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Chapter 1: What restaurant etiquette drives you crazy?
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2025.
We're ready. We are ready to rock and roll into it. Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay.
What I've had it with is when you are at a restaurant and the diners at the table seated next to you act like you're one big party and start talking to you. I was just in a restaurant. These people next to us were explaining the menu to us. They just start talking. And I am just like, shut the fuck up. Why are you talking to me? We are not here together. We don't know each other.
I don't want you to be at my dinner. The tables were pretty close. Having closed tables is not an invitation for you to invite yourself to my dinner, nor am I going to invite myself to your dinner. Stay in your lane. Stay at your table. Stay out of my conversation. Had it.
I completely agree. I, you know, as everybody knows, I'm trying to talk to people less. And so when these type of things happen, then I think maybe I need to go full-blown agoraphobic and just not leave the house.
Agree. I've told my kids that recently. I'm going to start telling people that I'm agoraphobic. That will save me from so many opportunities to go out and be social. You know what my kids say? Everybody already thinks you are agoraphobic. You are agoraphobic. I am. I just want to be with my dog. I don't like people as much as I like my dog.
I, as a lot of our listeners know, you've been out of town and I kept your dog.
Which is the sweetest, kindest thing anyone could ever do for me.
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Chapter 2: How can I avoid annoying loud talkers at events?
I want everybody in the Oklahoma City area to know. I think this is section 106. I was in row A. He would have been in row B. You loud mouth, yak mouth. The basketball games are not about you. We're there to watch these elite athletes dribble the ball, shoot the ball, pass the ball, do all the cool swaggy stuff that NBA basketball players do. I didn't want to hear about your lame ass.
almost getting scammed. It was so awful. I really dislike this guy. I think he should be banned from the arena and from all NBA games moving forward. Henceforth. I do. I think it should be a permanent ban. Here's the thing about that. A
So did his friends seem to be enjoying his story during that period of time? Because I'm with you. If you pay money to go see a professional basketball game, which are limited, there's not one every single day or twice a day. And this guy comes in number one late and tells a story and monopolizes the whole section around him. Get the fuck out. Nobody's here for you and your stupid story.
So did his friends act like he was obnoxious? Were they trying to kind of ignore him and watch the game?
So here's what I noticed. If his voice, quiet inside voice being a one and screaming at the top of his lungs, a nuclear war is about to happen. Everybody take cover as a 10. This guy was a 14. Okay. So as he's screaming at the top of his lungs about, you know, barely dodging this scam, that scam caller, I noticed he's at a 14 and I noticed his friends responded around a two or three.
And then he would go on and elaborate. And I kept just turning around and kind of looking at him like, dude.
shut the fuck up maybe go to the bar in the arena and then tell your friends all of this there why are you ruining this for everybody why are you making this all about you so the friends engaged with him but i could tell that they didn't match the intensity of his loudness i think what we have in this situation is a grandstander okay and a showboater probably nothing cool has happened to him in at least a decade
And him almost getting scammed by these scammers that almost scammed you and him cracking the case was just fantastic for him. And he wanted everybody in the Oklahoma City area to be abundantly aware that he almost got scammed and then he almost and then he cracked the case and then he diverted getting scammed and he wanted everybody to know. And I want everybody in the Oklahoma City area.
and at large internationally to know that I feel dumber, angrier and have less serenity for having sat in front of this motherfucker for that NBA game. It was awful. I hate him. I hate his voice. It is, I imagine if I believed in an afterlife, if you end up in hell, that man would be the greeter at the gates of hell. He would greet you. He would be next to you. Screaming. For eternity.
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Chapter 3: What happened to the dogs at the cemetery?
Thank you.
Georgie nailed it. Georgie just put it in a frame. She just put it in a frame for me. Just laser focused.
All right. Let's move on to some news stories that I found interesting. A study came out and it says that men reach full emotional maturity at 43 and And women do at 32.
I can believe that. Yeah. I mean, I am not surprised at all that men are in their 40s before they hit emotional maturity. I think that makes sense. I think it makes perfect sense. I'm surprised women aren't earlier than 32.
I think 32 is probably about right. You do? Yeah. I mean, think about what idiots we were in our 20s. You think you're big. You think you're smart. You think you're so cool, but you're operating on narcissism, hubris, all the stuff. And then real life hits you in your 30s.
That's absolutely right. I mean, the 30s for me were the hardest decade, but far and away. Oh, for sure. When you had to put your big girl panties on. and face the day.
In a kind of related story, in 1993, a man caused a massive flood of 14,000 acres just to stop his wife from coming home so he could keep partying. What? Yes. In 1993, James Scott reportedly tampered with the levees along the Mississippi River in Missouri and contributing to devastating flooding during what became known as the Great Flood of 1993.
He later confessed to breaking the levees, not for profit or malice, but rather to delay his wife's return home so he could continue partying. The resulting flood was catastrophic, impacting thousands of homes and businesses. Scott was convicted of intentionally causing a disaster and received a life sentence, though he has maintained his innocence.
How do you maintain your innocence after you admit it? I don't know, counselor. Why would you say that you did it to continue partying? I thought the punchline was going to be because he didn't want his wife to catch him with his girlfriend. Just the straight partying aspect kind of threw me for a loop.
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