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Chapter 1: What is the introduction to Kill Tony?
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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Rep Day, coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas, for a brand new episode of Kill Daddy. Get up and let's go!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? Gentlemen, that's the best damn band in the land. Brought to you by ExpressVPN, ZipRecruiter, and PrizePix. This is indeed the number one live podcast in the world. You have made it. How about one more time for Matt Muehling here on the electric guitar. John D's on the keys behind me. This is D Madness live in the flesh.
Big Mike, Michael Gonzalez, considered big and huge compared to many action figures around the world. And that there is Huevos Rancheros, Benito Santiago Alhambra. No doubt about it. Raul Vallejo, Fernando Castillo, and Carlos Sosa. They're called Grooveline Horns, a strangely American terminology for exactly. the huevos and the rancheros that they have cooking inside of them.
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Are you guys ready to start tonight's episode or what? Well, then here we go.
Two of my favorite comedians in the world, ladies and gentlemen. One is, of course, a legendary regular on this show. The other is truly one of the greatest guests in this show's history. He is an absolute superstar. Make some noise for both of them, everyone. It is Tyler Fisher and Cam Patterson, everybody. Oh, yeah. A whole episode. the very funny Tyler Fisher, the great Cam Patterson.
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Chapter 2: Who are the guest comedians on this episode?
How we get gay so fast? How we get gay so fucking fast, man?
I work for a crane company, so mostly counterweights for crane. Not that interesting. Sorry, guys. Okay.
So, Joshua, most interesting fun fact about your life. You have an entire life to reference here before I let you go. This is your final question. What about your life? Anything.
I found the most amazing woman in the entire world.
Get the fuck out of here. Oh, fuck you. Get out. No joke, but go. Get out.
Banished.
Banished from my kingdom.
Oh, I'll tell you the most interesting thing that I've ever seen or had happen to me in my life is I met the most amazing fucking kill yourself.
I hope that bitch cheat on you, nigga.
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Chapter 3: What are some comedy sketches featured in this episode?
Usually Zoom calls, but you know. So you, okay. It's first, I have a couple clients who, they need older clients, they need some stuff done, and I'm like, yeah, I got it. Do you Indian it up when you answer those calls? I try not to. I am here to assist you, or whatever. Oh, yeah. I've never heard the Indian accent before. Can you guys believe it?
This might be, you know, this call may be recorded. Somehow still gay. It may be.
It may be recorded for you. I'll drop it down two octaves so that you can stop thinking about my dick and asshole for a second, you horny Indian fuck.
Just really don't make fun of Dhoni.
Like, you do not call me girl. That is not nice, no.
Very bad.
No. That's my accent. That's it. That's how I like it.
You'd me. What's your love life like? Dating somebody, yeah. You're dating someone? You did get Indian there for a second. Did you hear that? I'm dating someone. D-Madness heard the word gay five times in two minutes, so he has to take a break. He's famously homophobic. He goes back there and hits a punching bag when gays get mentioned on this show. So, Youdmi, what does your girl do for a living?
Pinker girls. She works in tech, too. She works in a hospital. Hospital. A nurse. She works at a local hospital. What does she do at the hospital? Nurse. She's a nurse. Okay. Did she ever bring any of her, like, drama home? You know what I mean? Like, oh, today there was a guy who lost his arm or whatever. Sure. Every now and again. Okay. Does any one of those stories stand out to you?
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Chapter 4: How do comedians handle hecklers and unexpected audience reactions?
Oh.
Latina.
Whoa. Mostly into Latinas. Look at you. It's not super serious, so ladies, I'll be outside, okay?
Wow. I love what the confidence that you have for a guy shaped like Indian Santa Claus. It is unbelievable. I wonder if I could fit in his shirt. There's some room, get in here. Can I just keep trading shirts with him? Just keep trading it? Do you think you could fit in this shirt? I cannot. Come on, let's do it.
Trade shirts with Tyler. I am not taking my shirt off. Come on, come on. You may play the room. No. All of you. Fuck every single one of you. Udemy, come on, look at him. Have some fun. He wants to play with you.
Yeah, I don't think... Oh, and have this live forever on the internet. Fuck all of you.
Udemy's like... Oh, oh, come on.
How about a vest jacket switch? I'm calling tech support. We need a new fucking comedian. We need a new comedian. This podcast may be recorded. These jokes may be recorded.
Yudmi, tell us more about your life. What else are you into? What's fun about Yudmi? Yudi. No, no worries. That's a...
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Chapter 5: What is the role of humor in controversial topics?
Schnecktadaddy.
That's a real place?
Yeah. It's not exactly pronounced Schnecktadaddy, but I like the way Ari says it, so we're going to stick with it. But yeah, it's upstate New York, not far from the Canadian border probably, right? Probably an hour away. No idea.
I turned on Google Maps.
Are those proud Canadians over there? Is that the pop that I'm hearing? Nope. Perfect. All right. Is that by Rochester? Whoa. There they are. We found them. There's the upstate New York people that hate Rochester.
Fuck Rochester, nigga.
Oh, my God. The place is chaos. I stand on that, too. Upstate New York, a highly debated topic. Is it worse than hell? He was bleak.
Like, I asked a barista there, like a lady, I was like, so what do you... Because I was trying to figure out what the fuck, what is it? And I was like, so, like, what do you do here?
Oh.
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