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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. All right. As you can see, Nardo is back to his old self. So the only likely diagnosis at this point is Munchausen's. As you can see, he's doing it for attention. No. No, this is not an actual diagnosis. Yes. Yes, I'm making another funny. Or am I? All right, well, welcome back to another episode of Long-Winded. I am your host, and I'm glad.
I'm glad and newly. You might be wondering why I'm looking so for Herbulers. And to that I can say only one thing. I can't help it. And to that I can say one other thing. This is newly the jacket and the skirt. Two different prints of sorts. You might not like it of sorts. You may be thinking, oh, well, that doesn't match of sorts. Well, I don't care. I don't care.
This is a cheetah print, I believe. This of something like a jaguar, I also believe. But it's unclear. The jury's out. I got to close the doors, okay? It's a feng shui thing. Plus, the other cat in the house, besides this one, this one, and this one, you know where I'm pointing, might come in and start hissing. And I mean this one. Anyways, anyways, welcome back.
Thank you for coming back time and time again. I do have something at the top of the hour, something that I think, something that I'd like to get off my chest. And no, and no, no. This isn't misinformation. I am a journalist. I see things. I perceive things. Don't get me started on the perceive. Don't get me started on, I don't, she just does it.
Ah, the objectification of one who doesn't want to be perceived. It's never kept me up at night. I can't really, I can't really think about because I can't even really perceive myself. So you think whatever you want to think, it doesn't bother me none. Anyways, I report. On the perceptions, it's called journalism. Are Kim K and Elon Musk fraternizing of sorts? Who's to say?
Like I said, I am a journalist. I never said I never said they were fucking. No, no, because he he's most likely asexual. Now I'm not judging. No, I don't judge. I just gather and report the facts. And she supports her man via via the love of her Tesla truck. She loves it. Slytherin all over. And that is her prerogative. slithering all over it. And that's okay.
And that is, oh, I'm not saying, I'm not saying. No, no, because still the Tesla truck is everywhere. And no, no, you're judging at this point. You're putting words into my mouth. You are doing it all, not me. Don't bring me into it. That's all I got to say. That's all I have to say at the top of the hour. And then I'm picking up Robbie from the airport right after this.
So we got to keep it moving. We got to keep it going, okay? Because I'm excited to see my baby. I haven't seen her in over 10 days and it sent me into a spiral. How does it feel to be left at home with a dying, very much alive dog? It sends me down a rabbit hole, down a Reddit rabbit hole of venlafaxine. How is this going to cure my mental health? I'm still looking for a cure.
Will this give me some kind of a personality trait that I've been dying to have? Am I missing something? It must. It must be procured by a different SNRI, SSRI of sorts. You know, you know, my drug of choice is a prescription antidepressant. I must try them all so I know, so I can speak again from a place of knowledge. I'm a journalist. Venlafaxine. Is it going to save this deranged little brain?
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