like size 10 and I'm a size 8.
Please tell me that the suit was like black or blue or like a normal dark tan maybe? I think it was tan. Okay, that's straight. That's good. I think it was
You went six bud in Obama. Give me the pointy shoes. It was something. A fascinator. It was going great, and I had eyes with my Cuban consigliere. It was going great. It was. They were giving you amens. They did not? No. I just had the view that I had their attention. I had the view that they were looking at me as though I was one of them.
And so I built up to this crescendo, and I look over at the bishop. His name was Bishop Curry. Bishop Curry was his name in Miami. And I look at the bishop. Then I look out at the audience. I look back at the Cuban consigliere and I look at the crowd. I say, can I get an amen? And then I walked out. And it was awesome. Side note, we got all the black commissioner votes. Did they?
Oh, so they did say, they said amen. Oh, we got the amen. We got the votes.
We got it all. Wow. I was going to ask you, have you ever been pandered to? Probably. You don't know? Like, I feel like when I'm being pandered to, I recognize it and I dislike it.
When you're pandered to, does it look like this photo of Bishop Michael Curry? We're going to put this on the YouTube channel, but this is him? It's Victor Curry. Sorry, Victor Curry. Victor Curry. Not Bishop Curry. It's Bishop Victor Curry. Oh.
Victor Curry is the author of A Charge to Keep I Have, Fulfilling Your Life's Purpose, which feels like a book that all of us might have read in our most vulnerable moments, hanging from a bar for hours at a time.
You guys, I'm happy to be with you guys again. You make me think of things I hadn't thought of in a very, very long time.
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