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Chapter 1: What is the theme of this episode?
Ready? One, two, three. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Here we are in Trump's America, the rebellion, the resistance, and we're just gonna keep fighting, aren't we, Pumps? That's right.
Chapter 2: What public behaviors annoy us?
Keep on keeping on. What have you had it with? Okay, I'll tell you exactly what I've had it with. People that sing to overhead music in public like they're in their car alone. This happened to me twice this last week. One time I was waiting in a vet's office, And there's overhead music playing. And I hear like harmony and the la-las and like loud. So I look around. I'm like, is it echoing?
What's going on? I look around. One of the ladies that works there, she is just singing at the top of her lungs. And I look around at our coworkers, and nobody's acting like that's abnormal. I think it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen, that I was in an elevator. We're trapped in the world's slowest elevator, and the woman is singing out loud to the music. I've never seen anything like it.
I was making eye contact with this lady across from me. We were just like, what is happening? Like, I wasn't sure we weren't getting pumped. So here's my public service announcement. Unless you have a record label... Do not sing in public. That is private. No one wants to hear you ooh-la-laing and harmonizing because chances are you suck. It was unbelievable. So were they good at singing?
Okay, I will have to say this. The lady in the vet's office kind of had a good voice, but not anywhere near she needed to be singing and serenading the entire office by no means. But it wasn't like my voice terrible.
You know, the elevator one, I think that's kind of weird. The vet office, I mean, you know, everybody has to go to work. 40 hours a week, a lot of times more, and they're grinding. And I kind of like that that lady was just so uninhibited that she was just belting it out at work. I kind of envy that. Like lack of inhibitions? Yeah. Just like, I'm here, I'm singing. Yeah. She's making lemonade.
I'm kind of for her. The elevator, like you were in a uniquely hostage style situation where it sounds like that person was somewhat of a sadist. Yeah. The vet person, I'm kind of for her because it sounds to me like she's just like, I'm at work. There's nothing I can do about it except for try to make the best of this. And it sounds like that's what she was doing.
And that's why her coworkers were just like, yeah, Shirley likes to sing and we just let her do it.
Shirley just sings out loud to an entire office.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: How have political regulations become absurd?
Did they ban, Kylie, did they ban Pornhub in Oklahoma?
Yes. See, where's the back? I'm surprised Mac is not up in arms over that. I mean, not out loud, of course, but they strike me as the type that would be all over Pornhub because anybody that's talking about sex that much and thinking about sex that much and other people's sex lives is watching porn.
Pardon the pun here, but I'm sure that all of these porn watchers have found a reach around. Yeah. Yes. I mean, don't think for a second that some Pornhub addict in Oklahoma has been deterred and that they're not still actively watching porn, because I guarantee you all of the elected MAGA politicians at the state capitol, if we were to see their Google search history.
and even the private, especially the private, Google search history, it's no good. And I guarantee you specifically, Ryan Walters and listener, Ryan Walters is the superintendent of school. And he sits in his car all the time and talks about Sex, gay sex, porn, drag queens, trans people.
I've never seen somebody that is not an LGBTQ plus advocate speak so much about gay sex and porn as this man does. And he's the same guy that bought the Trump Bibles to put in Oklahoma classrooms. And so, I mean, there's just no question that these MAGA politicians that are obsessed with sex, it's all they think about. It's all they think about. And maybe they can't do it very well.
And therein lies the obsession. Or their passion. physically compromised, like teeny weenies. So they're not good performers. And they have issues with that. But I'm 100%. I have never, especially a school superintendent that has nothing to do with sex, sit around and talk about sex and LGBTQ sex. I mean, this guy is a nut.
But everything with maggot, like the more they talk about it, the more that tells you they're thinking about it. And the more they're against it, the more it's projection, you know, they're doing it.
Oh, I mean, there's no question. No question about it. I mean, I'm just so happy to know that when we have all of these issues facing, you know, our country and humanity as a whole, the one thing these dipshits are trying to regulate is the one thing that we are genetically encoded to do, which is reproduce, which tells you how stupid, how breathtakingly stupid these people are.
Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. All right. I have a couple of news stories I'd like to share. And again, I just want to point out that sometimes we hear it, I've had it. blow the whistle, and then the research follows. So here's a headline right here. Couples who buy expensive wedding rings are more likely to divorce sooner.
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Chapter 4: What do recent studies say about marriage and divorce?
And I don't feel like that is as bad as skirting because I see a lot of men that skirt with beards. They like have a big beard to hide like aging or spot. I don't know. I just feel like the big beards with the food in them are gross.
Yeah. I think that this article is talking about because beards are so popular now. I mean, I think you have the ZZ Top beards, which I think universally we can all agree are unattractive. But now you have across all age groups kind of the GQ beard where it's a little bit more – And I think that's what that study is referring to is just because beard culture has definitely made a comeback.
I think the ZZ Top beards have always been unanimously disgusting. Yeah. Listener, this may come as a total shock to you, but Pumps and I have not always been this pulled together and rock solid. In fact, we used to be rather screwed up when you say Pumps. I would say damn near psychotic. Totally. And we have written a cell phone expose. One could even say it's a manifesto.
And the book title is Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. In all sincerity, we share a lot of our struggles that led us to this grand stage where we can talk about petty grievances. You can click the link below in the show notes to pre-order your copy now. Okay, here is an article from Reddit. My husband's Trump obsession has turned our home into a MAGA shrine and I'm losing my mind.
I never thought I'd be posting here, but I desperately need to vent. My husband of 12 years has transformed from a reasonable conservative into what I can only describe as a Trump cult member, and it's destroying our marriage. Our house has become a literal shrine to Trump. I wish I was exaggerating.
There's a six-foot Trump cardboard cutout in our living room that he talks to every morning like some sort of religious ritual. Our walls, once decorated with family photos, are now plastered with Trump flags. He even replaced our American flag with a Trump 2024 or death banner. I mean...
None of that surprises me. And I have just a little bit of advice for her. Get the fuck out. I mean, that is nuts. not paying your mortgage, your house going, but he's got an online flea market. So there's always stuff to buy. I mean, it's pitiful. That is pitiful.
I mean, it's this story right here, this sentence where went from a reasonable conservative into a full-blown Trump cult member. That has happened to millions of Americans across the board. And you especially see it in leadership. And you see these men that have literally been castrated by Trump. I'm looking at Ted Cruz, who Trump said, your wife is ugly and your dad killed JFK. Total lies.
Ted Cruz stood on the stage at the RNC practically in tears saying, God bless Donald Trump. And then you have J.D. Vance, who had crystal clear clarity at some point about Trump. And then you have the Doge dork that was recently fired because an old Twitter account surfaced where he is just an extreme bigot. And he had tweeted things like normalize Indian hate. Well, listener, J.D.
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Chapter 5: How do men's appearances impact relationships?
No.
Why won't you do this for us in Trump's America? Do you know how the suffering and our listenership right now? We don't even know where it is. Does that matter?
Well, yeah, because I have kids graduating, a kid graduating from college. Not in April. That's an L-I-E.
L-I-E.
L-I-A-R.
No. You know what? You're no fun. What would you do if I said, yeah, let's go. Let's fucking go. I would get out my laptop. I would book the ticket. I would book your hotel. Then we would start shopping for your dress. I would be superb. I would be A++++.
At the end of it, you would say, I never could have done all of this without Jennifer because she just took the bull by the horns and helped me get to that prom to meet my soulmate. And now I speak French. Je parle français.
Right. Yeah. That would be the definite bonus. I mean, I'm not saying never, but I'm not today.
Kylie, do we have that dating? Do we still have her on dating?
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of personal experiences in relationships?
And yeah, they were suggesting that Nickelback and Imagine Dragons should have performed instead, aka a more white halftime show. So yeah, I think Kendrick did great and I've just had it with the rest of everybody else.
Completely agree.
Okay. First of all, I love Kendrick Lamar very much. And believe it or not, listener, I know all about the diss tracks because I have two sons. And in order to have a relationship with my sons, I have to be interested in what they're interested in. So I know all about NBA basketball. And I know all about the diss track between Kendrick and Drake.
And here's just a few things I have to say about the Super Bowl. Number one, each team got to pick what they wanted their end zone message to be. And the Philadelphia Eagles chose end racism to be at the end of their end zone. And then dipshit Donald Trump, who wants to make the government more efficient, decided that he needed to go to the Super Bowl.
And the reason that he's the first sitting president to ever go to the Super Bowl is because when the president goes places, it's a nightmare and it's expensive because you have to have beefed up security. You have to have everybody that goes in go through extra, extra, extra, extra layers of security. It's a nightmare. It costs the taxpayer $15 to $20 million.
But this dipshit has to go because Brittany Mahomes... The wife of the quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs is a big MAGA thumper. And I hate her. And I want that in the permanent record. So he thinks he has to go and grandstand. So the minute he announces he's going to the Super Bowl, what does the NFL do? They take away...
the end racism message that the philadelphia eagles got to pick to go in the end zone because trump is so thin-skinned and so easily triggered as are his supporters that they can't see a message that should be a foregone conclusion right you shouldn't even have to say it we do need to end racism and i also want to point out that
basketball, NBA, these sports are dominated by black Americans, disproportionately so. Disproportionately. And so you don't get to cherry pick when you're into black culture and when you're not into black culture because that's one of the coolest things about the United States is that diversity. That's right. And that we have such a fabulous...
mixed population and black people actually have culture. That's right. And part of that culture that rolled out was Kendrick Lamar. I thought he was amazing. A lot of you probably don't know. I'm a huge tennis person and Serena Williams used to date Drake. Drake does Serena. Serena and Kendrick are both from Compton. So she gets out there and does the Compton shuffle.
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Chapter 7: How do political views affect personal relationships?
And I just thought it was all great. Now listen, You don't have to like rap and you don't have to like Kendrick. I don't really like country music. It's just not my thing. But it's not going to ruin my entire life.
And I'm certainly not going to get mad enough to start texting about it. Here's the deal. As a shock to no one, I've heard about the diss track. I mean, I knew there was beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake. But as I'm watching the Super Bowl halftime, I could not sing along to one song. Like, I didn't recognize it. What I loved, though, was all the dancing.
I mean, I just thought it was a fantastic performance. And I didn't even know the words to any of the songs. And then I didn't know the backstory on Serena Williams. But I was like, oh, my gosh, that's so fucking cool. Well, and what surprised everybody.
So he writes this diss track, and it completely ends it. Like, he...
ruins drake and the diss track just pops up it goes super viral so it was like is he gonna do it at halftime is he gonna call out drake and he did it and so of course donald trump packs his toys up and leaves at the end of the third quarter and poor claire's co-workers want nickelback i mean come on come on it's not 1990 and it's just you know people white people are so
gross when it comes to black people. It's like, play your sports, score your touchdowns, shoot your basket, Serena, win grand slams. But when any other part of your culture comes in, you're DEI and we don't want any part of it. And it's just, it's gross. It's really, really gross. And I just want to point it out for the permanent record
that all the white house all of the wealth that early american white families have all of that labor all of that stuff was done by black people and they have a rightful place in the society and you don't have to like kendrick lamar and you don't have to like black music but
I'll tell you what, I personally like black culture a million times more than I like white culture right now because they fight for everybody and everybody has a space there except for crusty, racist white people.
Right. And black women, I'm so mad at white women right now ever since the election, but black women, they roll out, they're convicted, like you said, gay, straight, black, green, white, LGBTQ, they're in the fight because they are the most marginalized of all groups.
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Chapter 8: What funny promposal did Pumps receive?
A huge problem.
Overlooked.
Yeah.
In favor of the power mom, but she's 100% right.
No, she's right. Power dads, when it gets to sports, are every bit as bad as the power mom with the baking.
And we know I could go on and on and on about all these parents that think their child is the next LeBron James. And it's just like, shut the fuck up. They're not.
If your child is the next LeBron James...
you will know you will know but more than you knowing it everyone else everybody will tell you that right right you don't have to tell everybody because they'll already know all right i think that's all we have i have we have some uh news okay we started a sub stack you did we're trying to figure out how to do it yeah i was going to ask you for some help later today and so we're going to be posting on sub stack you can go subscribe there we have a patreon you can subscribe there
Substack will be more political. Patreon's more goofy. And then we have a book that is coming out that you can pre-order. It comes out the end of May. And there is a link on YouTube where you can pre-order our book. Is there any other items? Not that I can think of off the top of my head.
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