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Chapter 1: What are the hosts rebelling against?
That's right. We are the rebellion, asshole island. We are a way to get you through Trump's America. We are the road to the end of this shit show.
I just hope we make it. I mean, it's fucking jet stream of bullshit all the time. What have you had it with? had it with so many things. I mean, I could give you a laundry list, but I'm going to start with this. I've had it with people when you tell them I can't talk right now that continue to fucking talk. I had a girl call me last night as we were going into the reproductive forum that we
Chapter 2: What boundaries have been crossed in conversations?
And she said, is this a good time? And I said, no, it's actually not. I'm walking into a deal. Okay, well, I just wanted to tell you. And I'm like, okay, I'll talk to you about it. Let me call you back probably tomorrow or the next day. She's like, okay, just one more thing for you to think about. And I just, in my head, I thought. I don't care what we're talking about. I'm a no.
I'm immediately a no because you won't get, allow me to get off the phone. I told you I couldn't talk and you won't let me off the phone. I've had it with that. I've had it with people that do that. I don't know what the deal is. Makes me never want to talk to this person again. Like I'm, I was so fired up about it.
Well, and it's also, it's like when you're trying to draw a boundary and you're doing what all of the, uh, you know, self-help algorithm says to do, the self-help books, our therapists, and you're advocating for yourself. Right. And that person just will not let you. Here's the thing.
It was like if she would have said, if she wouldn't have said, do you have time to talk? So she asked me, do you have time to talk? And I said, no, I really don't right now. Okay, great. Just call me back. That could have been the end. But then it made me wish she would have just said, hey, I don't give a fuck what you're doing right now. I need to talk to you. That would have caught my attention.
But this is just like, now I hate you. I hate what you're talking about. I'm going to cut my nose off to spite my face because I'm mad. It's ridiculous. Have you ever had somebody that does that? Oh, my gosh. And it's like, oh, just one more thing. And it's like, okay, well, I've got to run. Oh, just one more thing.
It's constant. It's a constant thing, especially with like if you have a person that is performing some type of repair work at your home. I particularly have an aversion to hearing the minutia of plumbing. Oh, yeah. Electrical wiring.
hvac complications and fixes audio visual complications and fixes plumbing here's how i like to deal with that i have a problem i make the phone call i want you to provide the solution and provide the bill i really don't want that much more interaction beyond that
I often find myself in situations where, let's say maybe somebody came to repair my dishwasher, where they, I say, did you figure out what was wrong with it? Yes, it's that, I go, it's okay, don't worry. Don't tell me.
I don't need to know.
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Chapter 3: Why do Hollywood actors ignore morning breath?
Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. All right. Kylie, Kathy. Yes. What is going on on the Internet?
I've got two reviews for you. And I'm going to start with a five star titled The Queens of Mean. And they write, we absolutely love The Queens of Mean. Jen's heartfelt barbs on Meemaw's dry dock sex life. Pumps attention to the little dick magas and their tiny hands. We listen every Tuesday and Thursday and conduct our own I've Had It Petty Grievances with our local hashtag Gaytriots. Keep it up.
We soon-to-be senior citizen gay queens love you.
Love that. Love that. I mean, Queens of Maine, I kind of dig it.
Most people probably would think that was... In Trump's America, I take it as a badge of honor.
I do too. I kind of do.
Yeah. I'm over being soft.
Yeah.
I think we've always been over being soft.
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Chapter 4: What shocking news story did Nurse Blake share?
Infant boarding school.
Yes. That I could have gotten behind. You know, really, they start getting fun around eight months. They do. Well, I would say – 18 months is when it really started. I started liking it.
Okay. Great business idea in this unregulated capitalist society of ours. Boarding school for infants.
Okay. I'm all for that. But to run a good business, you have to be on site. There's no fucking way I would be around a bunch of babies all the time. You'd hire this out.
You'd have cameras.
Okay, I could do that.
All right. Today we have a guest, and he is a nurse, a comedian, and an advocate. Let's welcome to I've Had It, Nurse Blake. Listener, this may come as a total shock to you, but Pumps and I have not always been this pulled together and rock solid. In fact, we used to be rather screwed up when you say Pumps. I would say damn near psychotic. Totally. And we have written a cell phone expose.
One could even say it's a manifesto. And the book title is Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. In all sincerity, we share a lot of our struggles that led us to this grand stage where we can talk about petty grievances. You can click the link below in the show notes to pre-order your copy now. Let's welcome to I've Had It, Nurse Blake. Blake, how are you today?
I'm good. Thank you so much for having me. Huge fan. Huge fan.
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Chapter 5: What are the healthcare pricing grievances?
Okay. Mega church?
Actually, no, actually not. My parents were not religious, which is so weird.
What? Really?
Just, they were, they went, once they found out and it was my cousin who outed me to them when I was 15 and I won't name her, but her name is Brittany. And so she outed me to my parents. And the next day they, my mom grabbed, she, she came onto my high school campus, grabbed me from lunch and I was started going to the Christian school.
I was there until, um, they, they kicked me out for being gay and then gay conversion therapy.
So several questions about gay conversion therapy, the counselors at the gay conversion therapy, gay or straight.
Oh, so gay, but are now straight.
They're gay, but now I'm straight. Right.
You know, like now I'm straight.
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Chapter 6: What bizarre incident happened with a Febreze can?
I did. I was probably one of the youngest ones there, to be honest. Most, most everyone else was pretty much an adult, but, but so sad. And I still have connections with a lot of people that were subject to that. And it's, it's, It didn't hit me until I was in my 30s, like the PTSD and trauma I had from that. I suppressed it. I do comedy now, so I would always just kind of make fun about it.
But it really hit me. It was really up until last year. It was really bad where kind of that all came out and I was in intense therapy. But it's still legal in some states.
Yeah, they say it's psychological torture and abuse. And I think it drives a lot of people, sadly, to suicide.
I've known some people that it was led there. So I've had it with gay conversion therapy camps.
I have had it with gay conversion therapy camps. I think that they, anytime you try to take away somebody's identity or just inherently who they are, you're meddling in things that aren't your business. It's toxic, raging codependency. And I think it's evil.
It is evil. And it's like these straight older white men that are allowing these things to happen. Why are you so obsessed with us? Why are you so obsessed with gay guys? Like get the fuck out of here.
I have never heard my gay male friends or lesbian friends talk about being gay and gayness and gay stuff as much as MAGA men and women do. They are obsessed with it. I've never seen anything like it.
Yeah. I mean, I don't know why they're so obsessed with us. Get a life. Go read your Bible. I mean, do something. Jesus. I don't know.
Okay. We're going to play now, Had It or Hit It. Are you ready?
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Chapter 7: What humorous stories do nurses have about patients?
I've had it with web MD. Like even as someone who's in healthcare, you know, when I get like, Oh, a little headache, you know, you're like web MD. It's like brain cancer. It's like you type something. I got a runny nose. It's, you know, AIDS, you know, it's just like, what is going on? Like shoulder, like dick cancer, like stage six, like No.
Well, this is what facilitates Facebook doctors. Right. And, you know, during the pandemic, I told pumps, all of these fucking morons on Facebook that think that they know more about virology than all of these experts in their field, they should go, they should have at hospitals in the parking lot tents that says Facebook hospital.
And the Facebook doctors could be there and you could get Facebook care. And then for those of us that wore masks, got vaccinated and tried to progress through the pandemic, we could go to the real doctors.
Why are you coming to us if you know all the answers? Right. You know what I mean? Like, why?
Yeah, that was my, like, one of the things I remember about COVID, it's all a blur, but I remember when she told me about the Facebook hospital doctors. It was one of your proudest moments. I thought that was the funniest thing. I laughed about it for three or four days. It's like, if you're so smart, get in your Facebook hospital.
I think you're onto something there. I think we need to open one.
I was so, you know, we were also bored during the pandemic. So I got on Facebook and I went to high school in the suburbs of Oklahoma city, very religious people, very Trumpy. So I was just all over their profiles. And it was amazing to me, these men that they would write like, like they were total MD scientists and that they had cracked the case on it. And I'm like,
I remember back in high school, you were the biggest fucking dipshit ever in the history of everything. And I would probably deduce that you've gotten dumber since then. Right. Not smarter based on these posts.
They probably didn't even graduate college or high school, probably didn't graduate high school. And they know so much more than everybody else. And the fact that we don't listen to scientists anymore or healthcare professionals and that we're backing out of the World Health Organization. Oh my God. It's terrifying. It's not good. It's not good. It's scary.
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