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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Brunette Has A Nice Ring To It

Fri, 21 Feb 2025

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One of our listeners received one of the lamest pickup lines of all time… and went along with it! It ended her up here for a Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chapter 1: What is the new Cauliflower's Dill Pickle Pizza?

00:00 - 00:23 Advertisement Narrator

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00:23 - 00:29 Advertisement Narrator

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Chapter 2: Who is Eric Andre and what is his podcast about?

00:30 - 00:44 Eric Andre

Hey, what's up, y'all? This is Eric Andre. I made a podcast called Bombing about absolutely tanking on stage. I tell gnarly stories, and I talk to friends about their worst moments of bombing in all sorts of ways. Bombing on stage, bombing in public, bombing in life.

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00:44 - 01:01 Eric Andre

I want to know what's the worst way they've ever bombed, or have they ever performed way too drunk or high, or was there ever a time where they thought they were going to crush, and they stunk it up? Listen to Bombing with Eric Andre on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Chapter 3: What mysterious event happened with drones?

01:02 - 01:17 Gabe Lenners

Bombing with Eric Andre. What would you do if mysterious drones appeared over your hometown? I started asking questions. What do you remember happening on that night of December 16th?

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01:17 - 01:23 Drone Witness

It actually rotated around our house, looking as if it was peering in each window of our home.

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01:23 - 01:36 Gabe Lenners

I'm Gabe Lenners, from Imagine, iHeart Podcasts, and Lenners Entertainment. Listen to Obscura, Invasion of the Drones, wherever you get your favorite podcasts.

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Chapter 4: What are the greatest science ideas from the past 25 years?

01:37 - 01:52 Part-Time Genius Host 1

Hey, Will. Do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science. I can't keep track of it all. Then it's a good thing our podcast, Part-Time Genius, is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.

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01:53 - 01:55 Mango

That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.

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01:55 - 02:08 Part-Time Genius Host 1

In a paper called, quote, Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans. Right. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles.

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02:09 - 02:16 Part-Time Genius Host 2

He's an endocrinologist who found a way to stimulate insulin-producing cells using, wait for it, the saliva of a Gila monster.

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00:00 - 00:00 Part-Time Genius Host 1

There's no way to make that not sound crazy.

00:00 - 00:00 Part-Time Genius Host 2

We even talked to some of the experts behind these breakthroughs. It's a week full of fact-packed stories you won't want to miss. So listen to the part-time genius countdown of the 25 greatest science ideas of the past 25 years. Starting Monday, March 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Chapter 5: How did Brooke and Jeffrey become popular?

02:37 - 02:53 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And yes, first we took over your For You page on TikTok. Then we took over the top comedy charts on Spotify. Next, we're going to take over the world. Oh, wow. Okay. I don't feel like anyone's behind me.

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02:53 - 02:59 Jeffrey

I actually like it. Once you take over the world, I don't think you have to go to work anymore. So it kind of would be helpful for everyone.

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02:59 - 03:11 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Well, could you help us out? Follow the show. Follow the show right here on this podcast over on our main feed podcast as well. And hey, enjoy your second date.

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03:11 - 03:12 Gabe Lenners

Second date update.

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00:00 - 00:00 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Is it possible to accidentally catfish someone? i mean i guess we have people that say that on our show all the time where they showed up to the date and oh no he's even more attractive than his pictures i mean the opposite i wasn't prepared for a clooney hemsworth look-alike woe is me

Chapter 6: Can someone accidentally catfish their date?

03:36 - 03:38 Jeffrey

Yeah, I lost a bunch of weight, and I'm super buff now.

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03:39 - 03:42 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

I just forgot to update my profile photo.

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03:42 - 03:48 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Well, one of our listeners is worried she may have unintentionally catfished her date.

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03:48 - 03:48 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Oh, no.

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00:00 - 00:00 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Her name's Morgan, and she's a solid six in her photos online, but an 11 when you see her in person. Isn't that right, Morgan?

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

You're off the scale? I wouldn't go that far, you guys. I'm probably like a 10.5. Oh, wow.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

I don't know anyone that even calls himself a tenant. Good for you. And funny.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

And humble, yeah. Well, Morgan, we want to help you here. Tell us about the guy that you catfished by accident. What's his name?

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

His name is Kent. Okay. And you don't honestly think that Kent isn't calling you back because you're too hot, right?

Chapter 7: Why is Kent not calling Morgan back after their date?

05:36 - 05:40 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Wait, is that true?

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05:40 - 05:44 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

A little dark humor.

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05:45 - 05:56 Morgan

I know, but I was like, I wanted to mess with him because I thought it was like such a cheesy line. I was like, oh, come on. And he was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I was like, no, I'm just kidding.

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05:57 - 06:01 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Just kidding about my dad's fiery death. Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't delete that.

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00:00 - 00:00 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

That's a cute way to start off a conversation where you turn that into a date somehow.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

Yeah. And so like we were just laughing and and then he asked me out for drinks. What happened is that I decided to change my hairdo right before going on this date. That's the catfish part, right?

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Oh, right.

00:00 - 00:00 Morgan

Yeah. It was a pretty dramatic change.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

You went for the full makeover.

Chapter 8: Will Morgan get a second date with Kent?

09:42 - 09:43 Morgan

Thanks.

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09:43 - 09:45 Brooke

All right, hold on.

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09:46 - 09:49 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Let's play a little game of Spot the Red Flag.

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09:50 - 09:52 Brooke

Ooh, okay, I like this game.

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00:00 - 00:00 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

I'm not good at this game. I have bad vision.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Yeah, you two are going to fail.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

Let's try. There's a blonde girl who shows up to the first date with a totally different hair color, wearing an ex-boyfriend's promise ring, joking about her fake pilot dad crashing his plane. I can't find the red flags.

00:00 - 00:00 Jeffrey

I only see green. I see all green. But you know what's good about red flags? You can cut little red hearts out of them.

00:00 - 00:00 Brooke and Jeffrey Show Host 2

That's cute.

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