Join Alex in the studio for an unhinged conversation with Hallie Batchelder. Hallie shares some of her most chaotic stories including when she conned two guys into paying for her boob job, hooking up with her BFF’s boyfriend and the most insane sexual request she’s ever received in the bedroom. Hallie talks about how she approaches dating, still using her dad’s credit card and how she has a brown belt in karate. Enjoy!
How does Hallie navigate her dating life?
I stand by this.
You want to go bigger? Yeah. How big are your tits?
Well, they're all right. 295 CC high profile. And everyone thinks they're real.
Everyone thinks they're real.
No, like when, like, oh, my God. Like, everyone thinks they're real. They don't look fake. Because the tits I had before, I gained a lot of weight, then lost a lot of weight, and then gained a lot of weight. So it kind of looked like a rock in a sock. Like, picture a rock in a sock. You know, you're swinging a rock in a sock. It's like a weapon, okay?
So, like, I filled that up, and I went conservative with the CCs. But they don't look fake enough. If I'm going under the knife, make them look fake.
You want to go bigger.
They bounce still. Like, fuck that.
You don't want them to bounce? Not really. You want them to just be sat in listening to me. Wait, you went to Catholic school?
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