On this episode of “The Conan and Jordan Show”, Conan and Jordan recall their past travels together as well as where they might want to go together in the future. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan.
Chapter 1: Who are Conan and Jordan?
OK, if you hear that song, it means you're listening to the Conan and Jordan show or just randomly playing with the knobs on your radio. I am Conan O'Brien and I am sitting here with Jordan Schlansky, who has been in my employ for many, many years as an associate producer. Never quite figured out. what he does for me, but we've had a lot of adventures together.
Yes.
People often ask me about you. Oh. People say, how's Jordan doing? And then they also want to know what's the deal with that guy. And so you're a regular part of my life. You come up a lot. That's flattering. Yeah. Yeah. And not so flattering the way they ask it, but
uh the point is um we're we're shackled together for better or worse we didn't choose this life but nevertheless here we find ourselves yes and we're not we're very well said yeah uh and i do enjoy doing these shows with you i like spending time with you short amounts of time that are controlled you know you get on my nerves sometimes and i'm told i get on your nerves
Well, I think with any intimate relationship, there are going to be ups and downs. We've never been intimate. I believe we're intimate right now.
Well, your definition of intimate and mine is quite different.
Maybe it is. Yeah. We've certainly been intimate. You cannot deny that you and I have been in intimate situations.
I don't think so. There's always a camera present.
um and a sound crew and no i don't think we've been in intimate situations always we you and i are friends we've uh hung out not no i am we are you and i have socialized with no cameras present when a multiple times there have been numerous occasions where you and i have socialized name one i'm not here to enumerate things that should be self-evident to a man that was there for these experiences
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Chapter 2: How did Conan and Jordan's friendship evolve?
You and I don't have a line of dialogue for these matters. The people that needed to know knew. OK, I'm going to let it go. It was discussed. Yeah, it was. It was approved in all. I'm going to.
Yeah, I'm going to assume that it's fine. Yeah. And I'm sorry I flew off the handle. I've been under a lot of pressure lately launching the.
I'm sure you want people to speak freely under your employ. You have nothing to hide. No, I don't. Yes. I have thoughts about the series as you do.
Would you say that to Stalin? Would you say to Stalin?
I have original thoughts.
I'm sure, Comrade Stalin, you wish people to speak freely here in the Soviet Union. No, he didn't. He wanted absolute control, which is what I want.
My point is, I have deep thoughts, okay?
And I have things to say about- No one with deep thoughts says I have deep thoughts.
Yes. Nevertheless, the thoughts are there, and sometimes people want me to express them. I express the thoughts, and no harm done.
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Chapter 3: What are some memorable travel experiences of Conan and Jordan?
I would love to share that experience with you. Why are you always alone? Think of us galloping through the Alps. Galloping? Yeah, galloping through the Alps. Not on a horse, but on some kind of motorized vehicle, perhaps.
Or even just on foot. No, no, you don't get into a... You don't get into a... I'm gallivanting.
I'm sorry, I misspoke. But just picture us just running. Remember the sound of music?
You don't get into a Honda Accord and gallop off into the distance. It just doesn't happen.
Yeah, but can you envision the sentiment I'm talking about? Like picture the sound of music, which was shot, of course, in Germany. But picture that in the Swiss Alps, you and I just running through the snowy mountains.
No, I don't.
I don't.
I don't picture any of that.
No, we're we're gallivanting.
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