Jeff Goldblum Returns (Re-Release)
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Watch this. Hello. My name is Jeff Goldblum. G-O-L-D-B-L-U-M. And I'm reading for some of the first name. Oh, yes. First name. I did it. First name. Last name. Empty something. Yeah. And then pause. Here comes. That's enough of that. And I feel. And then it says here, parenthesis, however I feel. Well. Yeah. Madness. Madness. Madness. Hey, that's the last line of what movie? Here, last line of the movie. Madness. Madness. Tell me the movie. Oh, my God. I know that movie. I know that movie. Is it an older movie?
Yes. Wait a minute. Madness. I can give you a clue. Madness. Wait a minute. Is it? Madness. Hold it. Madness. Is it Apocalypse Now? No. No. That's the horror. You're close, though. Yeah. And it has a similar. Oh, wait, it's the last family ties. No, it does. It ends with madness. Madness. I love that this is the introduction to the show.
We have to wrap up what this movie is and then do the name thing. All is one giant piece. We're still rolling.
We're still rolling. But really, this has been real. You can't use this. No, we can't. But give us a hint on that movie. Okay, I'll give you a hint. A lesser cast member, Jack Hawkins. Probably don't even know who that is.
Oh, Mike, what kind of clue is that? A ceramic mug features in a breakfast scene. There's a clue for you.
No, no, Jack Hawkins. There are those who know very well Jack Hawkins and already know this movie. I'll give you a giveaway clue. Bill Holden, William Holden. Oh, uh... Stalag 17? No, good, no, pretty good guess. It's kind of a war picture. He does not deliver the last line, by the way.
Oh, Bridge Over the River Kwai.
Yes, Bridge Over the River Kwai. That was my last... Just as he blows up the bridge.
Yes.
Exactly. Now, all together, let's whistle the song that is... Ready?
Oh, wait, that's the wrong one.
Okay.
That's it.
I can't whistle and I don't know that.
You cannot whistle?
I can't whistle. Is that true? I've never seen this movie.
When I was a kid in camp, we used to, they taught us these old songs from the 50s as we trudged up the Appalachian Mountains. And we had to sing, Comet, it makes your teeth turn green. Comet. It tastes like Vaseline Comet. Make you vomit, so drink your Comet and vomit today. And then it'd be like, again! And we would do it again, and I'd climb the presidential mountain range just singing that song, not knowing what it was, how it, why?
Why? Just because. Wow. And then you learned later that it was from that movie. That's funny. That's funny. Hey, do you know this song? You reminded me of the song. We're on the upward trail. We're on the upward trail. Singing, singing, everybody singing as we go. That would have been a more legit version of the marching song.
Yes, I suppose. Now, where does that song come from? Because you've confused us once again.
And also, how do you feel about being Conan O'Brien's friend?
For God's sake. My name is Jeff Goldblum, and I feel being here with you now as if I'm revealing myself to myself. And I feel utterly drenched and purged. It's okay. Now, that's from a kind of an homage to a movie line also. That's not my originality and my unconventionality.
Why don't you turn my podcast into a kooky trivia show? I love it. That's what you've done. I love it.
I can tell that we are going to be friends.
All right, testing, testing, one, two, three, testing, testing, bumblebee, testing, testing, all day long we sing the testing, testing song. Three, two, one.
Why can't you do anything normally? I don't know. Why can't anything just be normal?
I don't know, ask Michelangelo. Here we go. Three, two, three. There it is. The Ninja Turtle. Yeah, that's who I meant. Okay. The best of the Ninja Turtles. Three, two, one.
I'm a Leonardo guy. Are you? And action.
Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, the podcast that gives and gives until it can't give no more.
What's it giving?
I don't know.
What are we giving?
I think it's spreading disease. We should stop. It's spreading disease. This is a fantastic episode. I never say that up front, but we know for a fact because we bring to you today the amazing Jeff Goldblum, a force of nature. A star, and I don't mean a star in the sense of a Hollywood star, he certainly is that, but he is a celestial event in my opinion. He really is, yeah. He really is.
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