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What is the star treatment like in professional sports?
I have one. When I was 13, Ich hatte eine Bar Mitzvah und die heißeste Frau in der Klasse kam zu meiner Bar Mitzvah. Und sie kam in einem roten Skirt. Und ich erinnere mich an das Outfit. Und ich war so viel mit ihr verliebt. Und ich dachte nicht, dass ich die Chance hatte, dass sie zu meinem kleinen, alten Mittagessen Bar Mitzvah kommen würde. Und sie kam zu dem.
Und es war das größte Geschenk, das ich je in meinem Leben bekommen habe.
What happened at the party? Congratulations. I think that's it. I think that's it. I think she just came. What do you mean? That was the gift?
Yeah, I don't think that he got a kiss or anything. A kiss? Don't be ridiculous. I barely got a glance or a gander. But it was good enough for me. We were in the same space. Good for you, Goose.
I was gonna say, it's rare that the control room weighs in through my ear and just says, David is bumming everybody out.
Oh, I don't mean to. I'm the luckiest guy in the world. You guys are not playing it right. I'm just giving you stories. You guys, I'm so sorry. I'm very fortunate. Literally, I'm the luckiest person I know. So don't feel badly for me. I'm more than fine. More than fine.
What did we find out today, guys? On this episode of Pablo Torre finds out an episode in which we found out, I think, a lot of stuff, personally. Dominique, do you want to lead us off with the revelation that you have developed here today?
I found out that the depths of Pablo's content brain know no floor.
I take that as a compliment. I found out dass Dominiques kompetitive Natur keine Grenzen hat.
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